<![CDATA[Grimsley Fingers Clemens, Pettite, Tejada - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Grimsley Fingers Clemens, Pettite, Tejada - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Grimsley Fingers Clemens, Pettite, Tejada]]> Who would be surprised at the allegations on Roger Clemens? Remember when he appeared on the Zest commercials back in the early 80's? He was about 180 lbs, soaking wet. Now, what is he, 235 pounds? Give me a break. Only a moron would not see this one coming! What pictures does he have of whom that kept this from coming out sooner? He's a great pitcher in his 40's, but obviously has help!

austinregister

]]> <![CDATA[Grimsley Fingers Clemens, Pettite, Tejada]]> Roger Clemens, steroid user? Wow, I never saw that one coming.

KMan

]]> <![CDATA[Grimsley Fingers Clemens, Pettite, Tejada]]> One of my friends, a fellow Yankee fan, mentioned a few years ago that he was convinced that Pettite was doing steroids and that's why he kept getting hurt.

I'll admit I was skeptical at the time, thinking there was no way God-boy would put illegal substances into his body. These days I've pretty much changed my mind and I think everyone that Grimsley named (especially Brian Roberts and his big power numbers from last year) are guilty.

GoEliGo????

]]> <![CDATA[Grimsley Fingers Clemens, Pettite, Tejada]]> Big Daddy Drew,

Corey Pavin not only looks Jewish, he actually is a Jewish evangelical.

ex-Townie

]]> <![CDATA[Grimsley Fingers Clemens, Pettite, Tejada]]> Ah Mr. Keane, you beat me too it.

SA

]]> <![CDATA[Grimsley Fingers Clemens, Pettite, Tejada]]> Maybe it would be easier for everyone if we simply listed the Yankees that haven't used 'roids.

tee hee hee

Roy Keane

]]> <![CDATA[Grimsley Fingers Clemens, Pettite, Tejada]]> So maybe Palmeiro wasn't telling a complete lie. I mean the B-12 shot thing was absolute bullshit, but he might have dipped into Tejada's stash and gotten himself some liquid muscles.

Big Hairy Sack

]]> <![CDATA[Grimsley Fingers Clemens, Pettite, Tejada]]> Joy Behar is the Gentile most likely to be confused as a Jew, non-Rod Carew edition.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Grimsley Fingers Clemens, Pettite, Tejada]]> yea, but hockey calls their jerseys "sweaters", so they suck way harder

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[Grimsley Fingers Clemens, Pettite, Tejada]]> you know how i know you're gay, you rub your groin and call it "performance enhancing."


i agree on the roids though. ain't no good gonna come of digging that up... knowing who i know, and w/o namedropping in any way, i'm saying 70% minimum were going over and above legal supplements. just sayin'.

T-dawg

]]> <![CDATA[Grimsley Fingers Clemens, Pettite, Tejada]]> Off topic, admittedly, but one day someone should devote a little time to compiling the most ridiculous pictures of scrotums like Pettite and Clemens wearing their uniforms over a dress shirt-and-tie. That baseball convention--no other sport does it--never fails to make me scornfully laugh.

Baseball Connoisseur X

]]> <![CDATA[Grimsley Fingers Clemens, Pettite, Tejada]]> Any chance the "performance enhancers" are the Icy Hot that Roger rubs on his groin before each start?

bloggin all bout it, probably for the next few days: http://steroidlist.com/

brad

]]> <![CDATA[Grimsley Fingers Clemens, Pettite, Tejada]]> I'd just like to point out that Petitte is the most Jewish-looking Evangelical in history.

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[Grimsley Fingers Clemens, Pettite, Tejada]]> Nothing shocking here. People have been saying for a while that Clemens sat out all those games at the beginning of the season rather than have it announced that he failed a drug test. Also, people have been saying for a while it was more than a B-12 shot Miggy was getting. I'm with MJD though, a lot of our favorite players are using now or used to get to the Bigs.

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> <![CDATA[Grimsley Fingers Clemens, Pettite, Tejada]]> know how i know you're gay?

you fingered roger clemens.



soozycue

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