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Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen at the LeBron James Roast?

BoSox Siobhan — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 15:53:44 EST

I probably needed some better time management skills in that department, BigT. Just sayin'.

BoSox Siobhan

Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen at the LeBron James Roast?

twoeightnine — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 15:48:35 EST

At my school in Florence it was 7:1, gals to guys. Time of my life.

twoeightnine

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BigTDog — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 15:45:52 EST

At 16:1 it sounds like you had to be rationed.

BigTDog

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BoSox Siobhan — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 15:35:53 EST

ration
ratio
whatever

BoSox Siobhan

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BoSox Siobhan — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 15:34:57 EST

I managed to turn an MBA into a fun-time riot.
But I'm pretty sure that's because the ration of men to women was about 16:1.
Those fellas were a little old for me, but I was a very popular girl.

BoSox Siobhan

Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen at the LeBron James Roast?

twoeightnine — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 15:29:39 EST

It would be for my Masters in Architecture... worst time of my life.

twoeightnine

Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen at the LeBron James Roast?

crazyjoedavola — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 15:28:48 EST

Pam Anderson Roast is a classic, especially the Courtney Love and Tommy Lee jokes. Lebrons is gonna suck.

crazyjoedavola

Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen at the LeBron James Roast?

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 15:28:44 EST

Good luck 289. I'm reading Life as a Loser right now, and our fearless editor found himself in a similar position, only to find himself worshipped by legions of loyal commenteratti years later. The moral of this story: Grow emo bangs.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen at the LeBron James Roast?

A Pimp Named DaveR — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 15:28:24 EST

"Jizzing on her face is kinda my thing, you see...." 2/1

A Pimp Named DaveR

Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen at the LeBron James Roast?

BoSox Siobhan — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 15:26:48 EST

Pick Grad School.
Best time of my life. Thanks, Wake Forest!!

BoSox Siobhan

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twoeightnine — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 15:18:16 EST

Still waiting to hear, I've called but he's out of town until sometime this afternoon. My lease is up at the end of the month and I can't/won't sign a new one until I know that I have a job. So I'm packing up everything that is not essential and throwing it into a storage unit. All of my furniture is being sold in the next week.

If I get that job or the other one, I'm staying here. If I don't I have 2 months of road-tripping funded by the PA government followed by a return to my parents to decide if I want to look again or just go back to grad school in a year.

twoeightnine

Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen at the LeBron James Roast?

Bronson — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 15:17:10 EST

The Shatner roast was strong too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fuka1SIgqAI

Bronson

Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen at the LeBron James Roast?

TheStarterWife — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 15:16:34 EST

There is not enough AJ ASS and money in the world to get me to go to South Florida. So unfortunately, I cannot stalk the GLORIOUS ASS this Super Bowl.

And there is a good chance I am wanted and/or could be shot if I ever set foot in Broward or Dade Counties ever again. Long story.

TheStarterWife

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Randall Tex Cobb — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 15:09:15 EST

Ghabby -

I using that one at the Steve Rushin roast. Of course no one will attend, but everyone will wonder why we're holding it at Madison Square Garden.

Randall Tex Cobb

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BoSox Siobhan — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 15:08:53 EST

289 - So the job thing is still up in the air?
Dare I ask...how about the living situation?

BoSox Siobhan

Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen at the LeBron James Roast?

SA — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 15:08:19 EST

TSW, please ignore the advice above given by TattooedMess(iah). If you keep those pics to yourself you are out of the vaginarchy.

Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen at the LeBron James Roast?

ltwinslow — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 15:06:26 EST

STEVEN A SMITH CHEESE DOODLES! JOKE - 10:1

ltwinslow

Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen at the LeBron James Roast?

twoeightnine — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 15:06:24 EST

Haha, sorry. I'm waiting on a job and stressing out with a bottle of wine.

twoeightnine

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BoSox Siobhan — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:59:25 EST

Jesus, 289.

BoSox Siobhan

Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen at the LeBron James Roast?

lisa — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:59:18 EST

oops...you guys have to help me on odds....150/1 if WWL is there...1500/1 if not?

lisa

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lisa — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:57:49 EST

Shaq is not ABLE to get pics of junk on your cell phone until cellphones get wider screens?

lisa

Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen at the LeBron James Roast?

twoeightnine — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:54:38 EST

Show us your vagina, BSS!
---The Assrchy

twoeightnine

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ltwinslow — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:52:31 EST

Why doesn't LeBron answer Maurice Clarett'S collect calls from prison joke - 100:1

ltwinslow

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BabaOje — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:51:34 EST

"I'm going to follow you white motherfuckers home and rape your white bitches" 12:1

BabaOje

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BigTDog — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:50:32 EST

Yo' mama's so drunk and yo' mama got tazed jokes (OFF LINE)

BigTDog

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ltwinslow — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:49:51 EST

Zac Randolph rape joke - 150:1

ltwinslow

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ltwinslow — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:46:52 EST

Kobe Bryant rape joke - 75:1

ltwinslow

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:46:39 EST

doxastic...you've just opened up a treasure trove of "shallow escape/deep escape" jokes. I hope you're happy.

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

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doxastic — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:44:09 EST

holy mary, i have not thought about 'oregon trail' for a looooong time.

I DEMAND ODELL LAKE NEXT

doxastic

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TattooedMess(iah) — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:43:01 EST

I have a feeling TSW's gonna fly to Miami and follow A.J. around with a camera until she gets pictures of him in a banana hammock. And if/when she does...please, TSW, keep them to yourself.

TattooedMess(iah)

Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen at the LeBron James Roast?

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:40:53 EST

"I wouldn't fuck Lisa Leslie with Rebecca Lobo's dick" - 50/1

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen at the LeBron James Roast?

mcsey — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:39:48 EST

I'm pretty sure Lebron's gonna come over and kick your ass. Not because that post wasn't funny, but because it was... very much so.

mcsey

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TheStarterWife — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:39:42 EST

AJ THIS POST HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR ASS. NOW YOU TAKE YOUR SELF-LOATHING SELF TO THE GYM, GET ON THE STAIRMASTER, AND HAVE THE GAWKER PHOTO EDITOR START TAKING SOME PICTURES.

TheStarterWife

Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen at the LeBron James Roast?

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:38:35 EST

Best oddsmaker, yet.

Also, forget about Carl Monday doing an undercover from the Roast of Lebron. Carl needs to do an expose of Lebron's family holidays; you just know there was at least one dude poolside who just "whipped it out & started having sex with himself".

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen at the LeBron James Roast?

Emppu — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:35:58 EST

Andie, EVERYONE is losing their shit. It's amazing. I can't believe he had the balls to tell it. (And yes, that is a great movie. (Especially when completely plastered.))

Emppu

Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen at the LeBron James Roast?

Mike Honcho — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:34:12 EST

"Ya know, I hear those darkies are quite good at athletics." 18,000/1

Mike Honcho

Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen at the LeBron James Roast?

Ronnie Woo Woo — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:32:16 EST

Johnny Weir is dangerously in position to lose the 2007 State Farm US Figure Skating Championship tomorrow ....and we are worried about LeBron?

Ronnie Woo Woo

Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen at the LeBron James Roast?

PQ Crash — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:30:49 EST

In order to be more like MJ, Lebron takes Prince as his date: 5/1

Prince gets half. 2/1

PQ Crash

Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen at the LeBron James Roast?

Lady Andrea — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:30:27 EST

Goat on a Pole, the best part of that is Jimmy Kimmel and Rob Schneider just losing their shit in the background. Great, great movie.

Lady Andrea

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Ted Striker — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:29:21 EST

Was Don Rickles too busy to make it? Or perhaps too dead?

Ted Striker

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SagerBombs — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:28:48 EST

But you CANT spell it without "old balls"

SagerBombs

Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen at the LeBron James Roast?

Emppu — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:28:35 EST

It's not going to approach the roast of Hugh Hefner, when Gilbert Godfried told the Aristocrats joke. That was amazing.

Emppu

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Mike Honcho — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:25:12 EST

Never mind. This is why I work in advertising design now.

Mike Honcho

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MattMillenFanClub — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:24:21 EST

I remember the headline going something like this:

"Mom gives LeBron $48,000 Hummer for birthday"

draw conclusions here. . .

MattMillenFanClub

Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen at the LeBron James Roast?

Mike Honcho — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:24:17 EST

You can't spell "a.j. daulerio is the balls" without A-S-S.

Actually you can. Damn journalism copy editing degree!

Mike Honcho

Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen at the LeBron James Roast?

Pete Gaines — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:20:33 EST

This post prompted me to dig this classic bit up off YouTube...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERg6S4iOtr4

Pete Gaines

Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen at the LeBron James Roast?

MattMillenFanClub — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:20:30 EST

Bea Arthur strap-on is a mental image I can live without.

MattMillenFanClub

Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen at the LeBron James Roast?

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:19:37 EST

You can't spell "a.j. daulerio is the balls" without A-S-S.

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen at the LeBron James Roast?

Lady Andrea — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:18:54 EST

Yeah, I wanna see more porn-stached AJ ass pics.

Do you think anybody could work a Carl Monday joke in to the roast?

Lady Andrea

Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen at the LeBron James Roast?

lavaughn — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:18:21 EST

"Wow, it must be a good Simmons piece, because it's in Insider. I need to sign up for...you know what, fuck it. I'm not paying for that."

--Every sports fan.

lavaughn

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racistmascot_inc — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:16:21 EST

+1 SagerBombs for Oregon Trail reference.

racistmascot_inc

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Kalamazoo_Kicker — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:15:25 EST

You are wrong....Ralphie May is my favorite comic in the US of A right now... I've seen his standup twice and dude is GREAT.
Checkout his "just correct" DVD/CD and you will agree.
He will kill it w/ LBJ.

Kalamazoo_Kicker

Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen at the LeBron James Roast?

SagerBombs — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:13:59 EST

I will say this: the Shaq roast of Kobe is worth putting in your netflix queue for one reason. After a horrible parade of black comedians slob Kobe's knob while not being funny or roasting in the slightest, Jimmy Kimmel takes the stage. He's the only white guy there, and this is before ABC (and Silverman) had cut off his balls.

He goes out there and takes no prisoners. He absolutely KILLS everyone in the room, and the fact that everyone else was so bad leading up to it just makes it that much better.

That being said, here's my prediction for this roast: The Fridge shoots 750 pounds of food, but can sadly only carry 100 back to the wagon.

SagerBombs

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BoSox Siobhan — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:11:07 EST

Show us your ass, AJ!
---The Vaginarchy

BoSox Siobhan

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racistmascot_inc — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:08:33 EST

"You live in Cleveland." 1/1

racistmascot_inc

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44 in a Row — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:07:56 EST

Cedric the Entertainer? What, Bernie Mac was busy?

44 in a Row

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Frinklin — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:07:50 EST

Uh-Oh... no AJ ass. TSW is gonna be pissed.

Frinklin

Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen at the LeBron James Roast?

Kathleen Turner Overdrive — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:07:22 EST

Why are Jeffrey Ross' Friar Club roast appearances so funny? Oh right...

Kathleen Turner Overdrive

Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen at the LeBron James Roast?

A Pimp Named DaveR — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:07:19 EST

"Hey, remember that time your rookie year when you got blown by seven groupies at the same time?" 4/1

A Pimp Named DaveR

Cultural Oddsmaker: What Will Happen at the LeBron James Roast?

TattooedMess(iah) — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:06:09 EST

Since Caveman's busy: You know what would make the roast even better? A hoochie dais!

TattooedMess(iah)

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racistmascot_inc — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:06:06 EST

That makes him a bad parent?

I wish my dad took me to see tits that often.

racistmascot_inc

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Hustler of Culture — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:05:47 EST

Wow...the last joke is a perfect one for Jeffery Ross.

Hustler of Culture

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Shorty — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:04:51 EST

Now this is just downright disturbing...where is my Bea Arthur strap on?

Shorty

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BigTDog — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:04:50 EST

Nice work Daulerio. Nice ass Daulerio.

What? no Abe Vigoda reference?

BigTDog

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Shorty — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:03:25 EST

only a few hours left!

Shorty