<![CDATA[The Truly Awesome Power Of Travis Hafner - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Truly Awesome Power Of Travis Hafner - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Truly Awesome Power Of Travis Hafner]]> Beckett would still find a way. Inside the NAFTA homerun.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[The Truly Awesome Power Of Travis Hafner]]> With those dimensions, Josh Beckett could severely decrease his home runs given up.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[The Truly Awesome Power Of Travis Hafner]]> I hope that Berman bookmarks page this for the next time Jacobs hosts the All-Star game...

THAT ONE'S GOING TO SUDBURY ONTARIO!!!!!!!!!!

Salisbury's Steak

]]> <![CDATA[The Truly Awesome Power Of Travis Hafner]]> Hafter Big... Hafner Smash... no throw baseball, hit baseball.

Vs. the Robot

]]> <![CDATA[The Truly Awesome Power Of Travis Hafner]]> I got your Tordesillas right here!

parker91

]]> <![CDATA[The Truly Awesome Power Of Travis Hafner]]> Travis Hafner...

He has six grand slams. This year. He had the GWRBI in both games of the double-header on Saturday. He doesn't have the Pesky Pole or another power guy hitting around him.

Shall I continue?

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[The Truly Awesome Power Of Travis Hafner]]> "the Mensas at Baseball Prospectus say he's the best hitter in baseball this year."

Whiny Red Sox fans (you know, all of you) start your Ortiz-related indignation!

Carson

]]> <![CDATA[The Truly Awesome Power Of Travis Hafner]]> And thanks to Ozzie "I fricking love all my White Sox so I'm going to screw everyone else by picking my players for the All-Star team" Guillen, he wasn't an all-star.

The Sensei

]]> <![CDATA[The Truly Awesome Power Of Travis Hafner]]> Little Known Fact: Those extended Jacobs Field foul lines were actually created by Pope Alexander VI to divide the new world claims of Portugal and Spain.

Gordon Bombay

]]> <![CDATA[The Truly Awesome Power Of Travis Hafner]]> My comment would appear significantly less gay had it shown up immediately after BDD's. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[The Truly Awesome Power Of Travis Hafner]]> Damn it's bash the place I was born day. And I vote that UB313 be changed to UB40....thank you.

AwfulAnnouncing

]]> <![CDATA[The Truly Awesome Power Of Travis Hafner]]> Baltimore is foul. Hah no shit.

blackaces

]]> <![CDATA[The Truly Awesome Power Of Travis Hafner]]> Uh, no, it's okay, Rob.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[The Truly Awesome Power Of Travis Hafner]]> Plus, unlike Ortiz, Pronk is not on steroids.

Mr. Poon

]]> <![CDATA[The Truly Awesome Power Of Travis Hafner]]> NERDS!!!!

Denis Lemieux

]]> <![CDATA[The Truly Awesome Power Of Travis Hafner]]> Somebody please adapt this google Earth technology to every ballpark in MLB.

OK. Every non-dome park. Sorry, Twins fans.

Southeast Jerome

]]> <![CDATA[The Truly Awesome Power Of Travis Hafner]]> I sit regularly in the Mezzanine- Pronkville.

Of course Maine is foul. That's why David Ortiz has never been there. When Hafner goes deep, he swings from his Pradonk-a-donk-donk.

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[The Truly Awesome Power Of Travis Hafner]]> Is Pronk trying out for the Rock Chalk Dance Team?

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[The Truly Awesome Power Of Travis Hafner]]> Females and non-traditional males alike would appreciate a beefcake picture of Pronk.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[The Truly Awesome Power Of Travis Hafner]]> I have no idea what I just read, I need to go lie down..

Bleachy McBleacherson

]]> <![CDATA[The Truly Awesome Power Of Travis Hafner]]> Well, I guess we know who's launching the MLB spy satellites this year.

"...or do you wanna see me sock a few dingers?"

Captain Caveman

]]> <![CDATA[The Truly Awesome Power Of Travis Hafner]]> Didn't we establish in the last post that Baltimore is foul?

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[The Truly Awesome Power Of Travis Hafner]]> Yes, but what about the three newly designated plutons in the solar system? Is UB313, nee Xena, also fair territory?

And why am I channeling TMQ?

Drew Magary

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