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Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

Royalssuck — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 14:30:38 EST

Did Kobe have plastic surgery on his nostrils?

Royalssuck

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

Discombobulatingly Devastating — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 14:15:50 EST

Kobe has admitted the elbowing happened, but claims it was a consensual act. He's also bought his wife a new ring.

Discombobulatingly Devastating

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

soozycue — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 14:14:29 EST

zach randolph thinks he's gangstuh.

soozycue

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

KOGOD — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 14:05:01 EST

Dammit Will! It wasn't in Aspen it was in Eagle which is right next to Vail and Beaver Creek.

KOGOD

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

SonnyHooper — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 14:04:22 EST

umm i think this zach randolph rape charge might be worse:

http://edit.blogs.oregonlive.com/uploads/279873-randolph.p...

SonnyHooper

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

TastesLikeBurning — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:48:45 EST

Next week, Alex Balk will be a guest columnist and will write a story about how great Tom Brady and the Patriots are.

TastesLikeBurning

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

44 in a Row — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:37:51 EST

ESPN wants a book deal too, it seems.

44 in a Row

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

Duketime — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:37:19 EST

Ah, Litigation Nation.

Geeslin's atty. also advised him to sue for burns on his thighs, being fat, having lung cancer, and sexual assault because, you know, just in case.

Duketime

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

AwfulAnnouncing — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:34:41 EST

Deadspin is ESPN?....ESPN is Deadspin? Oh my god.......

AwfulAnnouncing

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

DD4Life — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:32:59 EST

I can only imagine what Geeslin was doing to distract Kobe from a competetive game like...oh wait.

DD4Life

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

Tuffy — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:29:42 EST

Everyone knows the Geeslin is the natural enemy of the Mamba.

Tuffy

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

BetterRefuelTheJetpacks — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:22:01 EST

Did anyone notice that ESPN.com has turned into Deadspin today? There's an article on the Dead Schembechlers on the main page and a news story about Leon Washington's trading card "salute." It's only a matter of time until Holly Mangold gets her own Jen Sterger-esque column.

BetterRefuelTheJetpacks

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

supermike3 — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:18:35 EST

Sucks Mr. Geeslin lost his earrings...

supermike3

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

Tar Heel Fan — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:16:11 EST

I saw Pat Forde on ESPN last night saying Bob Knight should be suspended one game, rest assure he and Will are two different people.

Tar Heel Fan

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

Sheepblog — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:14:29 EST

Did, did you say Geeslin?

Geeslin?

THAT GUY OWES ME MONEY!

Sheepblog

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

TastesLikeBurning — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:12:21 EST

Speaking of ESPN.com, Jemele Hill may have usurped Simmons' place as the worst Page 2 columnist. This first impression is worse than Leon Washington's.

TastesLikeBurning

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

Philistine — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:11:50 EST

March, dumbass.

Philistine

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

Philistine — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:06:56 EST

Check out ESPN.com's main page.

You talking about the Dead Schembechlers or the fact that Lunardi has already seeded the 65 teams for Marck 'effing Madness?

Philistine

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

PQ Crash — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:06:55 EST

Elbowing is not Kobe's M.O., he prefers choking his victims.

PQ Crash

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

A Magician Named GOB — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:06:23 EST

Has anyone ever seen Pat Forde and Will Leitch in the same room together?

A Magician Named GOB

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

WFNYScott — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:06:15 EST

Memphis Grizzlies fan

Hahahahahaha

WFNYScott

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

Lance's Other Nut — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:05:43 EST

"I believe we're 102-0 against the Wolverines," Biafra insisted. "If you go back and check the lying, liberal Wolverine media, they'll make you believe they won many of the games."

tOSU Education: Either you become a hapless punk in a band (notice, not a hapless loser in a punk band) or you move to Berea and splatter man-spunk all over the keyboards of the public library.

Lance's Other Nut

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

AwfulAnnouncing — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:04:55 EST

Umm Will....go to ESPN.com. I think ESPN is watching the underground.

AwfulAnnouncing

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

A Magician Named GOB — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:04:21 EST

Curse you, Pat Forde!

A Magician Named GOB

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

defend-her — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:04:00 EST

Saxist I saw that too.... surely there HAS TO be something better to put on there than a random band...

Underground my ass.

defend-her

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

Kid Canada — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:03:23 EST

Kobe should send Jack Nicholson after this guy with a golf club.

Kid Canada

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

goathair — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:03:07 EST

That's 75,000 double cheeseburgers

Before tax.

goathair

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

Dweeze — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:02:33 EST

Unless the lawyer wants his share in apple pies.

Dweeze

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

Christmas Ape — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:00:50 EST

The lawyer gets 10,000 of them LancesOtherNut.

Christmas Ape

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:00:26 EST

Apropos of nothing (Yeah, I said it) -- Check out ESPN.com's main page.

Underground, eh?

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

Vizzini — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 13:00:08 EST

The Deadspin Law Firm LLP declined to take the case on account of the sheer lameness of it all.

Vizzini

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

A Magician Named GOB — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:59:59 EST

Mr. Geeslin, show me on this dol--Action Figure, where Mr. Bryant touched you.

A Magician Named GOB

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

Lance's Other Nut — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:58:51 EST

That's 75,000 double cheeseburgers

Lance's Other Nut

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

Sh!tShow — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:58:38 EST

The only reason Mamba doesn't knock you out is that he doesn't feel like carrying you.

Sh!tShow

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

Raskolnikov — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:58:29 EST

Shaq would buy this guy a car to shut him up.

Raskolnikov

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

freetz — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:58:25 EST

Geeslin? Kobe'd hit that in the pooper, too.

freetz

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:58:09 EST

Geeslin apparently was hunting little Mexican girls, prompting Kobe to elbow him.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

Royalssuck — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:56:48 EST

I think the plantiff (is that the word?) wanted 75,000 or tix to tOSU-Michigan...

Royalssuck

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

suburbancommando — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:56:43 EST

At least someone remembered to put a body on Geeslin.

suburbancommando

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

Jen P — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:54:53 EST

"Extreme and outrageous" seems to have a different meaning in Memphis than in, say, the rest of the entire world.

Jen P

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

DongerArd — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:54:50 EST

Did you see how that guy was dressed? He was asking for it...

DongerArd

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

Dweeze — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:54:43 EST

Not to nitpick, but this was a year ago according to the article.

The big problem was, right after this happened, Mr. Geeslin was called for fouling Dwyane wade.

Dweeze

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

44 in a Row — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:54:28 EST

Defendant seeks $75,000, or, in the alternative, dinner at Boston Market.

44 in a Row

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

Glassman — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:53:54 EST

Mambas don't have any balls either.

Glassman

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

Philistine — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:52:53 EST

Erm, what part of Mr. Geeslin's body was 'violently struck' and is he sure it was an elbow?

Because we could see a pattern developing....

Philistine

Kobe Bryant's Slightly More Frivolous Lawsuit

Christmas Ape — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:52:10 EST

Mambas don't have elbows. Try to argue your way around that.

Christmas Ape