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]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> Anyone who has a stripper pole in his house is all right by me.

(In theory, at least.)

Pinata

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> Clinton knows the password is Fidelio.

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> I was seriously depressed when I didn't get the chance to draft Clinton in my fantasy league after vowing that I would make him a part of my team after last year.

Seriously, last year was by far my favorite NFL season ever. Clinton's characters, the TD celebrations of Chad Johnson (and to a lesser extent Steve Smith and others), the Sex Boat, the Panther cheerleaders, hell, even the Ron Mexico fiasco was before last season. Oh yeah, and the Seahawks had their best season ever too.

This year is going to be one big letdown, I can tell.

Sportszilla

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> So, that Eastern Motors commercial? Sorry, but us Chitown folks get lame Boyz II Men rip offs and some K-Fed looking motherfucker yelling at us for our cheap ass car commercials.

But that? It's like Clinton is the Flavor Flav to the Nate Dogg that is Lavar Arrington and Carmelo (No snitches!) Anthony is the Raekwon the Chef of the whole crew.

Sweet ass.

I guess the Chicago version has Ben Wallace singing the hook, Zumbrano doing the crazy dance behind the wheel and Peanut Tillman falling behind on the cadence.


Ascender

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> Wells, have you read this site in the last 2 weeks?

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> Ermm, is there any big story over the last year that didn't make the Hall of Fame?

Funny Commenter Name

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> Today, I feel like a child on Christmas morning--the glee as each new plaque is revealed, and the anticipation of the next...

A wonderful, warm feeling--this is the best Deadspin day EVER!

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> There are no careers in improv comedy.

A Robot For The People

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> Portis could be the new Crocodile Hunter. Maybe?

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> 79% final tally is a crime. "Dr. I Don't Know," people!

ryan vb

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> Wanna bet Clinton's Mom beats the piss outta Carl Monday at the induction ceremony when he follows her into the bathroom?

Southeast Jerome

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> If Warren Sapp can make it on Wild-n-Out this week, isn't there another outlet for our man Portis' comedic genius?

The Bouj

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> I feel bad for the rest of you who haven't had the pleasure of seeing an Eastern Motors commercial. It is especially funny when they show one with an injury-plagued Lavar Arrington behind the wheel of an Escalade.

McSwollenvich

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> Champ was almost as overrated as Lavar.

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> what's the over/under on the number of new characters he creates this season?

chopper dave

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> My No. 1 pick. I don't care which character shows up, as long as he scores twice and goes over 100.

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> I think Clinton owes this glorious induction to his crazy-ass mom.

The Jake Plummer Mustache Experience

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> How good does that trade for Champ look now?

And I was a huge Champ fan (still have two of his jerseys)

Hustler of Culture

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> UM, does that mean the Shoe City spots have hit B'more as well?

My city...
Your city...
Shoe city...

GTB

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> the gothamist is thataway

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> omg, Caveman. anyone who makes a Sam Potts reference is golden in my book.

whittlz

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> This is the best plaque yet. Jim Cooke is quickly catching Sam Potts as my favorite graphic designer.

Captain Caveman

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> Let Eastern Motors
Put you in the HOF today

teaser mare

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> Allow myself to introduce...my...self

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> Easterns has once again crossed over to baltimore. the ray lewis spot is decent.

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> Was he a theater major? That would be awesome

Smoots Love Cruise

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> Hey Clinton Portis isn't the most intelligent person to come out of the U.

Drew Rosenhaus went there...oh wait...Roy Firestone went there...oh wait...Rick Berry went there...oh wait....Suzy Kolbert went there...oh wait...Slyvester Stallone went there.....

Maybe he's right....

PurduePaul

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> Look at how excited he was doing this commercial...just imagine him at the Hall of Fame inductions:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD8o9bt-eWg

GTB

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> It's like someone took this plaque and said how much more Portis can this be? And the answer is none. None more Portis.

Mike Honcho

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> Your plaque's your credit.

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> I love Clinton Portis.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> Will, when I'm inducted I'd like my plaque to read something like this

Royal O'Reilly Tenenbaum (1932-2001) Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Remains Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> I am totally dressing up as Bro Sweets for Halloween

Vandelay Industries

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> perfection personified

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> I'd put the odds of Clinton mentioning this great honor during one of his press conferences this season at 5-2.

Hot Carl Monday

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> Two words: Eastern Motors

GTB

]]> <![CDATA[Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis]]> The real question is which character gives his acceptance speech.

WHYGAVS

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