<![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> A Cubs hat and a pink shirt? I bet this guy watches "American Idol" also. While he planes his girlfriend's corns.

The 26th Man

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Go Cubs!

Senator Boomdog

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Billy Batts: I don't think Will was referring to Stuart coining the phrase, just his constant use of it.

Basshole

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Just for the record, Stuart Scott didn't come up with "cooler than the other side of the pillow". Wayne Walker, the longtime 49ers broadcaster, used to say that all the time about Joe Montana, years before lazy eye Stu bum rushed the show at the Worldwide Leader.

Billy Batts

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> You're with me, failed abortion.

P33KAJ3W

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> A g-g-groin, g-g-groin, g-groin injury...

Kooby Pickett

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Good use of the term "toolshed."

Where's Poster Nutbag to defend Phish against the awful crime of being used in the same sentence as these wankers?

O.D.B. McDowell

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> When will white people learn that the last words in two lines don't HAVE to rhyme, but you CAN'T have more syllables in the second line and speed up words to make it all fit.

This is worse than Sam Malone rapping on the news!

bigboneded

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Of course they're from DC, Bill. And just look at how life on the streets of the city have hardened them.

Dirk Calloway

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Kudos to Aciletta for the Animal House ref.

McSwollenvich

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> These pudwacks are from DC?

McSwollenvich

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Will, I couldn't agree with you more about the other side of the pillow.

McSwollenvich

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Squash it Adderall...sqaush it.

AwfulAnnouncing

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> "Funk-rap-folk" Is this a thread about Dave Matthews being on the new J5 album? Because I for one think it is an ok combination. (Although the lack of Cut Chemist stinks.)

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Guys like this can only make ESPN stronger.

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Is it Something To Ponder or Something2Ponder? They themselves can't seem to decide. Any band that inserts a number 2 replace words in their name and isn't directly affiliated with Prince should b lowered feet first in-2 a woodchipper.

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> This kind of like WWII..no one likes guys from DC who wear Cubs hast and pink popped polo shirts, but just like the U.S. and Russia, if we must ally with them to take down Stu Scott and ESPN, so be it. I for one welcome our new insect overlords.

Mike Honcho

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Honcho, that guy has way too much pigment to be Chuck Klosterman.

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Will, where is the "God Awful Music" tag?

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> While Something to Ponder did not achieve what they had set out to do, people did listen.

Spanish Necktie

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Pink polo and Cubs hat? Guarantee you I hate that guy.

Badclown

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> So is this the most coverage they've ever gotten, or what?

The Sensei

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Something2Ponder's manager: David Silver.

"Baby its you girl. Keep it together."

S2P 4Ever

adderrall_slim

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> These guys and the Dead Tree Crew are gonna have a throw down for DC dominance

Mike Honcho

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> If making fun of guys wearing pink polos is your idea of a good time, then this link is for you.

Spanish Necktie

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> so. ummmm. what happened to the guy who could freestyle & the guy who could play the guitar & hold 1/2 a tune?

They left when the beer ran out.

Dweeze

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Isnt the guy in the back Chuck Klosterman??

Mike Honcho

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> "Something To Ponder is a multi-headed beast that was spawned out of drinking, a kid who could freestyle and another kid who could play the guitar and hold half a tune."

so. ummmm. what happened to the guy who could freestyle & the guy who could play the guitar & hold 1/2 a tune?

just asking.

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Your beloved-if-he-wasn't-injured Shawn Springs went to my high school, UM.

Lewis Black, too.

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> why oh why did toolsheed #3 have to be wearing a Cubs had.

Critical Fanatic

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> So, is Wednesday now officially crappy music day at Deadspin?

Dweeze

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> They don't need no instructions to rock!

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Something2Ponder's manager: David Silver.

Kooby Pickett

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Actually, I think they really are drunk. The guy on the left appears to need his left hand just to balance himself and I think the guy in back is pissing on the azaleas.

Spectacular Sam

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Brandon: they suffered some very bad luck when they found out paris hilton and K-fed aren't musicians. Just whores.

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Funk-rap-folk...why didn't they call themselves Limp Bisquick and get it over with?

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Sounds more like they were going for a Bloodhound Gang thing, looking at some of the other titles.

AcilletaM

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> only good thing I got from this post is I can now identify azaleas

phillas

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> The Goo Goo Dolls and Everclear released a joint statement expressing their utmost joy at not being the lamest white musicians anymore.

Kooby Pickett

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> BDD beat me to it. Though the tune also has a bit of an Urban Dance Squad vibe to it, minus the cool Charlie Brown tee shirt.

Man, Stu Scott's non-lazy eye is gonna be full of fire and fury when he hears this on my blog, MP3s That Riiillllly Suck.

stevegoz

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> I'd rather listen to Paris Hilton's song than this crap. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

And Kevin Ferdline called and said there's only room for one lame wanna be musician. So back off.

Clark Kent

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> And for the next single: "Get you damn hands off me Harold"

"wave your hands in the air/
and start groping like you just don't care"

sgm10s

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Ok, so they are trying to pass off the illusion of being cool enough to drink beer.

Spaceman Bill Leah needs a full-length puffy coat

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> I wonder if this was on the nursery ryhmes CD they found Mo's SUV??

Mike Honcho

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> I'm not going to listen to this folk-crap for obvious reasons. (I'm at work/Will's summation is funnier.)

But it's reason enough to ask: Anyone else remember Stu Scott's own foray into music? In that fantabulous "Only Wanna Be With You" video for Hootie and The Blowfish?

Watching that, even as a youngster was an amazing experience. First, it was the most over the top Hootie song of all time. (And that's saying something.) Second, the song managed to wrap in amazingly bad lyrics (I'm such a baby 'cause the Dolphins make me cry ...) AND rip off Bob Dylan at the same time.

Then there's the video ... I still haven't seen a video that short where so many people (Hootie, Blowfish, Dan Marino, Scott, Dan Patrick ... etc.) all jumped the shark in sequence at the same time.

Boobie Miles Jr.

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> all while wearing our pink polo shirts.


...with collars a-popped

flubby

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> UM, that's one of the greatest random pseudo-celebrity connections ever. I feel like I need to go research everyone who attended Temple Sholom in the mid-80's to see if I have anything cool in my past.

Criminal Appeal

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Its's not a beer bottle, its an IBC root beer bottle.

AcilletaM

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Influences: The Notorious B.I.G., Jack Johnson, Rakim, Slick Rick, G. Love, Jay Z, Donovan Frankenreiter, The Grateful Dead, Bob Dylan, Phish, Bob Marley, Sublime, Tupac, DJ Premier, Citizen Cope, Tristan Prettyman, Common

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> SE Jerome you forgot to preface your comment with "You know how we know we're gay..."

BigTDog

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Damn, why do you have to diss Phish like that?

Because they eat hog?

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> I like the crouching guy's casually held beer. It's as if to say, "See? We drink beers! We are not totally lame!"

Spaceman Bill Leah needs a full-length puffy coat

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Hey guys. Pssst. Stop debating what kind of flowers those are or you are seriously never going to get laid. Another activity I would suggest staying away from if you want to get laid: performing rap-folk-funk with a floppy-haired guy in a funny colored shirt.

Criminal Appeal

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Don't ever lump these guys in with O.A.R.
their lead singer went to my hebrew school

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Hi. We're a rap group struggling to be taken seriously. In our spare time we enjoy smelling azaleas, playing boche ball in the backyard whilst drinking Newcastle, all while wearing our pink polo shirts. Go Cubs!

Southeast Jerome

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> G-Douche and Special Shit.

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Although these guys shouldn't be calling out anyone for being fake, the song is pretty funny.

I hope that admission doesn't get me banned.

rsr26

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Well, if loving azaleas is lame, then I guess I'm just a big lame.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> if by GRE study guides you meant GED study guides, than you would be correct. No way any of these clowns applys for a graduate school let alone has a bachelor's of anything. I'm just sayin'

BigRicks

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Damn, why do you have to diss Phish like that?

I can't catch the line about Michael Irvin, but I thought some of it was pretty funny. And obviously heartfelt - you could tell by the harmony.

And yes. Definitely azaleas.

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> I never thought I would write this:

London Bridge>K-Fed>FU Stuart Scott

But I do have to say I like the line:

"You're the 2006 version of Carlton Banks."

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Probably all excited they were singing a song with the word "fuck" in it. Had to stop singing whenever grandma came around.

AcilletaM

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> *look. The song also makes me type badly.

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> They probably spent weeks practicing this in their mom's basement.

AcilletaM

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Man... we gotta get this to K-Fed! Then we go nationwide.

Look out Biatches!

BeverageDude

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> These guys make Icy Hot Stuntaz looks like Wu Tang.

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Boom goes the rap-folk-funk

Carmen McFanzone

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> I agree. Azaleas. Have some in the front yard.

"Something to Ponder"?!?! Just reading that makes me want to punch something. While listening to Manowar.

jake(ymon)

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> suddenly i don't feel like the biggest tool on the face of the earth anymore.

thanks Something2Ponder!

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Motherfuck, I'm tired of all these white boys rapping. Hang it up and let's have our race get back to making some quality country music like we were meant to do.

Witty Handle

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Just give it 20 seconds. 3 white guys who sound like Phish meet OAR rap "Stu you think you're hip hop, but your not." This picture will soon be placed next to 'Irony' in the dictionary

Mike Honcho

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> I'm pretty sure that guy on the bottom left is Stephen Baldwin.

GTB

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> It sounds like a cross between "Fuck You Norway" by Showcase Showdown (great song) and the Haunukkah Song by Adam Sandler (not so much). If there was some way to throw Stuart Scott, Adam Sandler, and all three of these clownshoes into a giant blender and hit "puree", I'd sleep with a smile on my face tonight.

Good vs Evil

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> I only know that because of Augusta National.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> dammit. I don't know much about flowers.

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> I think they're azaleas.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> It figures that one of them appears to be a Cubs fan.

Also, nice hydrangeas, bitches

/are those hydrangeas? I don't actually know.

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> I gave my love a cherry, that had no stone...

AcilletaM

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> What's with the photo?
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Douchebag?

Spanish Necktie

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> Not gonna do it. Not gonna listen to that "rap-folk-funk" song.

Criminal Appeal

]]> <![CDATA[People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott Rip On Stuart Scott]]> "People Actually Lamer Than Stuart Scott..."


never thought it was possible.

ltwinslow

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