As Much As It Hurts, We Have To Accept That It's Over - Deadspin Comments

As Much As It Hurts, We Have To Accept That It's Over

Yankeebunny — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 21:10:50 EST

Her boobs are running away from each other - I think that she had 'em fixed...they don't look that "sloppified" now.

Yankeebunny

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Bronto — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 17:40:13 EST

Deadspin on PTI!!!!!!!!!!!

Bronto

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parker91 — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 16:02:54 EST

Barry, if you liked that one, this one is also fantastic: http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlny/media_people/anna_be...

parker91

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supermike — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 15:00:47 EST

FHM came in the mail today - with Anna on the cover! "Baseball's Hottest Housewife" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!titties

supermike

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Bronson — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 14:30:40 EST

Back when Eddie Murphy was funny: "Give me half, Eddie!"

Bronson

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Barry Lutz — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 14:18:17 EST

She is trashy, but I REALLY like that picture.

Barry Lutz

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seamus — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 13:41:37 EST

No matter how much major league alimony she gets, in the long run, Kris comes out ahead here.

seamus

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Smoking Pope — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 13:38:41 EST

Why would she be surprised that he cheated on her? HE MARRIED A STRIPPER! Off to the Surreal Life with both of them, their 15 minutes are up.

Smoking Pope

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bigboneded — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 13:32:52 EST

I am just now REALLY regretting the day I gave up pursuit of a Major League career. I could have been an Oriole! Fennis, I have a dime, hook me up with a dozen!

bigboneded

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Fennis — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 13:20:01 EST

The only reason anyone knows her name was because she is/was married to a MLB player. Crazy, decent-looking ex-strippers are dime a dozen. Take away her husband and she's dime a dozen. So if she likes the exposure she's gotten, she's going to have to do something "notable" in the next 18 months. Accidentally released porn videos have worked for others, and that's my prediction. I'm more sure of this prediction than my NL West.

Fennis

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Big Daddy Drew — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 13:15:54 EST

What's the over/under on the time it takes for her to sign a contract with Vivid Video? Six months? A year? I make fun, but I'd still hit it. With extreme prejudice.

Big Daddy Drew

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Carson — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 13:09:44 EST

I believe our British friends would call her a "slapper".

Carson

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apostles03 — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 13:00:39 EST

If she loses her top in a pool, she'll drop to the bottom like she's attached to an anchor.

apostles03

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SteveJeltzFan — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 12:58:37 EST

Not quite sports related, but Russell Simmons and Kimora Lee just announced they are splitting up, putting the "Crazy Hot, but Crazy Crazy Ex-Wife" trifecta into play.

SteveJeltzFan

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MikeyUtah — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 12:56:45 EST

Man, those things look saggy in that photo.

MikeyUtah

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Q. Compson — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 12:53:46 EST

Them's some sloppy guns in that pic.

Q. Compson

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The ExBurgher — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 12:37:38 EST

There's got to be something else going on here. On a recent appearance on "Cold Pizza" (what? It was an ESPN Motion clip!), Anna indicated that she wouldn't be going to Baltimore, but would be staying in New York so she could "have all the action of New York to myself." She wasn't even going to go live in Baltimore with him, and now HE cheats on HER with one of her friends? Either this is a really well thought-out bit of revenge on her for something (which makes sense, because Kris is a really cerebral, anal-retentive asshole. He wanted to be like Maddux) or it's not true. What's more likely is that she got fed up with how ridiculously milquetoast he is, or Kris got sick of what a loudmouth idiot who sounds like she ate a carton of cigarettes that Anna is.

The ExBurgher

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Captain Caveman — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 12:20:24 EST

Right now Sidney Ponson is SO disappointed to be a Cardinal.

Captain Caveman

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Madman — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 12:07:59 EST

OK - NOW the question becomes relevant - who on the Mets gets first crack? Or did the rights to bang Anna transfer to Baltimore in the trade? And yes, I did just post this joke at the other Anna posting - but it's way at the bottom and now you all get to see how hilarious I am. Ugh.

Madman