<![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian? - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian? - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> What? Sorry, nick, was that supposed to make sense?

Unamerican

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> like chicks watch Sportscenter. If you guys had pussies you'd get them filled every night. Watch a John Belushi movie or a Chris Farley skit of even King of Queens. Cause we're all tired of Chris Berman...he's an announcer. Christ he's not even an athelete. What is it with hot dog eating fat ass burly sports announcers? So the guy can't use Rogaine and can change his voice an octave once someone runs in for a touchdown. Big Deal my friends. Those chicks want the money...this web site would put any chick to shame in regards to worship of Chris Berman. Face it, you want him to show you the leather, to whip Will's ass cherry red so hard that it will appear as an update on Will's Wikipedia entry: "Got ass chapped in 2007 by Christ Berman's leather whip for "good" punishment because of web site's constant rock hard boner for the entire year of 2006. Many blame Deadspin for the rapid decline of Berman's popularity because of so much man love. Rumor has it Brett Favre is attempting a comeback."

nicknolteshair

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Perhaps it's just me, but I firmly believe when you have more than three buttons on the jacket, it stops being a suit and starts being jim-jams.

Unamerican

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Close tag.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Don't diss the Danes. They're my people. Blonde, blue-eyed and pasty.

I've only known brunette Danes, among them my college roommate who was (almost) as dark as a Moor. Then again, his father was half-Dane, half-Mexican.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> All right, all right. You're with me, distant mixed-race ancestry.

Duketime

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Berman just likes to show off the taco meat

jesuspunchesallpunks

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> How does Irvin get his tie-knot so big? Really? Is he smuggling an 8-ball in that thing?

Bluenatic

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Paraphrasing The Simpsons:

Only 2 people can wear Hawaiian shirts. Gay people and big fat party animals.

And, in Berman's defense, he does seem like a bit of the second one. You decide for yourselves though.

ScottVanPeltIsMyHero

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> At least this isn't a picture of Sean Salisbury's pig!

BrooklynMetFan

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> So I scrolled through the comments just to see if anyone said it, and I'm disappointed not to find one "Cocaine Crazed Negroe!" comment. Winslow gets more right every time he says someone needs to make that their commenter name.

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Over a hundred comments, and not a single,
"you're with me, _________________?"

Oh, now I know why, I can't think of anything cclever either.

Dan Serafini

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> This is how they should be lined up for true gradation:

blonde, cat eyes, tranny, crackhead. RED.

Bad Barbecue

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> For anyone who hasn't yet seen this - it's a hilarious take on the WWL's fashion. Who the hell dresses these people?

soozycue

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> is that Britney Spears in the red?

The Fan’s Attic

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Bad Barbecue - no, seriously, I AM Haitian (well, at least my dad, his dad, his grandad, etc. were). My guess is the US Virgin Islands.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Someone has that value scale all out of order.

and BTO: ME TOO! (not really)

You can't critique without offering a guess. It's just rude. What is she then (or her ancestry.

Bad Barbecue

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> I'd have to say no-dude-no-dude-no.

Anyone seen Jim Gaffigan's riff on manatees? Whenever I see Berman I hear Gaffigan say "I'm bloated... Too much pizza..."

Emppu

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Irvin looks like someone pimped out a !Kung bushman and took him to a whorehouse.

Just sayin'.

apostles03

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> The Trannie and the Tanner, coming this fall on UPN. It's a crime-fighting show.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Thanks for the welcome Pam and metschick, and Kid Canada if it's any consolation I'm one of the few remaining hockey fans alive.

The Leonard Leap

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Is Boomer really taller than Irvin, or is the Playmaker just being propped up by the trannie and the tanner?

The Count of Monte Fisto

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Berman's eyes actually glow spooky red at all times. They just put contacts in when he's on the Worldwide Leader. He burns through 14 contacts a night. True story.

daddy mackey sasser

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> This picture is sort of like the da vinci code mona lisa, I keep seeing new things every time I look. Like the amazing symmetry pointed out by SirHH between the knot (a full windsor) on Irvin, the thatch of chest fur on Bermen and the cleavege on the blonde sandwich meat? But what is the message?

Curious Jorts

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Berman does seem to know his niche / target audience / price range when it comes to the ladies.

Fixed.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Don't diss the Danes. They're my people. Blonde, blue-eyed and pasty.

Lizabelle

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> To follow the precedent set in this thread, I believe from top-to-bottom it goes always, sometimes, sometimes, never. Right?

It depends (from top to bottom):

2 buttons - always, never
3 buttons - sometimes, always, never
4 buttons - (not recommended) sometimes, always, sometimes, never
5 buttons - do not wear 5 button suits

goathair

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> How did The Playmaker and The Round Mound of Sound manage to get backstage passes for the Expose reunion concert?

stevegoz

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> bloated, sweaty Berman
Shouldn't that be his official title by now?

Frinklin

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> I like to picture Berman wearing a hawaiian shirt under a blazer because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party. I like to party, so I like my Berman to party, too.

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Ellen Pompeo's left boob is pointing straight at Boomer.

Woody

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> No, I'd hit it, no, I'd hit it, no.

-Joumana Kidd

Duketime

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> What the hell kind of knot does Irvin use? I don't think I could do that if I tried.

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Bad Barbecue - I'M HAITIAN! (and most of the women there look nothing like that, although the Miami Deadspin Crew could probably identify some Kreyol hotties)

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Wags13 -- Comment of the Day.

Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Denis, so it's confirmed, KC is actually Tie Domi?

Shorty

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> I must say, Berman does seem to know his niche / target audience when it comes to the ladies. Definitely something to be said for that.

Run Up The Score

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Let's try this one:

Croatian, Ugandan, Danish, Irish, Haitian

Bad Barbecue

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> I had no idea a commenting account was this prestigious. I'm gonna list it on my resume.

Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Why does picture appear to be taken someones cousin's wedding?

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> According to the gospel of Lt. Winslow, coke whores are a good thing. So I'd hit the one in the red dress.

SA

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> I can't get past what appears to be a skinny belt on the ape- which can't quite restrain the half tucked hawaiian shirt. I can handle the occasional hawaiian shirt, but tucked in with a sport coat? What a douchefucker.

Probably came half untucked when he and the entity on the right were showing their cockrings to each other.

Curious Jorts

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Red Rover, Red Rover, send JOHN CLAYTON over!

Duketime

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Probity and Sport: He sees his family every Easter, Christmas, and court-ordered counseling session, I'm sure.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> To all NJ commenters:

Be careful or Kid Canada will elbow you in the head when you're not looking.

Denis Lemieux

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Wesley Snipes and Paul Sorvino will be playing Irvin and Berman in the movie "White Men Can't Hump"

It was to air on ESPN Classic until it got Norbyed.

HappyFeltonsGloryHole

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> I read this site so much that I'm beginning to wonder if Berman has a life outside of his ESPN personality and his drunk, floozy-loving nightlife.

I'm betting no.

Probity and Sport

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Does Michael know that on a four-button suit, you're not supposed to do up all four buttons?

To follow the precedent set in this thread, I believe from top-to-bottom it goes always, sometimes, sometimes, never. Right?

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> DAMN YOU GUY IN WHITE SHIRT!!

Sigerson Holmes

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> My picks:

Yes!, dude, probably not, dude, trannie.

Sigerson Holmes

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> we definitely need more people from New Jersey on the comment boards...

Hey, just because he's a Rutgers fan doesn't mean he has to be from Jersey.

Look at that, I got it out with a straight face.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> What they didn't show you in this picture is Irvin and Berman sharing hits off a crackpipe, first. Yippy kay yay, let's find us some fly honeys!

Red Sox Monster

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> What they didn't show you in this photograph was Berman and Irvin sharing hits off Irvin's crackpipe, first. Honestly, that's the only way cool-as-a-cucumber Chris would be sweating this much, right? Right?

Red Sox Monster

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> I was just going to say that the girl in red looks JACKED UP!

goathair

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> is it just me, or does anyone else think michael irvin looks JACKED UP!

Abe Froman

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> The Leonard Leap: great pic, even better screen name!

Yeah, we definitely need more people from New Jersey on the comment boards...

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Target practice for aforementioned Moltov Cocktails:

Yes-YES-Yes-YES-Yes

Boz

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> The NFL does an endorsement deal with Reebok. Berman does an endorsement deal with Tommy Bahama.

Philistine

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> winslow - the chick in red is your ex, right?

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> You're with me, Windsor knot.

Rozelle’s Bagman

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> "cocaine and prostitutes...it's more of a lifestyle thing"
--John Rocker to Will Leitch

BigTDog

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> I DON'T USE NO FUCKIN' COASTERS, MAN!

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> goddamnit, i leave for a little while to go meet with a client...

anyways, to answer your question Will. Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?

he is leather. it is expressly written into his contract that he only wears suits and hawiian shirts.

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> My uncle stocks up on Tommy Bahama shirts at the Nordstrom Semi-Annual Men's Sale too.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Yeah, but she's also putting coasters out that we're expected to use.

Game over, man. Game over.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Yeah, but she's also putting coasters out that we're expected to use.

Are we expected to take our shoes off when we come in?

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> The Leonard Leap: great pic, even better screen name!

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Berman's into trannies now?

What do you mean now?

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH - we get a PLASMA TV!!!

Yeah, but she's also putting coasters out that we're expected to use.

Dweeze

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> +10 The Leonard Leap, not for the pic, but the screen name!

Shorty

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH - we get a PLASMA TV!!!

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> That's actually the pic I submitted to the comment guru in hopes he would let me in. Guess it worked, thanks! It was taken in Canton last summer at the party the night before the HOF inductions.

The Leonard Leap

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> I try to bring a little class to the place, BTO. Next week, I'm adding curtains and a plasma TV.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> I swear Irvin's tie is a clip-on. Which makes it easier to keep out of your blow.

euphemism

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> We all know that Will implemented Deadspin Widescreen just for Berman pictures, right?

And just why exactly do Berman and Irvin hang out together so damn much?

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Are those pot leaves on Berman's shirt?

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> If I stay on the Rez.. these guys won't hit on me.. wait what am I thinking- of course they will.

40 minutes of Heel

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Does Michael know that on a four-button suit, you're not supposed to do up all four buttons?

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> I'm going with no-no-if i were a guy, yea-HELLS 2 DA NAW-no.
But I think some of the guys might be more inclined on the red-dress crack-chick if that guy clogging up the left side of the pic would move a little bit and reveal that sideboob cleavage she's got going on.

Victorious Secret

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> I wanted to make the joke about the tie. :( Seriously though who dresses Irvin? A five-button suit? (assuming he properly doesn't button the final one)

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> I was watching NFL Live last Sunday and my girlfriend saw Irvin's tie and said, "Did someone take scissors and cut his tie as a joke?"

Also...Berman...you are one fat piece of blubber. I always say that you can put a blind person in front of the TV and have them listen to Berman and even they would know that he is a fat piece of shit.

Lindsay Lohans Left Boob

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Berman's into trannies now?

Lizabelle

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> NIBBLES!!!!

And just because everyone else is doing it:

The devil - The crackhead - The normal one - He who is with Leather - The "I'm out of place here" smiling one

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> a bloated, sweaty Berman

That's just redundant.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> It might be Amy Grant

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Irvin looks like lucifer reborn in that damn picture and Berman's hand is getting kind of friendly.

Wingman

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> and just

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> just

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> and

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> I think the only things keeping him alive are Viagra and the musical catalog of BTO.

Hey! Don't get me involved - I NEVER wear leather pants.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> That's not a hawaiian shirt, that's a "jungle print." As in, jungle fever, which everyone in this picture seems to have.

Apologies to Wesley Snipes.

Sal Bando Wagon

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> No-No-Maybe-No-No

The girl on the left is frightening.

Andie - upholding higher standards at Deadspin since 2006.


BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> That's not a Hawaiian shirt, it's just a fractal sweat-stain pattern.

Harry Pelotas

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Ah, Amy Sedaris. I my Amys mixed up, Liz.

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> I'll give Boomer credit though. He always parties with stacked chicks

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> No, that's not Amy Pohler, that's Jerri Blank from Strangers with Candy.

Lizabelle

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> I like the "Hitch"-ian placement of Berman's right hand.

Not high enough to say "we're just friends/Irvin's got dibs", but also not low enough to let her know what's *really* on his mind.

Bravo, sir.

*insert golf clap here*

CDNMoose

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Meanwhile, Berman is staring salaciously at a blonde in leather chaps in the distance

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> I don't have time to read all of these comments, I'm just here to say that the picture of Irvin is the second most frightening thing I've seen in the past 24 hours (thanks caveman)

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Time to play "Just the Tip!"

LingeringBursitis

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Granted I live in IL, so there isn't much call for a person to wear a Hawaiian shirt, but there is nothing less attractive to me than a man in a Hawaiian shirt. And why is he wearing a sweater under it? Is he cold?

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Amy Poehler has a handful of retard and leather. Impressive.

Christmas Ape

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> sir hh you beat me to it!

Shorty

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Hello girl in the red dress...I believe we have found the owner of the ganja pipe found in Irvin's car.

Jack Cobra

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> go by the look on Irvin's face, I don't think I want to know where his hands are.

Denis Lemieux

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Why is that chimpanzee wearing a Hawaiian shirt?

Lizabelle

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Irvin: Damn Boom, can't no one go to the Playboy Mansion without someone axin fo pictures?

Boom: Ah, Mike were at a brothel. Just act natural.

truesportsfan

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Anyone else remember Berman's sportcoat during the home-run derby this past year? He had soaked right through the suit......ugh.....

Oh, and I'd tap either of the blondes

Squirrel Logic

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Notice the coordination between Irvin's wide-ass tie and Bermans chest hair Bermuda shirt triangle

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> darn you colinsmith,
I was going to say that it looks like the one in red has been dipping into Michael Irvin's glove compartment.

HugsFromHarold

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> His chest hair is kudzu-riffic.

wiskybreth

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> I think those chicas are all trying to run, run, away but the power of Berman is too strong to resist.

SmedIndy

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Tranny, dude, Beverly D'Angelo, dude, Terrell Owens' publicist

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Berman's shirt and sweat-soaked visage don't bother me as much as the evil look on Irvin's face.

Oh, and: no, dude, yes, dude, yes.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> You are hairy like animal


GRRRR Baby, Yeah!

cowbell204

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Mikey Irvin is locked in on the vial of coke resting in the clevage of some chick on the other side of the room... Berman has the look of a douchebag on his face that says, "Yeah, they're with me, you gotta a problem with that?"

THE hoi polloi

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> What is wider- the knot in Irvin's tie, or his nose?

40 minutes of Heel

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Why is Berman showing his chest hair like "The Nash?" I think the only things keeping him alive are Viagra and the musical catalog of BTO.

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Nice knot Irvin, that thing is almost as thick as Joselio Hanson

Jefferson DArcy

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> This was just after the premiere of his one man show Fred Flinstone: His Life And Times, wasn't it?

Dweeze

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Looks like the Roofies are taking effect on the one in red.

colinsmith

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> No-No-Maybe-No-No

The girl on the left is frightening.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Speaking of commenter applicants, I slogged through over 500 emails this week and sent out invites to a select few of these folks. It was tough because *everyone* is qualified to be a commenter, but I couldn't choose all of you.

The guy who sent this picture, however...he's totally in.

Rob Iracane

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Irvin, apparently, gets the drunk blonde.

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> If the Playmaker's ties were any wider they'd be bibs.

flubby

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Might as well get it out of the way:

Yes-Dude-Yes-Dude-YES

Dweeze

]]> <![CDATA[Jesus, Does He Have A Shirt That ISN'T Hawaiian?]]> Chris Berman aka the "MilfHunter"

Ashy Larry

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