Pat Robertson Could Destroy You With His Legs - Deadspin Comments

Pat Robertson Could Destroy You With His Legs

neelcv — Fri, 26 May 2006 10:49:09 EDT

He is doing those leg presses ridiculously wrong. I hope God strikes him with lightning.

neelcv

Pat Robertson Could Destroy You With His Legs

Mr. Soul — Thu, 25 May 2006 14:56:42 EDT

Actually Silver, I believe there is a bootleg video out of North Korea that shows the Leader doing the Icky Shuffle after his 11th hole-in-one. Chad Johnson hasn't got a thing on Kim Jong Il.

Mr. Soul

Pat Robertson Could Destroy You With His Legs

farlane — Thu, 25 May 2006 14:50:29 EDT

McAwesome, Hercules.

farlane

Pat Robertson Could Destroy You With His Legs

doodlebug — Thu, 25 May 2006 14:38:13 EDT

I think he meant to say 2000 KILOS

doodlebug

Pat Robertson Could Destroy You With His Legs

Phatty — Thu, 25 May 2006 14:30:37 EDT

I once saw Pat Robertson punch a hole through a deer, just to see what was on the other side.

Phatty

Pat Robertson Could Destroy You With His Legs

mick the munch — Thu, 25 May 2006 14:22:18 EDT

Pat Robertson doesn't believe in Artificial Vaginas however

mick the munch

Pat Robertson Could Destroy You With His Legs

BoSox Siobhan — Thu, 25 May 2006 14:06:34 EDT

Forget putting Barbaro out to stud, with leg strength like that, Robertson's the one you really want impregnating mares.

BoSox Siobhan

Pat Robertson Could Destroy You With His Legs

Rick Paulas — Thu, 25 May 2006 13:53:56 EDT

Televangelist by day, hardcore Satan-slayer by night!

Rick Paulas

Pat Robertson Could Destroy You With His Legs

Hercules McAwesome — Thu, 25 May 2006 13:27:16 EDT

Pat Robertson facts: When Satan gets ready for bed each night, he prays to God he will never see the receiving end of a Pat Robertson round-house kick. Pat Robertson once stamped his foot in anger. And that is how the Grand Canyon was formed. When Pat Robertson uses the leg press machine, the machine gets stronger. Pat Robertson's legs are Danny Glover's partner in the upcoming Lethal Weapon sequel. Jesus can only leg press 2,010 pounds.

Hercules McAwesome

Pat Robertson Could Destroy You With His Legs

silver lining — Thu, 25 May 2006 13:14:24 EDT

First of all, Mr. Soul, I believe it was eleven holes in one, not twelve. Second, I kind of want this to be true. Wouldn't it be great if he pulled it off and did the smug "Scoreboard" point afterward? Although the old NFL throat slash might be even better.

silver lining

Pat Robertson Could Destroy You With His Legs

skormos — Thu, 25 May 2006 13:13:58 EDT

He can also turn coal to diamond using his buttcheeks. It helps with the losses he's taking on the Protein Shake business.

skormos

Pat Robertson Could Destroy You With His Legs

PeteJayhawk — Thu, 25 May 2006 13:01:24 EDT

What the hell? I mean...what???

PeteJayhawk

Pat Robertson Could Destroy You With His Legs

Large — Thu, 25 May 2006 13:01:21 EDT

He's doing leg presses incorrectly. He's not even bringing the sleigh down past the first stopper. He should be bringing it down to the safety catch (which means his knees should be at a 90 degree angle with his thighs almost touching his chest). If you don't feel like actually lifting or lowering the weight, I'm sure virtually anyone can leg press 2000 lbs. Perhaps someone should film a work out the way Pat does it...

Large

Pat Robertson Could Destroy You With His Legs

Badclown — Thu, 25 May 2006 13:00:48 EDT

I once saw Jerry Fawell eat 2000 pounds of cole slaw.

Badclown

Pat Robertson Could Destroy You With His Legs

Big Daddy Drew — Thu, 25 May 2006 12:58:34 EDT

Next thing you know, he'll be telling us that a group of "Chosen Ones" will be lifted up to Heaven, with their clothing left in the exact spot they disappeared. Crazy ass shit like that.

Big Daddy Drew

Pat Robertson Could Destroy You With His Legs

Scott Senay — Thu, 25 May 2006 12:57:07 EDT

Funny, all my protein shakes make me do is call ex-girlfriends and fight my hamper. Oh wait, thats vodka.

Scott Senay

Pat Robertson Could Destroy You With His Legs

The Gentleman Masher — Thu, 25 May 2006 12:48:52 EDT

Doesn't Pat know what God does to liars?

The Gentleman Masher

Pat Robertson Could Destroy You With His Legs

Gravy — Thu, 25 May 2006 12:41:39 EDT

at this rate Robertson could take down Chuck Norris. But then again that would be blasphemy as Chuck Norris is God.

Gravy

Pat Robertson Could Destroy You With His Legs

Rob Iracane — Thu, 25 May 2006 12:40:45 EDT

You know, if y'all don't stop all this disbelief, God is gonna punish us and send a hurricane.

Rob Iracane

Pat Robertson Could Destroy You With His Legs

farlane — Thu, 25 May 2006 12:40:35 EDT

He then used the nails to build a bridge to Iran where he kicked the crap out of the Supreme Leader. He was reportedly home in time to deliver his weekly infomercial for Pat's Premium Protein Shakes.

farlane

Pat Robertson Could Destroy You With His Legs

Gasface — Thu, 25 May 2006 12:36:55 EDT

Pat Robertson shits bigger than Barbaro.

Gasface

Pat Robertson Could Destroy You With His Legs

The Fighting Apostle — Thu, 25 May 2006 12:36:33 EDT

I might believe him, except if God was going to take the time to help a old preacher lift weights, why would he only help him lift one rep? You'd think he'd put in the time to get the guy a whole set.

The Fighting Apostle

Pat Robertson Could Destroy You With His Legs

knots — Thu, 25 May 2006 12:36:02 EDT

I wanna see a steel cage match (leg wrastlin') between him and Madeline Albright. Also, peep a video of a bodybuilder doing just under 1100 pounds..what a pussy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVtTQsFZGn0&search=legpress...

knots

Pat Robertson Could Destroy You With His Legs

DonGerard — Thu, 25 May 2006 12:35:14 EDT

Pat Robertson eats lighting and craps thunder!

DonGerard

Pat Robertson Could Destroy You With His Legs

Cucmbr — Thu, 25 May 2006 12:33:38 EDT

Robertson's spokesman = Victor Conte It's that or we'll all have to start wondering what else he's right about...

Cucmbr

Pat Robertson Could Destroy You With His Legs

SRL — Thu, 25 May 2006 12:30:58 EDT

Uh, it says they have video of the 10 sets of 1000 pound leg press. Why hasn't this been found and posted yet?

SRL

Pat Robertson Could Destroy You With His Legs

dippity sauce — Thu, 25 May 2006 12:30:22 EDT

"Robertson on Robertson": Coming soon to ESPN.

dippity sauce

Pat Robertson Could Destroy You With His Legs

Scott Senay — Thu, 25 May 2006 12:29:58 EDT

So Bonds is really on Jesus juice?

Scott Senay

Pat Robertson Could Destroy You With His Legs

Chamomiles Davis — Thu, 25 May 2006 12:28:54 EDT

I attribute his leg strengths to all the squatting he does when he pulls crazy quotes out of his ass.

Chamomiles Davis

Pat Robertson Could Destroy You With His Legs

Roy Keane — Thu, 25 May 2006 12:27:16 EDT

Perhaps they mean "2000 Pounds" in currency, not weight.

Roy Keane

Pat Robertson Could Destroy You With His Legs

Captain Caveman — Thu, 25 May 2006 12:24:17 EDT

He then ate one of the 45-pound plates for lunch. He crapped out nails for a week.

Captain Caveman

Pat Robertson Could Destroy You With His Legs

Mr. Soul — Thu, 25 May 2006 12:23:15 EDT

This reminds me of the news story that came out of North Korea that explained that Kim Jong Il took up golf and got 12 holes in one during his first round. If the spokesperson says it happened then it must be real.

Mr. Soul

Pat Robertson Could Destroy You With His Legs

Big Daddy Drew — Thu, 25 May 2006 12:21:30 EDT

Maybe Pedro Gomez should be assigned to him.

Big Daddy Drew