<![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat. - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat. - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Its all fixed. Its all a conspiracy. Gamblers. The mob. Rex Grossman isn't that up and down, naturally...is he?

What's the line on the Raider's game?

Royalssuck

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Of Brady's four picks last night, two of them were passes tipped by his receivers. So he wasn't decent, but neither was much of the Pat's offense.

CliffX

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> SteveHolt!

Not sure if you're still looking for it, but this link will take you to the Simmons' mailbag form on Page 2.

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> I just spent the last 20 minutes unsuccessfully looking for Bill Simmons' email address so I could call him a bitch.

Am I the only one? His email is NOWHERE to be found. What's up with that?

Steve Holt

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Roy Hobbs - they showed his Sprint commercial on the scoreboard in the stadium.

major disaster

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> I think I'm depressed right now. That game was meant to go to overtime.

neelcv

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Not that I care about pregames. But I found it comical that "America's sport" couldn't start on time because Nascar was on. I mean, I'm sure Nascar is cool and all if you are attracted to your cousin. But to interrupt Bob Costas and the rest of the clowns has to be some kind of crime..

Troy Brown is such a menace...taunting is wrong.

Mickey O'Neil

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Who cares about this game when the Bears get shelled by the Dolphins?
Fucktard must be working* overtime tonight in the bunker to rip this team to shreds.
http://firethefucktard.blogspot.com/

hehatefucktard

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> What ad was Manning talking about in his press conference. Didn't see anything unusual, but wasn't really paying attention.

Roy Hobbs

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Appropos nothing...Sammy Sosa wants to make a comeback huh???

Royalssuck

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> So who wants in on the pool for "Bill Simmons Lead Excuse for Brady Looking Like Harrington"? I'm taking "Had the Mellencamp song in his head".

kaspar

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Phone conversation that's probably happening right now:

Sports Guy: Hey Dad, did you see the game?
Sports Dad: Yes, though talking to you is making it worse.
Sports Guy: Where do you think it falls on my "Levels of Losing?" I sure wish we saw a "Manning Face."
Sports Dad: It pains me that I raised such a homo for a son. I hate you. Never call me or mention me in your columns again. *click*

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Don't Fruit the Beer

WFNYScott

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Is there anything better than watching the Patriots lose?
No, there isn't.
Breaking News: Tom Brady just threw another pick.

A Magician Named GOB

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Not sure if anyones watching the Manning interview on Sportscenter. All I can say is "wow."

WFNYScott

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Pats are now the second best team in their own stadium with the Eastern Conference Champs Revolution going for the title next week!!! The Pats better move their game to late on Sunday because everyone has to watch the Dynamo take on the Revs in the MLS FINAL!!!

Viva Revolution!!!

Where is Ron Mercer!!

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Glad the Pats lost, but now it's Sunday night and all I've got is a bunch of commercials urging me to vote for bonds to help ugly people buy houses.

Also, judging from the ads that I've been fast forwarding through, I think that Bill Clinton is running for something here in California. Appears to have something to do with babies.

haznet

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> man. now i'm gonna watch the alternative on vh1 classics. hopefully the jesus and mary chain won't tip any passes to the defense.

SonnyHooper

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> So how did RofflsBRGR and Grossman make it from their games today to the lab in the bowels of Gillette Stadium to be merged a la "The Fly" to become Tom Brady? WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH THE REAL TOM BRADY?

Go Colts.

Jason Baldwin

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> UGH. Fuck you....Brady? I never thought I'd say that.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> I think I have a migraine.

If I had bet on any single facet of this game, I would have lost money.

Reverend

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> catch the fucking ball. jesus.

SonnyHooper

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> hey body bag, how's that venom sitting now?


and when did tom brady become the new ben rothlisberger

T-dawg

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I hate Vinafuckehead too!

But not as much as I hat the Pats. Nice throw Brady.

haznet

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Kevin Faulk was probably thinking about the new NBA ball.

Showcase Showdown

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Is Peyton Manning the smartest man in America?

Royalssuck

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> So much for the Pats comeback.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> There must be something decidedly unlucky about wearing a good luck charm on your helmet. Or the Patriots were correct in not signing Vinitieri.

Hot Carl Monday

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Fuck you traitor!

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Boy, he tech crew over at NBC is really challenging Fox Sports Net Arizona for the certificate of acheivement in the field of excellence.

Hot Carl Monday

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> I think I'd like to shit on Bill Simmons about right now.

bodacio

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> that was awesome, thanks for the answers, all.

T-dawg

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Do you think Peyton keeps a flannel shirt in his locker to sniff during halftime?

Cowboycane

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> How can New England fans be booing Vinatieri? They'd probably have zero Super Bowl wins without him, and low-balled him out of town.

Stupid Angelos...

SpamSpamSpam

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Back, how is my man Bob Sanders doing?

Royalssuck

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Where's your Messiah now, Sports Guy?

Sid Bream Was Out

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Ah, I see the Fox Sports team has made it over in time to select the music.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> +1 GHABB,Y

We need to get a bear to protect us.

Hot Carl Monday

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> I want to wipe my taint with Howie Mandel's soul patch

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Carl,
Kenny Chesney's mustache still smells of Peyton's testes.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Blackaces,

Anything by Staind.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> This game makes me want to collect some gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.

Hot Carl Monday

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Let's see:
1. Fourth quarter...check.
2. Close game...check.
3. Peyton Manning starts choking (interception)...check.

You really need these predictable things in life to keep from going completely insane.

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> I can only shout "run bitch run" at the tv for so long during runbacks before i start foaming at the mouth.

Emerald Nutters

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> The Bowling Green football logo would be ... well, you know.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> "he shows he can pick a hole" i can't write this shit

SonnyHooper

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> The logo for Madison Square Garden is a cartoon image of one Dolan anally raping you while the other steals all the money out of your wallet. But it would be comical and happy, since it's a cartoon.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Which song do you think would be more useful in terrorist interrogations?

John Mellencamp's 'This is our Country'? Or 'Liiiife is an open road, to me' By Bryan Adams?

I say 'Life is an open road'. Forget water boarding. Just play that song in a continuous loop, and you'd get people to confess to anything!

blackaces

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> The logo for the Buccaneers is a football deflated with an X through it.

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Sanders: The little white fluffy rabbit from Month Python.


"he's got big teeth"

Emerald Nutters

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Tonight, on The Batchelor: Madden, Peyton and Tom will compete for the right to be John Madden's second love, when he's not having fantasies about Brett.

UNC_Samurai

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> UNC Samurai said: Madden has a point?

Not in over 25 years.

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> is the logo for conseco fieldhouse stephan jackson's .45 with bullets shooting out?

SonnyHooper

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> "If you had to put a name on this third quarter..."

You know what I'd name it? I'd call it...oh..how 'bout the "third quarter!" You know, because is the third of four quarters, right after the second and just prior to the fourth. Retard.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Critic - Madden has a point?

UNC_Samurai

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> I'm pretty sure the symbol for Gillette Stadium should be a picture of me bleeding like a stuck pig.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> bob sanders: "when he comes he really comes." those two in a row, time to suspend madden.

SonnyHooper

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]>
"when he comes, he really comes"

quote of the night?

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Re: the symbol...

According to the Patriots website: "...that's the logo for Gillette Stadium. It's a reproduction of the lighthouse at the stadium with rays of light shooting out the top."

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> madden just said wham about 50 times in a minute and i still have no clue what that means.

Snooginz

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> "brock got whamm-ed but still got a lot of penetration"----nice

SonnyHooper

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> I suspect Belichick lives like Kirk van Houten. By that I mean he sleeps in a race car.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Those ARE the patriots

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> can somebody tell me what those weird things are on the patriots field? the grey and yellow symbols?

we're having a debate over here, and being west coasters we simply have no idea.

T-dawg

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> I think that Belichick's bright red hoodie is his way of saying that he's thinking of a special lady. Or three.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> ok i wrote that in the heat of the moment, you know when they went to commerical then came back to show the extra point. it was a catch. now i'll complain he pushed off. not cause he did but because i need something to yell at the tv so my roomate so my roomate thinks i'm crazy and continues to fear me.

SonnyHooper

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> How about those undefeated Bears....nevermind.

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> $50 says the Belichick kid picks his nose...

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> ok i wrote that in the heat of the moment-now i'll just complain he pushed off. i need to yell something at the tv or my roomate won't think i'm crazy and continue to fear me.

SonnyHooper

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Why does a member of the Indy secondary have the handwarmer on during a 28F night while also wearing gloves?

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Sonny,
I love the Pats more than I love ice cream (which, as a diabetic, is sadly a lot), but Harrison made that catch.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> SonnyHopper - Because it was clearly a great catch?

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Sorry Sonny, but Jan Michael Vincent says Harrison's stunt double got both feet in.

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Bag away, Lieutenant.

Wow, who gave Marvin Harrison a 'tude?

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> How many touchdowns does Corey Dillon have? Cuz I need, like, six.

Dr. Spaceman, Esq.

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> how do you not challenge that??????

SonnyHooper

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> that was not a catch fuck these ref's

SonnyHooper

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Dear John Madden,

I have hated Peyton Manning since he whined about not winning the Heisman in 1997. Nothing you say tonight will change my mind about this. Except if maybe, Peyton cured cancer. But that's about it. Please do shut up.

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> "He [Manning] is the best player"...except for in January. Then he folds like a map.

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> btw suss, was hoping to run into you on here.

after saturday night, i was wondering where i might find me one of those brown paper bags

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> John Madden's thoughts are like Wall Street Journal stock tips. By the time it hits both of them, it's common knowledge and useless.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> the only way to describe that tripping-over-my-own-feet-sack is "elegant"

Dread

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Madden never has a point that wasn't made already by someone here.

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> we just found out peyton looked like a pussy at 11, looked like a pussy at 18 and looks like one now.

SonnyHooper

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> dunk contests are bourgeoisie

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> I hate to echo Madden, but he's got a point...why are the Patriots not just running it right at the Colts? I think Belichick may pull a Tony LaRussa and end up outsmarting himself.

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Suss: Golden anniversary, Child, Globe, Shower?

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Doesn't it seem this condition should be called Bledsoekinesia instead?

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> In that case, after that golden fumble recovery Raheem Brock deserves a golden ______.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Get Him a Body Bag - You're my new hero.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Favre is a special case. Choke him with dung beetles.

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Someone needs to make a YouTube compilation of all the times Peyton has been sacked so I can masturbate to it.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Critic, in the same vein, how would you deal with Brett Favre?

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> I liked Corey Dillon more when he went by the name "Farooq" and was running the Nation of Domination.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Why doesn't it suprise me that Madden said, "I've got a two-fer I'm workin' on?"

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Speaking of animal rights I can't believe hunters shoot their dogs when they can't hunt anymore. That's just not right. I prefer to break the dogs neck...much more humane.

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Why can't we use this zoom technology for Oscar red carpet ceremonies? It seems a natural fit.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Maybe the animal rights activists are at your house, freeing your dog from another session of "find the peanut butter in my pants." Try to keep your politics a little closer to the vest, jackass.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Body Bag, seeing Borat was the closest thing I've had to a religious experience since that time I almost had sex.

Harry Pelotas

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Hey Suss--

Where's Raheem Brock from? That's right, your favorite school of all time, Temple.

Harry Pelotas

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Nell Carter, Jimmy Carter - I get them mixed up.

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Al with a sarcastic shout out to PETA.

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Nell Carter is a saint!
Do you hear me, Critic?!
Nell Carter is a saint!

A Magician Named GOB

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Jesus, that lobster has hands like Brady's receivers...

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> I withdraw the Nell Carter comment.

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Nell Carter had more talent in one roll of fat than you'll ever have, Critic.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Where's Vanderjagt when you need him?
Seriously, where is he?
Is he still in the NFL?

A Magician Named GOB

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Critic,

My support for you is wavering.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Holy shit, Mr. Perfect just choked.

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Nell Carter was a fat ho.

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> The Mellencamp factor is almost eliminated, apparently, in favor of a REAL AMERICAN, Toby Keith. In the words of the late, great Nell Carter, gimme a break.

Jason Baldwin

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Those new NFL officials' uniforms are not doing any favors to our nation's portly lawyers. It looks like the referee tucked his windbreaker into his pants before wandering out of the retirement home.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> PQ...be sure to take it by the Chevy dealership and tell 'em why you went with Ford.

Tuffy...the freaky thing is that every time I hear the theme, I keep looking up to see if the Olympics are on.

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Critic, i hate you for making me laugh.

A Magician Named GOB

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> peyton manning's command of the kenny chesney is outstanding.

Wolf Blitzer

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Good work GM, I'm buying a Ford just to shut up Mellencamp.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> A Magician Named GOB:

That theory is a little shaky.

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> In the interest of offering different kinds of feedback, I simply love the SNF theme song. John Williams can still bring it; plus, he's only three years older than Morten Andersen.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Peter King has a dream.... that one day his penis will grace Tom Brady's mouth.

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Has anyone ever seen Michael J. Fox and Bob Costas in the same room together?
Conspiracy Theorists unite!
PS: Please refrain from any parkinson jokes.
Leave that to the professionals like Rush Limbaugh.

A Magician Named GOB

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Hey, here's a great idea for a Super Bowl commercial: It starts with John Mellencamp...

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> single-ply toilet paper is more effective than Peter King

Wolf Blitzer

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Vince Wilfork shits piles taller than little Costas boy.

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Er, Lieutenant, not Unsilent

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Bob Costas, you smug little bastard.

A Magician Named GOB

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Unsilent, Brady wasn't picked, that's just a silly Midwestern myth. It was in actuality missed a pass interference call.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Did I just see Ocho Cinco crying?

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Why don't the Patriots just run the ball?

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Since when is throwing two 1st half INTs considered efficient?

A Magician Named GOB

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Shelley Winters looks like a colt, even six feet under.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Do Costas and Michaels have pet names for each other or did I sit on the remote and pick up the introductions to a lucha libre bout?

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> respeck

Goulet

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Shelly Winters must have the Colts and the under.

A Magician Named GOB

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Goulet: Fellatiate sounds better, and I need the sound on so that I can the Pats' fans make asses of themselves by booing Vinatieri.

Anyone else see the guy from the Pats grab his balls while he was on the ground?

kaspar

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> holy jesus. did the dreamboat just get picked?

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> ...aaaand they just flopped backwards, dead.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> "Freeney does not have a full sack"

Hmmmmmmmm....

Philistine

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Four children just sat up in the intensive care unit of Children's Hospital Boston, fully cured.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> UM, congrats on your 'Skins today. Just before the Cowboys were lining up for their soon-to-be-blocked FG, I was thinking "oh shit, if he makes this, there's gonna be another DC sniper, and we're all actually gonna know who it is."

So, um, I'm glad your team won, saving scores of innocent lives everywhere.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> I'm joining in on the shits and giggles that is this post rather late... but did al michaels just insinuate that the yellow line is going bye-bye and replaced by laser technology? Lasers??? SPACE BITCHES, SPACE. brady first down

Wolf Blitzer

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Tuffy...what we need here is some sharks with frickin' laser beams.

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> God help me, I keep thinking Al Michaels is referring to Edgar Winter. Is that too much to hope for?

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Hey, the sooner the ref signals first down, the sooner he gets his autograph.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> You know what would improve football?

Laaaaaaaasers.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Just be glad it wasn't Madden making the comparison.

"It's like, er, it's like, er, it's like Ronald McDonald and the Burger King wrestling a bear. Boy, I love hamburgers."

Jason Baldwin

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> just to be a douchebag- it's "fellate"...and how can you actually watch with the sound on?

Goulet

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> I thought it was "Drink Schlitz! Drink Schlitz!". Bunch of drunks.

kaspar

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Van Gogh and Michelangelo in a paint-off? WTF, Al Michaels?

Oh, and as a service to the Deadspinner community, you should know that next week's episode of the Amazing Race will feature blonde busty beauty queens getting muddy. Should be good times.

Bort

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> suss, i could swear it was bolshevik

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Patriots fans don't like that illegal contact penalty. They seem to be yelling "pulpit! pulpit! pulpit!" What an odd thing to chant.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> I'd be angry at Nissan for ruining Black Sabbath, but Sharon Osbourne already did that.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Maybe Dodge will weigh in with Hootie and the Blowfish (or maybe Insane Clown Posse) and we can just have a Deadspin Jonestown event.

Philistine

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Apparently Nissan is using Black Sabbath to counter Chevy's Mellencamp. Oddly enough, my ears have begun bleeding.

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> I'm thinking that we need a poll at the end of the game to see which QB Madden verbally fellatiates more. Having heard him say that both coaches "have the best quarterback in the game", I think it's a dead heat at the moment.

kaspar

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> I'm suddenly glad I took the over.

Also, did anyone else see Borat this weekend? I've never laughed so hard in my life.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Nice, I didn't realize that they were liveblogging this game. Go Pats!

And may I just note that not all of us Pats fans are like the soon-to-be supermike3, Simmons, Shaughnessy, Ben Affleck, Bob Ryan...wow, I suddenly feel the need to throw up.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> They never talk about Ricky Manning-it's like he's the forgotten son of Archie.

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> God,,,now we have Dennis Hopper doing financial services commercials.

The end is truly near.

Philistine

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> What WE lacks in John Cougar, it makes up for in feminine hygiene paraphernalia.

Or so I'm told.

Philistine

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> *know

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> After the Steeler loss I was so mad at the football gods today, I put my bike on the trailer and had to spin myself silly watching an hour of bridal shows on "WE". (Just because I couldn't face an the first quarter of any game.)

You no what the WE network lacks, and therefore is better than anything else on TV? JOHN COUGAR COMMERICIALS!

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> OBVIOUSLY I FUCKED UP LIKE SAS.


Fuck Dallas

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> why does fuck dallas link to microsoft? and that was the greatest loss in football history. fuck you parcells and bledsoe.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> A Magician Named GOB - Sorry. I didn't think about your fantasy team. Now I will root for a 7-7 tie.

Roy Hobbs - Those are all good rules for the Steelers-Deadspinner support network. Maybe we should think about adding something about having an additional remote around, since that is what I tend to break in anger. Also, we extra throw pillows for beating the couch to release some anger.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> UM, am i missing something on that link?

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Hey, a new Manning commercial. I guess it could be worse, if it was another old one.

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> All I have to say is...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Fuck Dallas

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Hey, that newspaper delivery kid in the commercial throws just like Manning in January!

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> I was listening to this game on the radio and Dan Dierdorf [greatest last name in pro sports history] yelled out 'Manishevitz!' on Harrison's TD.

I think that goes down as the weirdest exclamation ever by a color man. Seriously, how can that in any way connect to the game at hand. Has Harrison converted a-la Rod Carew?

crvilla

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Larry Bird Flu says:

Jesus, Belicheck looks like my grandmother on a windy day.

Wow...your gramma's hottt.

Philistine

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> I'll never buy a chevy if they play that fucking Mellencamp commerical again....so I'm not going to buy a chevy.

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Jesus, Belicheck looks like my grandmother on a windy day.

Larry Bird Flu

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Run it right down their throat...

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> i'm wasted but the bills and sabres both won today so i just wanna say:

there's one thing about tom brady, he loves the cock. that's right, he's gay.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> That Mellemcamp commercial is one of the most offensive things I've seen in my lifetime. Showing flooded New Orleans (and Ground Zero) to sell your fucking trucks? 100,000 homes were destroyed in Katrina you fuckers. Jesus fucking Christ -- trivializing the worst natural disaster in U.S. history to sell Silverados? Fuck you GM. You're a piece of shit company.

Lee

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Philistine...why build a quality product that people actually want to buy when you can just attempt to brainwash them into buying your already existing crappy product?

Pretty soon I'm sure we'll be seeing Dawn of the Dead-style zombies marching into Chevy dealerships.

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Well, fucking General Motors is going to go bust from this media buy anyway. How much does it cost to run a commercial on network TV all weekend every weekend?

More Marketing geniuses at work.

Philistine

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Sorry folks, the bitterness against trucks comes from living here in the truck belt (Mid-South).

By the way...I don't know about the rest of you, but here in the truck belt the Mellencamp commercial has played at every break. We're up to at least 8 times already.

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> StarterWife, I'm starting up the Seattle chapter of the Deadspin Steelers Support Group. Any ideas about proposed rules? I'm thinking that the first commandment will be something like "start drinking heavily, and do a shot after every turnover".

The second rule will be that my HDTV must be protected bubble-wrap no later than 30 minutes before each game.

I'm also taking bets on our draft position next year - I'm figuring 11th or 12th.

Goddammit Mellencamp. Shut the fuck up already!

Roy Hobbs

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> As I watched Manning toss that TD...for some reason it really hit me just how meaningless this is. Come the playoffs he'll just gag again. It's his fucking destiny.

I'll bet $20 he's already got tee times set in January.

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Manning to Harrison - that's happened before.

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> yeah but fennel, if we are going to abandon economic protectionism and force detroit to make a car that gets better than 6 miles to the gallon, then the terrorists have won.

get with the program.

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Thanks, Guys.

Nothing says championship football like a lighthouse in a town that's oh, about 40 miles from the nearest salt water.

Philistine

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> A-fennel-wreath-and-paper-pants...:

+1

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> too late to get the wagers in?

i am going w/ 19

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> That's 2 Mellencamps, for those of you keeping score.

Please, no wagering.

Jason Baldwin

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Hey, did you guys know that the best way to exercise your freedom is to buy a poorly built gas-guzzling piece of shit? Voting is for suckers...buying Detroit is where it's at.

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> oh my god mellencamp!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

supermike3

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Scramblin' Mannin'

Philistine

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Phil- those are lighthouses, obviously! because Foxborough is near the ocean...

or, it's in a state that has a coastline.

supermike3

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Philistine - it's the lighthouse that's at the open end of the stadium.

major disaster

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Somebody please tell me what those things drawn on the field are. This has haunted me for years.

Chucktastic

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> why?

supermike3

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Brady throws a pick...time for six commercials

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> What the hell are those drawings on the field (outside the hash at about the 40's) with the yellow flames shooting out of them?

Philistine

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Winslow - Yeah I'd probably tap her too but I'd have to be a little drunk.

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> The "wham" play diagram reminds me a little too much of the "double bubble" from the Miami-Pittsburg game when Madden drew a cock-and-balls on the telestrator.

UNC_Samurai

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Colts are giving up 5.4 yards a carry. I know that because it's ben said 27 times.

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Rookie of the year

supermike3

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> critic,

pink? yes. i'd f*&k her like i was trying to win something.

also. yet again, need gabriel, watson and maroney to get in the endzone to pull off the 11th hr comeback.

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Royalssuck: When he coached they rode horses to the stadium.

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Madden apparently forgetting that Brady is a pretty good passer as he heartily endorses bringing the safety up to get 8 in the box.

It's hard to believe this asshat was once a coach.

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Barack Obama instead of football?

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> I wanted to watch this game, but NO...I gotta go see Barak Obama or somebody....I hate democracy, John Mellencamp.

Royalssuck

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Baldwin, you're killing.

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> I think it went something like this:

NBC Marketing Guy: "WWJJD?" What's that?
NBC Marketing Woman: "What Would Joan Jett Do?"
NBC Marketing Guy: She'd have another beer and rock like fuck. Think she'd do the theme song for Sunday Night Football?
NBC Marketing Woman: She's too edgy. We need somebody who's a bigger cartoon than John Madden.
NBC Marketing Guy: I know! How about that chick that's not Gwen Stefani?
NBC Marketing Woman: You mean Pink?
NBC Marketing Guy: Yeah!

(high fives)

Jason Baldwin

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Reche Caldwell=Bright Eyes

Sandy Magic Jackson

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Smoking hot?

Yeesh. That's some 100% Pure Ugly Skank right there.

Vazelas13

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Winslow: You'd marry that?

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Philistine...it was Pink or Mellencamp. Mellencamp was otherwise engaged.

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> i for one happen to have a soft spot for smoking hot trailer trash, so i would appreciate if you would all stop talking about the future ex-mrs. lt. winslow like that

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> this is our countryyyyyyy

soozycue

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Saxist: I'm going to make 10 posts in 10 minutes. You keep count because you obviously have nothing else to do-being a Buc's fan and all.

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> maybe i'm thinking of someone else. if so, sorry.

GO PATS!!!!!!!!!

supermike3

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> I'm dying to know who from the NBC Marketing Department raised his hand at a meeting and said, "Hey...how about we have Pink sing the intro to the show? She's perfect for the NFL demographic."

Philistine

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Supermike: Right wing? Not handsome? Dude-put the glue down.

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> I forgot about Pink's SNF theme song. I'd listen to the Mellencamp song 24/7 for a year if I never had to hear that again.

Jason Baldwin

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Yeah, but you both make 5 posts in 20 minutes when no one's really talking to you.

And this game will be a snoozer. Wake me up when it's the playoffs. I like watching Peyton choke like--oh hell, nevermind.

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> hey, you boys stop talking about my lady like that.

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Alright, that's enough. Someone either kill Pink or me. I can't exist on the same planet as her. Just knowing she's breathing makes my skin crawl.

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> I hate Pink. She's a skank. Did she go to FSU?

Critic

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> ohmyfuckingod pink shut up

supermike3

]]> <![CDATA[Cut. That. Meat.]]> Critic IS like me! We agree on the only matchup that matters..

supermike3</