<![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Berman looks like the kid just stole his large black penis.

lorne bialystok

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> brilliant is the best I can come up with at this hungover moment.

Body by Sabathia

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> It looks like Berman's telling the little girls a really dirty bedtime story.

Rodeo Queen

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> anyone who said gold=tranny has issues of his own

Senator Boomdog

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Why does the chick on the left look like Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany's?

Coop 2.0

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> And thus the Budweiser Hot Seat was born

frostillicus

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> The girl in gold actually looks a lot like a Real Doll, and I was nearly convinced she actually was one until I saw her animated in the second picture. I would post a link to any site with Real Doll madness, but I'm at work, and I'm sure you can figure something out between you and google.

AndrewTaylor

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> What is this nonsense about the girl in gold being tranny? That's not true at all. She looks fly, yo.

blackaces

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> I see, said the blind man.

Now I get it, Suss--.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> is that Chris Spielman on the right?

Prada James

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> How about now?

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Well, after taking this into Photoshop, the Girl/Tranny in gold doesn't seem to be showing nipple, but she is definitely showing that she is enjoying better living through plastic.

Footbaw

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Yeah, I didn't understand what Suss-- said either.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> sometimes your jokes go way over my head.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> I can't be the only one who likes Seattle in that photo, can I?

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> And that you can't get a good read on her face from that pic but not one of us would kick her out of bed.

She has a face?!

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> This looks bad. Fortunately Berman's a master at combing over problems.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> I'm with you metschick... he's vile with a capital gross.

Aristophanes wrote:

After seeing this, my New Year's Resolution is to be fatter, shorter, balder, stupider and consequently get some pretty high quality ass.

A, honey... it's PAID for and requires antibiotics chasers! I'll bet my 401k you're 100x foxier than this dillweed.

Yeah, I said foxier.

aloysius

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> My wife just said "he's sitting in a pile of boobs"

Mr. Mangold

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Just doing my part. And yes you can. And her chest real or fake is spectacular. And that you can't get a good read on her face from that pic but not one of us would kick her out of bed.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> 289: thanks for analyzing that picture to correct CTYankeeFan. I'm sure it was really hard to stare at her chest.

And can I admit that her legs are lovely?

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Only if her nipple is 3 inches wide. It's either her bra or a fold in the fabric.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> The girl who's sitting to the right of Berman - her nipple is definitely showing.

CTYankeeFan

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Winslow, your digital camera or mine?

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> This is the worst episode of "In The VIP" ever.

Peter Cavan

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> wheres rodman?

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> I'd rather be celibate for the rest of my life than let Berman anywhere near my special place.

True, no way he's getting anywhere my treehouse.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> ACK! I missed the girl on the far right! LACE PANTS SUIT ONE PIECE!

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> I will give Berman props for the girl in gold, even if she is bought and paid for. Hello, nurse.

Senator Boomdog

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Sweet Jesus. I picked the wrong day to catch up on my memo writing. (I was trying to distracted myself over the Cowher pain.)

Gold dress, black sparkly prom dress, (complete with prom up-do hairstyle!), dress with leapord print, and a crushed pink velvet dress!

I think I feel faint from it all...

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> seriously Will, posting these pics was dirty pool. In the interest of fair journalism, can we get some pics of barbaro reading his blog while three 'doctor's' harvest his semen?

a vote for barbaro is a vote for america. and against the WWL.

12 Inches of JT Snow

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> HPZ: that IS what i thought he meant ...

Triple B

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> The fact that these pictures surfaced 3 days before SHOTY voting ended means only one thing:

Will hates Barbaro.

The Fake Gimel Martinez

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> DrewCatt- I think InReggiesBush was referring to Lawrence Taylor. In your defense, if you consider "scoring" to include scoring bitches, scoring coke, and scoring Theismann's leg, then I stand corrected.

HeavyPettingZoo

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> I thought berman was just doing his best Ron Jeremy impression.

Max Mercy

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> wow this goes out to all who didn't believe in the legend

jesuspunchesallpunks

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> See, this is how cool Berman is. He doesn't care about the fact that he's with 5 broads in slutty prom dresses. All he cares about is making sure Lil Romeo KNOWS it.

TwoMetre

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> I'm hoping that Deadspin's Man-on-the-Scene in Miami comes back with pics like this. But with the hookers, ya know, naked.

glad to see we are on the same page Special K

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Berman may get more ass than a toilet seat, but everyone knows that only skanks sit on public toilet seats, which ultimately means quantity does not equal quality, the proof of which is borne out by this photo

Fawn Liebowitz

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> I'm hoping that Deadspin's Man-on-the-Scene in Miami comes back with pics like this. But with the hookers, ya know, naked.

SpecialKay

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> drew.catt: touche ...
oh course, in Boomer's NFL memories, nothing like this ever went on

Triple B

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Can I change my SHOTY vote?

DamnSkippy

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> What's in them plastic cups? It kinda looks like they're sipping on some lean.

PaulU

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> "Welcome to ESPN GameDay live from Super Bowl 41 in Miami. I'm am your host Bob Ley. Chris Berman is spending time with his family this weekend in Bristol."

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Boomer wishes he was Michael Irvin.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> This was taken two years ago? Does your camera have a "1991" setting?

daddledee

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> InReggiesBush: LT doesn't bitch. LT doesn't moan. LT doesn't compare himself to anyone else. All LT does is score.

drew.catt

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Am I the only one that thinks this looks like some dirty old man at a high school prom?? Also look closely at the shoes of the one sitting on his lap.... Definitely a hooker!

reigningbloodysox

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> S.H.H.: Yeah, I go those two mixed up. Shit, that's the second screw-up on this post alone. I really need to stop trying to work and focus on my posting.

Again, sorry.

Bad Barbecue

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> after looking at these pics and seeing everyone was still clothed, and there wasnt a 15:1 female to male ratio, LT called Berman a fag.

Triple B

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> See... I still want to know who turned poor Jeff Reed down.... dumb hoes


Jeff - Call me baby.

BurghGirl

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Were these pictures taken before or after they all hit Boston Market?

DamnSkippy

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> i am a little late to the party today, so i apologize if this has already been said, but...

i had no idea that 250 ESPN cafeteria coupons can be redeemed for 1 high class escort. not bad. not bad at all.

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> So, this was Jacksonville...? What Happens when Berman and his crew hit Miami?

drew.catt

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> The dude on the right has to be Jeff Reed and those are the two chicks that shot his ass down. Also, he got shot down because there is NO sex in the champagne room, which further proves that a.) these chicks are strippers and b.) Jeff Reed is a fucking retard.

Craigbob

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> It is subjective. But 2nd from right doesn't go anywhere unless you have coke, which kind of screws up the scale. And someone's mother on the far right is almost the last one left in the bar, for sure.

Bad Barbecue

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Now....I'm no lady....but it would appear to me that formal dinner gloves may be a little much for a super bowl party [girl on left that looks like Miss Elizabeth].

She has the look of someone who was dragged someplace against her will.

Dweeze

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> truesportsfan....was that Springer, or am I crazy?

At the partays I went to last year for SB XL, I saw Brett Hull, Steve McMichael (and his hot wife), and there was also this awkward situation where me and the Tight End from some Pac-10 school analyzed game highlights on the flat screen in the bathroom of Cheli's Chili Bar.

Bullet! Bullet! Bullet!

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> No, to these girls, Emily's Post costs extra.

Michael Bertin

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> They don't read Emily Post but they ride a post.

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> The girl on the left just looks misplaced.

BurghGirl

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> "Hey, Phil? Could you pull Berman's expense report for January 2005?"
"Sure. What's up?"
"Could be somethin'; could be nothin'. Thanks, Phil."

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Long gloves are usually a bit much, it's true. But these girls are Pros. I'm wagering they don't read Emily Post.

BoSox Siobhan

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Reminds me of that old Berman ad when he walks up to the buffet table and says, 'Hey, some spread, eh?'

Yes, Chris. Some Spread. Some spread indeed.

blackaces

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Berman in the first pic: "This might be the best Super Bowl ever."
Berman in the second pic: "Uh oh, I have shat myself."

Michael Bertin

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> I wouldn't classify that as a death stare in photo two. It's more like a moment of old man look. It is how I imagine Hef looks 5 seconds after he gets into the limo after a night out at Concorde with his "girlfriends".

Microbano

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> HPZ...."pass the J" or "smell my fingers"? Maybe she's a Panther's cheerleader?

Bullet! Bullet! Bullet!

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> I met her in a club down in Jacksonville,
I told I don't wear condoms and asked if she was on the pill.

Lola Lo LO lO Lola

She said when it comes to pregnancy I don't give a damn.
Because my exterior is female but inside I'm a man.

Lola Lo Lo Lo Lola

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> That really looks like Peter Gammons getting some seriously young tail, in the extreme right of the top pic.

Dr. Jonas Venture, Jr.

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Hey UM, we expect photographic evidence if anything like this goes down at Love tonight.

my primary concern is flying champagne bottles from the vip section...as long as they don't hit me i'll get some pics.

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Thanks, goathair, that is better. And don't worry, I'll keep my eyes open at board game night tonight with my wife's friends. Balderdash turns ladies into sluts.

SteveJeltzFan

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> B!B!B!: regular rules don't apply to hoes.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> BBQ - i like your system, but you really rate 2nd from the left as a 4am and the chaperone at the other end as a 2am?

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> If you look at the first picture, it looks like the hooker on the far right appears to be completing a round of "pass the joint". At the same time, Berman looks like he is blowing smoke into the ghostly hooker next to him.

In the next picture, Berman and Ghost Face both appear to be suffering the effects of the sticky icky, as Earl Boykins dances in front of them.

I could play this game all day.

HeavyPettingZoo

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Do you think he's got Chris Mortensen talking into his ear with updates on which of these ladies have certain STDs?

"Well Boom, my sources tell me that the girl at the end with the gloves most likely has HPV. Doesn't look like she's gonna be able to go tonight. Back to you guys."

PaulU

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Now....I'm no lady....but it would appear to me that formal dinner gloves may be a little much for a super bowl party [girl on left that looks like Miss Elizabeth].

Vaginarchy...please advise.

Bullet! Bullet! Bullet!

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> He musta thought it was White Boy Day? Is it White Boy Day?

Nah man, it ain't White Boy Day. It's Friday.

Well then that's PIMP Day. Toss me a burner.

Nacho Friendly

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Conversation in the first picture:

Blonde: So you work at ESPM Stuart?

CB: Boo-yah!

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> When the fellas and I were younger, we could describe the girl we took home from the bar by telling what time we left with them. And so:

11:00, 4:00 a.m., dude, 11:00, 12:00, 2:00 a.m., dude

Bad Barbecue

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Sir HH, glad to help in the case. But don't forget the one with the gloves. While the heel might be smaller, those are clear as well.

SA

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> since he was seen last weekend with his tongue down britney's throat, with his baby and babymomma at home, is there anyway Leinart can get back into the tourny?

Triple B

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Hey UM, we expect photographic evidence when something like this goes down at Love tonight.

Fixed it for you.

goathair

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> metschick: If Berman was anywhere near it, your place wouldn't be special anymore. Stay the course!

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> BigTen: You could be right; I just assumed CB would only hang with trannies.

Either way, she's got a sweet adam's apple.

Trent

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Hey UM, we expect photographic evidence if anything like this goes down at Love tonight.

SteveJeltzFan

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> See...if this was a Huey Lewis concert...fat fuck Berman would be blowing him instead of pretending to like women.

Lindsay Lohans Left Boob

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> that was us in Jacksonville, the funniest part of the whole trip was that Boom was really feeling the little rapper and he had like a bling bling Mickey Mouse watch that was like $5 bucks.

We were so drunk that we thought the guy on the left was Tom Jackson so my buddy John goes "Tom Jackson from?!!" and I yelled "Louisville!"

truesportsfan

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> This picture makes it pretty clear that Berman has entered in to an intimate relationship with all of these women. He needs to disclose this information to HR.

goathair

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> I'd hit 'em

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Here's a fun trick...look at the first picture, and imagine that Berman is making monke noises to the ugly blonde girl.

OOO OOO OOO

Bullet! Bullet! Bullet!

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> I knew should have been a ho. I would have gotten to go to VIP parties at the Super Bowl.

BurghGirl

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> This is like Christmas....only with hookers, Berman, and Lebron's kid.

Well, that's exactly what MY Christmas was like - what did YOU do?

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> That's nothing to the tail Scott Van Pelt pulls at the Cork 'N Bottle in Dewey

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> It's pictures like that that make me ashamed to be a woman. I'd rather be celibate for the rest of my life than let Berman anywhere near my special place.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> From?!? The Red Light District.

I'm definitely voting Boomer now

Senator Boomdog

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> This is like Christmas....only with hookers, Berman, and Lebron's kid.

MJ

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Where Song Girls go to die....

Rozelle’s Bagman

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> well played SHH, well played.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Far, far right looks like Woody Paige. Which makes me sad.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> I do believe there's a dream for everyone...

THIS IS OUR COUNTRY.

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> The irony of it all:

The girl in gold is none other than Dee Mirich.

Now how do you vote?

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Damn, wrong post. sorry guys. I'm easily confused.

Bad Barbecue

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> she's a pro - she probably suggested it.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> He must be giving the one on his lap the shocker with his left mitt. She looks remarkably composed.

Lt. Exley

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> The Silverado commercial can go to hell with the Titian commercial. Damn Black Sabbath for ever writing that song!

BurghGirl

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Harold Reynolds and Mike Tirico eat your hearts out.

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> I'm interested in what a female gym teacher looks like the way I'm interested in what Dee Minch looks like.

That is to say I'm not interested.

Bad Barbecue

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Trent - if you seriously think the chick in the gold dress is a tranny, we need to talk.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> this is why i voted berman, people. he's just a consistent performer, year in and year out. the fucking horse just stands there and reads his fan mail.

also: i regret to report there is a Canadian version of the Mellencamp Chevy commercial. Same song, images as follows:
Cowboys, loggers, oil well, hunters, lighthouse, Bobby Hull in the national team uniform, and some other stuff.
All that's missing is Don Cherry pistol-whipping a foreigner, but they've pretty much got our country's imagery locked up tight.
Makes me mad I drive a Civic.

Cockeye Jones

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Oh, that's definitely TJ at the end of the couch. Berman pays him to call out when Berman's finished with one of the girls:

"Tranny in the gold dress? You got...JACKED UP!"

Trent

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> The guy in the first picture on the far left looks like Randy Jackson to me.

BurghGirl

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> B!B!B! - I sorta have to agree...

BurghGirl

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Bullet X3 - I vote for Joe Simpson.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Gentleman Masher- that isn't a pleather sofa. It's Jason Whitlock.

HeavyPettingZoo

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Far, far right, first picture....I think that's Jerry Springer. Anyone agree/disagree?

Bullet! Bullet! Bullet!

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Oh, and 2nd from right only had one leg.

Hextall454

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Whoa! Felicity Huffman (r) got hot!

Hextall454

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> You're with me silicone.

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Isn't that LeBron's kid, again?

niiiice...he's like the new waldo

Jews everywhere think he's the new Zelig.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Tom Jackson and Michael Irvin say when Berman gets home he's going to get... JACKED UP!!!

BigRicks

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> No one wants to point out that he's on what appears to at least be a pleather sofa? No one?

Okay...I'll do it...

The Gentleman Masher

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> looks like Webster is about to get....JACKED UP!!!

Body by Sabathia

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> You're with me, syphilis.

Ron

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Jacksonville's "Night Under The Sea" themed Super Bowl

You mean the Enchantment Under the Sea Supe. That's where Boomer McFly kissed Leather for the first time.

The bodyguard/cell phone guy is Black Biff. "What're you lookin' at, butthead?!?"

Metsterioso

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Are we really differentiating between plain-vanilla, hot-ass dirty skanks that we indirectly pay for and those that simply decide to turn pro?

The guy obviously gets more ass than a toilet seat. Mr. Berman, I salute you.


[Golf Clap]

Stranger in the Alps

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Berman gets classier looking hookers than I do.

mike, you live in west virginia

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> At least if they were on a cruise ship they would have personal flotation devices - my god I need to find the girl wearing gold!

Wingman

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Barbaro is a wholesome competitor.... Barbaro would never be caught getting his picture taken with a bunch of skanky prom rejects. He could have them if he wanted to!!!!

I vote Barbaro

BurghGirl

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> BoSox Sally, don't you mean

= Stripper who takes it in the extra mile?

Hustler of Culture

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Jumanji!

BigRicks

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Berman gets classier looking hookers than I do.

Moonshine Mike

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> "The Super Bowl is the Super Bowl for hookers" is the early favorite for Deadspin line of the year.

Good vs Evil

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Yes. He's PMSing pretty bad right now.

I was underwhelmed by last night, although anything suffers in comparison to the Christmas episode.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Those three at the end of the couch (right side) look like they're in a crappy liquor or cigarette print ad. We should just crop them and photoshop a Kool or Bailey's logo underneath them.

Sandy Magic Jackson

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Kinda rude of him to make T.J. stand at the end of the couch while he hogs all the glory.

Moletran

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> It is time for Will to reveal the source for the Leather story. Or at least promise to do so after he (the source) dies, Woodward style.

J. Henry Waugh

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Isn't that LeBron's kid, again?

niiiice...he's like the new waldo

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Wow, this story just keeps getting better.

Here's to Berman and his continued endorsement deal with Tommy Bahama.

sportsHUMAN of the year... VOTE BERMAN.

McSwollenvich

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Picture 2 looks like the girls have lost interest in Berman and have now set their sights on an even bigger celebrity: Freddie Prince Jr.

Denis Lemieux

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Is the one second from the right touching the other's cooter in photo 1?

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Your honor, I would like to present to the court three pieces of evidence that make it clear that these women are, in fact, strippers.

Exhibit A: As my esteemed colleague SA astutely pointed out, the lap-sitting stripper is wearing clear heels. I believe it was Justice C. Rock that once opined "there are no strippers in college & there are no clear heels in biology class."

Exhibit B: The addition of gloves as evening wear point to but one thing - the stripper on the far left is the glamorous one. The gloves serve as an extra item for her to remove to further entice the clientele.

Exhibit C: Security guards. They are the bookends on this stripper sandwich. Everyone knows that strippers don't travel anywhere without the requisite meatdicks to serve as some sort of security blanket.

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> I'm glad there was still room in the VIP room after Berman left the Jimmy Buffet concert.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Who's the man to his left (on the right of the pic)? Is it Mike Tice? Or Vito Teh Gay Mobster?

SmedIndy

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> I hated Chris Berman until now and didn't know who to vote for. That picture is flat out amazing and swung my vote.

His death stare at Lil'Bow Wow/Romeo is priceless. Either that or that is the exact moment his Viagra wore off, the hot brunette is laughing about to the people on the right, and Berman realizes he isn't going... all... the... way.

HeavyPettingZoo

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Isn't that LeBron's kid, again?

Celerino Sanchez

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Clear heels + bad fake tatterbags = stripper who goes the extra mile.

BoSox Siobhan

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Good to see Jenn Sterger enjoying a night out on the town on Berman's lap.

Scott Chill

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> So which one is his wife?

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> He could... go... all...the.. way!

Moletran

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Is that Jay Bilas picking up Berman's leftovers?

Spectacular Sam

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> does that mean berman is gonna start crying like a bitch?

Yes. He's PMSing pretty bad right now.

goathair

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> These must be fly-ins. When I went to the Super Bowl in New Orleans a few years ago a friend who worked as a concierge at a hotel there told me that lots of hookers flew in for the weekend from Dallas, Houston, Atlanta, New York and Miami. And that was New Orleans; this is Jacksonville.

The Super Bowl is like the Super Bowl for hookers.

Lt. Exley

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Berman's getting this kind of attention all while sporting a Hawaiian shirt. Most impressive.

The_Governor

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Yahtzee!

badbabu

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> well there's nothing I can do...i only wanna be with yooooouuuu...and you...and you...and you...

Jake Taylor

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> does that mean berman is gonna start crying like a bitch?

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> After seeing this, my New Year's Resolution is to be fatter, shorter, balder, stupider and consequently get some pretty high quality ass.

Aristophanes

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Are those clear heels?

SA

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> We're taking this in the wrong way. It's Berman's new band: Boomer and the Fluffers. From left to right: Diva, Pasty, Oscar, Barbaro and Mopper.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> SlickBomb, I'm guessing that Berman's wife is as fat and complacent as Johnny Sack's. She knows her role.

SteveJeltzFan

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> does Will have it in for Barbaro?

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> I like the second pic. Berman's leg is hurting with the legs/bodies resting on it, but he doesn't want to admit it. "Must...block...out...pain..."

MidwestCoastBias

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Um, where is Mark Chmura?

micke

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> So this is how Tamara Tootle used her bribe money... and she bought some nice gloves too.

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> The facts are clear:

Berman pays for it.
Bobby gets paid for it.

Vote Barbaro.

bayouboiler

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> What's up with that "blonde" there?

jake(ymon)

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Is that Steve Sanders on the right of the top pic?

TheCardCheat

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> seriously, Berman is ready to beat some ass in the second pic. Presumably someone yelled out his catchphrase.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Hey Berman, is silicone kosher?

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Sure they do. It's English. Impossible.

goathair

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> The facts are clear:

Berman gets hookers
Barbaro gets Dee Mirch

VOTE BERMAN

Satyr Icon

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Berman paid an extra $5 for the permanent nip slip.

Drew Magary

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> MOM!?

Fornelli

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> I can't shake the image of Berman standing in his hotel room in front of the mirror before going out psyching himself up going "oh yeah those are some nice khakis, ooooh sweet Hawaiian print shirt, the ladies are gonna love you, you're the man! He could go..."

Gage

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> You know what the best part about this is? Deadspin will end up in the Berman's divorce settlement, and we can all use the same jokes all over again!

SlickBomb

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> That's some high quality velvet rope isn't it Cleetus?

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> someone farted in the second pic. i'm assuming it's the blonde.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> This is clearly the October Surprise of SHOTY

HoyaSoxa

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Where's Leather?

Kung Fu Cantona

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> I completely forgot about Jacksonville's "Night Under The Sea" themed Super Bowl starring 'Lil "I don't know how many shoes I have but I think I'm blessed" Romeo.

Skittles and lox empanada

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> PQCrash, the question is, which hooker did coke off Berman's dome?

Technicolor Jan Stenerud

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> definitely the best use of Deadspin widescreen EVER

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> You're jamaican me crazy!

Bronson

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> UM, I think that's his O face.

SteveJeltzFan

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> How did Lil Bow Wow get invited?????

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> 44 - dat's what I'm talkin' 'bout!

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> unhappiest guy in the room? the black guy from malcolm in the middle who is acting like a faux-security guard and showing off his phone's belt clip...

12 Inches of JT Snow

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> So which hooker's ass did Boomer snort coke off of?

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Her face???? You were looking at her face?

Me and Willie McGee

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> So who's the guy getting Boomer's runoff?

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Vote BARBARO!

SpecialKay

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Berman is a greater sports human than Jesus

BigRicks

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> BUSTED!!!

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> I was wondering if the Barbarino propaganda would stop long enough to give Berman a shot at his rightful place atop the Deadspin universe.

effin

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> they were all seen later that night riding through Jacksonville with their heads out of the limo sunroof

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Is Berman making monkey faces on purpose?

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> The Jamaicans don't have a word for "impossible".

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> BTO, I'm not a big fan of her face, but from the neck down... sweet sassy molassey.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> I was just scouring the internet looking for definitive proof that God doesn't exist. Thanks for cutting the time down to 2 minutes, Deadspin.

Moobs

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> OMG! That chick on Berman's lap is outrageous. But she probably went home with Lil' Bow Wow.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> I hope someone warned him about the vampire sitting next to him. The last thing this world needs is an undead Chris Berman.

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Emmanuel Lewis raps now?

bayouboiler

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Hoe ville

(Is it Hoeville....Hoville... or Hoe Ville?)

BurghGirl

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> i think i just found my new screen saver.

suicidewatch

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Fat boy looks just like Tony Soprano did when he came out of the coma. Jeesh, are you sure this wasn't taken at Bada Bing's?

Jefferson DArcy

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Was he at a freaking prom?

bizzo5000

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Berman loves prom night.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> If you'll excuse me, I need to go shotgun myself in the face...

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> my lord.

drrew

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Hes staring at Lil Romeo like he wants to fight.

Ben

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> They have to be strippers and Berman's got to be paying for their attention

Vote Barbaro

DannyG

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> its a Man... baby!!

StreakinTheQuad

]]> <![CDATA[The View Is Great From Here!]]> Damn, that a lot of hookers.

Spaceman Bill Leah needs a full-length puffy coat

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