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Joe Morgan Blows Your Mind

Billy Clyde Puckett — Wed, 10 May 2006 11:11:44 EDT

"To be honest, I made signs. There's nothing a guy who has never made a sign can teach me about making a sign. Or about Prohibition."

Billy Clyde Puckett

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Reverend — Tue, 09 May 2006 10:58:45 EDT

Actually, MMPunter, I was thinking more about people's regard for Bud Selig. Personally, I think Bonds has accomplished a mighty goal with respect to his jealousy of Big Mac: Have baseball fans been this united about anything since McGuire? People are giving props to Philadelphia fans for chrissakes! Bonds is a god.

Reverend

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Carmen McFanzone — Tue, 09 May 2006 09:45:04 EDT

Joe's performance Sunday night appears to have dealt a crushing blow to firejoemorgan.

Carmen McFanzone

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Monday Morning Punter — Tue, 09 May 2006 08:56:57 EDT

Rev, legality vs. practice aside, please explain to me the benefits of alcohol in relation to athletic performance. By your logic, David Wells should have at least 400 home runs by now.

Monday Morning Punter

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Reverend — Mon, 08 May 2006 23:45:34 EDT

From the Wikipedia article on Prohibition: This discrepancy between legality and actual practice led to widespread disdain for authority. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prohibition As such, I think the comparison of steroid use to alcohol consumption is fairly apt. Not spurious. APT!!

Reverend

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Jeff Martin — Mon, 08 May 2006 22:51:43 EDT

I have a masters in writing studies, and so it kills me when people can't use the language properly (except on the Internet, the Wild West of Grammar). And yes, I know the grammar Nazi-ing is to my own detriment, which explains why I'm on Deadspin at 11 p.m. and not out with a girl. Thank you, Unsilent Majority for your support and Zembla for your fact checking.

Jeff Martin

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Bronto — Mon, 08 May 2006 21:02:20 EDT

Someone asked me today at the gym about the whole Bonds and Babe's Record issue. I said I thought that Bonds' homers should have at least an asterisk. Apparently the old dude with the nasty beard on the treadmill heard me, and must have watched Joltin' Joe last night, and started rambling about Babe should have an asterisk too because of prohibition and he drank all that beer. Wacko.

Bronto

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dmac — Mon, 08 May 2006 18:55:51 EDT

As my uncle said on the phone the other day, the Babe also did it with antibiotics (or whatever) to treat the V.D. he got from hookers.

dmac

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Madman — Mon, 08 May 2006 17:35:16 EDT

Further evidence that Joe Morgan is totally unnecessary. Do he and Stu Scott have a running argument at the ESPN holiday party about who kisses more athelete ass?

Madman

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Zembla — Mon, 08 May 2006 17:02:33 EDT

We kept track. "Ironic" count: Morgan - Five uses, all incorrect Miller - Two uses, both correct

Zembla

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GoinYostal — Mon, 08 May 2006 16:49:54 EDT

Monday Morning Punter nails it. Plus, during 1921, arguably Babe's best season statistically (YMMV), President Harding was having whiskey delivered to the back door of the White House in defiance of both the 18th Amendment and the Volstead Act. And as we all know, until President Nixon, when the President does it, it isn't illegal. And since Ruth made more than the President (well, he did have a better year), it must not have been illegal for him either. I'll have a flowchart printed up for that later.

GoinYostal

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William — Mon, 08 May 2006 16:46:44 EDT

That fact that Joe Morgan has a job is ironic. No; wait a minute. No it's not. Unless Joe Morgan says that Joe Morgan having a job is ironic. Then it's ironic. I'm on board with the fire Joe Morgan petition.

William

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Dan Serafini — Mon, 08 May 2006 16:11:28 EDT

I am surprised Joe didn't make a remark about those fans holding the signs having never played. This is the same guy that blew off the HOF inductions lanst year for the first time since he got in, when Ryne Sandberg was inducted. If/when Barry gets in, I bet he is the only HOFer that doesn't boycott, unless another second baseman like Jeff Kent is inducted at the same time.

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Arkbear — Mon, 08 May 2006 15:49:33 EDT

This post brought to you by Bud Light.

Arkbear

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Monday Morning Punter — Mon, 08 May 2006 15:39:22 EDT

Prohibition only banned manufacture, transport, and sale of alcohol. Possession and consumption were still legal.

Monday Morning Punter

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Unsilent Majority — Mon, 08 May 2006 15:39:00 EDT

people botching the use of the word irony isn't so bad, i've gotten used to it. but when somebody like morgan does it over and over again i weep for our nation's education

Unsilent Majority

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Juancho — Mon, 08 May 2006 15:33:04 EDT

I'm going to go crawl back into my cave after today. First, Cptn. Caveman agreeing with Tsetse, and now Joe Morgan being right. Even reminding myself that even a blind squirrel finds a few nuts once in a while is not helping with that one.

Juancho

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Luckless Pedestrian — Mon, 08 May 2006 15:32:05 EDT

Did Budweiser pay for that banner? Is that Ted Ferguson on the end? Seriously, best picture ever.

Luckless Pedestrian

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Barry Lutz — Mon, 08 May 2006 15:28:50 EDT

You're with me, Ombudsman.

Barry Lutz

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Badclown — Mon, 08 May 2006 15:23:40 EDT

Aaron also hit a few home runs for the Brewers, who ironically produced the beer that the Babe illegally ingested during his best years. Joe Morgan must be forced to walk around the ESPN studios in a leather village people outfit until Berman hits on him.

Badclown

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Sarcastro — Mon, 08 May 2006 15:15:50 EDT

Not a performance enhancer? Beer makes me better at being a jackass, passing out, harassing strange women, vomiting, dropping my drawers at inappropriate times, and unraveling the complexities of string theory.

Sarcastro

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Jeff Martin — Mon, 08 May 2006 15:11:10 EDT

Joe Morgan also commented something like fifteen times on things that, in his opinion, were "ironic." Example..."Ruth hit his 714th home run playing for the Braves, the team that, ironically enough, Aaron hit most of his home runs with." That's not even as ironic as a black fly in your chardonnay. Can someone get a seventh-grade teacher on the line for Mr. Morgan?

Jeff Martin

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Clyde Klutzzer — Mon, 08 May 2006 15:09:34 EDT

Excuse me for my delayed Standing O comment. Was actually busy working (gasp!) and checked the stories from most recent to earliest and didnt see that... hmmm... everyone noticed the same thing. Nonetheless, fire joe morgan.

Clyde Klutzzer

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Big Daddy Drew — Mon, 08 May 2006 15:09:27 EDT

And Fred Smoot did it with a double-ender.

Big Daddy Drew

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silver lining — Mon, 08 May 2006 15:07:10 EDT

Didn't Babe do it with hookers, too?

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Creamy Goodness — Mon, 08 May 2006 15:06:00 EDT

However, beer is not a performance enhancer. Unless you count slump-busting.

Creamy Goodness

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Blackaces — Mon, 08 May 2006 15:05:17 EDT

Joe Morgan doesn't believe in computers, similar to how Carl Everett doesn't believe in dinosaurs.

Blackaces

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Clyde Klutzzer — Mon, 08 May 2006 15:02:37 EDT

My favorite moment last night was right after he hit the HR, people were standing and yelling at him (yes, a few were cheering; the people standing next to Bonds' mom didnt want to get sucker punched) and booing, etc. So what does Joe Morgan say "Well the Philly fans are knowledgable; they're giving him a standing ovation." If that was a Standing O, then my wiffle OPS is greater than Ruth's.

Clyde Klutzzer

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dmac — Mon, 08 May 2006 15:02:10 EDT

That comment was so amazing I forgot it when I was writing this morning. The only thing that would have made it better would've been if he had added in "I hate Billy Beane, the author of Moneyball!" at the end of it.

dmac

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The Big Picture — Mon, 08 May 2006 15:01:26 EDT

sometimes Jon Miller's reactions are just great. when Morgan says something so mind-boggling, Miller just pauses for a few seconds, feels himself get a slight bit stupider, then changes the subject like the conversation never existed. now that's a primetime broadcaster.

The Big Picture

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Mike Sweeney — Mon, 08 May 2006 14:40:20 EDT

I wonder if he got that information from a book or possibly even a *gasp* computer?!

Mike Sweeney

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Unsilent Majority — Mon, 08 May 2006 14:38:31 EDT

'The funny thing about that is that, wasn't beer illegal in Babe Ruth's day?' not when he played for boston...

Unsilent Majority