The Bitmapped Bill Simmons - Deadspin Comments

The Bitmapped Bill Simmons

penxv — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 18:18:57 EST

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beefshower — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 17:26:39 EST

These photos remind me more of those lame ass Tecmo Super Bowl player "photos" then anything on Punch Out. Specifically Simmons photo reminds me of Tony Eason.

beefshower

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swag — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 17:02:21 EST

Is there a special Punch-Out code I never learned where you can outfit Piston Honda with clothing from the Walt Jabsco collection? Maybe you had to use the Game Genie.

swag

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The Bouj — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 16:51:46 EST

Simmons should grow the Adam Morrison 'stache. THAT would be child molester-ish.

The Bouj

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Creamy Goodness — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 16:37:25 EST

Looks like Little Mac as an adult. All we need now is Jason Whitlock to rub his shoulders and he'll be ready to go.

Creamy Goodness

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Remington Steal — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 16:23:40 EST

Those pictures gave me the heeby-jeebies the first time I saw 'em. The problem? They didn't stylize a photograph of, say, Bill Simmons' face. They stylized half the face, copied, pasted, reflected over the y-axis, and called it a day. Unfortunately, NOBODY has a symmetrical face. If you take a straight on photograph of somebody, split it down the middle, and build two separate pictures using each half, you'll have one that looks a bit off and one that looks like a damn serial killer. Anyway, that's pretty much why they all look demonic.

Remington Steal

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Nick Kramer — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 16:16:29 EST

He looks more like a white Mr. Sandman to me.

Nick Kramer

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JoeyA — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 16:09:39 EST

Stu Scott has them all beat. That digital mug scares the shit out of me.

JoeyA

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Matt Sussman — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 15:43:48 EST

You think that's creepy .. check out the Dan Patrick headshot in "Outtakes." I think they just airbrushed 30 years of his life away.

Matt Sussman

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BigRicks — Mon, 06 Mar 2006 15:36:39 EST

I drink to prepare for a fight. Tonight I am very prepared. Ha. Ha. Ha. by the way, Popinski has a mustache, Simmons does not. And frankly, SImmons would look child-molesterish if he had one.

BigRicks