<![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> I would rather watch Stephen A interview Dusty Bottoms. How can we make this happen?

Looks like somebody's been down here with the "Ugly Stick".

Tyler Durden

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> Bird and cml sox, Stephen A. doesn't scream at his guests, but the way he acts like they build tree houses together is ridiculous. I don't watch the show much (he irritates me too much), but all I've seen is him flattering his quests so later he can act like their best friends. I remember when Iverson was on the show once, he yelled out the crowd because they didn't applause enough for AI: "GIVE IT UP FOR THE MAN! HE SAID HE LOVES HIS MOMMA!" Does that really require applause?

Basshole

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> I'll take the bullet for you cml sox:

SAS is better on Quite Frankly than he is on the NBA Shootaround. He's not ALWAYS screaming and competing for attention. Sometimes he even makes a salient point or two. On NBA Shootaround (or whatever that show is called), I'm convinced his job is just to make Legler look like a genius.

{ducks}

BigTDog

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> I'm sure I'll get flamed for this but I actually think Stephen A. Smith is a pretty good interviewer.

Are you kidding me? The way he sucks his guest's dicks, you'd think he was a fluffer.

Basshole

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> I'm sure I'll get flamed for this but I actually think Stephen A. Smith is a pretty good interviewer.

cml sox

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> I totally expect Stephen A. to hint about a whole
'How tough has the white media been on you?' route with Baker, neverminding the fact that the Cubs are complete crap. (That may even be a problem Baker has to face, but Stephen A. is a complete joke of an interviewer.)

blackaces

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> True Big Daddy.

But hey - Say it, don't spray it Stephen A.
For god sakes, dusty already needs a hearing aid.

soozycue

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> Will Dusty be appearing in sweatbands?

Way Cool Jr.

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> "QUITE FRANKLY, YOU DON'T EVEN NEED A TOOTHPICK AFTER TASTING THESE DELICIOUS DOODLES, DUSTY! SAVE THE TOOTHPICK FOR THE DUGOUT!"

Barry Lutz

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> It could be like Maury where get the results of the Cubs management backstage.

"Dusty, you are......NOT the manager of the Cubs."

adderrall_slim

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> We need to put an end to black on black crime.

adderrall_slim

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> "NOW, DUSTY! YOU KNOW YOU WANT A CHEEZ DOODLE! YOU CAN'T DENY THAT THESE CHEEZ DOODLES ARE DELICIOUS! QUITE FRANKLY, I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVEN HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS!"

Barry Lutz

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> Has anybody seen Rock Strongo???

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> Dave Ryan:

I would get Carl Everett and Darren Daulton to discuss biological evolution and the space-time continuum. Mike Tyson could moderate.

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> Mattingly, get rid of those sideburns...
sorry there's just been so many simpsons references...i just had to add one...

Jake Taylor

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> "Boo our guest, boo our guest
made from real gorilla chest
feel this sweater, there's not better
than authentic irish setter."


Ladies love Fennis

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> Lance Uppercut:
You are hired to run whatever network I may wind up owning in the future.

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> If they're going to go Springer, might as well bring Mark Prior on to throw a chair at Dusty... and promptly tear his rotator cuff in doing so, leading to a 5-month stint on the DL and questions about his long term ability to return to form, etc. etc. etc.

Or maybe they can have a goat roast.

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> soozycue, you're inferring that Stephen A. would actually ask a tough question. Here are some more realistic questions he might ask:

"How hard has this year been for you?"
"What's the one thing about you people don't understand?"
"How hard is it to be black man today managing in Chicago?"
"It seems to me that people might have the wrong perception of you. Would that be correct?"
"Do you feel like there's a double standard?"

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> You know your show is in the toilet when you're left trying to book guests that are more hated than your host.

chopper dave

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> At the risk of revealing my true nature, doesn't the idea of a professional sports related Jerr Springer type show appeal to anyone else? I mean imagine an episode with John Rocker, that mini-Pedro guy from a few years ago, Tanya Harding and the Iron Sheik all discussing the Middle East crisis. This has got to be a ratings winner.

Lance Uppercut

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> I wonder if we'll find out (once and for all) who Darren Baker's baby mama is! Oh no you dint! (Triple finger snap zing)

Hercules McAwesome

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> More proof of what incredible pieces of shit both Stephen A. Hole and ESPN are.

As if we needed any.

Kelly Leak

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> I think Steven A wants the noise so that Dusty doesn't fall asleep like he does on the Cubs bench.

Clove

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> Stephen A.'s graphic in the background is a solid white silhouette. Anyone else find that ironic?

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> Stay classy, Bristol.

Captain Caveman

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> much like springer, the boos will inevitably turn to wild cheering the instant dusty flashes his juggs.

moe berg

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> I think it might go down something like this.

Stephen A.: "SO! Are you going to take ANY responsibility for this CIRCUS YOU CALL A BASEBALL TEAM?!"

Dusty: "Stop yelling at me Stephan A.!"

Audience: Dead silence in the confusion of which person to boo.

soozycue

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> Jinx!

Gordon Bombay

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> Damn it, Tom.

Phatty

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> I was saying boo-urns.

Phatty

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> I'd love to see Dusty and Stephen A. throw down. Any bets? I'd go with Dusty in a TKO.

Frinklin

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> I was saying Boo-urns.

Gordon Bombay

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> If Dusty wants to nip a setup in the bud, he'll come bearing Chee-tos.

Good vs Evil

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> drew wins...everybody else go home.

dusty should no show like an angry larry sanders guest.

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> Look, if they want a ratings gimmick, just try this...

"I bet you won't call me Tammy Fay any more, because if you do, there's going to be trouble."

"I BET YOU I DO! TAMMY FAY!"

(Scuffle ensues)

Spanish Necktie

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> Let's get a Deadspin Commenters Field Trip together to the taping...we can be quiet, attentive audience members and sit on our hands. No cheering, no booing, just silent disgust at Stephen A.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> Do I smell a Jim Rome Chris Everett moment a-brewing?

BigTDog

]]> <![CDATA[Come On Down And Boo Our Guests!]]> Why boo Dusty when you've got Stephen A. sitting right there?

Drew Magary

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