<![CDATA[It's Drinking Time! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time! - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> Keggy has a blog.

It hasn't been updated in months and there are no real permalinks to speak of, but you know how it is... stubby mascot fingers and whatnot.

I enjoyed the picture of him hugging Jenn Sterger in front of the "High Peaks Audio" sign....

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> Funny stuff - a tip of the hat for effort

BrooklynMetFan

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> I had to turn my AC on driving around today, but I have live in Hosuton to do it so I'll now go back to living in America's cornhole.

Frank Grimes

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> Oh I know Bowden, I remember the winter from '04 was atrocious. But dammit, I still feel like complaining.

Greek McPapadopoulos

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> In Upstate NY we call that October.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> Greek - that's about par for the course for January.

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> http://www.weather.com/outlook/travel/businesstraveler/loc...

Fuck me, this is ridiculous.

Greek McPapadopoulos

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> well, i found that amusing AND inspirational... time to go drink!

Shenanigans

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> I am in need of a Vodka Tonic right now.

Singular?

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> Bassett, add to the list of pranks on prospectives:

Blasting Doin' It by LL Cool J
Blasting Porno
Joining the tour like you were a prospect and asking assanine questions (works very well when your roommate is the tour guide and playing along)
4 Words: SEND US YOUR DAUGHTERS!

BigRicks

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> I am in need of a Vodka Tonic right now.

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> So what's the penalty for cashing-out my kid's 529?

Since they're only state-deductible, it really isn't that much.

diddly

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> Keggy has a blog.

It hasn't been updated in months and there are no real permalinks to speak of, but you know how it is... stubby mascot fingers and whatnot.

DrNguyenVanFalk

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> Winslow- if you want to piss off the "serious runners" who think they're like those guys from Kenya, light up a cigarette at the starting line and finish it just before the race starts. That's always good for a laugh.

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> I haven't watched the video, so I'm not sure, but is that Carl Monday in the jacket, facing the camera, in the still shot? It's either him or Hitler, it's kind of fuzzy.

Russkiejedi

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> hp,

those 2 things are not mutually exclusive. so yeah, i'll be doing both

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> Sager -

Don't shower. Grow dreadlocks. And claim your Mom is from South America and you used to spend your summers there.

Randall Tex Cobb

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> yes but all the women at Lehigh look like Chewbacca....then again that probably explains all the drinking.....carry on

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> You know what's fun? Take a Dee Mirich post and replace Barbaro with Keggy.

Angel Keggy: Beautiful, Big Precious Baby Booze, Rainbows across the universe, Angels Around.Seen halo (1969)Only Beer In our Eyes, Ours,Melting Laminitis Away,Miracle Workers. Affirmed.Love, Dee Mirich -- Dee Mirich, 40; Merrillville, IN, U.S.A.

Emppu

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> Ivy League kids ...

Sure, you have to credit the sheer number of people in on the prank, but when I went to college we did REAL pranks in front of prospectives!!! Such as:

Knock someone off their bike and "steal" it.
Fake beat up a kid with his own crutches.
Propose to prospective high school girls.
Get dressed up like a bum and sleep on the pavement.
Mimic tour guide dressed up in a Barney costume.
Streak through the middle of a tour group.

Those were the days...

Salisbury's Steak

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> WADM-

I am a white male devil, but what steps could I take to fit in with the Berkeley crowd?

A- Smoke tons of pot
B- Never shave/shower/brush teeth/etc
C- Be the creepy white male Women's Studies/Asian Studies major
D- All of the above

SagerBombs

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> Lt.

sooooo you're running it, right? No just peepin all the lovelies in jogging shorts with sensitive nipples?

do well and have a good time.

THE hoi polloi

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> Nice to see the kid in a Lehigh tshirt. He knows to go to the school where drinking time starts the first day of freshman year and doesn't stop ever.

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> hoi polloi

i have plans for sunday morning which do not allow for any drinking tonight or tomorrow

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> Sager -

In Berkeley, screwing in a light bulb represents violence against women, you patriarchal swine!

You're probably white too!

Randall Tex Cobb

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> Wow, that might have been one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Cooler Than Warm Milk

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> I call shenanigans. There was no snow on the ground, can't be Hangover, NH.

Randall Tex Cobb

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> So what's the penalty for cashing-out my kid's 529?

DamnSkippy

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> Proverbial: There wont be one today because he gave us the craptastic "Peyton Manning got lucky and Bellicheck and Brady would beat him the next 99 times in a row" column on monday after the Colts spanked 'em, and he's enter Rick Reilly territory where he can only write an exact number of columns (2) per week.

Mike Honcho

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> or DU for those of us along the front range...

THE hoi polloi

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> 51. 1 to change the light bulb, 25 to protest in support of the light bulb's right to not be changed, and 25 to stage a counter-protest

you sure that's not Berkeley?

this is a sad day to be in the LLP. I got hammered with work late in the day. at least there's football tommorrow.

SagerBombs

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> No, the world revolving around them is Harvard. I also like the Yale one: "None. New Haven looks better in the dark."

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> The hoi polloi - I thought that was HArvard

BabaOje

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> It's not as good. I think it's something like, "51. 1 to change the light bulb, 25 to protest in support of the light bulb's right to not be changed, and 25 to stage a counter-protest."

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> fuck. I am a douchebag.

cowbell204

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> File this under: Ideas that sounded better when stoned.

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> 44- 1 but it takes a long time while they wait for the world to revolve around them? Sorry that was the Delta girls in school...

THE hoi polloi

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> Columbia: Seventy-six-- one to change the light bulb, fifty to protest the light bulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter protest

BabaOje

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> DO NOT CLICK ON cowbell's link. I was fooled by this last time!

Spectacular Sam

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> Because it's a moving picture: douchebag, yes, ...

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> We never had random parades at IU, but we did have a porn DVD shot in Teter Hall. Maybe one day our admissions office can hang its hat on something like Keggy, but until then it's simply fucking and basketball.

suburbancommando

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> I was going to go with: "Half of the student body"

One guy to do it, then the rest to make an unecessarily long and remarkably unfunny digital short commemorating the event.

Michael Bertin

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> Speaking of been-there-done-that...

http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl/bart-starr-totally-ditched-...

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> For the second time ever, my boss is letting us go early. I plan on being drunk in downtown Boston by 6:45. Good weekend all.

Peace Love Dope!

Sh!tShow

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> 44 - is there a corresponding one for Columbia? I don't think I've ever heard one.

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> Speaking of pranks, this is funny (NSFW)

www.phonetrace.com

cowbell204

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> why can't Lt. drinky drink? Are you on a "No! Booze! til Britney!!!" tour?

THE hoi polloi

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> Winner!

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> Where was Simmons' column today? Lazy fuck.

Proverbial

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> 44 - none - there's no electricity in Hanover, NH.

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> none, they hire someone to do it for them?

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> thats a looooooong way to go for nothing.

yamabushi

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> Q: How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a light bulb?

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> Typical East Coast, Ivy League elitist liberals

BabaOje

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> I nominate the good lieutenant as our official Deadspin LLP spokesperson.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> I thought they were yelling "It's streaking time!"...but nobody got naked.

WBRS Sports Blog

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> A prank whose theme has been suspended in amber since 1952. Here's hoping that next time they go for something along the lines of "It's Ass Fucking Time!"

Something tells me neither the Anne Taylor-clad mothers nor the askance-capped Choate stoners in the tour group wouldn be laughing along with that.

Microbano

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> It's Drinking Time!

can't.fucking.drink. but... if and when i ever finish this 35 fucking page motion, i got the icky sticky snip snap sizack waiting for me at home. mmmmmmmmm

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> This is good, but it's no library musical. Now that was fun.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> That's it...my goal this weekend is to stay inebriated from 5:00pm tonight until 7:00am Monday morning.

Nevermind, that's every weekend.

Mr. Crash wants a beer now though...

PQ Crash

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> God that band sucks......I need a beer.

AwfulAnnouncing

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> This is Keggy's blood, given up for you...

RING!!!!!!!!!

Raskolnikov

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> WARNING: THIS VIDEO CANNOT BE VIEWED IN GEORGIA OR FLORIDA

lisa

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> Fuck beer, this is whiskey weather.

throwbot

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> Them college students always get a head start on Drinktimery.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> By the way, the first rule of college pranks remains if at all possible, involve a cow.

Dweeze

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> Dear old Dartmouth, give a rouse
For the College on the hill!
For the Lone Pine above her,
And the loyal ones who love her,
Give a rouse, give a rouse, with a will!
For the sons of old Dartmouth,
For the daughters of Dartmouth,
Though 'round the girdled earth they roam,
Her spell on them remains;
They have the still North in their hearts,
The hill-winds in their veins,
And the granite of New Hampshire
In their muscles and their brains;
And the granite of New Hampshire
In their muscles and their brains.

If you get me drunk enough, I'll sing it for you too.

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> There's another 4 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

Mike Honcho

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> In my day, we didn't have video cameras to record our college pranks. We had artists capture our college pranks on Etch-O-Sketches, and we'd pray that that Etch-O-Sketches didn't get shaken before we got to show them to our friends.

Dweeze

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> That's awesome. I've always wanted to mess with a tour group, but never wanted to do the leg work.

Dirka Dirka

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> It's The Dartmouth Drinkin' Time Tone Deaf Marching Band!

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[It's Drinking Time!]]> Don't tease me with titles like that - it's not even four. God I need a beer.

diddly

]]>