Simply Posh, Straight-cash.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

Maybe. I never listened to the Cowboy Junkies. Sass Jordan is MILFish too, except for her desire to be the Canadian Paula Abdul.

Kid Canada

And George "The Animal" Steele lives on and is apparently a hardcore fundamentalist Republican. Who would've guessed?

Riddler

Underappreciated Canadian musician: Esthero. (How can she go unmentioned this far into the discussion?)

Ravishing Rick Rude: He died? Damn.

Bushwhackers as the greatest tag team: Not even close. Give me the Road Warriors, the Midnight Express, the British Bulldogs and the Anderson Brothers over the Bushwhackers any day.

Is George The Animal Steele still alive? Off to Wikipedia I go.

Riddler

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

for shame America Jr., for shame...

ltwinslow

Dweeze

Emily Haines
Leslie Feist
Katie Biever, singer for Jakalope, goes by "Katie B". Wonder why.
Melissa auf der Mar
Colette Trudeau, singer for Live On Release
Sarah Harmer
Martina Sorbara
Amy Millan
Holly McNarland, known at the bar I used to work at as Holly McCokefiend

Kid Canada

Technicolor Jan Stenerud

Dr. Spaceman, Esq.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

J.L. White

Lizabelle

Spencer Krug = best young songwriter.

But for all the goodness that Canada has brought us, it has yet to atone for the sin that is Celine Dion.

goathair

Satyr Icon

And don't forget Louie Spicolli. Although I don't think his death was notable.

Denis Lemieux

Raskolnikov

Martin Tielli plays my favourite guitar ever on a lot of Rheos songs. They're criminally underappreciated, even in Canada. Most people know them from that same opening line of Gord Downie from Live Between Us.

Kid Canada

Sandy Magic Jackson

SteveJeltzFan

Jerkwheat

i dont get it. are you trying to tell me that 2 decades of steroids and methamphetamines aren't good for the heart. jeeez GHABB,Y talk about information that could've been useful to me about 10 years ago.

ltwinslow

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

Actually, the next to go sadly may be Rowdy Roddy Piper, who just got diagnosed with cancer, though I heard it actually may be the "good Hodgkins."

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

Doug: No, but I know he died of drugs.

Dad: Doug, Jake the Snake is alive and well, in fact I managed his last 2 fights.

Doug: Oh you mean Uncle Jake? He didn't die of drugs.

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

He died of heart failure but it was related to his pituitary gland/gigantism condition. Pretty sure he wasn't a roider.

Also, Yokozuna's heart attack was probably because he was a pretty fat dude.

Kid Canada

J.L. White

They certainly would have beaten the US Team that went to Germany.

Technicolor Jan Stenerud

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

Hmm...wonder what those heart attacks are due to?

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

Well, obviously. Canadians are sexy men. But they shouldn't play for the English national team when they've never lived in England. Born in Canada, raised in Canada, learned soccer in Canada, moved to Germany as a teenager to play for a better club...and plays for the English national team since his parents are from England? How can Canadian soccer get better without our stars playing for our country?

Put Hargreaves and De Rosario together, and baby, you got a stew goin!

Kid Canada

Police launched an investigation because, two weeks prior to her death, Lex Luger had been arrested on charges of domestic violence. Police found pills of hydrocodone and alprazolam (Xanax) as well as anabolic steroids, testosterone and saizen in the home Luger and Elizabeth shared. The subsequent autopsy showed that Elizabeth died of an accidental drug overdose, having ingested some of the medications with vodka. Luger was cleared of any wrongdoing in connection with her death, but he was charged with felony drug charges. In her honor, a slide show of her career was shown on WWE SmackDown!.

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

I'm sure some of the ladies here would be up for your suggestion.

Technicolor Jan Stenerud

...that must have made a mess.

diddly

The White Boom Boom

The quintessential Canadian rock band. Legends.

--

Who would win:

Owen Hart or Owen Hargreaves

As a Canadian, fuck Owen Hargreaves.

Kid Canada

Yep, definitely going to hell.

Not sure if it will save you from hell, Diddly, but Hart did land in the ring - after hitting the turnbuckle or ring post first.

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

Owen Hart or Owen Hargreaves?

Technicolor Jan Stenerud

I totally forgot about the Dino Bravo death, and now that I think of it, Owen Hart's death wasn't steroid related either.

Let's turn this post into a wrestling death thread!

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

The White Boom Boom

Nearly all women look worse (to me) with short hair than longer hair

I'm fairly certain Andre the Giant's death was not steroid related

And Liz's milkshakes bring me to the yard.

I went out ot lunch, am I caught up?

SteveJeltzFan

Denis Lemieux

Technicolor Jan Stenerud

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

Ah...almost in the ring. Another few feet.

Yep, definitely going to hell.

diddly

Chicago Jones

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to Neverland Ranch.

I Party With Smoot

They're OK. Actually more popular in the States than they are back home. But they don't take themselves too seriously, so they're fine by me.

Kid Canada

i will gladly keep her occupied for you

ltwinslow

And Chris Candido died from complications from a blood clot after a nasty in-ring leg break.

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

No, but she was living in Vancouver when she began to become successful in the music biz. Technically the Butler brothers in the Arcade Fire grew up and went to school in the U.S. as well.

Kid Canada

balki

BoSox Siobhan

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

Ron

CeeDub

Dino Bravo was murdered by Quebecois gangsters because he was encroaching on their cigarette-smuggling turf. So there's two.

Kid Canada

Neko Case is not Canadian!

Dweeze

you know Liz, i always had you pegged for a "chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side" kind of gal.

ltwinslow

Lizabelle

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

soozycue

A couple of months ago, John Tenta (aka Earthquake) actually became one of the first wrestlers ever to die of non-steroids related causes. Typhoon however is still alive.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

There are also tons of awesome Canadian artists who don't get much/any play in the States. The Dears, Joel Plaskett, The Rheostatics, Jets Overhead, Stars, The New Pornographers...but everyone identifies Canadian rock music with friggin' Nickelback or friggin' x2 Sum 41 or friggin' x4 Avril Lavigne or friggin' x10 Simple Plan.

Kid Canada

supermike3

See: Natalie Portman.

I Party With Smoot

If we're married to them, and we want to avoid a fight, then yes. But in that circumstance, we figure out how they feel about their hairstyle, then agree completely with that opnion. If not, then no.

Dweeze

(And I never thought I'd see Kardinal Offishall or Bakardi Slang discussed on Deadspin. What's next? Discussions about Tech N9ne, Royce Da 5'9" or Vakill? You guys are making this such a great day!)

Riddler

Technicolor Jan Stenerud

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

Kay, as far as "low, sexy, and chic" goes, do you mean like a bobbed look? Otherwise, I'm confused. Shaved heads generally don't work on this side of Locks Of Love.

The women in the video are frightening, though not as scary as Jessica Simpson's manface.

Confidential to Winslow, Go 'Cats!

Technicolor Jan Stenerud

Maybe Condi Rice needs a few extra bucks.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

I never objectify women. I have, however, been known to personify vaginas.

Matt Sussman

Ron

supermike3

SpecialKay

badbabu

goathair

Civil Negligence

Then no. Not so much.

CeeDub

Wait, which hair?

Ron

Lizabelle

Jen P

Kid Canada

No, it's the size and shape of your ass that makes you look fat!

MattMillenFanClub

Chicago Jones

Jerkwheat

SpecialKay

Use me show me how the T-Dot rolls
My style is off the thermostat plus I'm comin from the cold-yo
My n----s in the street throwin dot slang each and every single time we meet
My ladies lookin hot, screw face kissin teet
represtentin the T-Dot
Kardinal rock the pary, T-Dot drinking Bacardi
Kardi drinkin Bacardi, T-Dot rocking the party
N-----s jumpin and wildin and ladies showin a smile
And everybody know it's the T-Dot

Me & Kardinal representin the T-Dot-O-Dot.

Kid Canada

Jerkwheat

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

Raskolnikov

Lizabelle

Stranger in the Alps

Jerkwheat

i mean, you know, thats what i am told anyways.

ltwinslow

Also Smoot said he'd read the media guide of his college opponents to find out personal info to smack talk them with.

HugsFromHarold

badbabu

Matt Sussman

It's been established that deadspinners like women "thick in the britches."

But I don't like the thought of having my penis snapped by muscle-butts.

MattMillenFanClub

Also, in any group of three women, two-thirds of the women are covered by Smoot, while Bryant McKinnie handles the other.

diddly

SA

Jen P

the ebay sure is confusing to me lately

ltwinslow

(From his wikipedia page:
"In an interview while at Mississippi State, Smoot proclaimed that two-thirds of the world are covered by water and the other third is covered by Smoot."
Brilliant.)

Chicago Jones

diddly

Dr. Spaceman, Esq.

ltwinslow

Sh!tShow

Jen P

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

Raskolnikov

"I could see you from the veelidge."

Sheepblog

Good vs Evil

ltwinslow

AwfulAnnouncing

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

-s

actually, i kinda prefer the skinny little blonde coke whores that look like i might break them in two. but, you know, if you're into muscular black chicks, thats cool too i guess.

ltwinslow

BurghGirl