<![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> Eric Lindros saw that picture of AJ Hawk and had a Vietnam-style flashback.

Good vs Evil

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> Isn't it just wrong when the groom has longer hair than the bride?

I think thats a crime in West Virginia.

JONinFLA

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> He should have got a haircut first, because he's a damn hippy at that length.

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> AJ probably hates gays and blacks too. That's old school.

Christ Sabo

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> Darn it, why do I have to be out doing stuff when Will makes the incorrect history references. I would so have been all over that. Alas and alack.

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> The spawn of these two will be a triple crown contender in three years.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> Wowza, is AJ the missing Weaver brother? Alexander Jeffrey Jered Weaver??

stevegoz

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> Y'know, getting hitched for financial reasons is VERY old school, so that quote from Papa Hawk isn't entirely inaccurate. I'm just sayin'...

Permanent4

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> AJ Hawk looks just like this girl that I know...she used to be into submission wrestling. I could not beat her in arm wrestling; the closest I ever got was a draw. Yes, her 'situation' is as bad as it sounds. But I can't figure out which is worse, her looking like AJ Hawk or AJ Hawk looking like her. Either way, since my favorite team is the Packers, I'm sure to have night terrors all football season for the next several years. Wonderful.

Helmet Touch

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> eh... I don't buy it. We'll see if he just sucks in the NFL, or something. Acne doesn't make me think he juiced, and I don't know that he has back-ne. I also don't see how his head is bigger - plus, wouldn't HGH cause that, and not steroids?

brettac1

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> To brettac1...Barry Bonds is the same way. It is impossible for the human head to grow the way theirs have. It's steroids...plain and simple. Plus the excessive acne and back-ne. Sick. And that was his picture from senior year of HS...look at his frosh year at OSU...impossible to gain that much weight in only 3 months. He didn't graduate early either...so that was from June-August...if that.

Lindsay Lohans Left Boob

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> If I had to choose between her and the Equimount, I'd take the Equimount.

Harry Pelotas

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> Hell, if you're going to claim steroids, link to this pic:

http://www.profootballtalk.com/HawkShrinkage.jpg

He's a grower, though.

brettac1

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> I liked that guy better when he played in the 80s and his name was Bosworth.

flubby

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> Strike 3 is marrying her before the big pay day thereby earning a lot of money while married versus before they were married. Can't pre-nup that.

And his cheap ass can't spend a couple thousand of what will be his multi-million dollar pay day on her college bills?

AcilletaM

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> What the hell does that picture prove? That was when he was, like, 17. He's 22 now, chances are he's going to get a little larger.

brettac1

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> The helmet tightness reminds him of her grabbing the back of his head and making him go down on her.

AcilletaM

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> Yes...inflate the the helmet. Helmet's have the air bubble/padding at the top of the helmet. AJ apparently does not like the tightness of the helmet on his head. Which is why he loses his helmet on tackles and the face mask comes up and slames him in the nose. Also...

http://bucknuts.com/images/AJ%20Hawk.jpg

Seriously...steroids...

Lindsay Lohans Left Boob

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> You wear Under Armour to your ceremony and you get married to a woman before you know what it's like to live with her, well that's two strikes against you in the brain department, my friend.

No wonder Green Bay drafted him.

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> and how big the foal will be as the tie breaker...

AcilletaM

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> deadspin pool on when the hawk's will announce she is pregnant?

lopey

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> Jesus. They're BOTH trannies.

jake(ymon)

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> I'll just say this. Even if AJ Hawk is a moral Christian, he automatically supercedes Kurt Warner when ranking wife hotness.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> inflate the helmet?

lopey

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> Will the marriage preclude AJ from using NFL groupie teaser mares?

Captain Caveman

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> I've heard from other players that Hawk has broken his nose like 8 times because he doesn't inflate the helmet all the way. The guy is crazy. Can you say 'roid rage?

Lindsay Lohans Left Boob

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> I wanted to make a click-clack comment, but anything I could come up with would be shamed by Skantopus. Well played, Mr. Peanut.

Paper Cut

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> Say what you will about Under Armour, but the shit's comfortable. Maybe he has custom made stuff that had a bowtie on it, like those halloweeen costumes.

brettac1

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> Scott Senay, next time could you put up a "Not Safe Ever" warning when you post a link like that?

Basshole

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> Hawk, who dressed in his customary Under Armour workout gear for the vows

Are you fucking kidding me? Was he dragging a weight sled, also?

Basshole

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> Does that mean she wore half under aromour?

Wingman

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> "Say, if I say Commander Warf's head looks like a fanny, will you laugh?"

"Yeah, sure."

"Commander Warf's head looks like a fanny! HAHAHA!"

"You all can suck my ridges!"

"Oh calm down Rocky Dennis!"

Click, CLACK! Classic comment made by skantopus...Kentucky Derby! HAHA!

Lindsay Lohans Left Boob

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> Is that a pelvis on your face?

Rockin' Joe Stalin

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> He was forced to marry her after he hugged her inappropriately.

adderrall_slim

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> There is a striking resemblence to Rocky Dennis:
http://bomben.se/graphics/images/619.jpg

bizzo5000

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> He should play without the helmet. That nose could shed blockers on it's own.

Spectacular Sam

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> ty law must be his personal dresser

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> Click-clack. You can hear her coming.

Oh wait, it's just the Kentucky Derby

Skanktopus

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> As Mr. Cooper and Mr. Hawk have ably demonstrated, the wearing of ties in a formal setting is clearly a major faux pas in Ohio.

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> So he didn't knock her up? That's good. Because, if he had, someone would need a little bit of work on timing their blitzes.

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> and isnt little laura at all concerned about aj's sexual preference...he did rape her brother pretty good in that bowl game.

lopey

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> Shame on AJ if is wedding vows didn't include, "WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE!"

Windy City Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[AJ Hawk Is A Moral Man]]> aj hawk looks like the character from "mask"

lopey

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