Nothing About This Suggests "Paradise" - Deadspin Comments

Nothing About This Suggests "Paradise"

Elvis Stojko — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 20:20:33 EST

And speaking of Weird Al, his parody of Chamillionaire is amazing...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TiCty3DMFC4&mode=related&search...

Elvis Stojko

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Elvis Stojko — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 20:17:37 EST

Coolio can't say shit to Weird Al after borrowing the song from Stevie Wonder.

Elvis Stojko

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Denis Lemieux — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 18:40:50 EST

Coolio wasn't too happy when Weird Al used this song, I imagine after he hears this, Coolio is going to straight up murder this dude..

Denis Lemieux

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amr — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 16:47:11 EST

Okay, I may hate the Vikings, but it's a self-loathing. I hate the Packers in a much different way, except this year, when they really sucked, so I was rooting for them to get to the SB, because the whole NFC sucked, except the Chicago Special Teams.

amr

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Sportszilla — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 16:38:33 EST

I'm not sure what the term is when you call Deion Sanders "queer as orange sherbet," and then say that Peyton Manning turns you on...

Oh yeah, hypocrisy.

Sportszilla

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RashaanEnis — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 16:37:15 EST

Modus ponens! Now use disjunctive syllogism!

RashaanEnis

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PaulU — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 16:36:17 EST

I actually know the guy who made this video. He's in my fantasy football league. Seriously. He's pretty much a total jag who thinks he's really hilarious. It's people like him who cause me to believe that Colts fan are some of the least knowledgable football fans around.

PaulU

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Gasface — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 16:29:02 EST

Why did I just shit blood over myself?

hmmmmm...livin in a Pay-UHN paradise!

Fuck Pay-uhn.

Gasface

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Raskolnikov — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 16:28:00 EST

Kids, welcome to Philosophy 001: Logic. Let's introduce modus ponens today:

If P, then Q
P
Therefore, Q.

P = Orange sherbet is gay

Q = [MJD] like[s] orange sherbet.

Therefore, MJD likes gay things. Class dismissed.

Raskolnikov

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lavaughn — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 16:27:17 EST

amr:

It's "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio rewritten to idolize Peyton. Just a slideshow of pics of Peyton except for the above pic when the "singer" says that Peyton is "like Jesus to me." You're lucky not to have this in your head.

lavaughn

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LingeringBursitis — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 16:24:55 EST

I always thought Peyton's Paradise would have more country-western cocks and assholes.

Maybe he's keeping that video for himself.

Also, didn't the guy singing sound borderline retarded? His voice reminded me of Jacob Silj.

LingeringBursitis

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soozycue — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 16:21:49 EST

amr - There are Recovering Viking Fans support groups all over Wisconsin.

soozycue

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I Party With 33765-183 — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 16:20:33 EST

More dangerous to society: Gay YouTube Video Posters or Barbaro Message Board Posters?

I Party With 33765-183

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Summer-of-George — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 16:19:27 EST

I don't think that guy was black enough to pull that song off.

Summer-of-George

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Kubes — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 16:18:54 EST

"No ... seriously, I love you dude."

Just take it easy, Champ. Why don't you stop talking for a while?

Kubes

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twoeightnine — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 16:18:45 EST

I think this was his porn.

twoeightnine

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I Party With 33765-183 — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 16:16:33 EST

People seriously sit around and do this with their free time? Have they not heard of porn?

I Party With 33765-183

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CliffX — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 16:14:30 EST

There are DEFINITELY homosexual overtones. No wait, those aren't overtones, that's just plain gay.

CliffX

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amr — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 16:14:07 EST

I'm stuck at work and YouTube is blocked.
Can someone give me a short description please?
Who should I be rooting for?

The team coached by the guy the Vikings should have dropped Denny Green for or the team coached by the guy the Vikings should have dropped Denny Green for?

Cripes, I hate the Vikings and I hate rooting for the Vikings.

Whatever's in the video, I want the Ravens to win, and go to the SB against the Bears so we can have a 7-5 score superbowl (the touchdown will be on an interception/fumble/kickoff/punt return).

amr

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J.L. White — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 16:12:46 EST

I haven't seen such impressvie rapping like that since Robert Goulet.

J.L. White

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 16:11:29 EST

And I thought Kenny Chesney sang country.

"Sang" is a strong word.

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

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bizzo5000 — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 16:11:24 EST

Lil' Ronnie done all growed up.

bizzo5000

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twoeightnine — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 16:08:58 EST

And I thought Kenny Chesney sang country.

twoeightnine

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Planet Killer — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 16:08:39 EST

Reached for comment, Jesus replied, "God, I hate the internet. Can you imagine what these people will do if Peyton actually wins a game that matters?"

Planet Killer