If Sean Salisbury Asks You To Look At His Phone, Don't Do It - Deadspin Comments

If Sean Salisbury Asks You To Look At His Phone, Don't Do It

Dread — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 11:25:54 EDT

Hi Fullbrights!

Dread

If Sean Salisbury Asks You To Look At His Phone, Don't Do It

Trackback — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 01:43:19 EDT

Has baseball lost its place as America’s sexiest sport? Exhibit A: Friday, Ballsiest.com posted what it claims is Mickey Mantle’s actual response to a 1972 letter from the Yankees asking for his most outstanding Yankee Stadium experience: Back in Mantle’s time baseball was not...

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If Sean Salisbury Asks You To Look At His Phone, Don't Do It

cromartie — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:49:50 EST

Pam Oliver. No question.

cromartie

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cromartie — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:49:29 EST

Count me in for a shot of metschick79's rack.

cromartie

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truesportsfan — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:47:54 EST

who has gobbled more knob

Shelley Smith or Pam Oliver?

truesportsfan

If Sean Salisbury Asks You To Look At His Phone, Don't Do It

cincinnatisucksass — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:06:46 EST

So when do we start the poll on ESPN female most likely to have seen it and then done more??

My money is on Shelley Smith.

cincinnatisucksass

If Sean Salisbury Asks You To Look At His Phone, Don't Do It

truesportsfan — Sun, 07 Jan 2007 11:48:23 EST

Salsbury showing his steak isn't a surprise, his the biggest creep on ESPN with the way he bullies John "GQ" Clayton with his "mine is bigger than yours" attitude when they go "4 downs.

I'm curious what HR did.....

truesportsfan

If Sean Salisbury Asks You To Look At His Phone, Don't Do It

War Penguin — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 22:04:52 EST

And Sean Salisbury wasn't even a kicker.

War Penguin

If Sean Salisbury Asks You To Look At His Phone, Don't Do It

JONinFLA — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 21:55:28 EST

Sending pervy email to female SportsCenter staffers...Mike Tirico...3 months off.

Peeing out an open window and directly onto an off-duty cop...Gary Miller...two months off.

Getting an email of metschick's rack...priceless.

JONinFLA

If Sean Salisbury Asks You To Look At His Phone, Don't Do It

Dread — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 20:33:26 EST

As part of the terms of his return, ESPN is requiring Salisbury to use a picture of Warren Moon's penis.

Dread

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HappyFeltonsGloryHole — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 19:44:36 EST

+1 hoi polloi

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

If Sean Salisbury Asks You To Look At His Phone, Don't Do It

Metschick — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 18:20:14 EST

It was just one of the perks of ESPN Mobile.

Any jokes about ESPN mobile make me laugh more than I should.

Metschick

If Sean Salisbury Asks You To Look At His Phone, Don't Do It

twoeightnine — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 17:47:38 EST

yes you should. i'll email you my number.

twoeightnine

If Sean Salisbury Asks You To Look At His Phone, Don't Do It

twoeightnine — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 17:46:58 EST

It was just one of the perks of ESPN Mobile.

twoeightnine

If Sean Salisbury Asks You To Look At His Phone, Don't Do It

Metschick — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 17:43:40 EST

I guess I should take a cell phone pic of my boobs? I really don't understand people who take cell phone pics of their goodies.

Metschick

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Abe Froman — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 17:34:05 EST

when espn calls themsleves the "worldwide leader", i'm assuming they're referring to sexual perversions, right?

Abe Froman

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Abe Froman — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 17:29:59 EST

barbaro would never take a cellphone photo of his penis.

his fans, however...

Abe Froman

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Metschick — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 17:02:15 EST

a dick on a phone

Metschick

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SA — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 16:58:56 EST

Having been sick all morning, I finally felt well enough to check out Deadspin this afternoon. Thanks a lot MJD, I'm feel sick again.

If Sean Salisbury Asks You To Look At His Phone, Don't Do It

Moonshine Mike — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 16:58:42 EST

I have not shown my junk to anyone who hasn't asked.

But I bet Michael Irvin is laughing his ass off from that story of "sean! of course chicks dig seeing your dick on the phone! trust me man!"

Moonshine Mike

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Philistine — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 16:57:02 EST

Can we get it with a ringtone?

Philistine

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-s — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 16:49:42 EST

Is the cell phone screen life size?

-s

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preciousroy — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 16:44:33 EST

TSW: Why do men want to show me their penises?
TSW: I have to see Sean Salisbury's penis.

preciousroy

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TheStarterWife — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 16:34:20 EST

I'm replused... for many reasons.

Why do some men want to show women their junk? Why do they think that we're going like pictures of this? I've had it happen to me a couple of times through the years, and I have NEVER understood why these men love their penises so much, and think we gush at the sight of them?

I've always wondered that whole bag of neurosis was about.

2) It had to have happened at work, unless there is some sort of "you are the image of the company" clause in his contract.

3) Why did it take so long for this story to break? And if it is on his phone, chances are, it is on an email account somewhere. Which means we need to SEE IT RIGHT NOW SO WE CAN ALL LAUGH AT IT!

TheStarterWife

If Sean Salisbury Asks You To Look At His Phone, Don't Do It

preciousroy — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 16:09:03 EST

Winslow:

I was going to offer up Steve Young to undermine your assertion, then I remembered, "Oh yeah. He's a Mormon."

preciousroy

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Mitch Comstein, my roommate — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 15:52:29 EST

BaseballBookshelf wins

"Mid day at the grocery store a dick on a phone"

Mitch Comstein, my roommate

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ltwinslow — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 15:34:43 EST

i love it that the Playmaker is the sanest, most normal person on that network.

ltwinslow

If Sean Salisbury Asks You To Look At His Phone, Don't Do It

BaseballBookshelf — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 15:32:07 EST

One, pull your pants down low;
Two, put your dick on the phoooone'
Three, let her open the phone

BaseballBookshelf

If Sean Salisbury Asks You To Look At His Phone, Don't Do It

Kubes — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 15:30:27 EST

tater29, it's actually an essential part of their vetting process for new employees.

Kubes

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tater — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 15:24:35 EST

The Day of An Erin Andrews Flash >>>>>> any USC Cheerleader Butt

tater

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BigTenObsession — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 15:23:30 EST

Well, no one said that Salisbury showed it to other ESPN employees, so there is no sexual harassment here (unlike HR). There is, however, a sexual assault on the eyes of unfortunate women.

BigTenObsession

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Satyr Icon — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 15:17:15 EST

I'm still hoping for an Erin Andrews flash, showing either top or bottoms....its almost ESPN protocol now to do something like that....

Satyr Icon

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Tuffy — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 15:15:59 EST

tater29: Do you mean "be an athlete"? That's what I heard.

Also, John Kruk did this so he could see it every once in awhile.

Tuffy

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Simon Phoenix — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 15:12:22 EST

I bet he calls it the Salisbury Steak. I would. I do.

Simon Phoenix

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SpecialKay — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 15:10:51 EST

Arn: The only thing a stunt like that gets you is a swift kick to the 'nads. Trust me.

However re: your daughter...I'd still be afraid if I were you. Two words. Chris. Berman.

SpecialKay

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StuScott Booyahs — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 15:09:04 EST

Salisbury stole that idea from me ... and I stole the idea from Jeff Reed

StuScott Booyahs

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tater — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 15:08:55 EST

I'm fully convinced to be able to work at ESPN you must have some sort of mental or sexual disorder.

tater

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Arn Ziffel — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 15:05:31 EST

I got to get the female deadspineer perspective on this one just to make sure I'm not going crazy or completely lost my mind since I've been married so long. Mid to late 40's guy with modest amount of notoriety/celebrity/cash walks up to an attractive bright young woman college intern. Said guy is a known married man with kids and commences to lead off with "Hey look who called" and proceeds to show the her the "junk". There really are women go for this. I am afraid for my daughter

Arn Ziffel

If Sean Salisbury Asks You To Look At His Phone, Don't Do It

The Big Picture — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 15:05:12 EST

salisbury and jeff reed are both in talks with a major porn studio to make a movie. together.

The Big Picture

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Super King — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 14:58:04 EST

"See this baby...I can hold up three clipboards with this thing."

Super King

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Southeast Jerome — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 14:57:30 EST

What a cork soaker.

Southeast Jerome

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Moonshine Mike — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 14:57:16 EST

Salisbury named his penis "upside"

Moonshine Mike

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Chris — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 14:54:55 EST

Back when this douche was just an ex-backup-QB in San Diego, he tried to pick up this girl I was dating, by regaling her with tales of clipboard holding . . . and showing her pictures of his kids.

Chris

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frostillicus — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 14:53:35 EST

Well at least SOMEBODY was using ESPN Mobile.

frostillicus

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Becky_MI — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 14:49:39 EST

Man am I glad I skipped the Old Shillelagh last year. Sean Salisbury's weiner seems the kind of stuff that would give me nightmares WELL into 2010...

Becky_MI

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Doctor Lingerie — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 14:49:38 EST

Why is that "selfish," Mike Freeman? If anything, it's a form of sharing.

Doctor Lingerie

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CliffX — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 14:46:57 EST

Watch your back, Merrill Hoge.

CliffX

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Matt Sussman — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 14:46:36 EST

I expected way more professionalism from a one-time Battlebots analyst.

Matt Sussman

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ltwinslow — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 14:46:02 EST

ok, just so i am clear on this...

Salisbury shows cellphone pics of his cock to female employees, and gets suspended...

my man HR gives a broad a hug and he gets canned??!?!?!?

i call bullshit. we not getting the full story on HR.

oh, and are we all in agreement that salisbury and jeff reed compare cell phone cock pics?

ltwinslow

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PaulU — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 14:45:03 EST

I heard that Golic tried this once, but after Greenberg took him up on the offer, he no longer needed to continue doing it.

PaulU

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PQ Crash — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 14:42:37 EST

The sad thing is that this guy had the opportunity to be Matt Leinart's QB coach.

PQ Crash

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THE hoi polloi — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 14:41:57 EST

"Ask me about my weinerrrrrr!"

THE hoi polloi

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jwaves2007 — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 14:38:48 EST

He's not a punter I thought only punters could do stuff like that.

jwaves2007

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soozycue — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 14:30:29 EST

Sean Salisbury is a fuckin douchebag.

The end.

soozycue

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Oh, Chet! — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 14:28:49 EST

I was really, really hoping that I would never have anything to add to the football-play-cell-phone-dong-photo thread BUT...

The star of "The Longest Yard" redux was, in fact, spotted offering a Salisbury Cell Phone Schlong Retrospective to female patrons of the Old Shillelagh in Greektown, Detroit, the week preceeding Super Bowl XL.

If football player cell phone dick shots are outlawed, then only outlaws will have football player cell phone dick shots. Or something.

Oh, Chet!

If Sean Salisbury Asks You To Look At His Phone, Don't Do It

cg — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 14:28:47 EST

Might try that move at the bar tonight. I'll report back tomorrow and let you know how it goes.

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twoeightnine — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 14:28:04 EST

let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

twoeightnine

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Jefferson DArcy — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 14:26:57 EST

The NFL analyst who shall not be named that took a picture of his penis with a cell phone camera and has shown it to numerous, uncomfortable women

I guess he was trying to make John Clayton jealous.

Jefferson DArcy

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wildcatfan — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 14:24:44 EST

The cell phone cock pictures is becoming a little too familiar of a tag around here for my comfort.

wildcatfan

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Aristophanes — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 14:24:18 EST

And the prohibitive favorite for SHOTY II has emerged.

Aristophanes