<![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> Does this mean we can start refering to Kurt Warner as the bearded clam?

sgm10s

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> yeah...i was joking

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> Uh, no. It's Bidwill. Always has been. Always will be.

Billy Clyde Puckett

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> James Frey actually came up with "The Pink Taco" after he rodeo fucked Mama Morton while snorting the 50-yard line of Sun Devil Stadium. Will the synergies never end?

Microbano

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> i thought it was bidwell

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> As a fan of the Buzzsaw, I just don't even know what to say anymore.
However, I was pleased that Leinart was able to pull himself out of the Chateau Marmont long enough to begin attending camp.
Did I ever tell you all that I really hate Bill Bidwill?

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> Now [b]that[/b] is a burn.

Southeast Jerome

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> Seriously....the Cardinals' owner has the most misspelled name in the history of sport.

It's Bidwill. Not Bidwell. Bidwill.

If you're as big a fan of the Buzzsaw, get the name of the family that has owned the damn team for the last howeverlongitis correct.

Billy Clyde Puckett

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> To complete the picture, they could plant a ton of shrubs extending randomly outward from the stadium and call it the "Martin Van Buren Memorial Gardens"

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> I remember when they did the report about Pink Taco on The Daily Show. That was on of the great reports ever.

Cooler Than Warm Milk

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> el punetazo del asno says:

Will --

Either this story is really old or the Arizona Capital Times is a real shit paper.

I know we don't like to deal in trivial things like facts but...

Did you say something? I'm sorry, I don't speak spanish.

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> PurduePaul: is that Dyche as in dyke or Dyche as in dick? either way, it is a quaint little name.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> Big Daddy Drew, you just reached a new height. You did not make me spit [insert substance here] all over my keyboard. Instead, I laughed so hard my gum went up my nose. Like milk. But stickier and more solid.

Ouch.

Southeast Jerome

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> But at least you know what's growing at the Buzzsaw's arena. Who knows what's growing in Holly's cooch.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> Eh. Holley Mangold's pick taco seats more people.

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids...

Guy Le Douche

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> Northwestern used to play their games in Dyche Stadium....take it digest it run with it....

PurduePaul

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> You're thinking of Penn State. Despite their nickname, Oregon State plays their games at Reser Stadium.

shamu the whale

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> And Oregon State thought they had market cornered on ribald stadium names.

Guy Le Douche

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> Will --

Either this story is really old or the Arizona Capital Times is a real shit paper.

I know we don't like to deal in trivial things like facts but...

Harry Morton "owns" the Hardrock in the same way that I "owned" my old mans Mercedes when I was in high school and he was out of town.

Additionally, I think even ol' Peter (Harry's Father and the real owner (for the time being) of the Hardrock Hotel & Casino) himself would challenge the notion he owns the Hardrock since he sold it to the Morgans Hotel Group for $770 million dollars on May 11th of this year.

What the fuck is going on here?

I can tell you that Peter wouldn't allow Harry to pick the color of the hand towels at the hotel... the notion that he would allow Harry's "people" field press inquiries is a joke.

I think that Harry's official title prior to the sale of the hotel was "Director of Special Projects" or some shit like that (essentially a fancy way of getting his son on the payroll to avoid gift taxes)

I call bullshit on the Arizona Capital Times!

el punetazo del asno

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> If this happens, Arizona would be morally obligated to draft this douchebag next year: http://utsports.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/cooter_jimbob...

cardinole

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> Whatever they name it, that is one odd-looking stadium.

Frinklin

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> Pair this with Denver's Invesco Field ("The Diaphragm", no?), and the NFL could enlarge its brand by targeting the skanky female market.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> AENEAS WILLIAMS IS ALIVE! ALIVE I TELL YOU!

lopey

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> Gaping Axe Wound Field at Pat Tillman Memorial Stadium.

Will Leitchs Unfinished Novel

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> Fuck me gently with a Buzzsaw.

silver lining

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> wait... secret window? crap, i think this means i just admitted to having knowledge of the movie secret garden. damnit

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> as a fellow member of the bar, i would advise you to never utter the words "secret garden" ever again unless it is in reference to lindsay lohan smuggling yoyo's

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> I concur.

Billy H

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> I'm a lawyer, Winslow. All we know how to do is collect material from already existing documents and use them for our own. BTW, I had to do my own writing here because the only appropriate movie quote that popped into my head to respond to yours is from Secret Window. I'm not quite ready to admit to the public that I've seen Secret Window. Oh crap.

Criminal Appeal

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> They should name it for Pat Tillman.

Barnacle

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> On serious note, Morton's Steakhouse is amazing.

Jimbo

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> The Puss is a great place to play, despite it being warm and moist most days.

Marcel Mutoni

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> All that's missing is the Buzzsaw trading for Taco Wallace. I'm sure he'd be thrilled.

Heh...meat curtain. That gets me every time.

Larry Bird Flu

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> So... are you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Or is that your thing... you come into a bar you read some obscure passage and pawn it off as your own idea to impress some girls?

2 redeeming things about that movie crim (tara reid)

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> Yes, it's a terrible, terrible movie, but it had one redeeming character. Or, at least he seems redeeming when it's on HBO 42 at 2:00 a.m. and you're suffering from severe insomnia.

Criminal Appeal

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Denny Green.

Criminal Appeal

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> Could the announcer say "that guy just ate the turf?" Not if it's LeinartI guess.

Chief Illiniwek

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> If Pink Taco can't work out a deal with the Cardinals Stadium, there's always this stadium.

spinachdip

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> gash field.

adderrall_slim

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> i hear the field can get kinda dry out there

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> Roast Beef Curtain. CC, you owe me for a new keyboard after spitting coke all over this onelkaslknasd['kqwe.....damit!

Chief Illiniwek

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> Aeneas Williams is rolling over in his grave.

chopper dave

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> let's just say i would like to hear al michaels or john madden say that the pink taco stadium is just a great place to play football. that would make my day.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> I myself am a bigger fan of the Brown Balloon Knot when it comes to intercourse and football stadium names, in no particular order.

Christ Sabo

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> Gaping pink taco with Leinert playing in it. Does this have to do with Paris Hilton?

BoSox Siobhan

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> seems like a fitting name...

as the Buzzsaw has been getting fucked by the rest of the NFL for quite a while now!

grungedave

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> Welcome to the Vag!

AcilletaM

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> There is no way I am following the fsxlsodspaaasd;lfkjadp until I am part of it

Hustler of Culture

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> Well, at least we'll know that this is the cleanest Pink Taco Matt Leinart's been in for a long time.

MDT

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> A team of birds playing in a taco. That's too many euphemisms for my taste.

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> For those following the FFLXDSP:

http://chat.yahoo.com

Halfway down the page, click ENTER CHAT ROOM. You should not have to download anything.

When you reach the chat window, click CHANGE ROOMS.

pick CATEGORY "Recreation & Sports"

pick SUB-CATEGORY "Football (American)"

pick CHAT ROOM "Fantasy Football 2"

We're just taking over the room. Please set your Y! Profile to resemble your Deadspin handle, so we know who we are. Thanks!

Josh Zerkle

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> The Buzzsaw defensive line shall be called the Roast Beef Curtain.

Captain Caveman

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> Better than Furburger Stadium.

Captain Caveman

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> They've been pussies for years.

Carmen McFanzone

]]> <![CDATA[New Buzzsaw Stadium Could Be Named After Female Genitalia]]> //giggling

Hustler of Culture

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