Sean Salisbury Should Probably Relax A Little Bit - Deadspin Comments

Sean Salisbury Should Probably Relax A Little Bit

BrooklynMetFan — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 14:30:30 EST

• props to MC for taking the adolescent (aka male) humor in stride

• neither of the 2 young ladies is fat at all

• I wonder who requested the photo the girls or Sean

BrooklynMetFan

Sean Salisbury Should Probably Relax A Little Bit

colinsmith — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 14:29:12 EST

He clearly said "Jew eat", not "did you eat."

colinsmith

Sean Salisbury Should Probably Relax A Little Bit

PQ Crash — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 14:21:53 EST

Hey! Sean has his own website:

http://www.seansalisburyonline.com

You can e-mail him and also listen to him rant!

I do think he is a vampire though; this is taken verbatim from his website in regards to speaking engagements:

"ENGAGEMENT ONE - Description of upcoming event. Ut wisi enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exerci tation ullamcorper suscipit lobortis nisl ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat."

PQ Crash

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Metschick — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 14:15:11 EST

Allegedly he was suspended by ESPN but ESPN did not disclose the reasons and did not make it a public matter. Allegedly the reason was found out through CBS Sportsline and the big lead.com that he had taken a cell-phone picture of his penis and had showed it to some female ESPN staffers.

It's not written in a funny way, but it still made me laugh.

Metschick

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The Fan’s Attic — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 14:11:54 EST

haven't read the posts yet, but has anyone looked at Salisbury's wikipedia entry lately?

The Fan’s Attic

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Dweeze — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 14:08:05 EST

I'll cast humility to the wind and say that I looked pretty damn good in my high school uniform. Especially the days I wore my blue button down with the plaid skirt and knee highs.

You're killing me here, MC, killing me.

Dweeze

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Robert Barone’s Dog — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:49:57 EST

Geez, that's a fucking lot of shit.

Between tuition and uni's, your parents must've been working triple time.

Robert Barone’s Dog

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AwfulAnnouncing — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:47:43 EST

"I didn't say Jew, now get off my back you damn jungle-bunnies!" - Sean Salisbury, in my mind.

Spittakage.

AwfulAnnouncing

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Jack Cobra — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:46:41 EST

I was imagining that is what you were wearing today Metschick. Sorry for the confusion. No prison time for me

Jack Cobra

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MattMillenFanClub — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:45:55 EST

I suspect that half our audience has been eliminated from the masturbation pool.

MattMillenFanClub

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Metschick — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:44:17 EST

RBD: St. Mary's. And our uni selection was huge. We had shorts and long pants in 3 different colors, polo shirts (long and short sleeve) in four different colors, turtlenecks in four colors, buttondowns (short and long sleeve) in two different colors, cardigans in 2 colors, and pull-over sweaters in 2 colors. Geez, that's a fucking lot of shit.

Metschick

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Moonshine Mike — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:42:46 EST

metchick and TSW in short plaid skirts.

I suddenly can no longer rationally function at work.

"forgive me father, for I have sinned..."

Moonshine Mike

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Robert Barone’s Dog — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:41:46 EST

my blue button down with the plaid skirt and knee highs.

St. Michaels?

Robert Barone’s Dog

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Metschick — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:40:13 EST

Where did you go to high school, Topeka?

Ukraine, I don't get it. It's partially related to the fact that I haven't had anything to eat today, but can you please spell it out for me?

Guys, remember: thinking about a teen in her HS uniform could be punishable by prison time in some states.

Metschick

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MattMillenFanClub — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:38:34 EST

The one on the left is not that bad. She has a decent profile. Big & tall, good for breeding.

Tell ya what. Let me take it for a spin. If I don't like it, I'll bring it right back.

MattMillenFanClub

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Ron — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:37:42 EST

"I didn't say Jew, now get off my back you damn jungle-bunnies!" - Sean Salisbury, in my mind.

Ron

Sean Salisbury Should Probably Relax A Little Bit

Chief Wahoo — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:37:29 EST

MC: Alas, there are no polo/undies pictures.

Just sitting here with this digital camera and all this time on my hands...

Chief Wahoo

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jwaves2007 — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:36:16 EST

metschick....Thanks for making me less productive than i already am, please continue descriptions and pictures after my headset arrives.

jwaves2007

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Deadspin — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:34:52 EST

Don Imus' turkey neck and jowls know all.

Do Imus' jowls still clown with the underground? I think not.

Deadspin

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M-S-H — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:34:37 EST

Sean and Isaiah Washington are on a collision course -- only one can be known as the guy who dug the deepest PR hole with his own shovel. It could be like a pay-per-view special. T.O. could be special guest referee.

M-S-H

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BabaOje — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:34:05 EST

no one mentioned the fact that the one on the left is a DOG!

Deadspin is trying to go classier maybe? What?

BabaOje

Sean Salisbury Should Probably Relax A Little Bit

Shorty — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:31:11 EST

no one mentioned the fact that the one on the left is a DOG!

Shorty

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UkraineNotWeak — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:29:59 EST

"I need to find my high school albums. Alas, there are no polo/undies pictures."

Where did you go to high school, Topeka?

UkraineNotWeak

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Jack Cobra — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:27:58 EST

Metschick-
Stop it, stop it now. I'm at work and can't be thinking of stuff like that*

*please continue in much greater detail and talk slowly

Jack Cobra

Sean Salisbury Should Probably Relax A Little Bit

Metschick — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:27:21 EST

Unless that polo shirt is triple-rolled, I don't see it.

It's not rolled. It's tucked in, and then they pull it partially out. Trust me, MMFC, the cattiness in me would make me the first person to point out if there was any muffin top in the pic.

Please submit picture to disprove. MC in polo & undies only.

I need to find my high school albums. Alas, there are no polo/undies pictures.

Metschick

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PQ Crash — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:27:18 EST

The evil mastermind that is John Clayton is smiling right now.

His checklist:

Family trauma: Check
Smearing of Sean's character: Check
Exposing the truth about Lil' Sean: Check
Setting fire to his dog: NEXT!

PQ Crash

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Chief Wahoo — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:27:16 EST

I'd loofah that fupa.

Chief Wahoo

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BabaOje — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:26:58 EST

Anyone notice that YAHOO!!!!! finally picked up on the insane asylum known as the Barbaro message board?

BabaOje

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MattMillenFanClub — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:24:16 EST

Unless that polo shirt is triple-rolled, I don't see it.

Please submit picture to disprove. MC in polo & undies only.

MattMillenFanClub

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Roxanne Put on the Red Light Racicot — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:23:43 EST

Barbaro, you are a lot better than Ivasor and Bernadini. And a boquet of carrots is beautiful. Affirmed. My Sentimental Friends. My love, Dee Mirich
Dee Mirich, 40; Merrillville, IN, U.S.A.
posted on 2007-01-25 10:13:36

Books on Barbaro this spring: Bestsellers. No 1. Barbaro's foals: So beautiful, like him. Precious. Affirmed. My Sentimental Friends. My Love, Dee Mirich
Dee Mirich, 40; Merrillville, IN, Merrillville
posted on 2007-01-25 10:08:21

Sending U love & carrots 4 a comfy healing day Barbaro Prayers continue 4 U, Mom & Dad J,Dr.D & team @ NBC Sincere/heartfelt thanks to all that care 4 U B Stay strong & remain Undefeated Champion Barbaro from my heart 2 Urs
Bev Daniel, 52; Tappahannock, VA, USA
posted on 2007-01-25 10:02:57

Angel Barbaro and Dr. R. loving companions. Angels on Earth, Angels of Love. Who are love. The Hearts Of Love. Affirmed. My Sentimental Friends. My Love, Dee Mirich
Dee Mirich, 40; Merrillville, IN, U,S,A.
posted on 2007-01-25 10:02:53

Damn Bev getting in the way again!

Roxanne Put on the Red Light Racicot

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Metschick — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:23:38 EST

How many of us are now wondering what MC looks like in HS uniform?

I'll cast humility to the wind and say that I looked pretty damn good in my high school uniform. Especially the days I wore my blue button down with the plaid skirt and knee highs.

Metschick

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Doctor Lingerie — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:21:40 EST

Sean Salisbury, synthesizer:

1. Bloggers are irresponsible and often do not adhere to traditional journalistic principles;

2. My brother-in-law is black.

Therefore: I heart Jews.

Doctor Lingerie

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Need a Greenie (fka SolidContact) — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:21:37 EST

"Don't you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way sometimes and I live here."

+1 Ukraine, for reminding me why I moved back to NY

Need a Greenie (fka SolidContact)

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yamabushi — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:20:54 EST

Somebody listened to Imus?

yamabushi

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jwaves2007 — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:20:42 EST

apopros of everything.....lt winslow are you getting pleny of sleep and vitamins for next weekends threesome? I am counting on living vicariously through you for the weekend.

jwaves2007

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2ndBase — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:19:22 EST

Or in Parcells case, FUDA.

2ndBase

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BabaOje — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:18:35 EST

The one on the right is rockin a little front butt.

All the kids are calling it a FUPA these days

BabaOje

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The Minister of Propaganda — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:18:23 EST

Lil sean pisses excellence.

The Minister of Propaganda

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Kathleen Turner Overdrive — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:17:56 EST

Don Imus' turkey neck and jowls know all.

Kathleen Turner Overdrive

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Jack Cobra — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:17:04 EST

Now this is a longshot, but what if....ESPN personalities saw Berman lose to Barbaro in the SHOTY Finals and plan to win it this year. Thus, Salisbury has taken it upon himself to do something so stupid on purpose...only to put himself in the running for next years SHOTY?

Jack Cobra

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UkraineNotWeak — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:15:53 EST

(Raising hand)

UkraineNotWeak

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:15:52 EST

IIIIIII would like to talk to youuuuuuu, about...the...things...that...you..say...on....your show.....NOW!

Hit Bull Win Steak

Sean Salisbury Should Probably Relax A Little Bit

Frinklin — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:15:00 EST

We used to wear polo shirts as part of our high school uni

Okay, honesty time here guys: How many of us are now wondering what MC looks like in HS uniform?

Frinklin

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Wolf Blitzer — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:12:55 EST

i never do the +1 points thing because it seems ridiculous...but the lil' sean, that thing could go on forever. there's substance with that story....not so much here

Wolf Blitzer

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Metschick — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:12:36 EST

Those chicks got some serious tummy bulges going on.

MMFC: that's just the polo shirts and the way they're tucked in. We used to wear polo shirts as part of our high school uni, and if you didn't tuck them in tightly , that "bulge" is what occurred. Our school mandated that we tuck in all shirts, but I never did. But I got the demerits to prove it.

Metschick

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Frinklin — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:12:28 EST

Man.... Sean has he epitome of the shit-eating grin in this picture. It's like he knows he's a talentless shmuck.

Frinklin

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sarah — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:12:25 EST

lt winslow - fair deal. Just promise me you'll loan her a pair of shorts or something. No one likes to do the walk of shame sans clothes.

sarah

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Prada James — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:12:18 EST

Matt Millen Fan Club -

The one on the right is rockin a little front butt.

Prada James

Sean Salisbury Should Probably Relax A Little Bit

jwaves2007 — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:11:45 EST

picture caption

"My dad has stage three cancer..want to have a threesome"

jwaves2007

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Denis Lemieux — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:11:40 EST

Maybe if ESPN would let their analysts speak in other styles than "screamo"

Glassjaw wants everyone to know that they have nothing to do with Sean Salisbury or his antisemetic rants.

Denis Lemieux

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UkraineNotWeak — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:11:05 EST

"Don't you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way sometimes and I live here."

UkraineNotWeak

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44 in a Row — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:10:19 EST

so..this thing is kinda being beat to death.

Let's write it letters!

44 in a Row

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MidwestCoastBias — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:09:30 EST

Maybe if ESPN would let their analysts speak in other styles than "screamo", stuff like this wouldn't happen.

MidwestCoastBias

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2ndBase — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:08:37 EST

I'd like to have money for a TICKET!

2ndBase

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The Curse of Harold Ballard’s Bunker — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:08:20 EST

"Lucy, jew got a lotta splainin to do!"

The Curse of Harold Ballard’s Bunker

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Technicolor Jan Stenerud — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:08:03 EST

What a schmuck.

Technicolor Jan Stenerud

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MattMillenFanClub — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:07:44 EST

Those chicks got some serious tummy bulges going on.

MattMillenFanClub

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Matt Sussman — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:06:32 EST

Why is Salisbury being so arab about this?

Matt Sussman

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Marty McSuperFly — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:05:00 EST

so..this thing is kinda being beat to death.

So, we're talking about L'il Sean again?

Marty McSuperFly

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:04:56 EST

"I love Jews, to the point that my parents even had me circumcised. Look, here, I have proof!"

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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badbabu — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:04:20 EST

Nice stems.

badbabu

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Summer-of-George — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:04:17 EST

And this offends you as a Jewish person?

No, it offends me as a comedian!

Summer-of-George

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ArkansasFred — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:04:17 EST

"Next time motherfucker calls tell him I said suck MY dick."

ArkansasFred

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Wolf Blitzer — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:03:50 EST

so..this thing is kinda being beat to death.

Wolf Blitzer

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Marty McSuperFly — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:02:55 EST

Ok, Sean, but what about the showing female co-workers pcictures of your wang on your cellphone? Was that part a mistake?

The mistake was sending a picture, rather than a live presentation.

Marty McSuperFly

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gmschmidty — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:01:21 EST

"We've all made mistkes, but that wasn't a mistake."

Ok, Sean, but what about the showing female co-workers pcictures of your wang on your cellphone? Was that part a mistake?

gmschmidty

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ltwinslow — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:01:16 EST

TSW, i'd be happy to help separate her from her clothing and keep her occupied while you make off with the shirt/skirt

ltwinslow

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Abe Froman — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:01:14 EST

it's shocking that salisbury wouldn't know to take a couple of plays off. after all, he was a career backup quarterback.

it's what joey harrington would have done.

Abe Froman

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44 in a Row — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:00:46 EST

"I never said no filth-flarn-filth, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm offended that you called. Fuck you."

44 in a Row

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ArkansasFred — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:00:38 EST

But isn't his sister married to a black guy?

ArkansasFred

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:00:14 EST

Sorry I'm late to this post, I was Heebing my sandwich.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

Sean Salisbury Should Probably Relax A Little Bit

SpecialKay — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:59:48 EST

Dude, seriously, who gives a fuck?

SpecialKay

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goathair — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:59:37 EST

However, when I say "Sean Salisbury" on accident it IS because I hate him.

goathair

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Marty McSuperFly — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:59:32 EST

I lost track of this somewhere. Did Reggie Bush take money from some Jews to taunt Brian Urlacher?

Marty McSuperFly

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racistmascot_inc — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:59:19 EST

"Jew? I've never even said Jew, I've never even said that word. Is that a word?"

racistmascot_inc

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UkraineNotWeak — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:59:12 EST

Was that picture taken at the headsets.org annual golf tournament?

UkraineNotWeak

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Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:58:49 EST

Don't you know I would never fucking say the word fuck! FUCK!!

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

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PeteJayhawk — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:58:38 EST

The best part of that Trib article? He's probably going to get replaced by Tom Waddle. HA-ha!

PeteJayhawk

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Denis Lemieux — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:57:40 EST

I'm Sean Salisbury. Go Jew yourself San Diego.

Denis Lemieux

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sarah — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:57:39 EST

I want the shirt on the right. (Not the girl, the skirt.)

And Salisbury is turning into an even bigger idiot with every passing day.

sarah

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Squirrel Logic — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:56:30 EST

That's a nice stick he has between his legs....wonder if he plans on passing this photo around too.

Squirrel Logic

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TattooedMess(iah) — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:55:26 EST

I like how Will addressed Sean directly, since we know he reads the site.

It's ok, Sean. Just sit back, relax, put on some music...hey! You put that away right now, mister!

TattooedMess(iah)

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HugsFromHarold — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:54:40 EST

It's ok for Salisbury to put his arms around those girls, unless he's at a Boston Market.

HugsFromHarold

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ltwinslow — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:52:40 EST

Salisbury also addressed the "camera phone incident" rumors by stating: "hey fuck you guy. STAGE 3 FUCKING CANCER?!?!? i'll show pics of my cock to whoever the fuck i want!"

ltwinslow

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A Pimp Named DaveR — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:52:33 EST

Yes, dude, yes.

(assuming they're legal, of course.... and we're not in Georgia.)

A Pimp Named DaveR