<![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> If you can't find a black man for the position, will a well-hung honky suffice?


Oh, hell yes. Oh, did you mean for coaching?

BrownSugar***s

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> Racist.

CliffX

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> Yea, and I don't believe for one second Marcus Vick can read

Or count past 14.

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> I meant, we invented the American black person.

Bad Barbecue

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> Yea, and I don't believe for one second Marcus Vick can read. On the bright side he always got an "A" in marksmanship.

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> Yeah, right - I don't believe for one second that Michael Vick can sing.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> BTO -

That's Ron Mexico's same old song.

Randall Tex Cobb

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> According to the Honorable Elijah Muhammad, Bad Barbecue, 'twas the evil black scientist Dr. Yacub who created the white man. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to perpetrate some "tricknology" before the Motherplane arrives and whisks away all the black coaches.

Greg Brady

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> Also, your job will be easier if you represent Black Meccas like ... Kansas City

Hate to get all serious-like on you and your sarcasm, but KC is one of the more important cities in the country when it comes to Black history. Just so's you know.

Pete Gaines

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> You got a little Matt Millen right there. No, over just a little...yeah. Yeah, you got it

this is great. referring to shit as "a little Matt Millen" will never not be hilarious.

the fro-hawk stays

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> Yeah, when can we discuss white people and their accomplishments? Hello...we invented black people.

By the way, they're called colored greens because you don't call them collared people. That would be offensive.

Bad Barbecue

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> Poor Doug, he's just trying to make a quick long distance phone call to check in on his ailing mother. Terry Tate can be so heartless sometimes.

I love that video.

Cam Neely's Gardener

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> Sarcastro - is that Larry Johnson's new song?

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> In a haze these days
I pull up to the stoplight
I can feel that something's not right
I can feel that someone's blasting me
With hate and bass
Sending dirty vibes my way
Cause my great great great great grandad
Made someone's great great great great grandaddy slaves

Ben Folds rules.

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> Don't mean to ruin the funny, but didn't Tom Flores win a couple of Super Bowls. Not black, but not whitey either, so the 40 game white win streak is in fact only 22 years.

Just saying.

kirklandj

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> I'm not usually a fan of the NFL Network, but Rich Eisen just made me spit water. "And there sits Tank Johnson, I believe the only player here facing 10 federal firearms charges..."

THE hoi polloi

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> I hate the day/I hate the night/I hate white coaches/Cuz they white/Kill my white coach/C-I-L-L my white coach

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> Have we gotten proof that Tony Dungy is actually black?

Hustler of Culture

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> Black coaches understanding of Defense begins, were the white coaches understanding apexes...Or whatever the fuck Shaq said that left me baffled.

Analrapist

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> Drink apple juice cuz OJ will kill you...

great t-shirt, btw, with a picture of a white Bronco on it (Not John Elway)

THE hoi polloi

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> +1 goathair - that show cracks (crackers?) me up.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> I can't help but think that the Sex Cannon was an affirmative action hire.

Deadspin

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> OJ is nutritious.

goathair

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> This is bullshit! Where is my football coverage of all the white coaches in the league?

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> And someone in your ancestory should have sex with someone in a barn. That helps too. I think.

Bad Barbecue

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> Are we allowed to laugh at this? Help my mind is enrobed in a moral conundrum unlike one I have not felt since the day Barbaro died!

Roxanne Put on the Red Light Racicot

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> Is OJ still guilty?

I'm confused.

yamabushi

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> +1 Noonan

I'm slipping

Deadspin

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> damn gawker gerbils

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> Keep in mind that the "New Black Coach" also needs a list of 90's rap titles/lyrics to use a snappy comebacks to haters... For example- "Shimmy Shimmy Ya" ODB, "Point the Finger" 2Pac and "Aint No Thang" Outkast are good for starters.

Who's that peekin in my window?
POW!
Nobody now...

THE hoi polloi

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> I want Dan Marino to ask how Lovie Smith how long he has been a black coach

Deadspin

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> the mayor of Indy and a bunch of fans were on the cbs early show the other morning and other than the players, I think Dungy is the only black guy in Indy

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> Deadspin editor David Duke is not amused.

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]>
ending anything you say with "[blanks] are who we thought they were!"

Somebody reads this site...

Hustler of Culture

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> One such tactic was an analogy that compared losing a home game to burglars breaking into a man's house and raping his wife.

Looks like the Vaginarchy just found their savior.

badbabu

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> Tony Dungy, sleek and sexy?

cecil_espy

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> But as racist frat boys, shouldn't we be celebrating this the Super Bowl with the first losing black head coach?

Michael Bertin

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> I ate Arby's late last night and am experiencing some loose Matt Millen this morning.

Greg Brady

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> How long have you been a black coach?

DannyNoonan

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> CBS morning show had the mayor of indianapolis and a bunch of colts fans on the other morning, I really think tony dungy is the only black man in Indianapolis, other than the players of course.

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> If you can't find a black man for the position, will a well-hung honky suffice?

Raskolnikov

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> uhm...uhm, you got...yeah, uhm...yeah, you got a little...yeah, right there. You got a little Matt Millen right there. No, over just a little...yeah. Yeah, you got it.

So, Super Bowl, then?

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> Then there's the 6th point of the manifesto: don't bother with the college ranks.

With Negro Bowl features, AJ's dispatches, and Bear v. Colt mascot fighting, Deadspin has all the super bowl coverage I need.

Charles

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> Blacks make better receivers than quarterbacks.

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> This is just the kind of racism I have come to expect from the Deadspin blog sports page.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> Also, your job will be easier if you represent Black Meccas like Indianapolis, Cincinnati, Kansas City, or the University of Notre Dame.

your creepy uncle

]]> <![CDATA[Negro Bowl I: The Black Coaches Guide To Success In The NFL]]> I will never get tired of that picture.

I guess my "Melanin is the New Sunburn" headline just got scooped. oh well.

KOGOD

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