Do Not Disrespect Joey Porter's Dogs - Deadspin Comments

Do Not Disrespect Joey Porter's Dogs

Mr. Mangold — Fri, 22 Sep 2006 11:48:36 EDT

Joey showed up later and helped his dogs eat what was left of the horse.

Mr. Mangold

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Spanish Necktie — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 15:30:19 EDT

None of us have commented on the dogs names: Tina and Nemo. Seriously?

Spanish Necktie

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DamnSkippy — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 14:54:18 EDT

Cover them in peanut butter. Dogs love peanut butter.

DamnSkippy

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Rosebud Henri Withmustard — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 14:31:00 EDT

and I can't imagine Joey Porter training his dog to eat children.

How would you even go about that?

Rosebud Henri Withmustard

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MidwestCoastBias — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 14:06:28 EDT

So this is what happens when "The Call of the Wild" meets "My Little Pony"...

MidwestCoastBias

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Fancy Pants — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 14:00:25 EDT

Peyton Manning better watch his back.

Fancy Pants

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Nick — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 13:58:55 EDT

I am beginning to suspect there's an element of beastiality to athletes' love for attack dogs.

Nick

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Dweeze — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 13:22:26 EDT

You have GOT to stop letting KSK beat you to these humor scoops, dood.

Mighty MJD had KSK beat by about ten hours. Just sayin'.

Dweeze

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supermike3 — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 13:03:36 EDT

Domesticated pet:
http://www.nctimes.com/articles/2004/04/11/news/california...

and this was just last week:
http://www.bradenton.com/mld/bradentonherald/2006/09/09/ne...

supermike3

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insomniac — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:54:18 EDT

Supermike, it's called domestication. Once you get married, you'll be all too familiar with the term.

insomniac

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supermike3 — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:53:35 EDT

100-1??!?!

those are pretty shitty odds considering you're saying 1 out of 100 times the kids face gets mauled!!!

http://www.wlky.com/news/3243296/detail.html
http://www.lsb.state.ok.us/HOUSE/news7957.html
http://www.freenewmexican.com/news/42155.html
http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=local&id=3612370<...

supermike3

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supermike3 — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:49:43 EDT

seriously, what's the difference between having a dog as a pet and having a trained bear or a tiger as a pet?

supermike3

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Vonteego — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:49:30 EDT

Oh, and I'll give you 100-1 odds that had his neighbor's 5 year old been outside, the kid's only concern would have been wiping the slobber off of his face. Pit bulls, by nature, aren't people-aggressive... and I can't imagine Joey Porter training his dog to eat children. Had this been Mike Tyson's dog, however...

Vonteego

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Vonteego — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:45:11 EDT

Run, you stupid fucking horse!

Vonteego

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Landru — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:42:27 EDT

You have GOT to stop letting KSK beat you to these humor scoops, dood.

Landru

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Laugharn — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:41:52 EDT

Somebody contact Congress!

Laugharn

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:41:32 EDT

It's Cynthia & Marty Ackermann's. I think it's a Pomeranian. I'm watching it for them while they're in Hawai'i.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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JJ Gittes — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:41:29 EDT

Pittsburgh's close enough to Ohio, right?

JJ Gittes

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Larry Bird Flu — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:41:17 EDT

dammit supermike -- take your dog-hating somewhere else.

Your last part is true though. Sadly, those dogs are dead in a week.

Larry Bird Flu

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:39:32 EDT

we comin out like a pack a CRAZED DOGS! WOOO!!!!

Hit Bull Win Steak

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HugsFromHarold — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:38:26 EDT

Bob,
I'm sorry my dogs killed your mini-horse.
-Joey Porter

HugsFromHarold

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supermike3 — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:29:16 EDT

"I am not sure how the dogs escaped. We have a very secure yard with a six-foot fence around it and this has never happened before."

and

"Police knew immediately to whom the dogs belonged because the dogs had gotten free last year"

supermike3

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Wilf — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:26:24 EDT

Could be worse. They could've mauled his daughter. Then he'd get rid of them for sure.

Wilf

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GorgeForeman — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:23:54 EDT

Sorry about the locking jaws.

GorgeForeman

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Mike Honcho — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:23:42 EDT

Peezy sent his dogs out because the owners were training that pony to bite Scott Tenerman's weiner off.

Mike Honcho

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supermike3 — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:23:08 EDT

this would NEVER HAPPEN on a Belichick-coached team.

fucking people and their dogs - what is the DEAL??? dogs are the dirtiest, dumbest animals around.. i hate them.

supermike3

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supermike3 — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:21:50 EDT

he should be prosecuted for that. good thing his neighbor's kid wasn't playing outside.

supermike3

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Detective Bunk — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:21:27 EDT

Is this how Barbaro finally dies?

Detective Bunk

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Juancho — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:21:17 EDT

Sojo, excellent. But I see this as more of a sequel to Old Yeller.

Juancho

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Denis Lemieux — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:19:46 EDT

Doug Neidermeyer could not be reached for comment.

Denis Lemieux

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Drew Magary — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:18:04 EDT

Joey to the horse: "You was Mister Ed. Now you be Mister Dead."

Drew Magary

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Mick Kraut — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:17:28 EDT

What neighborhood does Porter live in where people have miniature horses out and about?

Mick Kraut

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Drew Magary — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:17:01 EDT

Chopper, sic horse!

Drew Magary

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#### Vermeil Equals Emo — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:16:17 EDT

Joey Porter fears Willie Shoemaker.

#### Vermeil Equals Emo

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RyHud — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:15:43 EDT

I feel like I just read this same story somewhere else -- it even included the joke about Porter owning pitbulls.

RyHud

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Stev D — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:15:27 EDT

2 dogs killing a minature horse? I would watch that. I would lose my soul, but I would watch that.

Stev D

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BDoc — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:15:08 EDT

It's a shame that the horse died. I had my Barbaro form letter all set to be mailed.

And what's up with mini-horse attacks? This is the second one I've heard of this month.

BDoc

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ltwinslow — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:14:56 EDT

said it before, i'll say it again...

Joey Porter scares the ever living shit out of me.

ltwinslow

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bizzo5000 — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:13:22 EDT

Willie McGinest let Porter's dogs out in his league wide plot to claim #55 as all his own.

bizzo5000

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Mr. Soul — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:12:45 EDT

Is Porter going to go all "Old Yeller" and shoot his dogs in the ass?

Mr. Soul

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Southeast Jerome — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:11:15 EDT

I bet that horse tried giving Joey Porter's dogs a speeding ticket. The horse had it coming...

Southeast Jerome

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Harry Pelotas — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:08:30 EDT

This isn't how I remember the ending of Where the Red Fern Grows going...

Harry Pelotas

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Kimo von Oelhoffen — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:08:26 EDT

Who is this "Joey Porter" of which you speak. I know only of J. Peezy.

Kimo von Oelhoffen

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Luckless Pedestrian — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:08:15 EDT

This is shaping up to the be year of Joey (in the way that last year was the Year of Clinton). I predict that by the end of the year we'll all have learned a lot more about #55 than we ever wanted to know. Hopefully, it ends good. But I'd say it could go either way at this point.

Luckless Pedestrian

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Lamberts_lunatics — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:08:01 EDT

I'm sure the owners of the horse would just accept a Joey Porter signed dog collar saying "I'm sorry my dogs just ate your horse".

Lamberts_lunatics

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FreePirateBobblehead — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:06:53 EDT

Nobody should be surprised here. BYAAAAAAAH

FreePirateBobblehead

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Yostal — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:06:39 EDT

Were Joey Porter's dogs also once shot in the hindquarters after the Colorado/Colorado State game?

Yostal

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Lucy's Spunk — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:04:54 EDT

"to understand how killer the dog died, you first need to understand who killer the dog was..."

I thought Half Baked sucked, but that scene was 2.5 minutes of sheer hilarity.

Lucy's Spunk

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Mike Honcho — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:04:32 EDT

Miniature Horse = A Colt. Coincidence? I think not.

Mike Honcho

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Harry Pelotas — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:03:52 EDT

So...do miniature horses have fetuses for jockeys?

Harry Pelotas

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TheStarterWife — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:03:25 EDT

Kooby - They're kind of worthless. Good for petting zoos and carnivals. The stable that my sister kept her horse at, (a nice appaloosa), had a couple of minis, and I always imagined that the big horses made fun of them at night. Heck, even ponies are bigger than them.

TheStarterWife

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goathair — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:03:24 EDT

Joey Porter = Kanye West + muscles

goathair

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Wingman — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:02:57 EDT

Why couldn't that horse been Barbaro - those sympathy cards are defenseless against Porterized dogs!

Wingman

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Mr. Soul — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:02:55 EDT

Secretly, the second string miniature horse was happy to see he was finaly going to get his own opportunity to roam the barnyard.

Mr. Soul

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Wilf — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:02:32 EDT

I'm betting the miniature horse crossed over into where Joey's dogs do their warm-ups.

Wilf

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BigRicks — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:02:13 EDT

to understand how killer the dog died, you first need to understand who killer the dog was...

BigRicks

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sexual_white_chocolate — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:02:00 EDT

Barbaro could have taken those damn dogs.

sexual_white_chocolate

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Denis Lemieux — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:59:45 EDT

The mightymjd has uncovered a letter sent by the dog to the horse. Some incriminating stuff in there...

http://www.themightymjd.com/

Denis Lemieux

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Rob Iracane — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:59:35 EDT

CLIP CLOP! CLIP CLOP! I don't think the horse heard them coming.

Rob Iracane

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konstantConsumer — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:58:57 EDT

that's pretty fucked up. i'm wondering what he is doing to create such violent dogs. i've owned a couple of pit bulls, and while they certainly had the ability to fuck someone up, their disposition was such that it never would have entered their minds. this makes me think that he is intentionally raising killer dogs, which is really gross.

konstantConsumer

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T-dawg — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:58:37 EDT

Jerry Porter, Big T Dawg? Seriously?

DOH!!!

T-dawg

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Kooby Pickett — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:58:21 EDT

I'm sorry ... miniature horse? Am I the only one who didn't know horses could be midgets? Looks like I'll be spending the rest of the day at Google Images.

Kooby Pickett

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Criminal Appeal — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:57:31 EDT

Did God just throw the craziest things he could think of in a hat and pull them out one at a time until he had something? "Ooh, let's see, Joey Porter + a mastiff + a pit bull + a miniature horse . . . No, that's too weird. No one will even believe it."

Criminal Appeal

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T-dawg — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:57:07 EDT

Jerremy Stevens-- 6'7" 265.

Joey Porter-- 6'3" 250.

They are both obviously large men.... but if you were in a dark alley and knew neither of them, would Porter scare you any more or less?

Personally, I'm 6'4" 235 and they both would have me pissing myself, to equal degrees.

T-dawg

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BigTDog — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:56:34 EDT

Jerry should enter the world of competitive dog fighting. Then we could see the match-up of "Little Jerry" vs. Qyntel's Pitbull

BigTDog

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ReverendDrGladhands — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:56:31 EDT

Barbaro is rolling in his grave right now.

ReverendDrGladhands

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Lucy's Spunk — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:56:17 EDT

I dunno. Joey looks like a Shar Pei guy to me.

Lucy's Spunk

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ltwinslow — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:55:51 EDT

upon arriving at the scene and apologizing to the horse's owner, Porter then planted a big one on the horse owners right cheek

ltwinslow

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rsr26 — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:54:14 EDT

Miniature horse, you got JACKED UP.

rsr26

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shtickless — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:53:58 EDT

It was Carson Palmer's horse.

shtickless

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TheStarterWife — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:53:55 EDT

I guess no more playing "Who let the dogs out"?

TheStarterWife

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BigRicks — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:53:05 EDT

We're gonna break out of the yard BRRRRRRRRRAH and then we're going to go find that god damn horse BRRRRRRRRRRRRAH, and then we're going to kill that fucking horse BRRRRRRRRRRRRAH, and then we're going to win again BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAH

BigRicks

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DamnSkippy — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:52:43 EDT

Now Joey is the most feared man in the USEF too!!!

DamnSkippy

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Ted Striker — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:51:08 EDT

We must protect this horse!

Ted Striker