Some Things, Ron Artest Shouldn't Joke About - Deadspin Comments

Some Things, Ron Artest Shouldn't Joke About

Kelly Leak — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 19:52:04 EDT

He should stay. I don't think he'll command much value on the open market if he can't do 'the little things.' Like breathe.

Kelly Leak

Some Things, Ron Artest Shouldn't Joke About

Good vs Evil — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 18:07:24 EDT

Artest only wants tru wariers on his team. Thus, one can deduce that Bonzi Wells is, in fact, a tru warier.

Good vs Evil

Some Things, Ron Artest Shouldn't Joke About

badbabu — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 14:09:17 EDT

Hey man! I'll cut you, I'll cut you up so bad you, you gonna wish I no cut you so bad!

badbabu

Some Things, Ron Artest Shouldn't Joke About

Unky Rob — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 14:03:51 EDT

If Bonzi Wells releases a cover of "What's Love Got to Do With It" then we'll know they were involved.

Unky Rob

Some Things, Ron Artest Shouldn't Joke About

AwfulAnnouncing — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 12:52:40 EDT

He apparently didn't have a desire to "off" Rick Adelman.

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Some Things, Ron Artest Shouldn't Joke About

Fennis — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 12:38:23 EDT

Are they teammates or are they involved in an abusive relationship?

Fennis

Some Things, Ron Artest Shouldn't Joke About

silver lining — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 12:34:44 EDT

"What sort of things do you do for the Kings?" "You know, defending, rebounding ...." "Defending, rebounding, killing your former teammates, stuff like that?"

silver lining

Some Things, Ron Artest Shouldn't Joke About

grungedave — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 12:33:24 EDT

I wonder if Artest is willing to treat Bonzi like Suge Knight did to Vanilla Ice... considering Bonzi will be about as smart a signing for Sacramento as Vanilla was to Suge.

grungedave

Some Things, Ron Artest Shouldn't Joke About

Spanish Necktie — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 12:18:02 EDT

Ready to sign Mr. Wells? Will that be ink or blood?

Spanish Necktie

Some Things, Ron Artest Shouldn't Joke About

The Big Picture — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 12:18:00 EDT

did bonzi throw beer on him?

The Big Picture

Some Things, Ron Artest Shouldn't Joke About

justincredibleh — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 12:17:50 EDT

Who's headbutt would hurt more....Artest's or Zidane's?

justincredibleh

Some Things, Ron Artest Shouldn't Joke About

MDT — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 12:17:32 EDT

+1: Bison Dele reference

MDT

Some Things, Ron Artest Shouldn't Joke About

Hustler of Culture — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 12:15:13 EDT

Wow Chopper Dave....damn

Hustler of Culture

Some Things, Ron Artest Shouldn't Joke About

Matt — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 12:03:04 EDT

Screw the threats Ronnie...just give him a copy of your CD and he'll never want to leave!

Matt

Some Things, Ron Artest Shouldn't Joke About

Spectacular Sam — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 12:02:28 EDT

If I'm Bonzi I'm re-signing....immediately.

Spectacular Sam

Some Things, Ron Artest Shouldn't Joke About

Captain Caveman — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 12:01:07 EDT

Is Ron Artest gonna have to kill a bitch?

Captain Caveman

Some Things, Ron Artest Shouldn't Joke About

grungedave — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 11:58:08 EDT

by "kill" does Artest mean he will make Bonzi listen to his rap CD repeatedly?

grungedave

Some Things, Ron Artest Shouldn't Joke About

Big Daddy Drew — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 11:56:58 EDT

Why, he's crazier than Zinedine Zidane!

Big Daddy Drew

Some Things, Ron Artest Shouldn't Joke About

Wes Mantooth — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 11:56:23 EDT

I can almost hear the scared, awkward laughter from the reporter after that quote as Ron just gives a normal stare.....

Wes Mantooth

Some Things, Ron Artest Shouldn't Joke About

chopper dave — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 11:55:42 EDT

Was Artest ever teammates with Bison Dele?

chopper dave

Some Things, Ron Artest Shouldn't Joke About

Unsilent Majority — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 11:52:47 EDT

who said he was joking?

Unsilent Majority