Yep... That's a Kicker's Dong - Deadspin Comments

Yep... That's a Kicker's Dong

Trackback — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 03:44:36 EST

In the land of projections, hypotheticals and unicorns, we are 6-5, hung like Ron Jeremy and have the looks of both Brad Pitt and Denzel.And our fantasy football team, clearly, wins all the time.But we don't live in that magical world.

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Trackback — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 00:34:34 EDT

WARNING: MAGNUM OPUS AHEADI just picked up a juicy tidbit up from the chief administrator of the Gasface Club (and sworn but uwitting adversary of JS200), Mondesi. See that flyer? That's a fat hanging curveball. Poppin Bottles with Models? Steelers' safety Mike Logan? DJ Phinesse?

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johnny lazz — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 16:41:35 EST

go heels!

johnny lazz

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thecurseofmapco — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 13:51:44 EST

If Reed wanted to impress a woman by showing her his stub, why not show her his pay stub instead?

thecurseofmapco

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Riss — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 13:14:26 EST

"Next, you stuff your junk in that box.."

I love you guys.

Riss

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Mitch Comstein, my roommate — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 12:28:01 EST

you merkin' it?

Mitch Comstein, my roommate

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Dread — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 11:19:34 EST

Thank goodness it wasn't Polomolou.

Dread

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HugsFromHarold — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 10:20:26 EST

Geez, who let Balk in here on Christmas eve?

HugsFromHarold

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BurghGirl — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 09:35:08 EST

I have looked at this picture maybe a dozen times now since the 24th... not knowing really what to say, but something about this picture caught my attention.....then this morning it hit me. His camera phone is better than my camera phone.

BurghGirl

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tater — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 08:46:55 EST

Another kicker wearing the diamond earring??? Hell maybe he got this idea from Vanderjerk!

tater

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soozycue — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 04:31:14 EST

Scott Van Pelt - bummed Jeff Reed wasn't around to give voicemail pointers.

soozycue

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A. Diggity — Tue, 26 Dec 2006 00:43:14 EST

No "shanked"? Really? Wow. Is that decorum in action or something? Because I cannot, in this universe or any other, the only person who thought of that.

A. Diggity

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Buzz's Monkey Butler — Mon, 25 Dec 2006 21:31:23 EST

George Bailey just ran by and yelled "Merry Christmas, shaved pubis!!"

Buzz's Monkey Butler

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twoeightnine — Mon, 25 Dec 2006 09:52:28 EST

I just realized that there's no more new posts today. Which means Lady Schick here is going to continue to show up all day.

twoeightnine

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spinachdip — Mon, 25 Dec 2006 08:29:39 EST

If you do a Google News search for "Jeff Reed", the Deadspin story comes out on top, with the picture no less.

Also, I'm disheartened to find out that Jeff Reed is a former Tar Heel. Well, they did teach us good grooming in Chapel Hill.

spinachdip

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kenneth212 — Mon, 25 Dec 2006 03:14:37 EST

Are you sure he wasn't trying to dazzle them with his man-boobs?

kenneth212

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Becky_MI — Mon, 25 Dec 2006 01:56:36 EST

Why would that image tell a lady anything? That you're groomed, sure, but is the mere fact that you POSESS a dong supposed to be enough? Because I have to say, it is not.

Becky_MI

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Trent — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 22:53:04 EST

I'm late to today's sad, sad party, but well played Rob Iracane,.

Trent

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twoeightnine — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 22:30:59 EST

Well someone should probably tell the guy making over $1 million a year that, not the unemployed guy who loses his phone weekly.

twoeightnine

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Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 22:13:32 EST

After just now getting a wireless signal in this godforsaken town, I can honestly say I am horrified by what I saw when I booted up Internet Explorer.

Damn you all. And Merry Christmas.

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

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bizzo5000 — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 22:07:21 EST

Sexualy harass like a champion today.

bizzo5000

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blackaces — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 21:54:19 EST

twoeightnine-

The razr is sooo 2006. This new year it's the CRAZR. Get with it, dude!

blackaces

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twoeightnine — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 21:52:00 EST

And I'm going to beat you to it this time.

twoeightnine

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major disaster — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 20:31:09 EST

Dweeze, looks like you were too slow on the draw. teaser mare has come between us.

major disaster

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Dweeze — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 19:48:09 EST

He seems to really enjoy looking at himself in the camera.

And the only reason I'm posting in this thread is so I can be beneath Major D.

Dweeze

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teaser mare — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 19:46:08 EST

Where is Starter Wife when you need a comment from her?

teaser mare

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major disaster — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 18:16:49 EST

As one of the resident Deadspin ladies, I have to say, you remember that Seinfeld episode with the good naked and the bad naked? Well, this is bad naked.

Also, for some reason (maybe it's the pinkness, maybe it's the hairlessness), but this picture really reminds me of the fetal pigs we had to dissect in high school biology class. Hott.

major disaster

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blackaces — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 17:40:22 EST

Hahah You can always rely on Deadspin to bring the cock.

blackaces

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twoeightnine — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 16:54:29 EST

Wait a minute, a razor? Or a razr?

twoeightnine

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Spectacular Sam — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 16:53:52 EST

Manboobs

Spectacular Sam

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Jess — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 16:39:50 EST

My eyes! The.. oh, wait.
Dammit Rob, beat me to it.

Jess

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peytonloveskenny — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 16:39:22 EST

"Will it really mighty my penis?"

peytonloveskenny

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Shenanigans — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 16:36:10 EST

seeing that hurt my eyes almost as bad as the giants game

Shenanigans

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AndrewTaylor — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 16:31:41 EST

I came here JUST to make a "Dick in a Box" joke and I should have known someone would beat me to it. +1 Rob Ircane.

Also, as a Steelers fan, I suppose it's good to know that even off the field, the Steelers are having trouble scoring ... but doing everything in their power to try.

AndrewTaylor

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Rob1855 — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 16:27:07 EST

The goggles... they do nothing....

Rob1855

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haznet — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 16:21:44 EST

And special thanks to Gawker Media's crack UI and page design teams who made me see that pic a second time when I just wanted to avert my eyes and open the comments.

haznet

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DaveWannstache — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 16:21:36 EST

The look on his face just screams... "they are so going to want to see the rest of my 'plant foot'"

DaveWannstache

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Blackguard — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 16:19:58 EST

OK...so he knows his way around a razor. And apparently the buffet table as well. Christ, the guy is an "athlete" (I know, I'm stretching it...he's a kicker) and looks like he's not seen the inside of a gym or a track in years.

If I looked like that, the last thing on Earth I'd be doing would be snapping half-naked cameraphone pictures of myself. Then again, I have a brain.

Blackguard

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SA — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 16:14:21 EST

This one... is for the ladies.

Umm, thanks MJD. I think.

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twoeightnine — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 15:47:14 EST

Pete and Pete, join me a few posts below/

twoeightnine

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Peter Cavan — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 15:46:07 EST

I'm watching an awful Steelers game at home alone with my mother. And I just saw a little too much ass from a guy on the Ravens sideline. Where can I turn but Deadspin?

Peter Cavan

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Pete Gaines — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 15:42:48 EST

Well...let's see here: I'm in Rockford, IL for Christmas and I've got two options right now, at least until I start drinking: Hang out with my family or hang out on Deadspin.

No brainer.

Pete Gaines

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Aristophanes — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 15:22:56 EST

"Nightmare fuel"?

Aristophanes

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44 in a Row — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 15:22:46 EST

Why am I not shocked to see any of you online today?

44 in a Row

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Matt Sussman — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 15:22:04 EST

Short and to the right</obvious>

Matt Sussman

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44 in a Row — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 15:20:05 EST

Uh... I'd like a filter for the "Things You Can't Un-See" tag. Thanks.

44 in a Row

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Harry Pelotas — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 15:13:32 EST

Can't we turn off the gay posts like we can on Fleshbot?

Harry Pelotas

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Hallux Valgus — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 15:10:51 EST

and I'm reading this post while listening to Michael Strahan and Jared Fogel argue about, "less fat!" More Meat!" ahahaha- MORE MEAT!"

I'm going to drown myself in egg nog now, if egg nog means bathtub gin drank from a mason jar, which I'm pretty sure it does.

Hallux Valgus

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twoeightnine — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 15:08:33 EST

I thought that the Patriots played in Gillette Stadium?

twoeightnine

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Rob Iracane — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 15:07:28 EST

He forgot step one, "cut a hole in a box".

Rob Iracane

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CliffX — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 15:04:46 EST

Couldn't you get fired for posting this kind of story?

CliffX

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twoeightnine — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 15:01:20 EST

David Akers is cheating on Christ?

twoeightnine

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Orange Roundie — Sun, 24 Dec 2006 15:01:10 EST

That's not the deadspin Christmas present I was looking for.

Orange Roundie