<![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> Hes not the first MLB player to guest bounce. Jeff Weaver back in his Detroit days also did his part in separating furious trailer trash from each other.

Dr.Roto

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> AJ almost makes baseball exciting.

Almost.

(Note: Every hockey and soccer thread is full of some moron taking time to comment about something they don't even like, so why not baseball? I can be that moron. Any baseball thread I'll chime in with something about baseball being gay, boring, only enjoyed by those with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome ... that kind of thing. Basketball threads too. Not football though; anyone who doesn't like football is clearly a member of whatever stereotyped group of people it is you dislike the most ... for me it's Peruvians ... lousy food and hiking loving bastards.)

NJLigerNJ

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> Since no one else has done it yet:

no, YES

jane

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> Thanks, 289. Yet again, something on Deadspin I can't unsee.

Unamerican

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> GHABB,Y - When AJ puts Eckstein in the sleeper hold, then I'll deem him a wresling bad guy. You could always tell a heel turn with the sleeper hold.

Little Wooden Boy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> I don't know if this is true or not but someone told me that Judge Judy's bailiff used to play for the Patriots.

And Belichick would (has?) hit that.

THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> I love A.J. and all of his antics. As a Cubs fan, I would love to have him on my team.

SoupFan

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> Can we get a now ruling from the MLB Commish's office now so that they just come out and say, "Yeah, we suspended A.J. last year not because of anything he did, but because we think he's a dick. I know we give Barry Bonds a free ride on this one, but he hits a lot of home runs."

Flynn

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> Now if we could only get Brett Tomko on the show, then things would get really interesting.

ScottVanPeltIsMyHero

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> yeah, it's Drew Bledsoe.

Sal Bando Wagon

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> I've always wanted to be Judge Judy's cabana boy.

I don't know if this is true or not but someone told me that Judge Judy's bailiff used to play for the Patriots.

Mr. Soul

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> He was in attendence at the TNA pay per view last month and he and Dale Torberg beat up somebody.

He was in the crowd with Torbert 2 weeks ago.

Yes I watch TNA on Thursday nights. I have no shame.

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> In a post about Jerry Springer, somebody used the term "Venn diagram". LOVE this place.

Good vs Evil

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> Russ Springer has a talk show?

Hextall454

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> Denis, they slut her up pretty good in My Name is Earl.

badbabu

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> I didn't even know Springer was still on. Wasn't Jamie Presely in Ringmaster? Couldn't she have done another Poison Ivy sequel instead?

Denis Lemieux

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> Dicks don't know they're dicks. That's why they're dicks. Dicks who know they're dicks aren't dicks. They're assholes.

Mmole

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> hi, i just want to get my jerry beads

Human Fly

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> There aren't two more related things around than Springer and pro wrestling. Both are loosely scripted and involve plenty of fake fighting, including use of chairs as weapons. And in the Venn diagram of their audiences, the intersection of the set of "Jerry Springer Viewers" and "Pro Wrestling Viewers" approaches 90% of the respective sets.

Yinka Double Dare

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> Haters! You're all just jealous. You're telling me that you wouldn't want to be on hand for this?

twoeightnine

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> I've always wanted to be Judge Judy's cabana boy.

badbabu

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> Please let this be the last time I see "Chicago White Sox" and "Jerry Springer" tags used together.

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> Nope, he's still wrestling, in fact, he's supposed to wrestle on a pay-per-view in the next month or two against David Eckstein. I shit ye not. The moral of this story:
Real Life Asshole = Excellent Wrestling Bad Guy
(The Kevin Federline Corollary)

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> When Jeff Weaver was in Detroit, he did the same thing. Although I remember Weaver did it more as a joke.

HeavyPettingZoo

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> Today on Springer, American League catchers and the crosstown rivals who sucker punch them.

Spanish Necktie

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> Next stop: bailiff on Judge Hatchett

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> It's good to see Pierzynski shoring up his white trash fan base.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> Wow, the AJ's are really slumming this week...

GoldManGold

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> I hear Shawn Kemp handles the paternity tests on Maury.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> "So AJ, tell me, how did you feel when Ozzie called you a Mama's Boy and a fag and said that you couldn't beat Yadier Molina in a footrace?

Wait. Don't tell me how you felt. Why don't you tell Ozzie himself? He's here right now! C'mon out Ozzie!"

This is how I imagine this going. No?

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> Talk to the hand, A.J., okay? You don't know me!

M-S-H

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> Atleast he's not wrestling anymore

BabaOje

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> So how will this affect his fantasy value?

Packman

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> Wait, who won the World Series again?

Little Wooden Boy

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> Stay classy, baseball.

Riddler

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> I'm home sick with the flu

That means - I'm unemployed and watch this show everyday...

Hustler of Culture

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> wow I hope Springer had to give-up less to get A.J. Pierzynski than the Giants did (Nathan, Lirano and Bonser).

HugsFromHarold

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> The most shocking part of this post is finding out the extent of the overlap between the Deadspin audience and the Jerry Springer audience. For shame, people.

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> The title of the episode was "HELP! My rookie pitcher has the ass!"

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> Of course, the next logical step is for AJ Daulerio to be the new muscle on "Montell", right?

CDNMoose

]]> <![CDATA[He's Probably Been Waiting Outside The Studio For Weeks]]> Did Michael Barrett run out from backstage and sucker punch him?

Raskolnikov

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