Deadspin SHOTY Tournament: Harold Reynolds Vs. Ned - Deadspin Comments

Deadspin SHOTY Tournament: Harold Reynolds Vs. Ned

gmschmidty — Tue, 21 Nov 2006 15:26:01 EST

Andie-

See Soozy's comment above.

gmschmidty

Deadspin SHOTY Tournament: Harold Reynolds Vs. Ned

Dweeze — Tue, 21 Nov 2006 14:45:55 EST

Two. Soozycue has offered cleavage for Harold.

Cleavage For Harold, by the way, would be a great after school special.

Dweeze

Deadspin SHOTY Tournament: Harold Reynolds Vs. Ned

Lady Andrea — Tue, 21 Nov 2006 12:58:19 EST

It's "chick," singular. Only one chick has promised anything of the sort.

Lady Andrea

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gmschmidty — Tue, 21 Nov 2006 08:25:40 EST

since apparently this is working for the chicks on this site, here goes: I will show the voters my Yam Bag if Ned wins.

gmschmidty

Deadspin SHOTY Tournament: Harold Reynolds Vs. Ned

gmschmidty — Tue, 21 Nov 2006 08:00:50 EST

I don't think I can express in any language my level of disappointment at the deadspin voters, here. We are going to vote for an actual sports figure, baseball analyst who hugged an intern, over some random FIU football player, who became a hero to a generation for his valiant charge to battle (and apparent inability to properly size his crutches?!) I, for one, am disgusted.

gmschmidty

Deadspin SHOTY Tournament: Harold Reynolds Vs. Ned

Kid Canada — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 23:21:13 EST

Ned is Dead.

Kid Canada

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Royalssuck — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 20:13:14 EST

I cannot believe the female vote here. Cannot believe it.

Has to be the female vote going for a pretty boy like Reynolds v. a real American fighting hero like Ned.

Where is Katherine Harris when you need her?

Royalssuck

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Lady Andrea — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 19:45:53 EST

Yeah, I try to do everything with my own personal flair. Purple suits in law school, rocking out the karaoke, having 5 or 6 stalkers instead of such a pedestrian number as 1.

Lady Andrea

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Tuffy — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 19:34:13 EST

Andie, it's better than playing Jodie Foster to someone else's Hinckley.

Tuffy

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JB* — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 19:33:24 EST

Doin' it with style, Andie - may as well go for the style points if you're going to get a stalker.

JB*

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Lady Andrea — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 19:30:36 EST

Well, 5 or 6 stalkers is cool too. I've never really had one before, so yay for me!

Lady Andrea

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JB* — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 19:20:42 EST

as much as Ned has captured my heart and mind, it is Harold Internhuggin' Reynolds.

Run, Rob, run!

JB*

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cecil_espy — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 19:14:36 EST

Igor Olshansky is lucky Ned wasn't at Invesco last night.

You can't really lose with this match-up; as much as Ned has captured my heart and mind, it is Harold Internhuggin' Reynolds.

cecil_espy

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JB* — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 19:07:53 EST

Andie -

Clearly, it is five or six Robert DeNiros...

JB*

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Lady Andrea — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 18:44:57 EST

I'm starting to think maybe I have a Taxi Driver style stalker. I express my dismay about Harold Reynolds and Joe Mikulik not winning and suddenly *POOF* they take commanding leads. Clearly, I am playing Jodie Foster to somebody's deranged Robert DeNiro

Lady Andrea

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chilltown — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 18:08:18 EST

wtf happened to ben-mikulik? i cry foul! (by the way, i care about SHOTY infinitely more than i care about the real election, at least in NJ)

chilltown

Deadspin SHOTY Tournament: Harold Reynolds Vs. Ned

algiers4 — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 17:59:02 EST

how is Ned losing? c'mon people. i have him to win it all in my office pool.

algiers4

Deadspin SHOTY Tournament: Harold Reynolds Vs. Ned

Thrillhouse — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 17:51:29 EST

Hens love roosters,
Geese love ganders,
Everyone else loves NED....NED!

Thrillhouse

Deadspin SHOTY Tournament: Harold Reynolds Vs. Ned

soozycue — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 17:50:18 EST

Hellz yeah Harold.

soozycue

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Tuffy — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 17:45:36 EST

Stuffing instead of potatoes? Honey, I love you!

Tuffy

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Dread — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 17:35:18 EST

I guess the early voters were from the elderly and the infirm, who would likely sympathize more with the feisty dude on crutches to the guy who eats the high sodium foods at Boston Market.

Jeezus, 5000+ votes. How many people visit this site?

Dread

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Pete Gaines — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 17:27:05 EST

What's more lame...stuffing the ballot box on a silly internet poll, or caring that someone stuffed the ballot box on a silly internet poll?

Pete Gaines

Deadspin SHOTY Tournament: Harold Reynolds Vs. Ned

Jojosh_the_Pi — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 17:15:30 EST

So are the comments like the exit polls for the 2004 election? Ned's winning in the comments, but getting smoked in the race.

Unfortunately, counter-offering my cleavage to vote for Ned probably won't help him out.

Jojosh_the_Pi

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TheStarterWife — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 17:08:11 EST

(Actually, I make the StarterBF joke, but he honestly does not care and thinks its funny.)

TheStarterWife

Deadspin SHOTY Tournament: Harold Reynolds Vs. Ned

Dr. Michael Mancini — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 17:06:06 EST

Congratulations! Your vote in Roethlisberger v. Mikulik won't count, because someone voted for Joe M. 1,000 times today, ruining an epic battle. Well, as epic as a goofy internet sports poll can be.

Dr. Michael Mancini

Deadspin SHOTY Tournament: Harold Reynolds Vs. Ned

Glassman — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 17:05:50 EST

Andie--I think the starter boyfriend is making some noise.

Glassman

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Philistine — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 17:03:22 EST

This really should be no contest.

Ned is just a player. HR is a PLAYA, yo.

Philistine

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Probity and Sport — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 17:00:16 EST

Brad - I agree.

Will, please call HR into your office. I think he's made an undisclosed violation of his agreement with the Underground. You're gonna hafta terminate him.

PS - there's no shortage of lawyers on this thread that will represent you in the resulting suit.

Probity and Sport

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Brad_Lee — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 16:45:51 EST

Someone is stuffing the ballot box.

Brad_Lee

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BigRicks — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 16:37:16 EST

HR = More Jokes, plain and simple. He made the top stories, and he's suing the WWL. Game over.

BigRicks

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Lady Andrea — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 16:31:50 EST

Have you guys seen the Mikulik votes? Sometime this afternoon he took the lead by 600 votes. Crazy. And YAY, cause I think Roethlisberger's a schmuck.

Lady Andrea

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combat chuck — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 16:30:02 EST

I go away for a couple hours thinking Ned's got this wrapped up, and now HR's getting all hot and heavy. Come on, Ned! You're my hero! Grab those crutches and fight for your spot in he SHOTY finals!

combat chuck

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Kung Fu Cantona — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 16:25:05 EST

here comes HR down the backstretch

Kung Fu Cantona

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Probity and Sport — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 16:21:43 EST

Wow... serious comeback by HR in the works...

Probity and Sport

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Wilf — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 16:03:43 EST

Ned has to prevail. Unless, of course, there's a photo out there of Harold Reynolds doin' his thing in jorts.

Wilf

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Homer — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 15:54:04 EST

If you don't vote for Ned then the terrorists have already won

Homer

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Probity and Sport — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 15:42:45 EST

soozy,

You'd definitely get my vote if you could promise an HR-style victory hug.

... or, ya know, I'd take a complimentary meal at Boston Market.

Probity and Sport

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Boston_Rob — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 15:39:49 EST

Hey - does anyone have the vidoe of the fight. How can I vote for NED if I can't review his actions.

The clip is dead.

Boston_Rob

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Will Leitch — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 15:32:45 EST

All polls at the end of the first round, which is, uh ... OK, I don't have my calendar in front of me. Next week, perhaps.

Oh, yeah, and Suss: Orton was 2005.

Will Leitch

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Dweeze — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 15:32:30 EST

a vote for Harold = soozycue cleavage

I retract my earlier comment; it's no longer a close call. Vote Harold!

Dweeze

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Lucy's Spunk — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 15:28:45 EST

Doh.

*ex-athlete/sports media personality*

Lucy's Spunk

Deadspin SHOTY Tournament: Harold Reynolds Vs. Ned

Lucy's Spunk — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 15:26:50 EST

An ex-athlete/sports personality embroiled in a sex scandal...yeah, that's never happened before. But how often do you see a guy on crutches bring on the mayhem? Ned should win this hobbling away.

Lucy's Spunk

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soozycue — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 15:21:22 EST

a vote for Harold = soozycue cleavage.

soozycue

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bayouboiler — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 15:14:43 EST

HR's had a down couple of years, but you don't just go into the SHOTY talkin' smack. You get your butt beat.

bayouboiler

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:58:12 EST

When do the Roethlisberger/Mikluk polls close btw? Or all the polls for that matter?

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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Drew Magary — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:56:46 EST

Harold inspired about 50,000 hysterical one-liners. He gets my hug.

Drew Magary

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Juice Box Hero — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:56:13 EST

Go Ned, Go! He'll hobble his way to the finals, he will.

Juice Box Hero

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:55:11 EST

if it gets me the SHOTY, i'll sue FESPN... anyone can do that

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

Deadspin SHOTY Tournament: Harold Reynolds Vs. Ned

Harry Pelotas — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:54:34 EST

What's with this matchup? More black on black democracy.

Harry Pelotas

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:52:40 EST

Honestly, both of these should be in the final four and it sucks theyre going against each other in the first round, but I voted for Ned, mainly because of the creativity he sparked, much like Barbaro with the poems. Besides, shamu is right, the HR stuff has, for the most part, yet to play out yet, so voting for HR is more speculative than anything.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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Glassman — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:52:22 EST

Yes UM, but where was ole' HR before the trip to Ass-Grab Markets?

At the campus of....

Glassman

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Bronson — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:52:12 EST

HR just got a bad draw. Ned should have been a 7 seed.

Bronson

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Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:50:11 EST

Oh man, I had this called a week out, HELL 2 DA YEYAH!!

Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan

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redsoxchick — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:50:01 EST

For whatever reasons I keep interpreting this as SUB Human of the Year not SPORTS Human (seriously)...so I keep voting for the wrong one.

redsoxchick

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shamu the whale — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:48:22 EST

Agreed. When the HR case gets us some juicy Bristol details then he can win. Until then, Ned.

shamu the whale

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:48:13 EST

Someone is back at it...

Dearest Barbaro, Please get well soon! Have a Happy Thanksgiving. I'm watching over you.
C. Monday, 51; Cleveland, OH, USA
posted on 2006-11-20 15:14:30

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

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Critic — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:47:22 EST

So Favre is uncertain and Rodgers is out for the year-the Packers third qb is ingle martin. The Packers need Ned.

Critic

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BigTenObsession — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:46:04 EST

so, this weekend my wife comes back from showing a house to an older couple, Janet and Ned. I immediately ask her, giggling of course, if the guy was on crutches and wearing jorts. She looked at me like was a lunatic.

BigTenObsession

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Metsterioso — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:46:03 EST

Ask not what Ned can do for you; ask what you can do for Ned.

Metsterioso

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KOGOD — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:46:02 EST

this is absolute bullshit and i won't stand for it. ned is crap!

HAROLD IS SUING ESP FUCKING N!!!

KOGOD

Deadspin SHOTY Tournament: Harold Reynolds Vs. Ned

Bronson — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:45:59 EST

More boobies?

Bronson

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Glassman — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:45:36 EST

While H.R. is waging war against the Fighting Schmucks at Bristol College (and should be commended for that), Ned just screams underground.

Deadspin, the underground wide leader!?!

Glassman

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Randall Tex Cobb — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:45:09 EST

If depositions are ever taken in the HR case, he'll be Wooden's UCLA teams.

It's just not his year though.

Randall Tex Cobb

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J. Henry Waugh — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:44:03 EST

Vote Ned. He will put his best foot forward for us!

J. Henry Waugh

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SA — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:43:29 EST

That picture alone is why I voted for Ned.

Deadspin SHOTY Tournament: Harold Reynolds Vs. Ned

Brad_Lee — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:41:39 EST

I think you should only vote for Ned if you know his first name AND how to pronounce it (sorry Lamar).

Brad_Lee

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Lady Andrea — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:41:38 EST

I can't believe that Ned is going to upset Harold Reynolds, but the freak-out of Mikulik won't upset lame Roethlisburger.

Lady Andrea

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Critic — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:41:20 EST

Harold will be in the news for the next year. Ned will be gone, off to some glue factory with Barbaro.

Critic

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:34:35 EST

I think you all are forgetting what Ned has done for this country

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

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MidwestCoastBias — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:33:30 EST

Ned turned his handicap into an asset, and Harold tried to turn his advantage into...well, allegedly, but you know. The choice is clear.

MidwestCoastBias

Deadspin SHOTY Tournament: Harold Reynolds Vs. Ned

TheStarterWife — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:33:18 EST

For the Boston Market jokes alone Harold should be winning!

TheStarterWife

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Charles — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:33:17 EST

Another Ned vote here. Ned's pulling a George Mason in this tourny.

Charles

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yamabushi — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:31:49 EST

Ned. Harold doesnt have a leg to stand on, wait, thats not right...

yamabushi

Deadspin SHOTY Tournament: Harold Reynolds Vs. Ned

Lady Andrea — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:30:00 EST

I can't believe a pervy sportscaster who is suing the WWL isn't winning.....that's gold right there.

Lady Andrea

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soozycue — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:29:36 EST

Heh. Timmaaaaay!

That is all.

soozycue

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Timmy — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:28:32 EST

This is like Syracuse vs. Iona in the first round of March Madness.

Go with Iona (aka Ned)

Timmy

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Probity and Sport — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:27:10 EST

If I'm goin into battle, I want Ned riding on the warhorse Barbaro at my back.

Probity and Sport

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Tuffy — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:25:49 EST

Brad_Lee, I assume Harold still has no chance against Barbaro since Barbaro will always have more legs.

Tuffy

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Dweeze — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:24:53 EST

Tough, tough choice. I voted Harold, but I can easily see the point of view of Ned voters.

Dweeze

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:23:41 EST

Seriously - this is all leading up to the Bum Leg Bowl - Ned vs. Barbaro - loser gets turned into glue

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

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Brad_Lee — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:23:31 EST

HR getting fired for a hug is why the terrorists hate us.

This puts it all in perspective. At least he got fired doing something he loved.

Brad_Lee

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:22:25 EST

If you don't vote for Ned, the terrorists win.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

Deadspin SHOTY Tournament: Harold Reynolds Vs. Ned

Brad_Lee — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:21:26 EST

And click Starterwife's blog. That's why you should vote for Ben.

Brad_Lee

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:21:06 EST

It's unfuckingbelievable

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

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Tuffy — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:20:29 EST

Be strong, Harold. Keep that ball hovering in mid-air. We're here for you.

Tuffy

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Brad_Lee — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:19:44 EST

Vote for Reynolds. His story has more legs than Ned.

Brad_Lee

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Brad_Lee — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:19:08 EST

Sir Hotbod: That's fucking bullshit.

Brad_Lee

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Dread — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:19:06 EST

The early results of this and Ben-Mikulik suggest the selection committee seeders spent a little too much time drinking tequilla straight out of a plastic bottle.

Dread

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Critic — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:18:59 EST

Ned gets the vote because he's a warrior. Harold has plenty of time to to win.

Critic

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:18:46 EST

Gunnar voted for Ned

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

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Denis Lemieux — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:17:29 EST

You win this round Stev D

Denis Lemieux

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Denis Lemieux — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:16:21 EST

Michael Richards says both these guys can go F themselves.

Ned says, "Don't tread on me"

vote Ned.

Denis Lemieux

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Speirs — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:16:04 EST

I totally would have voted for HR, if it weren't for the picture of Ned landing at Normandy. Greatest generation, indeed.

Speirs

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Biff Pocoroba — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:16:00 EST

Ned deserves "Best Photoshop Subject for 2006" but I had to give HR my vote for the SHOTY.

Who is this Barbaro that you speak of?

Biff Pocoroba

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Dread — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:15:55 EST

Doesn't matter.

Jay Mariotti will smoke the winner in the next round.

And if he doesn't, Jay's dad is going to kick some serious ass.

...

Is someone going to post a line on these guys so we can wager?

Dread

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BigTenObsession — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:14:52 EST

Remember kids - a vote for Ben is a vote for boobies!

BigTenObsession

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Stev D — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:14:42 EST

I hope Michael Richards has nothing to say about Harold or Ned.

Stev D

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badbabu — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:13:24 EST

I finally saw StarterWife's blog. For the love of mammaries, Vote Ben!

badbabu

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:12:29 EST

I voted for the Turd Sandwich

Let's get out the vote! Let's make our voices heard!
We've been given the right to choose between a douche and a turd.
It's democracy in action! Put your freedom to the test.
A big fat turd or a stupid douche. Which do you like best?

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

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Chief Wahoo — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:12:23 EST

How scary is it that I'm giving my vote much more time and consideration than I did for the last elections?

Chief Wahoo

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RBS — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:12:12 EST

I'm tempted to go with Ned, because I think that with the pending lawsuit, Harold's already looking like he might be a #1 or #2 seed next year....

RBS

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Tuffy — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:12:06 EST

Ramstone, Harold's lawyers have requested there be no such incentive. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Tuffy

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TheStarterWife — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:11:57 EST

I voted Harold, but that has nothing to do with why you should vote for Ben.

TheStarterWife

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Rozelle’s Bagman — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:11:08 EST

Any tits incentive for this matchup?

Rozelle’s Bagman

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Matt Sussman — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:10:41 EST

Never pick a 5 over a 12.

Maybe this has been mentioned before, but this is the Sportshuman of the year, right? And one of the entrants is .. ah, forget it.

(Still kinda shocked with the Orton omission.)

Matt Sussman

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Chet Lemon — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:10:24 EST

Harold vs. Ned? Black vs. Black? This SCREAMS of racialism.

Chet Lemon

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rock & rye — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:09:50 EST

Ned is a combat vet. A vote against him is a vote against America.

rock & rye

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soozycue — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:09:28 EST

...or sued the WWL?

soozycue

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Stev D — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:08:56 EST

Sabo, that's exactly why he got my vote

Stev D

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soozycue — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:08:36 EST

Yes, but has Ned inappropriately hugged an intern?

soozycue

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Shorty — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:08:14 EST

But Harold got on the board too! I still choose Ned, though

Shorty

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Christ Sabo — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:06:00 EST

Ned wins because of his great appearance on Barbaro's message board.

Christ Sabo

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 14:05:59 EST

first vote! yes!

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface