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A Deadspin Special Report: Megan, Says Boi

Billy Clyde Puckett — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 14:54:38 EST

Manny: Thanks for the update. Got any news on the Hindenburg?

TheStarterWife: You missed the point, sadly.

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Ehloismint — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:59:19 EST

Thanks for the link JerseyCubbies...I clicked on it and was scrolling down when my boss walks in. He shrugged and said "nice snapper." He's so chic.

Ehloismint

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Pinata — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 07:55:44 EST

It really does look better in HD.

Pinata

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Witty Handle — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 03:03:16 EST

Lace trim, bikini-cut, off-white silk. Victoria's Secret most likely. Light skidmark stains visible if held under the right light.

Witty Handle

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Manny Ortez — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 02:23:00 EST

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b243/michiganboy2412/USC...

Sadly, definitely appears to be butt-floss, and not a bareback. Still, enticing.

Manny Ortez

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Metschick — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 00:20:27 EST

Happy New Year, Sweet Barbaro! I had a dream about you New Year's night. You were running in a pasture with your friends and having a grand ole time! You're beautiful, and we love you! Love always, Gail & the furry 13 & feathered 1
Gail Fuller, 57; Maryville, TN, USA
posted on 2007-01-03 12:24:28

Wow. Just wow.

Metschick

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Dread — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 00:15:15 EST

It's too bad Fox didn't cover this tonite instead of the football "game"

Dread

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Moobs — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 00:06:06 EST

44, I almost pissed my pants on that Applebee's post. How had I never seen that before? Phenomenal.

Moobs

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Spectacular Sam — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 23:06:55 EST

Sorry soozy, but channel 39, totally.

Spectacular Sam

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Cohen5 — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 23:06:38 EST

This might sound made up, but I promise from the bottom of my frickin heart its the truth.
Last year I attended classes at USC. I dropped out, long story, money talks$$$
But anyway I didn't have a class with Megan, but she was in the same buliding as me. I socialized a couple of times, and to tell you the truth she drinks like a fish, is loud, spoiled, annoying, and truly is a bitch. No I didn't hit it, I don't spit much game (In all honesty as much as I try to deny it my girlfriend is quite ugly) I was kinda hammered, but i can vagley remember her talking about her dreams to getting into acting. This kind of ass coverage could jump statrt her career in porn. Can't wait...

Cohen5

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44 in a Row — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 23:05:31 EST

Suss attempts to discover the name of the cute little brunette waitress down at Ruby Tuesday, and if she's single, and if she is up for a lifetime of disappointment.

You know, "My Horny Applebee's Lunch" was one of the best things I ever read on Craigslist.

44 in a Row

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twoeightnine — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 22:59:39 EST

Becca Manns supposedly.

twoeightnine

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twoeightnine — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 22:57:10 EST

did i take your shirt off?

twoeightnine

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Ronnie Woo Woo — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 22:56:47 EST

more importantly....did anyone figure out whom the Louvisville cheerleader from last night is?

link provided for quick reference:

http://chadrules.com/documents/louisville.html

Ronnie Woo Woo

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whittlz — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 22:56:09 EST

it's not my fault you left a very open ended statement that could be read that way.

hey, where's my t-shirt?

whittlz

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soozycue — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 22:55:35 EST

Get out of my brain, Sam!

soozycue

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twoeightnine — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 22:37:04 EST

it's not my fault you can't read English good.

it's not my fault you left a very open ended statement that could be read that way.

twoeightnine

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Grouper Sandwich — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 22:35:41 EST

Pencil in Megan as a 15-seed for the 2007 SHOTY, and see if she can work her way up the bracket.

Grouper Sandwich

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Senator Boomdog — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 22:34:19 EST

Gail, that's amazing - on New Year's Eve, I had a drunken dream about a USC song girl's ass!

Too bad we know my dream is the only one that will ever come true.

Senator Boomdog

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whittlz — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 22:30:42 EST

oh whittlz, do email discussions count? because i have a good one for you.

it's not my fault you can't read English good.

whittlz

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A Magician Named GOB — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 22:29:22 EST

I can finally get some rest.
Good night, Deadspinners.

A Magician Named GOB

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NitneLiun — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 22:28:09 EST

I still say she is Allison.

NitneLiun

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Spectacular Sam — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 22:25:39 EST

Suss-- how much flair does she have?

Spectacular Sam

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twoeightnine — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 22:23:41 EST

Meredith, As if, and she works at Ruby Tuesday's so yes.

twoeightnine

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soozycue — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 22:22:36 EST

Suss-- ask her if she likes Kung Fu movies.

soozycue

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Matt Sussman — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 22:21:39 EST

Next week on Unsolved Deadspin Mysteries:

Suss attempts to discover the name of the cute little brunette waitress down at Ruby Tuesday, and if she's single, and if she is up for a lifetime of disappointment.

Matt Sussman

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twoeightnine — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 22:12:37 EST

oh whittlz, do email discussions count? because i have a good one for you.

twoeightnine

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whittlz — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 22:11:21 EST

the good news is, at the rate the internet is going, every single one of you losers will have a chance to be humiliated online someday. I'm sure you'll enjoy it almost as much as you've enjoyed all of this assery.

whittlz

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Abe Froman — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 22:08:15 EST

while we were busy trying to name that ass, this happened:

Abe Froman

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Nacho Friendly — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 22:06:17 EST

hahaha Amelia was bringing SexyBack decades before JT. Scooped by female aviators, suck it Boy Bander!

Nacho Friendly

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twoeightnine — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 21:53:45 EST

I love this country.

3. This type of action should not be tolerated..she is repersenting the school and she should be expelled.

Posted at 2:04PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Linda

http://www.aolsportsblog.com/2007/01/02/usc-song-girl-goes...

twoeightnine

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twoeightnine — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 21:41:14 EST

She did have a sexy back though:
http://maproomsystems.org/images/blogimages/blog1/000milli...

twoeightnine

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TheStarterWife — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 21:40:22 EST

BCP - You screen for people in your office cheering at the wrong time or not wearing underwear?

Glad I didn't go work for you...

TheStarterWife

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Spulture — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 21:36:33 EST

It seems like USC song girls are having a great year....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brcl8U0jHto

Spulture

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Satyr Icon — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 21:33:57 EST

Word is Amelia had a flat, slat ass...thus...she''ll remain missing...

Satyr Icon

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Billy Clyde Puckett — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 21:31:40 EST

Whew. What a relief.

I now know that the completely anonymous 20 year old that I'll probably never see again in my lifetime anyway has a different name than I thought she did 12 hours ago.

Unless she shows up at my office, resume in hand, in a couple of years looking for work, I'm thinking my interest in the whole thing is over with.

Billy Clyde Puckett

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Will Leitchs Unfinished Novel — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 21:09:37 EST

Next, gentlemen, we tackle the whereabouts of Amelia Earhart. 289, I fully expect a Google screencap of her plane's wreckage by tomorrw AM.

Will Leitchs Unfinished Novel

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soozycue — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 21:08:11 EST

It's not Megan. It's Megan Exclamation Point!

soozycue

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Lt. Exley — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 20:57:55 EST

Back from a three-week Deadspin leave of absence for a holiday bender/vacation and then a few days of sobriety and catching up at the office. Nothing could be a more rewarding welcome back than the thought, effort, analyis and spirit that went into solving this mystery.

I thank you.

Lt. Exley

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Abe Froman — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 20:47:03 EST

finally, a name to put in my mental rolodex.

Abe Froman

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StuScott Booyahs — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 20:43:46 EST

Type "ass" in Google image search.

There, you didn't even need this. You're welcome.

StuScott Booyahs

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Mr. Poon — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 20:40:53 EST

Our long, national wet dream is over.

I was gonna go with "boner" over "wet dream," but that works.

Mr. Poon

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the angry rant — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 20:40:47 EST

At the end of the day, does it really matter who's ass it was?

What really matters here is we were treated to a sight only Matt Leinart, smarmy overbearing USC frat punks, and her gay wax-ologist had seen. And that's a very, VERY good thing.

It gave my happy sock a Merry New Year's Night.

the angry rant

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WFNYScott — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 20:40:08 EST

One Word To Describe Me: Fun!

Any chance we come up with some better ones??

WFNYScott

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WFNYScott — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 20:35:32 EST

so there's a hierarchy of songgirlness??

you're not allowed in certain areas if you're new/old/etc?

from the looks of that wizofodds video, i thought they just jumped around and shook their asses wherever they were at the moment...didn't know there was any more too it....

WFNYScott

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Wasted Talent — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 20:28:17 EST

Also I know know them all, and from the pics I know who it is...

Isn't he the one who originally said it was Allison?

Wasted Talent

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haznet — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 20:25:06 EST

Wahoo, I never thanked you for rescuing that comment thread from threats (including my own)of near serious discussion and debate.

Your contribution was invaluable, although 289 almost made us forget with his 'Ville link from last night.

haznet

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timhust — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 20:23:15 EST

I stand by my point, nothing says Darrent Williams is dead how do we move on like Megan's prime ace!

TJH

timhust

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Moonshine Mike — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 20:22:59 EST

Thank You Wahoo Mcdaniel. From the bottom of my loins.

Moonshine Mike

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WahooMcDaniel — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 20:13:05 EST

I just want the world to know I had a youtube link to the song girl's ass up on the Darrent Williams post on January 1st, moments after it happened. And I'm very proud of that.

WahooMcDaniel

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Harry Pelotas — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 20:04:59 EST

Now that's investigative journalism.

Harry Pelotas

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HobeforeHos — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 20:04:30 EST

BFT--"from the pics I know who it is"--the pics of her butt? How well do you know the Thong Girls? Anyway, tell Megan her goods made me cry, in a good way.

HobeforeHos

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IP — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 20:00:30 EST

If anyone knows about ass it's BFT.

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Lebowski Suburban Underachiever — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 19:49:20 EST

Our long, national wet dream is over.

Lebowski Suburban Underachiever

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twoeightnine — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 19:49:08 EST

This will teach you all a lesson. Do not doubt me and the countless hours I spent analyzing this.

twoeightnine