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<![CDATA[Leftovers: More Red Memories - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Leftovers: More Red Memories - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Leftovers: More Red Memories]]> but seriously, when the sausages get to the house with the mailbox reading "R. Simon", will they:
(a) go on to the next house,
(b) go to the door for some treats, or
(c) just take some wax to his window screens and windows?

And, what would the good Mr. Simon do on opening the door to these sausages?

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]]> <![CDATA[Leftovers: More Red Memories]]> HOOMAN WANTS TO SEX MUTUMBO???

Russkiejedi

]]> <![CDATA[Leftovers: More Red Memories]]> Willie Hayes?

Chet Lemon

]]> <![CDATA[Leftovers: More Red Memories]]> Racist is a term that that's overused. If Denny Green gets fired it'll be because of his race and not because he's a shitty coach or that's how it will be portrayed.

]]> <![CDATA[Leftovers: More Red Memories]]> How does one get a job as a door-to-door sausage escort, anyway?

The college newspaper?

]]> <![CDATA[Leftovers: More Red Memories]]> Was the racist fan answering our favorite Mutumbo-related question?

Russkiejedi

]]> <![CDATA[Leftovers: More Red Memories]]> How does one get a job as a door-to-door sausage escort, anyway?

]]> <![CDATA[Leftovers: More Red Memories]]> Since the sausages don't talk, they'll be accompanied by an escort who will explain what the sausages are doing at their door.

I know there's a dick joke in there somewhere, but dammit, I can't find it.

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[Leftovers: More Red Memories]]> "...this candy will not be inspected for razorblades for you."

]]> <![CDATA[Leftovers: More Red Memories]]> "Dear Bratwurst: You are a sausage. You cannot talk."

]]> <![CDATA[Leftovers: More Red Memories]]> Since the sausages don't talk, they'll be accompanied by an escort who will explain what the sausages are doing at their door.

This is, by far, the funniest thing I've read today.

]]> <![CDATA[Leftovers: More Red Memories]]> #3 in the sausage pictures... is he the Ku Klux Kielbasa?

]]> <![CDATA[Leftovers: More Red Memories]]> I heard on the radio today that Red claimed he'd be dead and in the ground before the Celtics ever had a Dance Team to entertain the crowd.

The dance team debuts Wednesday, I believe.

Roy Keane

]]> <![CDATA[Leftovers: More Red Memories]]> Dear Tom Brady:

Tonight, Surprise Me

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