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In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

Trackback — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:58:06 EDT

Enrico emails me this tip from the beach, via the Los Angeles Times' coverage of UCLA wide receiver Brandon Breazell and his trials at the Bruins' pro-day workout: Watching from the sideline, along with a gathering of agents and other spectators, was former UCLA receiver Freddie Mitchell, a...

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In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

The Baumer — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 19:44:45 EST

FedEx stay away from Penn High School and Notre Dame

The Baumer

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

TwoMetre — Tue, 28 Nov 2006 21:28:08 EST

No mention of the Slot Machine's employment change on PTI today. Reali even claimed Fred Ex "hasn't has a job in a while." If that isn't a subliminal diss to the Underground, I don't know what is.

TwoMetre

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

Speed Ball — Tue, 28 Nov 2006 05:38:20 EST

The People's Champ! 4th and 26 kid.

Speed Ball

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

Royalssuck — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 17:47:05 EST

Freddie and Shawn Kemp (Elkhart) are double teaming some girl, some where.

Ugh!

Royalssuck

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

Jojosh_the_Pi — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 16:32:10 EST

Hmmm..."First Down Freddie" was it?

Jojosh_the_Pi

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

TwoMetre — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 15:53:30 EST

It has not been a proud November for UCLA, has it?

TwoMetre

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

GorgeForeman — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 15:33:30 EST

Looks like Beck is making his move over by the lockers.

GorgeForeman

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

Big Daddy Drew — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 15:22:40 EST

Is Mamula also teaching now?

Big Daddy Drew

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

viceroy — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 15:20:27 EST

Hey Freddie - TAG A FLAUTIST!

viceroy

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

BigTDog — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 15:06:59 EST

Is it just me or does Fred-Ex look like Bubbles from The Wire??

BigTDog

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

Ted Striker — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 15:05:39 EST

T.O. has said that Freddie shouldn't expect to get a text message expressing his sympathy.

Ted Striker

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

Elvis Stojko — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 15:04:58 EST

The kid looks like a young Robert Paulson from Fight Club.

Elvis Stojko

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

goathair — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:53:19 EST

Emo-tight shirt but Jon Kitna bangs.

I thought Kitna was bald.

goathair

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

Enrico — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:52:25 EST

Sarge,

It was the Frohawk, not the Halfro. Come on now.

Enrico

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

ltwinslow — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:51:20 EST

suddenly, marcus vick's post-nfl career is looking much brighter

ltwinslow

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

Clark Kent — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:48:42 EST

That kid is in high school? Is he on the 20 year program?

Clark Kent

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

Carson — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:48:39 EST

This should really be happening in Ohio, not Indiana.

Carson

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

Triple B — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:47:52 EST

isn't this somehow, someway, McNabb's fault?

Triple B

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

Sarge — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:47:13 EST

Man...one serious job and he cuts the Halfro. So not cool.

Sarge

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

Super King — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:46:51 EST

Oh...my...God.

Super King

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

Critic — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:44:25 EST

It make you tremble to think that Freddy could be teaching-or banging-your daughter or son.

Critic

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

Enrico — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:44:22 EST

Wait, for real?!?

Why wouldn't he just go play for the Soul? Just think, 4th and 26 would be more than half the field.

(I think arena football fields are 50 yards long, no?)

Enrico

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

Raskolnikov — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:43:54 EST

Emo-tight shirt but Jon Kitna bangs.

That should be the first sentence of Will's Wikipedia entry.

Raskolnikov

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

Unsilent Majority — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:43:45 EST

I've never been less surprised by anything in my entire life.

Unsilent Majority

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

Mike Honcho — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:43:34 EST

Supposedly the woman who was his kid's mother lives in town

Wow...7 words to describe a baby-mama. Is this the urban dictionary translation? If anyone actually goes there to look it up, could you check 'space docking' for me too?

Mike Honcho

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

Suss-- — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:43:05 EST

Check Portage, Anderson, Fremont, and ... ah, hell, Kalamazoo, just in case he got lost.

Suss--

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

balki — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:42:25 EST

let me post again i hate you deadspin

balki

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

balki — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:40:41 EST

Ad's on left... worlds colliding...

balki

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

ArkansasFred — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:40:03 EST

It's a sad day when Freddie Mitchell is the least embarrassing thing about Philadelphia sports.

ArkansasFred

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

balki — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:39:03 EST

Ad's on left, worlds colliding.

balki

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

badbabu — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:38:34 EST

Sexually repressed bassoon player would hit it.

badbabu

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

Squirrel Logic — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:35:05 EST

Hmmm....can't even complete a pass with high-school girls....poor Freddie....

Squirrel Logic

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

CliffX — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:34:15 EST

Let's just start all sorts of evil rumors about Freddie Mitchell, if only so we can get his attention.

I once heard him make anti-Semitic remarks to the cashier at a Denny's.

CliffX

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

Hit Bull Win Steak — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:33:53 EST

I assume Fred Ex wasnt there for career day?

Hit Bull Win Steak

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

preciousroy — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:31:56 EST

The women of Mishawaka High's Senior Class would like to thanks Freddie Mitchells' hands for being so great.

preciousroy

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

Ashy Larry — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:27:54 EST

my freshman year at Temple freddy would swing by one of the dorms weekly in a limo to pick up this smokin freshman chick........2 years later she OD'd on speedballs (didnt die)

Ashy Larry

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

SA — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:26:21 EST

And they say baby mamas are good for nothing.

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

dmac — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:20:55 EST

My senior year of college, one of my housemates calls me. "Yo, come to Smoke's, Freddie Mitchell's here."

Mitchell was indeed at the campus bar -- when he was still on the Eagles. After closing time, two random guys got into a fight outside and one managed to put the other one through Freddie Mitchell's windshield parked out front of the bar.

Mitchell returned the following night with Correll Buckhalter and Brian Westbrook.

dmac

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

Christmas Ape — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:18:45 EST

Emo-tight shirt but Jon Kitna bangs. This boy needs some counseling.

Christmas Ape

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

rsr26 — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:18:31 EST

Did Mark Chumura send in his resume yet?

rsr26

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

Jefferson DArcy — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:18:27 EST

Man...Perez Hilton is all over the place.

Jefferson DArcy

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

The Fan’s Attic — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:17:37 EST

This very well may be the greatest reader story ever. Particularly the reasons for his dismissal.

The Fan’s Attic

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

Big Daddy Drew — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:17:14 EST

Odds the class Freddie was teaching was woodshop: 1:3,000

Big Daddy Drew

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

StreakinTheQuad — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:17:01 EST

"them cornfed white chicks got back... schiiiit"

what exactly could he be teaching?? the public school system in america is dying a long cruel death.

StreakinTheQuad

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

Denis Lemieux — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:16:58 EST

Hey, who moved the ads to the left side of my screen? Move them back to the right side, this instant!

Denis Lemieux

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

Mmole — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:16:41 EST

That dude's asking for trouble wearing a Hollister shirt at arch rival MHS.

Mmole

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

Kid Canada - R.I.P. — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:12:27 EST

At least FredEx isn't wearing a Hollister shirt. You live in Indiana. You don't surf. Accept it.

Kid Canada - R.I.P.

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

Fearson — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:12:20 EST

Is he even qualified to be a sub? He wasn't in the NFL.

Fearson

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

Critic — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:12:16 EST

He's just keeping it real.

Critic

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

Carmen McFanzone — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:11:26 EST

A couple more of these and FredEx is a lock for an '07 Deadspin HOF nomination.

I would say an arrest of any kind would probably do it.

Carmen McFanzone

In Case You Were Wondering What Freddie Mitchell Has Been Up To Lately

DannyNoonan — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 14:10:08 EST

Does Fred-Ex thank his hands when giving underage girls The Shocker?

DannyNoonan