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Roger Clemens' Multinational Laundry

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 15:42:34 EST

At least no one outed him and Pettitte for their steroid use.

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

Roger Clemens' Multinational Laundry

BigTDog — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 13:16:34 EDT

Wow Red Sox Chick...that was a blast from the past. I haven't even thought about that commercial in 20 years. Good pull

BigTDog

Roger Clemens' Multinational Laundry

spine_11 — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 11:37:41 EDT

I cannot believe that Jim Hendry has not signed this guy yet. The Rocket doesn't care about orientals.

spine_11

Roger Clemens' Multinational Laundry

SlickBomb — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 11:30:57 EDT

Charles, dynamite inference. I was thinking something similar, which probably means we're both crazy. I'm thinking that Clemens interview had about a 20% chance of going John Rocker. That would take him out of the Yankees sights right there.

SlickBomb

Roger Clemens' Multinational Laundry

supermike — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 11:07:06 EDT

Bleach-ee? Are you trying to say bleach-ee? Bleach-ee. Oh my God. Two things: One. You can't bleach a Soprani. Out of the question. Two. TWO! I can only get these sheets in Santa Fe. These are very expensive sheets and I really need them clean!!!

supermike

Roger Clemens' Multinational Laundry

Red Sox Chick — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 11:06:03 EDT

"Ancient Chinese secret, huh?"

Red Sox Chick

Roger Clemens' Multinational Laundry

bigboneded — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 11:00:15 EDT

"And then we tried to get a cab to the game, but all the Middle Easterners were preparing for Jihad...couldn't even get a Slurpee." Clemens continued, "and with all the Mexicans watching Puerto Rico and Cuba, my yard was a shambles when we got home, and the house wasn't clean." But Clemens troubles didn't end their, "I was hoping to get some good teriyaki, but there was none to be found in all of Orange County. It was a good thing the Canadians got knocked out, eh. I actually had some maple syrup with my pre-game meal."

bigboneded

Roger Clemens' Multinational Laundry

mark duffy — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 10:58:59 EDT

"Hey Rocker, what're ya'll doing tonight? Wanna come over and listen to some Molly Hatchet records?"

mark duffy

Roger Clemens' Multinational Laundry

Charles — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 10:47:26 EDT

That had American Psycho potential written all over it. "I have to return some videotapes!"

Charles

Roger Clemens' Multinational Laundry

Frank Pentangeli — Wed, 05 Apr 2006 10:35:55 EDT

Sign him up for Letterman!

Frank Pentangeli