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Tiger_Tanaka — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:32:48 EST

Cheerleader girl gets me right here every time! You go cheerleader girl! And whatever the hell school you represent!

Tiger_Tanaka

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DamnSkippy — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 17:01:14 EST

Thank you BoSox Siobhan, I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

DamnSkippy

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RaoulDuke — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 16:43:30 EST

Can we get the cultural oddsmaker to predict which gawker employees have participated in a Magic: the Gathering game? I'm guessing it would be a close race between Will and the Jalopnik guys after Kotaku.

RaoulDuke

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T-dawg — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 16:29:35 EST

ghey.

and i'm a former english teacher who had kids hang out in his room during lunch so they had somewhere to play Magic and other dork-games.

T-dawg

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Puffer — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 16:21:31 EST

The Cheergirl should have been in the running for the SHOTY

Puffer

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kw — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 16:20:42 EST

#3 wasn't cheering...that was a SEIZURE!

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Rick Chandler — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 16:09:01 EST

I like you, Spaniard. I shall root for you.

Rick Chandler

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BoSox Siobhan — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 16:08:01 EST

I'm afraid I can't let you do that, DamnSkippy.

BoSox Siobhan

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Metschick — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 16:07:09 EST

loyal servant to the true emperor LaRussa

I'm loving this.

Metschick

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RaoulDuke — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 16:04:20 EST

I nominate Will as commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix legions, and loyal servant to the true emperor LaRussa.

RaoulDuke

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Metschick — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 16:01:19 EST

Hee, don't worry Rask, no offense, I was just making a lame inside joke (so inside that only I get it - I don't visit Fark).

And as to that simonsezsanta.com, type in "sex me". Hee.

Metschick

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Raskolnikov — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:59:46 EST

My bad... I shall banish myself to Mordor for the grave error.

Sorry metschick.

Raskolnikov

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DamnSkippy — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:50:43 EST

Hey Rick, nice Hal 9000 avatar!!!

DamnSkippy

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BowdenBowdenBowden — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:48:22 EST

Raskolnikov - Fark is "Duke Sucks" - and I think you just offended Metschick, who doesn't visit Fark.com

BowdenBowdenBowden

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DamnSkippy — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:48:19 EST

I think Will's more of the Viscount peerage.

DamnSkippy

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Rick Chandler — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:47:08 EST

It's getting very Renaissance Faire in here. Anyone seen my breeches?

Rick Chandler

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Metschick — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:46:49 EST

Fark much?

I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

Metschick

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Raskolnikov — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:41:22 EST

metschick:

Fark much?

Raskolnikov

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Metschick — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:38:18 EST

C'mon, Gawker hamster, you can do it! Post my comment!

Metschick

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Metschick — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:33:28 EST

I believe he should be a Duke (... although that may bring with it some negative connotation, huh?

Yeah, everytime I see Duke, I have to say "Fuck Duke." It's automatic at this point.

Metschick

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:30:11 EST

)

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:29:36 EST

You just said "Surely you have heard of you." Jeez, doesn't anyone read the King James Version anymore?

How do you know that wasn't what I was asking? Ok, you're right, it wasn't.

Okay, you know now we have to totally give Will a title, right?

I believe he should be a Duke (... although that may bring with it some negative connotation, huh?

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

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BowdenBowdenBowden — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:26:45 EST

Russkiejedi - you know, I would like the Brick Testament more if they didn't use the New Jerusalem Bible? This is what happens when you write an English thesis and spend a third of it pulling quotes from KJV.

BowdenBowdenBowden

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badbabu — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:25:31 EST

#4 is an Instant Classic.

badbabu

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Russkiejedi — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:24:17 EST

Dweeze:

Prancing Pony sounds pretty gay to me... (yes, I know the reference)

Russkiejedi

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sir_pantsalot — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:23:55 EST

That is some violent double Tea Bag in clip one. I t looks like Harry Dunne is the one trying to carry the stretcher.

sir_pantsalot

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Russkiejedi — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:22:27 EST

Surely thou hast heard of thee?

You just said "Surely you have heard of you." Jeez, doesn't anyone read the King James Version anymore?

Russkiejedi

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Metschick — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:21:55 EST

Grand Poobah Leitch it shall be name.

And it was so decreed, by the Deadspin faithful, that their leader was to assume the title of Grand Poobah; and He was to lead them through dark days ahead, where battles with the World Wide Leader and the UPenn Barbaro Message Board Legions loomed.

Metschick

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44 in a Row — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:21:43 EST

#4 is fantastic, but the cheerleader is a close second, mainly because of the slow-motion mascot parade.

44 in a Row

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Raskolnikov — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:21:41 EST

Sir William Leitchspeare from Mattoon-upon-Paradise?

Raskolnikov

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Wasted Talent — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:21:33 EST

#4 is classic!

Wasted Talent

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StuScott Booyahs — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:19:23 EST

What, no love for video #2?

I love how all the guys stand around like the stretchee fucked up and fell off somehow.

StuScott Booyahs

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Civil Negligence — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:19:14 EST

#4 is funnier when set to Benny Hill music.

Civil Negligence

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T-dawg — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:18:39 EST

spirit fingers, everyone!!!!

OMG--- the 4th just popped up on my page-- that was the funniest shit ever!!! bah hah hah!!!!

T-dawg

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44 in a Row — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:17:45 EST

"Rub some dirt on it", indeed.

44 in a Row

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Fire JayPa — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:17:18 EST

Dweeze,

I believe you're thinking of The Green Dragon. The Prancing Pony is in Bree (I think).

Yeah, that's right. I'm a LOTR fan. Wanna fight about it?

Fire JayPa

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Blackguard — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:16:40 EST

BTW...that Simpsons clip is topped by an earlier scene in the same episode, when Bart knock himself unconscious trying to jump a car on his skateboard...at which point Milhouse screams "hey, he's really hurt...let's get out of here". No stretcher involved there though.

Blackguard

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BowdenBowdenBowden — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:16:32 EST

Okay, you know now we have to totally give Will a title, right?

Grand Poobah?

BowdenBowdenBowden

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Michael Bertin — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:14:14 EST

My personal fave was inelligible for the stretcher as she was literally nailed to the field.

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/track-and-field/you-know-wh...

Michael Bertin

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Metschick — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:14:12 EST

Lord Denton of the Gawker Media Realm located in outer blogshire.

Okay, you know now we have to totally give Will a title, right?

Metschick

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sir_pantsalot — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:12:54 EST

I think that cheerleader should be the Deadspin resident Barbaro. Will could post updates on the conditions and we could write batshit crazy messages to her and thanking Dr Will for her recovery.

sir_pantsalot

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Summer-of-George — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:10:01 EST

Absolutely wonderful stuff, Why can't America's Funniest Home-videos get any good material?

Summer-of-George

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Dweeze — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:09:45 EST

outer blogshire.

That's where the Inn of the Prancing Pony is located, right?

Dweeze

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Technicolor Jan Stenerud — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:09:37 EST

Nothing a little tussin can't fix.

Technicolor Jan Stenerud

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TastesLikeBurning — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:09:14 EST

Can we also have a "Tasers in 2006" post as well? Time to Tase Out 2006?

TastesLikeBurning

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Raskolnikov — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:07:53 EST

Aww fuck, whatever. Everybody else got to it first.

Raskolnikov

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Raskolnikov — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:07:14 EST

Andie, just own a Raskolnikov

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:07:10 EST

Lord Denton of the Gawker Media Realm located in outer blogshire. Surely thou hast heard of thee?

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

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Metschick — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:06:30 EST

Lord Denton is our Gawker overlord.

And you should totally change your name to Lady Andrea.

Metschick

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Dweeze — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:05:28 EST

Andie, would that be a Kenny Rogers "Lady" or a Styx "Lady"?

Dweeze

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:04:08 EST

Who is this "Lord Denton" you speak of? My whole goal of being in London this summer was to get myself a "title." I could be Lady Andrea.....

Lady Andrea

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:03:42 EST

Wow - clip 3 managed to garner a whole 6 comments its first time around...

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

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Metsterioso — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:03:25 EST

I'd like to see Kanye West in Homer's position.

"My video had blood and incompetent EMTs..."

Metsterioso

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Metschick — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:03:08 EST

For Christmas, can we get some new servers?? Please??

Should I be directing this request to Lord Denton?

Metschick

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Mitch Comstein, my roommate — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:02:54 EST

the look on the face of the stretchee in the 1st vid is classic

Mitch Comstein, my roommate

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Blackguard — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:01:07 EST

What, no Barbaro being hauled off at the Preakness?

Blackguard

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Lady Andrea — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:01:01 EST

Personally, I like #4. It's like The Keystone Kops go to a Soccer Game.

Lady Andrea

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KOGOD — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:00:56 EST

no. 1 is the funniest shit i've ever seen. number four made me burst out in laughter in the middle of the office.

but the cheerleader still wins. it's not like any of the soccer players were actually hurt.

KOGOD

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Dweeze — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 14:59:34 EST

Clip four definitely needs to be set to Yakkity Sax

Dweeze