Ladies And Gentlemen, Meet Lucious Pusey - Deadspin Comments

Ladies And Gentlemen, Meet Lucious Pusey

kentiki — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 11:15:05 EST

SOOO if he married Bond Girl Pussy Galore,would the kid be Lucious Pussy Galore OR Seymour Pussy Galore???

kentiki

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Tin Roof......Rusty — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 02:49:36 EDT

I'll take credit for the initial link about the former Mr. Pusey.....I worked at a local newspaper down here in South Florida when he was plying his trade on the high school gridiron. He will be sorely missed.....

Tin Roof......Rusty

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drewheyman — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 23:33:07 EDT

i'll take four whore semen for $1000 alex.

oh, my god!!! you mean "four horsemen" sean?

drewheyman

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pimpmyPR — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 19:24:30 EDT

BigT - good to meet a fellow Bondite. Nobody could pull off a Bond-line like The Connery. Roger Moore lapsed into parody (Moonraker anyone?), Timothy Dalton seemed to believe the whole enterprise was beneath him, while Pierce Brosnan is just too smug for his own wee booties. Here's hoping the next one is better.

Bond: "An unusually fine Solera sherry. A '51 I believe."

M: "There's no year for sherry 007".

Bond: "I was refering to the original vintage on which it was based, 1851."

pimpmyPR

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Juancho — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 18:55:34 EDT

Knots, you forgot God Shamgod.

Juancho

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BigTDog — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 18:53:27 EDT

Pimp:
Nice 007 pull. One of my favorite James Bond lines, ever.

BigTDog

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Rocco Siffredi — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 17:18:23 EDT

Harvey Twatpounder Jr.

Rocco Siffredi

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Jefferson DArcy — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 16:35:44 EDT

Yes...but when he bleeds. Does he have the ability to attract Bears?

Jefferson DArcy

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pimpmyPR — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 16:30:42 EDT

The Professor has uncovered quite a specimen in Mz Mangina. I'm reminded of the Seinfeld episode when Jerry's girlfriend has "Man Hands". Phyllis looks like she could be in posession of a "Man-gina" and not a Luscious Pusey.

This stuff is all coming together you know.

pimpmyPR

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Dweeze — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 16:19:57 EDT

On the contrary, Jakob, that pic is climax-delaying gold.

Dweeze

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knots — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 16:19:45 EDT

this young man has just broke into my top three athlete names of all time
1. World. B. Free
2. Lucious Pusey
3. Baskerville Holmes

knots

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pimpmyPR — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 16:01:43 EDT

Doing my best Sean Connery:

"Young man, you shay you're named Lushcious Pushey? Named after your mother are you?"

pimpmyPR

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The Fan’s Attic — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 15:27:14 EDT

Professor-

There's no way I can go for the record time for masturbation - 8.5 hours - after seeing that picture.

The Fan’s Attic

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 15:04:11 EDT

He's also the answer to a trivia question: "What's the exact opposite of Paris Hilton?"

A Pimp Named DaveR

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Dweeze — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 15:02:23 EDT

Come on Professor, that's Brandon Routh in drag.

Dweeze

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The Professor — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 15:01:29 EDT

Well that one is pretty good, but not quite as good as the head coach of the womens basketball team at Seton Hall...Phyllis Mangina! You can't make it up.

http://www.shupirates.com/sports/wbball/bio.asp?PLAYER_ID=...

Here is a link

The Professor

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Sarcastro — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:50:39 EDT

Damnit. Me no typey Harry so good.

Back to my job of editing a medical magazine. Really.

Sarcastro

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chopper dave — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:47:54 EDT

I hear his brother, Harry, is a beast.

chopper dave

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AwfulAnnouncing — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:46:17 EDT

Nobody can ever top Rusty Kuntz (no pun intended)

AwfulAnnouncing

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Sarcastro — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:44:42 EDT

Anybody remember Hary Colon from the Detroit Lions? Later in his career, he tried to get people to pronounce it like Bartolo's surname. He failed. If only he thought to get a Brazilian, all would have been well.

Sarcastro

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Dweeze — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:43:26 EDT

Do you think that big Pine there ever penetrated the hole opened by Lucious Pusey?

If you read, Pine is on the OL, Pusey a LB. Which means that in scrimmage you could, theoretically, have Pine lined up against Pusey.

Dweeze

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Monday Morning Punter — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:43:17 EDT

Had a breakfast burrito at McD's; it's the red-headed stepchild of the burrito family.

Monday Morning Punter

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BigTDog — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:43:06 EDT

LOL Hustler.

BigTDog

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Captain Caveman — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:42:40 EDT

Could be worse. It's not like he's named Juicy Vagina.

Captain Caveman

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Hustler of Culture — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:39:16 EDT

So, not trying to change the subject, just curious. How many people ate burritos or other tex-mex food today?

Hustler of Culture

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Woody — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:38:51 EDT

His mom's name is Devine.

Woody

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THE hoi polloi — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:38:31 EDT

I didn't know Rick James and Price had ever mated...

THE hoi polloi

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Lance Uppercut — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:38:10 EDT

Lucious Pusey has no place on the football field.

Lance Uppercut

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Max Power — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:37:10 EDT

er, butkus.

Max Power

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Max Power — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:36:41 EDT

He will be an awesome pro. It's axiomatic now that the more ass-kickable your name, the better pro. Dick Butkis, anyone?

Max Power

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pimpmyPR — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:36:32 EDT

Nevermind Lucious, did you see the two rednecks on his team behind him? Straight from the trailer-park. Tyler Pine looks like an extra out of Deliverence.

pimpmyPR

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Unsilent Majority — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:35:06 EDT

soozycue wins

Unsilent Majority

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BigTDog — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:32:59 EDT

Good show Drew. Beat me to the punch. That's what I get for trying to do an ounce of work.

BigTDog

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windfall — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:30:02 EDT

Juancho - fantastic Kentucky Fried Movie reference.

windfall

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Juancho — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:26:55 EDT

I'm still trying to score with that NYC sportswriter. Just hoping Captain Caveman doesn't get there first.

Juancho

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The Fan’s Attic — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:25:53 EDT

funny, that's how some guys described one of the cheerleaders in high school...lucious pusey

The Fan’s Attic

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Juancho — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:25:03 EDT

That's his porn name...how'd that get in the media guide?

Still, he's not as manly as this guy. Seriously.

Juancho

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Denis Lemieux — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:24:33 EDT

At least that Lucious Pusey is groomed neatly.

Denis Lemieux

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:24:25 EDT

Do you think that big Pine there ever penetrated the hole opened by Lucious Pusey?

A Pimp Named DaveR

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Monday Morning Punter — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:24:23 EDT

Drew, that was fucking AWESOME. Can't belive this fucker's running from destiny.

Monday Morning Punter

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PostmanE — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:22:57 EDT

Oh goodness. There's a chance my brother will play against Eastern Illinois this fall. I must be in attendance.

PostmanE

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grungedave — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:21:03 EDT

This is why some people should not be parents. That is just mean! Giving your kid a porn-name from birth... even strippers are allowed some dignity in their "real" names!

grungedave

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soozycue — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:20:43 EDT

seymour
lucious
pusey

soozycue

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Drew Magary — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:20:13 EDT

Yep, I found it. And you thought your mind was chock full of useless dogshit.

Drew Magary

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:18:56 EDT

I am going to guess that Seymour was his choice because it was his middle name... so in that case, dropping his first name and going by his middle, while a slight improvement, wouldn't help him out too much

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface