<![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment - Deadspin Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment - Deadspin Comments]]> http://deadspin.com Wed, 26 Jul 2006 14:57:41 EDT Wed, 26 Jul 2006 14:57:41 EDT http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c324793 I think the PA misinterpreted HR's actions. He was just showing her how his sausage would stack up in the Brewers' sausage race.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:189928:c324793 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 14:57:41 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c324692 MM - According to Dave Attel the OG is fancy.

TheStarterWife

]]> 11:189928:c324692 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 14:38:35 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c324683 Shoop: awesome! i love me some dvda.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:189928:c324683 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 14:36:31 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c324608 Olive Garden is fancy?

yea, you go out with the bosses, something fishy is up. No one at work warned her? "hey - don't go out with HR, he goes for home every time". or "harold pulls the penis in the bloomin' onion every year - so watch it!". nothing?

I never take my female employees out for lunch unless there is someone else with us.

Moonshine Mike

]]> 11:189928:c324608 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 14:23:18 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c324564 Does anybody think that Harold asked for some DVDA action but was denied? I couldn't let Orgazmo references be tossed around without this one.

Shoopmonster

]]> 11:189928:c324564 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 14:14:32 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c324441 Sometimes, when a host and a PA love each other very much...

powder

]]> 11:189928:c324441 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 13:43:15 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c324425 PA: "Mr. Reynolds, you have a massive erection."
HR: "Really? Yes, I do. Um, I'm sorry, it's the--it's the pleats. It's, uh, it's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants. It's not flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to...the pants store. Oh, this is awkward."
HR: [to the rest of the Outback] "Nothing to look at. Go back to work everyone. Don't act like you're not impressed."




The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:189928:c324425 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 13:39:54 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c324378 HR (standing in front of Outback Salad Bar): Who wants to sex Harold Reynolds?!

Kruker (rocketing suddenly to his feet, Bloomin' Onion Bits spewing from all corners of his mealy, jowly mouth): Me!!! Me!!!


Kelly Leak

]]> 11:189928:c324378 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 13:25:34 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c324367 Oh, soozycue, today i think your name should be coozysue, just for fun.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:189928:c324367 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 13:24:41 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c324364 I actually think HR was just taking Ari Gold's advice to "hug it out, bitch."


The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:189928:c324364 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 13:23:58 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c324360 I smell a hollywood movie...

He had a dream but the dream had begun to sour...busting to break out he had to make...all the right moves...to play hide his salami.


The Fan’s Attic

]]> 11:189928:c324360 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 13:22:54 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c324338 I know I am really late to this party, but what woman is taken to Outback without thinking she's going to have to put out? (Or conversely, what woman agrees to go to an Outback in the first place without knowing the guy is going to turn out scumbag?)

Attell - "Somewhere fancy like an Olive Garden or a Pizzaria Uno..."

TheStarterWife

]]> 11:189928:c324338 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 13:17:49 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c324278 You're with me, Victoria's Filet. Sorry couldn't let Poon get away with killing this off.

Chief Illiniwek

]]> 11:189928:c324278 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 13:04:29 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c324221 Manute say: "Manute hear rumor- Things are so confusing in Bristol these days that Mike Tirico accidentally sexually harrassed Steve Phillips"

ManuteBol

]]> 11:189928:c324221 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 12:48:54 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c324214 I'm just impressed with the lack of YWML in this thread. I feel like we've turned a corner.

Mr. Poon

]]> 11:189928:c324214 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 12:47:49 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c324211 Manute say: "This is the worst thing to happen to Harold Reynolds since he saw Gorman Thomas naked in the shower"

ManuteBol

]]> 11:189928:c324211 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 12:47:05 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c324169 Harold should ahve gone to Smoove B for advice

mathesond

]]> 11:189928:c324169 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 12:35:20 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c324108 Maybe HR was just tring to complete his own personal list of restaurants he was able to "get busy" in.

HR: Let's see...once got busy in a Burger King bathroom...check. Once got busy in an Applebee's bathroom...check. Once got busy in an Outback bathroom...damn. That's the one I'm missing.

Tyler Durden

]]> 11:189928:c324108 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 12:23:22 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c324075 "Harold, how about you bring some glazed donuts into the office for the interns tommorrow?"

"How about you sit on my face and make IT look like a glazed donut?"

Anyone? Anyone?

Chemo

]]> 11:189928:c324075 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 12:17:11 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323975 My little sister met HR, and said he was one of the nicest guys she'd ever encountered.

Wait, that was wrong, wasn't it?

Not Kevin Smith

]]> 11:189928:c323975 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:52:24 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323969 Hooray friendly misogyny!

BoSox Siobhan

]]> 11:189928:c323969 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:51:16 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323950 HR should have consulted the Bry-man, or at least borrowed some of his Sex Panther. Because 60% of the time, it works every time!

grungedave

]]> 11:189928:c323950 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:46:39 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323936 Stay classy, Bronson!

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> 11:189928:c323936 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:42:51 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323914 People call me the Bryman.
I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is: yes. I have a nickname for my penis.

It's called the "Octagon", but I also nicknamed my testes, my left is James Westfall and the right is Dr Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.


Bronson

]]> 11:189928:c323914 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:38:28 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323878 As another rare member of the Deadspin female readership, I am actually impressed with the relatively low number of euphemisms in this thread.

(And I also seriously loved the Orgazmo reference as well.)

Becky_MI

]]> 11:189928:c323878 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:32:29 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323860 Harold just needs to work on his technique:

Harold, have you ever tried coming out of the bathroom nude, and acting like you didn't know someone was there?


BigTDog

]]> 11:189928:c323860 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:28:13 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323855 :-) I should have known, "Mark Cuban"!

redsoxchick

]]> 11:189928:c323855 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:27:39 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323836 Red Sox Chick, I am a man. A man who comments on your blog daily, click my link!

Mark Cuban Missile Crisis

]]> 11:189928:c323836 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:24:12 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323828 Hi, Will!

whittlz

]]> 11:189928:c323828 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:22:11 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323826 I think "destroying a man" is some type of sexual harassment.

Swolestice

]]> 11:189928:c323826 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:21:07 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323815 My buddy passed out at a party in high school once and he had to go to Saturday detention the next morning with a swastika and a penis on his face, among other things.

adderrall_slim

]]> 11:189928:c323815 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:17:31 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323805 Seriously, whittlz, that was a rather impressive smackdown.

Will Leitch

]]> 11:189928:c323805 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:14:52 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323797 Destroy a man?

That is your definition of detroying? Let me tell you about destroying.

In college this prick of a guy passed out in a frat the night before he was reporting to the army. So a bunch of guys, stripped him down and used permanent marker to write "This way to my love" on his back with a big arrow down to his ass....

Hustler of Culture

]]> 11:189928:c323797 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:13:16 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323793 I give this a week before Kruk goes all Champ Kind on us.

We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.

Frinklin

]]> 11:189928:c323793 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:12:44 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323784 oh, and someone sould tell kobe bryant being accused of rape will ruin your life...

lopey

]]> 11:189928:c323784 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:11:00 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323780 Of course we're all talk. we're men.

Moonshine Mike

]]> 11:189928:c323780 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:10:41 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323778 obviously she isnt crying rape. i cant imagine HR would rape someone in an outback steakhouse.

lopey

]]> 11:189928:c323778 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:09:55 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323777 Yes, Hustler, I am. Thank you!

crossing "destroy a man" off daily checklist...

whittlz

]]> 11:189928:c323777 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:09:43 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323774 Mark Cuban Missle Crisis,

Thanks for restoring a minuscule bit of my faith in men.

Unless, of course, you're a woman. :-)

redsoxchick

]]> 11:189928:c323774 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:09:08 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323759 So what you're saying is HR got called into HR.


TripleHandsome

]]> 11:189928:c323759 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:07:01 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323758 In the spirit of the day, let's share the ultimate misogynist joke:

Q: Why couldn't the woman get a job?
A: She was stupid bitch.


Lt. Exley

]]> 11:189928:c323758 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:06:34 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323756 Well, someone called HR's bluff. And he had the Nuts. ZING!

Swolestice

]]> 11:189928:c323756 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:06:16 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323753 Actually I'm married. So I don't hit on women anymore.

But yes, before that I was all talk. Happy?

Hustler of Culture

]]> 11:189928:c323753 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:05:52 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323746 Scoop Jackson is smiling.
He should two columns out of this. Maybe three, if he goes for the triple spacing.


Carson

]]> 11:189928:c323746 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:05:02 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323741 "A girl can cry "rape" these days and ruin a someone's life if they want to."

Gimme a break, dude. Imagine if you got raped and when you tried to get justice, people passed it off as you trying to ruin someone's life.

Mark Cuban Missile Crisis

]]> 11:189928:c323741 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:04:04 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323737 Ah-HA! see? all talk. just as I suspected.

whittlz

]]> 11:189928:c323737 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:02:34 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323726 You're probably right Whittlz.

Although I don't exactly have a lot of experience with this....

Hustler of Culture

]]> 11:189928:c323726 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:58:06 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323718 The harassment episode from Family Guy:
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/25672/I_Am_Peter_Hear_...

Just in case you REALLY have nothing to do at work today.

Dr. Jonas Venture, Jr.

]]> 11:189928:c323718 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:54:58 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323714 frankly, I think half the problem with sexual harassment is that not enough women call the guys' bluff.

whittlz

]]> 11:189928:c323714 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:53:44 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323711 Just a theory, but could this girl have the initials Steve A. Smith?

Max Mercy

]]> 11:189928:c323711 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:52:31 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323706 No, the problem is that I never have $14 on me.

But for the record, they would be doing the squealing! HI-HO!

Hustler of Culture

]]> 11:189928:c323706 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:51:31 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323702 You know what line has gotten me in trouble more than any other:

"I can't promise to try, but I'll try to try"

People get REALLY insulted when you use that. I personally think its really funny....

Hustler of Culture

]]> 11:189928:c323702 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:50:51 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323701 Anyone ever taken you up on the $14 offer, Hustler? I bet you'd squeal and run away.

whittlz

]]> 11:189928:c323701 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:50:19 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323695 Anyone ever listen to some of his (Dangerfield's) comedy albums?

There is one were it is just a recording of him drunk in a night club spitting out one-liners for two hours. It is one of the funniest things I have ever heard.

Yes, many bong hits were involved...why do you ask?

Hustler of Culture

]]> 11:189928:c323695 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:48:13 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323693 You know, I've often thought of becoming a golf club.

Spectacular Sam

]]> 11:189928:c323693 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:48:08 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323688 There he is, there he is... I'm very aroused

Unsilent Majority

]]> 11:189928:c323688 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:47:31 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323687 Might be local reference but i'm a fan of The Wang Center.

HoC - I've been slapped for quoting that line man, many times. And each was worth it.

Poster Nutbag

]]> 11:189928:c323687 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:47:25 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323685 Hustler, nice job of tying it all in.

No Respect.

Swolestice

]]> 11:189928:c323685 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:46:18 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323681 I see Scraps is a boy dog....

Mark Cuban Missile Crisis

]]> 11:189928:c323681 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:45:01 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323675 Here's an uncashed check for $70,000...

Keep it.

There's a bunch of them here...and a summons.

Monday Morning Punter

]]> 11:189928:c323675 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:43:46 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323672 Hey Whittlz, you're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?


Hustler of Culture

]]> 11:189928:c323672 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:43:08 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323668 I got them over in 'Nam.
Oh, you were in the war?
No, (walking with a limp) homo..



Denis Lemieux

]]> 11:189928:c323668 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:42:06 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323664 "I say, let the games begin... hi-yo!"

grungedave

]]> 11:189928:c323664 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:40:55 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323663 Dude needs to take a lesson from Pat O'Brien. No he knows how to woo the ladies!

http://gorillamask.net/obrien.shtml

Packman

]]> 11:189928:c323663 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:40:48 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323660 I'm a bit late to weigh in, but spam butterfly is a classic.

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> 11:189928:c323660 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:40:01 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323657 I wish someone hugged me inappropiately.

Spectacular Sam

]]> 11:189928:c323657 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:39:46 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323653 HR: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
PA: Really.
HR: People know me.
PA: Well, I'm very happy for you.
HR: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment
smells of rich mahogany. (ass-grab/hug ensues)






soozycue

]]> 11:189928:c323653 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:37:55 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323651 THESE COMMENTS ARE INAPPROPRIATE AND AS A LADY I MUST WARN YOU TO STOP OR I AM LIKE SO GONNA REPORT YOU TO DEADSPIN MANAGEMENT BECAUSE I FEEL THREATENED AND ALSO DIRTY AND I DON'T LIKE FEELING DIRTY, BOYS

whittlz

]]> 11:189928:c323651 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:37:33 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323647 Thanks for that gem BDD.

"He's taking the one-eyed monster to the optometrist"

Swolestice

]]> 11:189928:c323647 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:37:02 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323643 No, that guy was Mitch Cumstein, my old roommate.

Monday Morning Punter

]]> 11:189928:c323643 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:36:37 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323641 I've always had a preference for roast beef curtains.

Captain Caveman

]]> 11:189928:c323641 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:35:52 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323639 Actually, I think Berman would have called the sexual harassment before Harold even had a chance to complete the ass grab.

Swolestice

]]> 11:189928:c323639 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:34:52 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323638 remember, a donut without a hole is a danish.

Denis Lemieux

]]> 11:189928:c323638 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:34:47 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323635 reynolds just wanted to dine at just one american pink taco stand

BigRicks

]]> 11:189928:c323635 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:33:35 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323626 Do you take drugs Danny?

Every day.

Good, then what's your problem?

Hustler of Culture

]]> 11:189928:c323626 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:30:11 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323625 Berman's calling of the hug:

"Reynolds approaches the table. He takes the first pitch. Swings at the second. Boy, look at the lumber he's packing tonight! It's going all the wayyyyyy...Baby's got backbackbackbackback...And GONE, with the inappropriate cornhole tickle. Just a marvelous play by Harold 'Culture Club Ain't Got Nothing on My Karma' Reynolds."

FatTony

]]> 11:189928:c323625 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:29:16 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323621 rushmore is far more entertaining than work...

Unsilent Majority

]]> 11:189928:c323621 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:28:22 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323620 Ty Webb is my hero.
What brings you to this nape of the woods, neck of the wape?
How come you're here?



Bronson

]]> 11:189928:c323620 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:28:18 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323615 Here in West Vriginia, a woman's genitals is generally referred to as "monkey". As in, "Doctor, My Monkey Itches!".

Don't say Mike never teaches you anything.

Moonshine Mike

]]> 11:189928:c323615 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:25:38 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323611 Just a friendly hug? Yeah right. With friends like you, who needs friends?

Dirk Calloway

]]> 11:189928:c323611 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:24:24 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323608 Bronson - nice!

Hustler of Culture

]]> 11:189928:c323608 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:23:55 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323606 Our forecast calls for flurries of passion, followed by extended periods of gettin' it on.

Hustler of Culture

]]> 11:189928:c323606 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:23:36 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323603 HR (singing): I was born to love you
I was born to lick your face
I was born to rub you
but you were born to rub me first!
What do you say we take this out on the patio?






Bronson

]]> 11:189928:c323603 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:22:48 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323602 BigRicks, you're missing ax wound. Ax wound is a personal favorite of mine.

And let's throw in a quote from "Grumpy Old Men" here:

"Looks like Chuck's takin' his skinboat to tuna town!"

Big Daddy Drew

]]> 11:189928:c323602 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:21:51 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323598 You thought Lumberg fucked her? Their childern would have hooves....

Hustler of Culture

]]> 11:189928:c323598 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:19:41 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323595 hr: I'm sorry, I just came by to thank you for WRECKING MY LIFE!

Unsilent Majority

]]> 11:189928:c323595 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:18:37 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323592 im not about to put my weiner in anything called a "gash"...

sounds dangerous.

lopey

]]> 11:189928:c323592 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:16:43 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323591 It's a proud day for women at Deadspin.

redsoxchick

]]> 11:189928:c323591 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:16:29 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323590 This is worse than the time the raccoon got into the copier

BigRicks

]]> 11:189928:c323590 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:16:26 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323589 Do office space references count towards the cartoon quote count?

Swolestice

]]> 11:189928:c323589 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:16:25 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323586 Thanks to this story I have been able to read my three favorite terms for the female sex organ on Deadspin: furburger, slash, and cooze. I'm waiting for someone to use the term gash, that would be the ultimate topper.

BigRicks

]]> 11:189928:c323586 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:15:30 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323582 i think he wanted to show her his OH face. you know, OH, OH, OHhh.

lopey

]]> 11:189928:c323582 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:14:26 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323579 Yeah Bill, I get that feeling about her too

Denis Lemieux

]]> 11:189928:c323579 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:13:42 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323576 Dr. Evil: Can I have a hug?
Scott Evil: No.
"Can I have a hug?"
"No way."
"Come on. Let's go. Pronto."
"What are you doing?"
"I'm with it. I'm hip. Tak-a-tak-a-tak-a-tak-a... huhhhhhh! Well, don't look at me like I'm friggin' Frankenstein! Come here and give Harold Reynolds a hug!"
"Get away from me, you well-tailored psycho!"
"Hug! Hug! Hug!"









Big Daddy Drew

]]> 11:189928:c323576 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:13:32 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323573 i would do rachel nichols until she screamed ESP-EMMMMMMMMMM.

lopey

]]> 11:189928:c323573 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:13:17 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323569 hell, Lumbergh fucked her...

grungedave

]]> 11:189928:c323569 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:12:04 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323563 DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT!!!

flubby

]]> 11:189928:c323563 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:10:13 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323562 Coop, I wouldn't be surprised if Rachel Nichols had a few of her own, pending sexual harassment charges.

"I don't know, man. I just get that feeling lookin' at her like she's the type of chick that just..."

Mike Judge, anyone?

Swolestice

]]> 11:189928:c323562 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:09:59 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323559 Al Jaffe: I swear to God I'm going to fire the next guy who says, "Outback Steakhouse."

Kruk: Hey Harold, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
You know, the one where you touched up on the PA?

Harold: You mean Outback Steakhouse?



12 Inches of JT Snow

]]> 11:189928:c323559 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:08:37 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323558 "I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your PA out for a nice Outback dinner and never call her again."

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> 11:189928:c323558 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:08:24 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323556 If only Madden's commercials included something like this.

Spectacular Sam

]]> 11:189928:c323556 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:07:11 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323555 Look...this could be a case of he said she said. A girl can cry "rape" these days and ruin a someone's life if they want to. Look at the Duke case. So until we get a Chris Berman play-by-play of the hug, we're not going to know if it's blown out of proportion.

Clark Kent

]]> 11:189928:c323555 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:06:50 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323552 I wonder if he tried to impress her with his jazz flute?

Bronson

]]> 11:189928:c323552 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:06:29 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323551 Denis, hilarious, anyone who throws out an Orgasmo qoute is OK in my book.

Lance Uppercut

]]> 11:189928:c323551 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:06:20 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323550 Does this mean Orestes Destrade moves up to the bigs full time? That guy is a retard of epic proportions.

cowbell204

]]> 11:189928:c323550 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:05:57 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323548 maybe he just grabbed her and started having sex.

Speed Ball

]]> 11:189928:c323548 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:05:25 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323547 Lance you just don't realize Outback used "to be the best place to hunt slash"

Skanktopus

]]> 11:189928:c323547 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:03:55 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323546 I wonder if Suzy Kolber was involved. Maybe Reynolds was in a conspiracy with Namath.

"I wanna kiss you." That joke never gets old.

I'm hoping it was Rachel Nichols.

Coop 2.0

]]> 11:189928:c323546 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:03:51 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323543 PA: "you aren't leaving the table until you grab them"
Harold: *squeezes breasts* "wow, these are real nice. real orb-like"
PA: "pervert..."



lopey

]]> 11:189928:c323543 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:03:40 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323540 Where's Carl Monday when you need him...

minibronco

]]> 11:189928:c323540 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:03:28 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323536 Denis, that sounds gay.

And Unsilent, HR was trying for the "mother-daughter" combo, a tasty double down in some situations.

Moonshine Mike

]]> 11:189928:c323536 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:02:26 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323533 UM, he would never say that. The son of a brain doctor doesn't need to impress anybody.

Dirk Calloway

]]> 11:189928:c323533 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:01:38 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323531 I can't believe no one has made the comment about HR going for the "Suicide Squeeze Play". Get it, Squeeze Play?

How bout 'hit and run'?

Swolestice

]]> 11:189928:c323531 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:00:34 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323530 Stalin, I don't want to sound like a fag or nothing, but I think unicorns are kick ass.

Denis Lemieux

]]> 11:189928:c323530 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:57:35 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323527 dirk, he was just trying to get into your mom's pants

Unsilent Majority

]]> 11:189928:c323527 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:57:18 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323526 "I was in the backroom at espn and Kruk hooked me up with this incredible X. Next thing i know im being dragged to Outback Steakhouse and im trying to rape the PA at the salad bar."

lopey

]]> 11:189928:c323526 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:56:58 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323523 I gues the "hugs not drugs" philosophy is dead at The Leader. Irvin keeps his job and the amorous ex-Mariner gets the boot. I don't recognize this world any more and I'm afraid.

Sarcastro

]]> 11:189928:c323523 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:56:00 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323522 Oh come on. A little ass-grabbing is worth firing over nowadays? The man's a ball player! They grab asses all the time.

Make him say an apology! Make him go to a class! Just don't fire him!!

Free Harold Reynolds!

SlickBomb

]]> 11:189928:c323522 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:55:50 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323519 yeah, I'm hungry for burgers, too... furburgers!

come on... the "baseball tonight" line always works on strippers!

grungedave

]]> 11:189928:c323519 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:54:33 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323517 He thought she was choking on her princess-cut prime rib and tried to give her the Heimlich. Yeah, that's the ticket.

flubby

]]> 11:189928:c323517 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:54:28 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323515 AcilletaM, you've never been to Bristol. The Outback is about as classy as they come in that Godforsaken place.

A couple years ago, a group of about 10 espn employees were at Outback having dinner. HR was also there, saw us, and picked up the tab for the whole table. No punchline - just bears mentioning that not all his Outback-related activities are sullied.

Dirk Calloway

]]> 11:189928:c323515 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:54:16 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323514 Looks like Harold should have called for the stunt cock.

Rockin' Joe Stalin

]]> 11:189928:c323514 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:54:10 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323513 She declined his invitation to the pants party

BigRicks

]]> 11:189928:c323513 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:54:04 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323512 mmmm...furburger covered in "bloomin' onion sauce"

Hustler of Culture

]]> 11:189928:c323512 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:53:49 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323511 If you think what HR did at Outback was wrong, you should have seen him at the softball game against Sitwell Housing when he dumped water all over the interns' white shirts.

Denis Lemieux

]]> 11:189928:c323511 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:53:47 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323507 Man 50 comments already....I'm slow on the uptake today, so I'll save my jokes since I don't think I can top "furburger" (good stuff BDD)

AwfulAnnouncing

]]> 11:189928:c323507 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:52:41 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323506 I don't think that the PA was so offended at the Reynolds Reach Around, its that he thought he could get a little bit of the stinky pinky after a dinner at the Outback. I mean the girl has to have some kind of self-respect Harry, take the girl out to dinner at a nice place before forcing yourself in her, thats what I do. It will pay off in the long run.

Lance Uppercut

]]> 11:189928:c323506 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:52:31 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323503 Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me!

Gasface

]]> 11:189928:c323503 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:51:34 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323499 Seems like HR was after too much leather.

As for hugging a PA inapproriately outside an OUtback Steakhouse - what's wrong with him? Couldn't he wait till they're back in his room?

teaser mare

]]> 11:189928:c323499 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:50:24 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323498 don't act like you're not impressed!!

grungedave

]]> 11:189928:c323498 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:50:19 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323497 Harold Reynolds is a true one-tool player. Shame it's frowned upon when he uses it.

LingeringBursitis

]]> 11:189928:c323497 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:50:11 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323495 Even a pat on the back is inappropriate when a lady has your "Blooming O" sauce all over her face

Skanktopus

]]> 11:189928:c323495 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:49:41 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323494 Too late for a "I heard he really got fired for groping Kruk at Brokeback Steakhouse" joke?

Mark Cuban Missile Crisis

]]> 11:189928:c323494 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:49:31 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323493 looks like Harold's "TBone" was hung up in her "Rack of lamb" a little too long.

dabitchesbarge

]]> 11:189928:c323493 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:49:12 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323492 See if he had just offered her a monkey burrito first, everything would have been fine

Hustler of Culture

]]> 11:189928:c323492 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:49:03 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323490 "Disney's CEO, Michael Eisner, is Jewish; the chief of Miramax, Harvey Weinstein, is Jewish. Yes, there are plenty of Christian and other Hollywood executives who worship money above all else, promoting for profit the adulation of violence. Does that make it right for Jewish executives to worship money above all else, by promoting for profit the adulation of violence? Recent European history alone ought to cause Jewish executives to experience second thoughts about glorifying the killing of the helpless as a fun lifestyle choice."

oh gregg, you had me at "worship money"

Unsilent Majority

]]> 11:189928:c323490 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:48:39 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323489 HR is putting the moves on well hell anybody at an Outback? WTF? Saving the nice restaurants for the ones he's going to marry?

You stay classy, Harold Reynolds!

AcilletaM

]]> 11:189928:c323489 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:48:38 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323488 BDD: Thank you for that excellent addition to my vocabulary. I think this day may have already peaked, and its only 9:46. Great.

Swolestice

]]> 11:189928:c323488 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:48:12 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323487 So much for "No Rules, just right." Consider the new slogan "One rule, no touching!"

Dirk Calloway

]]> 11:189928:c323487 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:48:08 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323486 Denis,

The reason this didn't work for HR? He wasn't the guy in a $3,500 suit...COME ON!

Yostal

]]> 11:189928:c323486 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:47:25 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323485 ...if you don't like it, then just throw it right back. I wanna be on you."

Speed Ball

]]> 11:189928:c323485 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:46:46 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323482 one of the greatest string of comments ever put together...

Glossina Glossinidae

]]> 11:189928:c323482 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:45:22 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323481 Like the guy who's the analyst on Baseball Tonight who's making $250K a year isn't going to hug the PA who makes $25K inappropriately in an Outback Steakhouse? Come on!

Guy Le Douche

]]> 11:189928:c323481 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:45:12 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323478 Denis Lemieux,

Well Done.

adderrall_slim

]]> 11:189928:c323478 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:43:22 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323477 Female PA: Harold, you're trying to touch my breasts aren't you?

HR: What can I say, I like the way you're put together.

BigRicks

]]> 11:189928:c323477 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:42:48 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323476 Isn't Outback Steakhouse's philosophy "No rules. Just right"?

So what's wrong with hugging a bitch and grabbing a little furburger while you're at it?

Big Daddy Drew

]]> 11:189928:c323476 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:42:45 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323475 Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice bleeping or bleeping or finger bleep or bleepsting or bleeping or even bleep. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. And if anybody does anything with my sister Lindsay, I'll take off my pants, I'll shave bleep. And I'll personally bleep...

Denis Lemieux

]]> 11:189928:c323475 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:40:52 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323469 Easterbrook has made lots of snarky comments about Isreal. You can say he is the Will Lietch of political journalism.

He admitted Global Warming? Did he bitch about his A/C going out and the wife drop kicking him in the privates because instead of fixing it he kept arguing about it?

Moonshine Mike

]]> 11:189928:c323469 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:38:58 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323467 You know, I can see how "Hey, you've got a lot of physicality -- would you like to grab my bat and help me turn the double play?" could be misconstrued... but he was talking about the instructional DVD!!!!!!! The DVD!

Free Harold Reynolds!

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> 11:189928:c323467 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:38:07 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323465 Q: "Who's this guy think he is?"

A: "I am Harold Reynolds."

Guy Le Douche

]]> 11:189928:c323465 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:37:44 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323463 Did he ask her to sample his spotted dick?

Rocco Siffredi

]]> 11:189928:c323463 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:36:17 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323461 Women: Jokes? I like jokes.
Peter: Oh yea? Well then youll love this one: Why do women have boobs?
Peter: So ya got something to look at when your talkin to them.
Peter: So ya got something to look at when your talkin to them.

Unsilent Majority

]]> 11:189928:c323461 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:35:26 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323459 Lets see, we've seen quotes from
a) Family Guy (2 counting yesterday)
b) Simpsons
c) South Park (great Sexual Harassment Panda)

Any other cartoons do episodes about sexual harassment? Futurama maybe....




Hustler of Culture

]]> 11:189928:c323459 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:35:09 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323457 Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment. Like ESPN Mobile.

spicynuts

]]> 11:189928:c323457 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:34:30 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323456 If Reynolds is serious about getting the job back, then he should sue. YAY! LAWSUITZ!!!

That link to the Big Lead isn't working, wondering if their site is down.

CliffX

]]> 11:189928:c323456 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:34:10 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323455 Denial... It's the American Way.

Swolestice

]]> 11:189928:c323455 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:34:08 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323450 Oh, I'll fix your sink Ms. Romano, and by "fix your sink" I mean I'll have sex with you, and by "have sex with you" I mean I'll fix your sink, and by "sink" I mean your reproductive organ, and by "reproductive organ" I mean the thing between your knees, and by "the thing between your knees" I...well I guess that one's kind of self-explanatory

BigRicks

]]> 11:189928:c323450 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:33:04 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323449 Meanwhile, over by the bloomin' salad bar, Keith Hernandez and Walt Frasier were heard giving one of their patented calls.

"Rejected!"

stevegoz

]]> 11:189928:c323449 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:32:29 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323445 i agree with your ass grabbing tendancies moonshine.

i don't actually know anything about easterbrook's political affiliation, i just know he said naughty things about jews.

Unsilent Majority

]]> 11:189928:c323445 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:30:45 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323444 Easterbrook finally acknowledged the existence of global warming three months ago.

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:189928:c323444 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:30:35 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323440 Only time I was outback, my date had a cheeseburger frozen in the middle. That was 1998 I think. I'd rather get butt raped by a cinnamon candle from Cracker Barrell than return to that place.

Moonshine Mike

]]> 11:189928:c323440 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:29:48 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323439 I bet XM will hire him and reunite him with Dibble on the afternoon MLB show. *shudder*

Rob Iracane

]]> 11:189928:c323439 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:29:21 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323437 Fox better be calling this guy. Immediate upgrade no matter who he replaces.

amr

]]> 11:189928:c323437 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:29:05 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323436 well, to use the baseball metaphor... it looks like Harold Reynolds got thrown out trying to stretch the hit into a double.

grungedave

]]> 11:189928:c323436 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:28:42 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323435 Too bad he was holding the PA upside down when he gave her the hug

Hustler of Culture

]]> 11:189928:c323435 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:28:17 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323434 Easterbrook is no facist. A little authoritarian at times Unsilent, and perhaps on the fence in a certain matter, viz-a-vis certain regional conflicts.

Unless you mean by 'facist' as "wanting to butt rapp Tags with an unused TV Dish for failure to provide NFL Total Package in his location".

Moonshine Mike

]]> 11:189928:c323434 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:27:49 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323432 any chance fox sports southwest will hire harold to continue to fuel their vendetta against espn.

lopey

]]> 11:189928:c323432 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:27:10 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323430 of course I want to know "how far did your hand travel down toward the butt when you hugged her?" as an ass groper I'm always apprecriative of the little things to know when to cross the mason dixon line.

Right Unsilent?

Moonshine Mike

]]> 11:189928:c323430 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:25:55 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323429 dammit suss!

hell, espn rehired gregg easterbrook and he's a fascist

Unsilent Majority

]]> 11:189928:c323429 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:25:40 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323427 Next time you dole out one of your hugs to the lady, Harold, don't go diggin' for stem cells.

Roy Keane

]]> 11:189928:c323427 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:24:57 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323426 The hug itself was not inappropriate; it's the fact that he wasn't wearing pants at the time that's the problem.

heyzeus

]]> 11:189928:c323426 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:23:37 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323423 Forgive the man. The Bloomin' Onion is a well-known aphrodisiac.

Sarcastro

]]> 11:189928:c323423 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:22:24 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323422 I think the misunderstanding was the girl said "no" - words HR hasn't heard since he played himself out of the majors!

grungedave

]]> 11:189928:c323422 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:22:15 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323421 Thank you, Miss Ironbox. You are a valued member of our business team, and every bit as important to this company as I am.

Suss--

]]> 11:189928:c323421 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:22:10 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323414 sorry harold but it is indeed wrong when you "hug" a woman from behind and rub her titties. tough luck big guy.

lopey

]]> 11:189928:c323414 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:20:15 EDT <![CDATA[Reynolds Confirms Firing For Sexual Harassment]]> http://deadspin.com/sports/espn/reynolds-confirms-firing-for-sexual-harassment-189928.php#c323413 i remember the first time i had an inappropriate hug at an Outback Steakhouse! Crikey!

ryan vb

]]> 11:189928:c323413 Wed, 26 Jul 2006 09:20:14 EDT