<![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding? - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding? - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> They can't have biological children, because Hawk is actually the Missing Link.

Bleacher Bum

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> Ms. Quinn looks like a raccoon in that pic.

Rachel

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> If he had been wearing his 'Fiesta Bowl' this wouldn't have happened.

Harry Pelotas

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> Went to bed at 2 with a 10, woke up at 10 with a 2

Way Cool Jr.

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> A.J. Hawk married Heidi Fleiss?

apostles03

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> To me the bigger upset is that there are no Jewish partners at that law firm--unless Jerry is just using his first name to lay low in the midwest.

robwein

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> alchemist: yes, horses can marry each other in wisconsin.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> As a Packer fan, I'm glad he ain't shooting blanks.

Besides, it's in the Linebacker mentality that makes you have unprotected pre-marital sex (obviously she "can't" use the pill). Atta boy.

brettac1

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> Pretty sure she just wanted to be included in AJ's benefits plan. Is that kind of marriage even legal in Wisconsin?

Sixteen Candelarias

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> i'm just glad that guy from the Cher movie Mask found a mate.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> Christopher Walken should host SNL every DAY.

"it was a horse"

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> Man, that is one nasty looking tranny. He should have cruised for (uh, it?) in Polk gulch...

jake(ymon)

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> I am confused, which of those two men is pregnant?

Dan Serafini

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> I'm afraid the rest of the questions will be centaur-related.

Christopher Walken should host SNL every week.

Captain Caveman

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> AJ got tired of anal sex with her (gotta remain a virgin in the eyes of the Lord)

King of All Hacks

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> Damn you Koronkadonk, you totally beat me to the punch. Actually, I didn't even get the reference until I googled the story myself to reference it. For the lazy ones amongst us, insert your own joke here:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8589349/

Ermine

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> I'm afraid the rest of the questions will be centaur-related.

Ted Striker

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> Here is a better picture:

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/pete_mcentegart/01/03/t...

supermike

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> Yes, I'm avoiding the inevitable RIAA inspired lawsuit.

AcilletaM

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> CARL MONDAY
IS WATCHING YOU FORNICATE

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> AcilletaM says:

Judging from this picture, I think she could hurt him.

great googly moogly! Nice pic. Like the strategically positioned, folded Packer jersey over the belly, too. Not that likely any reporter would ask her (or any female) if she's gaining a little weight, esp. with linebacker husband right there.

Matellica? Napster-evasive post name?

Johnny LaRue

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> The kid is already enrolled in a daycare center in Enumclaw, WA.

The Pride and Joy of Illinois

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> jesuspunchesallpunks says:
"I just find it really funny she gets a post on deadspin and people know who she is not by what she has done in her life but for who her brother and husband are. Only in America"

I would argue that is how most of the world works, and that in America we let the women roam free. (For better or worse, because by this example she's used that freedom to fug herself. Nobody wins that war.)

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> So a woman walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Lance Uppercut

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> I can only imagine what happens when those two get into a fight.

AJ: Brady and I are taking a trip to the glue factory, and YOU'RE not invited.

Rockin' Joe Stalin

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> Yep, that wheel's on fire alright.

parker91

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> Actually, the pic of Laura reminds me of Joanna Lumley during an AbFab flashback.

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> Stalin - LOVE the Critic reference....

I think their child will look something like this....

http://realitytv.about.com/library/images/williamhung.jpg<...

Wes Mantooth

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> It probably has less to do with spawning and more to do with how much money she can get if their married before versus after he signs a contract. Judging from this picture, I think she could hurt him. She's definitely built for power, not speed. She probably had him in a head lock the whole time, screaming 'yeah muthaf*cka, he does! Skip to the end'.

AcilletaM

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> I just find it really funny she gets a post on deadspin and people know who she is not by what she has done in her life but for who her brother and husband are. Only in America

jesuspunchesallpunks

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> so much comic material here... but nothing can top Walleye's - so I will resist the attempt

grungedave

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> This story is a fake. There is no such thing as "downtown Green Bay."

Hot Carl Monday

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> Bizarro, I love you!
Bizarro, I love you!

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> She looks like the Boy George cross dresser that sings with Adam Sandler in the Wedding Singer.

Do you really want to hurt me??? Yes, Mrs. Hawk....yes I do.

AwfulAnnouncing

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> What is the gestation period for a Manbearpig?

adderrall_slim

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> Brutal. Hilariously brutal.

Windy City Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> That's rather unorthodox Medicine Woman attire, isn't it?

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> She looks a lot better when she's not opening her mouth.

Like all women -- BA-ZING!!

Harry Pelotas

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> Senay made me do a spit-take. Scott, you make every post count, my friend.

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> The moral of this is simple - don't screw with Will's wedding plans or else he will bring you down.

Footsteps Falco

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> Hey at least she's not fat like Tiger Woods' wife.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> UM- I actually totally agree. That's good

Willie Hayes

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> i think she looks like casey jacobsen

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> "She looks like Dana Jacobsen in that picture FYI"

That's not a good thing.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> Todd the Walleye's comment made me fall out of my chair, it's not too soon for Holloway jokes right?

BigRicks

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> W-H-O-R-E spells Laura Quinn

Willie Hayes

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> Xena can't fly.
I told you, I'm not Xena. I'm Lucy Lawless.

err...carry on.

Denis Lemieux

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> Good god almight, Deadspin has officially become one of those magazines chicks read on the stairclimber at the gym.

Harry Pelotas

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> When they camera first focused on her at the Fiesta Bowl, did Musburger exclaim "30,000 young red-blooded American men just cancelled their enrollments at The Ohio State University & Notre Dame"?

hiphopnerd

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> Can we all simply agree that this will be the ugliest kind known to man kind. If it's a boy, he will be a steroid freak. If it's a girl, she'll be a professional women's rugby player or Xena Warrior Princess 2030.

Lindsay Lohans Left Boob

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> Comedy Pyramid! Comedy Pyramid!

AwfulAnnouncing

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> It's gonna be really awkward when the baby looks like Brady.

CliffX

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> all this time i thought aj was gay for nick mangold

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> Now if the kid comes out half and half.......

bizzo5000

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> Is that Alice Cooper?

Spectacular Sam

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> Get away from me, goat boy!

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> So ol' AJ "dotted" the i

BigTDog

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> When did my Aunt Agnes start writing for Deadspin?

redsoxchick

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> Falco...maybe Jerry's Brazilian. That would explain it, right?

Pete Gaines

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> We're nine months away from the reincarnation of Pan, the goat god.

Rockin' Joe Stalin

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> Does the partner in the law firm named Jerry only have one name?

Footsteps Falco

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> Aren't you supposed to have a child out of wedlock and then leave her? Those crazy Buckeyes, they can't get anything right.

Hot Carl Monday

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> that kid is gonna have hooves

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> I think Marcia Clarke looked better with short hair.

Denis Lemieux

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> how the hell did aj hawk impregnate that man?

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> Way to shoot the gap, AJ!

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> I can't believe ONeill headbutted her...

Jake Taylor

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> She looks like Dana Jacobsen in that picture FYI

Cooler Than Warm Milk

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> Just another wife for Bill Belichick to steal.

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> Every time I see AJ Hawk, I think of the movie Mask.

Phatty

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> You're with me, ridiclious outfit.

Cooler Than Warm Milk

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> She's a fence-riding, mouth breather. Who wouldn't want to do her?

(PS-- ew.)

SlickBomb

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> It doesn't really matter since Laura wouldn't have been making the return trip back from Aruba anyways.

Todd the Walleye

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> Probably had to squeeze it in before caveman-horsewoman nuptials were outlawed.
Damned conservatives...

DirtyJersey

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> I am impressed that you found a photo of her in which she looks hot and not equine in any way.

Barry Lutz

]]> <![CDATA[A.J Hawk's Shotgunnish Wedding?]]> well, she is catholic...

Jake Taylor

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