We Mean Not To Offend, Joey - Deadspin Comments

We Mean Not To Offend, Joey

Zillax0rz — Thu, 25 May 2006 10:24:11 EDT

http://www.post-gazette.com/images3/20060206lfloose_450.jp... Butterfingers! Wish I could find pictures of the three other times he dropped the ball.

Zillax0rz

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T-dawg — Wed, 24 May 2006 20:18:39 EDT

i meant Bill da Cat... oops.

T-dawg

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T-dawg — Wed, 24 May 2006 20:18:15 EDT

Billdapussy-- Joey Porter is walter jones bitch. he also got away with a horse collar tackle, which shockingly, wasn't called. but at least he knows how to take innocuous jerramy stevens comments and blow them into his own misinterpretation of how the world is out to treat him like the sisters treated Andy Dufresne. Hopefully like Boggs he will never walk again, and be forced to eat with a spoon.

T-dawg

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supermike — Wed, 24 May 2006 15:33:35 EDT

Thanks, Sarcastro: BALLS FOREVER!

supermike

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mick the munch — Wed, 24 May 2006 15:32:15 EDT

unless you are a blogger who has been to the pro bowl 3 or 4 years you better watch yourself because joey is going to get all up in your grillpiece

mick the munch

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Dweeze — Wed, 24 May 2006 13:58:34 EDT

Regarding his meeting with Bush, I just want to know if they got that thing solved, you know, that thing over there?

Dweeze

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Big Daddy Drew — Wed, 24 May 2006 13:29:43 EDT

But he's healthy enough to offer us one ticket to the gun show in that photo.

Big Daddy Drew

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Sarcastro — Wed, 24 May 2006 13:25:50 EDT

Supermike: I know this might be a bit pedantic, but I think the words you were looking for are "forever" and "balls."

Sarcastro

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Sarcastro — Wed, 24 May 2006 13:07:52 EDT

Leave Joey alone. He's a fine human being. For example: After he beat me half to death, made love to my wife as I was forced to watch and cheer him on and horrified my dog in ways far too gruesome to discuss in this forum, he said, "Thanks."

Sarcastro

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apostles03 — Wed, 24 May 2006 12:52:53 EDT

Pardon this rant. Apparently he was too busy letting Joe Jurevicius shoot his ass with a paintball on Battle of the NFL Stars to have knee surgery. That frickin' knee looked pretty good while he was winning the obsticle course event, too. Aaaaauuuugggggh! I have grown weary of this loudmouth. Hold him to his contract. Let him hold out. Trade him to Kansas City...they seem to like our broken down linebackers. The Steelers grow linebackers like Iowa grows corn. So F Joey Porter. I hope he sprains his mouth someday.

apostles03

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BilldaCat — Wed, 24 May 2006 12:51:29 EDT

Surprised Seattle fans haven't come in here to complain about blown calls yet.

BilldaCat

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Captain Caveman — Wed, 24 May 2006 12:29:08 EDT

Man, I wish Colorado thugs had better aim. If only today's young hoods knew the basics of sight alignment, sight picture, breath control, and slow trigger squeeze... we'd remember him fondly as a gutsy, aggressive linebacker instead of wishing the surgeon would throw in a laryngectomy for free.

Captain Caveman

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Matt Sussman — Wed, 24 May 2006 12:25:57 EDT

I think you're confusing Joey Porter with Chuck Norris again. --Suss

Matt Sussman

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The ExBurgher — Wed, 24 May 2006 12:22:51 EDT

Joey's gonna shoot you in the ass.

The ExBurgher

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supermike — Wed, 24 May 2006 12:08:36 EDT

I wonder how Joey's summit with Bush went. Did he tell Bush that he didn't like "the way things are running?" Did he ask for his "money back" - whatever that means? I got one for Joey right here: Fuck you Joey Porter you suck!!!!!! Now come find me. I know I can run away from you while you're on crutches! PATS 4EVER!!! STEELERS SUCK BALLZ!!!

supermike