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Something To Think About While Watching Sean Salisbury

BrooklynMetFan — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 13:46:19 EST

I'll never understand the thrill of showing girls pictures of your Pig.

If he's fishing for ass he should try sending to gay men since I'd venture to guess the odds would go way up

BrooklynMetFan

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UNC_Samurai — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 12:43:01 EST

Wags13

Let's be grateful we haven't heard from Dan Orner.

UNC_Samurai

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GordonShumway — Tue, 09 Jan 2007 09:43:27 EST

There is no good reason to show your sidekick on your Sidekick. Ever.

GordonShumway

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Rodeo Queen — Tue, 09 Jan 2007 00:28:59 EST

When these guys spend so much time getting headshots on-air, it only figures that they'd want to give the other head some equal time.

Rodeo Queen

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StAlphonzo — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 19:32:43 EST

Sean is hung like a bull chipmonk.
Signed,
Harold Reynolds

StAlphonzo

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Wolverines — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 16:29:51 EST

How could such a huge cock actually have such a little one?

Wolverines

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Robert Barone’s Dog — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 15:22:02 EST

What idiot would use a cell phone cam to boast about his junk? What's he saying to himself? "Man, this little screen is going to make me look HUGE!"

Robert Barone’s Dog

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Dirk Calloway — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 15:00:09 EST

For what it's worth, Reynolds was the one who got Salisbury suspended. The Private Investigator that HR hired was the one who dug the whole thing up.

Dirk Calloway

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40 minutes of Heel — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 14:59:38 EST

wait- you won't post the picture of Salisbury's junk, but you have no problem posting Skippy Reed's junk cleavage?

40 minutes of Heel

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Kid Canada — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 14:57:20 EST

She also had dated Rob Schnieder. They were comparably out of my league in the money/fame department... and considerably below my level in a different area.

YU CAN DU EET!
YU CAN DU EET ALLL NIGHT LONNNNG!

Kid Canada

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KD — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 14:49:52 EST

Who doesn't appreciate a picture of a good Salisbury Tube Steak every once in a while?

Something To Think About While Watching Sean Salisbury

Moonshine Mike — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 14:30:23 EST

don't hate UM. I've got to to database extractions all afternoon.

Moonshine Mike

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timhust — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 14:30:14 EST

I would laugh at the pic, you shoudl run it.

T-Dawg -- From what I can tell, your sweet lady might be a whore. Sounds like she'd do any "celebrity" -- which means posting on this board must be really getting some play in the marketplace! Cool. Do you ever get her to call you "Nasty Boy" or "Duece Bigalow" in bed?

TJH

timhust

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Ladies love Fennis — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 14:24:31 EST

Salisbury was fat, right? He probably hadn't seen the little guy for a while. Perfectly. Reasonable.

Ladies love Fennis

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Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 14:15:55 EST

Sean Salisbury -- putting the SEMEN in AMUSEMENT.

Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan

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The Gentleman Masher — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 14:11:11 EST

Once again proving that you can't spell Penis without ESPN.

I don't care if someone's already said it...I thought of it myself!

The Gentleman Masher

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KOGOD — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 14:02:34 EST

bastard

KOGOD

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Moonshine Mike — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 14:00:32 EST

T-Dawg, like all Male Deadspinners, are rich, with chiseled bodies and are well endowed.

I think my brownie is kicking in early...oi vey!

Moonshine Mike

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Moonshine Mike — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:53:05 EST

I think it's time to eat my "adult brownie" which I brought for lunch.

Thank You Santa.

Moonshine Mike

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oscarfactor — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:51:18 EST

Now the question is will John Clayton reference said penile pictorial the next time the WWL does one of those inane point/counterpoint segments with Salisbury and Clayton.

oscarfactor

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THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:43:44 EST

I'm guessing Li'l Sean, unlike Li'l Penny, has never been anywhere near Tyra Banks.

THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY

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Dread — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:41:07 EST

Before we continue, Sean Salisbury has his own website? For what? What the hell did he do that deserves a website?

He runs a seminar on how to make football more interesting to women.

The jokes really write themselves.

Dread

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Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:37:21 EST

+1 Unfinished Novel. +1 with a bullet.

Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan

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ScottVanPeltIsMyHero — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:36:21 EST

Before we continue, Sean Salisbury has his own website? For what? What the hell did he do that deserves a website?

I'm with Bobby Bowden, the eBays are really starting to piss me off too, when Sean and his lil friend have their own website.

ScottVanPeltIsMyHero

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Mitch Comstein, my roommate — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:35:53 EST

but, can 289 find the t-shirt i ordered from him on the googles?

Mitch Comstein, my roommate

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goathair — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:33:19 EST

If Lil' Sean is anything like his Super Tecmo Bowl counterpart, he too is second string.

goathair

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RBS — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:33:08 EST

Bravo to Sean for announcing his 2007 SHOTY candidacy so early.

RBS

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Stan_Kowalski — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:28:29 EST

From Sean's photo gallery:

"We have lots of photos to show you. Check back soon!"

Don't think I'll be back

Stan_Kowalski

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Will Leitchs Unfinished Novel — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:28:22 EST

I'll be wating breathlessly for the ESPN ombudsman to come down hard against this type of behavior.

Will Leitchs Unfinished Novel

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UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:26:51 EST

I wonder what resolution he used. 640x480? 320x240?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

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Chief Wahoo — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:26:03 EST

I hear Clayton puts even Joselio Hanson to shame.

Chief Wahoo

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Will Leitchs Unfinished Novel — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:25:10 EST

I heard Salisbury breaking down the intricacies of holding on a kick on the radio this AM (Mike and Mike, maybe?). Finally, the one thing this dickhead did in the NFL which he is qualified to talk about and to critique others about.

Will Leitchs Unfinished Novel

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Moonshine Mike — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:25:06 EST

Sean's Garter Snake.

I am glad I will not see this in my lifetime. I can handle accidently seeing Jude Law's penis for example, he looks like someone who puts his to use. But the Salis-nater? On the DL

Moonshine Mike

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Dread — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:24:48 EST

Perfect time for Deadspin to revitalize the Shawon, er, Sean-O-Meter

Dread

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Metschick — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:24:21 EST

T-dawg: I hope you're also better looking than those two schmoes.

Metschick

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Good vs Evil — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:24:03 EST

I thought ESPN's NFL coverage seemed unusually flaccid.

Good vs Evil

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:23:46 EST

He's like a hi tech Zeke Mowatt.....

Hit Bull Win Steak

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MoClarettMoProblems — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:21:10 EST

who would want to see Salis' berries?

MoClarettMoProblems

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Body by Sabathia — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:20:34 EST

My favorite is the poll conducted on who the culprit in which John Clayton recieved the most votes in a landslide.

Body by Sabathia

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ScottVanPeltIsMyHero — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:20:07 EST

Lil Sean is probably about as long as his NFL career, so in other words not that long.

ScottVanPeltIsMyHero

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jwaves2007 — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:18:43 EST

i bet 289 can find it on the google

jwaves2007

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Carmen McFanzone — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:18:35 EST

I thought ESPN's NFL coverage seemed unusually lucid.

Carmen McFanzone

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T-dawg — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:18:23 EST

I once dated a girl that "dated" Rob Dibble in his Reds days (not knowing he was married)... knowing what she said about him, I doubt he would also be showing his "battle bot" around the office.

She also had dated Rob Schnieder. They were comparably out of my league in the money/fame department... and considerably below my level in a different area.

So I got that going for me, which is nice.

T-dawg

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Stranger in the Alps — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:18:16 EST

Let's be clear here: There is absolutely nothing wrong with sharing pictures of your junk with random girls. Just have the decency to pick a proper audience like your aerobics class or, perhaps, the Laker Girls.

But at the office?? That's a disgusting act.

Stranger in the Alps

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Frinklin — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:18:16 EST

-Thinking about Lil Sean

Reason 2,583 to hate the WWL.

Frinklin

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Ron — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:16:18 EST

No, we said it was Salisbury steak, not Salisbury's snake.

Ron

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THE hoi polloi — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:15:15 EST

Thank god Will and MJD are not one and the same. I was terrified all morning that I would ALT-Tab over to Deadspin and see a Motorola with Salisbury cack on the screen...

THE hoi polloi

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Christmas Ape — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:12:12 EST

Shouldn't have sent it to the "Packing" e-mail, that guy just forwards it to everybody.

Christmas Ape

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SteveJeltzFan — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:12:03 EST

have you seen my wiener?

SteveJeltzFan

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KOGOD — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:09:04 EST

He calls it his Battle Bot

KOGOD

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Denis Lemieux — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:08:40 EST

Dan Marino diet

lots of coke and punching random objects?

And I now hate myself a little because the first thing I thought of when reading this story was his cameo in The Longest Yard.

Denis Lemieux

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TheStarterWife — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:08:30 EST

Why do I want to make a 'Is Salisbury steak or ground chuck?' joke so badly?

TheStarterWife

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Shorty — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:08:27 EST

I imagine lil' sean is quite "lil"...and i literally laughed out loud when golic and kruk were in that nutrisystem commercial

Shorty

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Frinklin — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:08:21 EST

At least it's not Clayton.

Frinklin

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Drew Magary — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:07:44 EST

It's funny, because every time I watch him on TV, I think to myself, "He's the kind of asshole that would take a photo of his cock and show it to everyone."

Scary.

Drew Magary

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Summer-of-George — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:07:31 EST

He must have a zoom button on his cell phone camera.

Summer-of-George

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heyzeus — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:07:23 EST

And yet Deadspin runs kicker dong?

heyzeus

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Christ Sabo — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:05:37 EST

I'm not gonna lie, I want to see it. Just curious, that's all. Like Tommy Lee and Vince Neil. That's not gay, right? Right?

Christ Sabo

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badbabu — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:05:10 EST

Does it "cum" in kelly green?

badbabu

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soozycue — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:04:55 EST

Seriously, Salisbury makes me want to throw up in my lap.

soozycue

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Wingman — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:03:52 EST

Maybe the female staffers could tell us if Sean Jr. also lost 55 lbs on the Dan Marino diet.

Wingman

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Kathleen Turner Overdrive — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:03:50 EST

The Deadspin Vaginarchy doesn't even wanna see this douchebag's little dick.

Kathleen Turner Overdrive

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SteveJeltzFan — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:02:36 EST

But if you have this photo, please do not send it to us
See, this is the difference between Will and MJD. Weekend daddy would run it.

SteveJeltzFan

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THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:02:13 EST

Well this should answer the burning question, "Does Sean use that much make up all over?"

THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY

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Frinklin — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:01:59 EST

There are no words for this.

Frinklin