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		    <description><![CDATA[Ayala, Healthcliff Slocumb, Bad Norm Charlton, the Legendary Mike Schooler... those were fun days.

I do have to mention the best Mariner commercial ever -and if someone could find this online, I'd be eternally grateful- was the Joey Cora finger puppet. It was Joey (he of the .277-.348-.369 lifetime line) watching a puppet of Roger Clemens panic over facing him. It was the funniest baseball-related thing I've ever seen. <p><a href="http://frinklinspeaks.mu.nu">Frinklin</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[NOT FUNNY, Mark. My hair just went white and fell out thinking about that awful man. <p>Captain Caveman</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[Re:  M's closer. let's bring back Bobby Ayala. <p><a href="http://copyranter.blogspot.com/">mark duffy</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[The Oakland A's always have great ad campaigns, too. The ones from 2002 were especially funny, as I recall. And last year's, too.

<a href="http://oakland.athletics.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/oak/fan_forum/commercials_2005.jsp">http://oakland.athletics.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/oak/fan_forum/...</a> <p>jane</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[Ah, the Ancient Mariner. He's still got a few good games left in him, although I'd rather have the worm-eaten corpse of Mordecai Brown as the M's closer than Eddie Guardado. <p>Captain Caveman</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[HAHAHAHA!  My favorite is still Spreewell selling digital cable, "It's mad crazy fast" But this one's very good too. <p><a href="http://markitdown.mlblogs.com/">NYNick</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[Big Richie... heh heh... <p><a href="http://ehb4.blogspot.com/">Luckless Pedestrian</a></p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[Although you have to admit that the commercials for the new Mets network (SNY), featuring the guy with a TV for a head, are pretty good too.  

Two examples, but there are several in the series:

- Asian masseuse gives the guy a chest massage because she wants to watch Mets highlights on his face, the TV, while he complains.

- Cab driver locks him into the cab so drive can watch the game in the rear-view mirror <p>Quality</p>]]></description>
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		    <description><![CDATA[The M's don't do a whole lot well on the field anymore, but they totally lead the league in commercials. <p><a href="http://frinklinspeaks.mu.nu">Frinklin</a></p>]]></description>
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