Daulerio at SBXLI: Sean Salisbury, Mayor Of Miami - Deadspin Comments

Daulerio at SBXLI: Sean Salisbury, Mayor Of Miami

MattMillenFanClub — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 14:06:48 EST

I'm still waiting for Nicky Hilton's phone number.

MattMillenFanClub

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claude balls — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 13:43:52 EST

*fiancée

After seeing that mustache, Sean might think AJ has a fiancé. A fiancée? No chance.

claude balls

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claude balls — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 13:39:51 EST

Wait a minute, I am calling shenanigans. There is no way that, after seeing that mustache, Salibury believed AJ has a fiancé.

Money, a cell phone photo or free legal services must have changed hands.

claude balls

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I Heart Poop — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 13:28:29 EST

i saw nick lachey at the super bowl in jax 2 years ago. there's just something about him that makes me want to punch him in the face, so i just kept walking.

on a side note, my buddy once had a celeb give him $100 to go away. how much did aj get out of stuart scott?

I Heart Poop

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Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 13:23:23 EST

I feel like I'm about to witness the opening of the Ark of the Covenant. Cover your heart, AJ!!

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

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Maradawga — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 13:16:47 EST

Salisbury has a look in that first picture like he wants to have sex with girls AJ in uncomfortable places.

Maradawga

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Lady Andrea — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 13:14:45 EST

How old is Sean Salisbury? Cause in these pictures he looks old enough to be my father.

Lady Andrea

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Tuffy — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 13:14:39 EST

Lt. Winslow is the balls, too.

El Tee is the ballsack. He's carrying A.J. out there.

Tuffy

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AshGrove — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 13:12:02 EST

Love the head on the shoulder pose. AJ looks like his rent boy for the evening. If you were only sporting one of Boomer's shirts then Salisbury would have had some competition.

Hellllooo Laaadeeez!

AshGrove

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jwaves2007 — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 13:11:41 EST

son, i cant believe that you that made it all the way from cuba on the hood of a 57 chevy.

jwaves2007

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UkraineNotWeak — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 13:06:42 EST

I just want to know one thing: Were you building bigger fun?

UkraineNotWeak

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DougOLis — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 13:00:28 EST

It's a me, a Mario

DougOLis

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:59:39 EST

Was he signing autographed toys of Dissector, Dr Inferno Jr, Mecha Tentoumushi or Backlash?

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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Dweeze — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:56:12 EST

I saw Gawker ponies up the cash to hire Carl Monday to accompany Daulerio to next year's SB.

One's a hard-hitting investigative reporter - the other is the balls. Together they're hi-larious. AJ and Carl, coming this fall to Fox.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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Probity and Sport — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:50:53 EST

I saw Gawker ponies up the cash to hire Carl Monday to accompany Daulerio to next year's SB.

The 'stache gets them behind closed doors, and then Carl asks Salisbury the hard-hitting questions about playing with himself.

Come on! It's a career-maker!

Probity and Sport

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J-No — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:48:20 EST

AJ looks a little like Christopher Maltisanti in that first picture.

J-No

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jwaves2007 — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:47:37 EST

How did AJ ever board an airplane looking like that you've got to be on a do not fly list somewhere....we want winslow in the pix....great job to both of you and winslow there is no doubt in my mind that your threesome dreams are about to come true.

jwaves2007

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The Fan’s Attic — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:45:20 EST

"Do you know who I am? I'm kinda a big deal around here."

I imagine Sean Salisbury saying this line without a hint of humor. But, I think AJ can now freely use this line and it would be legit. AJ, fine work, indeed, good sir.

The Fan’s Attic

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UkraineNotWeak — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:43:12 EST

"Hi. I'm Sean Salisbury. This here is AJ. AJ is fashion challenged. For just pennies a day, you can cloth AJ in a style more becoming."

UkraineNotWeak

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SpecialKay — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:39:24 EST

THAT'S IT!! I couldn't put my finger on it. Thank you Cobra.

SpecialKay

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Jack Cobra — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:37:28 EST

that looks like a picture where an adopted boy finally meets his real father

Jack Cobra

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StuScott Booyahs — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:37:26 EST

"It's for my fiancee. She would kill me if I didn't get a photo with you."

*bows*

I'm not worthy.

StuScott Booyahs

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Phil Mickelson's Man Tits — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:36:32 EST

Salisbury was overheard that night saying, "God, I fucking hate Jew twat".

But, he later claimed what he said was, "God, I fucking hate Stu Scott".

And quite frankly, that seemed much more believable, so he was off the hook again.

Phil Mickelson's Man Tits

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Riddler — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:34:36 EST

I remember Lil' Shawn (Sean) quite well. He had a mid-major hip-hop hit back in the day...ironically, it was called "I Made Love For The Very First Time." (Too obscure?)

Riddler

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:33:05 EST

That moustache is totally rooting for the Bears.

I would tend to agree with you, if Kordell were to have been all over A.J.'s sweet, sweet, StarterWife-approved behind. As that were not the case, I cannot, though.

The 'stache is betting the over. Doesn't care who wins.

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goathair — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:28:49 EST

That moustache is totally rooting for the Bears.

goathair

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UkraineNotWeak — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:22:47 EST

Anxiously waiting for the post on Stuart Scott's text message booty call. Wonder if it was from Linda Cohn. Boo-ya!!

UkraineNotWeak

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Dread — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:22:35 EST

Maybe next year Gawker can spring for a camera with that fancy new red eye reduction feature.

I don't think it's the camera. Either Sean is blotto or he burned out his corneas staring at his own unit.

NarcisSalisbury.

Dread

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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:21:47 EST

Ok this is getting weird. Yesterday I called AJ "the stoner douche bag from my porn nightmares" and today I come to find out that AJ looks identical to Ron Jeremy.

Ron Jeremy is Jewish. Or did nobody tell Li'l Sean?

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

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BigTenObsession — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:21:26 EST

Winslow, Salisbury is going to kick your ass - he said 'NO INTERNET!'

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2ndBase — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:21:19 EST

How pissed are both big and lil Sean going to be when they find out this pic ended up on Deadspin?

2ndBase

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Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:20:28 EST

Lt. Winslow is the balls, too.

Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan

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Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:19:10 EST

This is by far the best Super Bowl pre-game coverage on the Internets. +many AJ.

Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan

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filthyfowl — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:18:38 EST

I hope the moustache stays post-superbowl so it can really develop that Dave Wanstadt thickness that we all know and love. And when I say know and love I mean makes us wince and openly mock.

filthyfowl

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Lt. Exley — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:18:32 EST

Looking forward to AJ and Prince comparing mustaches...

Lt. Exley

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tater — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:16:16 EST

Next picture, I want a fu manchu!

tater

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badbabu — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:14:13 EST

Two Mallrats references in one day. My life is complete.

badbabu

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Brad_Lee — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:12:49 EST

I think Sean is smiling because he thinks the mustache rides start in five minutes.

Brad_Lee

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Ron — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:12:38 EST

When did Bill Belichick grow a mustache?

Ron

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Analrapist — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:12:13 EST

Ok this is getting weird. Yesterday I called AJ "the stoner douche bag from my porn nightmares" and today I come to find out that AJ looks identical to Ron Jeremy.

Analrapist

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44 in a Row — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:12:08 EST

i am typing this from mi wii. this is amazing

What's even more fun is watching Super Trampoline Basketball on the big screen. That was the first thing I did when they released the browser.

44 in a Row

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SeymourScagnetti — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:11:24 EST

Maybe next year Gawker can spring for a camera with that fancy new red eye reduction feature.

SeymourScagnetti

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The Bullsaw — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:10:44 EST

This almost makes up for the death of Oddjack AJ, you are indeed The Balls.

Need some more pics of the talent in the area however... we need to see what Lil Sean has to work with here.

The Bullsaw

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Christ Sabo — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:10:28 EST

i am typing this from mi wii. this is amazing

Christ Sabo

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44 in a Row — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:10:27 EST

Aaaaand we all fail.

44 in a Row

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Swolestice — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:09:51 EST

BDD... totally makes sense. BTW, does Corey Feldman have a mustache?

Swolestice

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Brad_Lee — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:09:36 EST

Badabu, when you say you saw a horse in his tie, did it look like Barbaro???? This would be JUST LIKE one of those little women living in a hut in Chili who see the face of Jesus on a pepper.

Brad_Lee

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The Mark Cuban Revolution — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:09:29 EST

That is just fantastic work. Get this man a medal.

The Mark Cuban Revolution

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Hustler of Culture — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:09:01 EST

Wait, is the tie the magic eye picture? Or AJ's stache? Because I can't stop looking at the stache...I mean....no words...should have sent a poet

Hustler of Culture

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Carson — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:08:00 EST

Salisbury and Borat - together at last!

Carson

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Technicolor Jan Stenerud — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:07:40 EST

A schooner IS a sailboat, stupidhead.

Also, if AJ is The Balls, wouldn't that make Salisbury The Dick?

Technicolor Jan Stenerud

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OchentaYcinco — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:07:34 EST

Too quick Bowdenx3... well guess what? There is no Easter Bunny!

OchentaYcinco

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ltwinslow — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:06:59 EST

I know the woman in the second photo. Do I win anything?

herpes?

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44 in a Row — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:06:46 EST

It's actually a schooner.

44 in a Row

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OchentaYcinco — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:06:26 EST

It's a schooner!

OchentaYcinco

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theWolf — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:06:20 EST

That first picture...I'm speechless. The comforting arm of Sean Salisbury.

theWolf

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Mmole — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:06:14 EST

"Doppelganger" means penis, right?

Mmole

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ltwinslow — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:06:08 EST

thankfully, little sean and i have never met.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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ArkansasFred — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:05:56 EST

While Kyle Orton cried silent tears into his Jager shot.

ArkansasFred

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BowdenBowdenBowden — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:05:54 EST

badbabu - I see a schooner

BowdenBowdenBowden

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The Test — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:04:35 EST

I know the woman in the second photo. Do I win anything?

The Test

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Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:02:20 EST

he made a point to let me know he was big Sox fan.

As if I'm not embarassed enough.

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YWML — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:02:17 EST

LT, were you scolded by Salisbury or Lil' Sean?

YWML

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Sid Bream Was Out — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:00:54 EST

Nice to see Sean give back to the homeless.

Sid Bream Was Out

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badbabu — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:00:28 EST

Oh, I get it, the tie is one of those "magic eye" things. Stare at it long enough and you see a horse.

All I see is a sailboat.

badbabu

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Stev D — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:00:27 EST

I bet Salisbury uses AJ to speed things up in bed when he is plowing a groupie.

Stev D

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Dweeze — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:00:21 EST

I finally placed the first picture - it looks like Mel Torme and Kramer at the Able Mentally Challenged Adults banquet!

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Sh!tShow — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:00:14 EST

little sean, on the other was, is a dick

Awesome.

Sh!tShow

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ArkansasFred — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:59:59 EST

"I'm an afterthought of an NFL quarterback and beat up John Clayton on a daily basis. Ladies...."

ArkansasFred

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Bunkie Perkins — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:59:27 EST

Im pretty sure Salisbury isnt wearing pants

Bunkie Perkins

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BigTenObsession — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:59:22 EST

I want to know what AJ and Winslow had to do TO the bouncers to get in. I know it was something dirty.

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tater — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:59:22 EST

Oh, I get it, the tie is one of those "magic eye" things. Stare at it long enough and you see a horse.

tater

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TheStarterWife — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:59:11 EST

I can see why women would want Salisbury. Do I agree with their taste? No, but I can see why.

AJ. This is fucking South Beach and not Williamsburg-'Slope-Hipster-Brooklyn. Next time get Denton to spot you some cash for a couple of extra shirts for mid-week. (Because you better be saving your finer threads for this weekend.)

Did anyone get a picture with Irvin?

TheStarterWife

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Sh!tShow — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:58:42 EST

Five bucks says AJ's number is written on the book of matches on the bar.

Sh!tShow

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Squirrel Logic — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:58:29 EST

I am going to check "The Google" to see if I can find more pictures.

Squirrel Logic

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Shorty — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:58:15 EST

the stache really does seem to have a mind of its own

Shorty

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HeavyPettingZoo — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:57:58 EST

AJ looks like he stepped into a time warp and was transported from the Bears-Patriots Super Bowl, circa 1986.

It's actually not a bad strategy. Dress down so much that the bouncers/famous people ASSUME you are one of them because a normal person would never try to get into an event dressed like that.

HeavyPettingZoo

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BigTenObsession — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:57:37 EST

It's easy to be pretty cool when you're drunk and everyone around you just wants to be in your presence. I, for one, believe that Salisbury is still a douchebag.

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goldstar4robotboy — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:57:28 EST

This guy's press pass credited him as working for "Hawaii Five-O Sports Media." It's not hard to get a Super Bowl press pass. It really isn't.

Simmons is taunting you, AJ. But I would be at the bar instead, too.

goldstar4robotboy

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Dr. Jerry Donkey Punch — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:57:27 EST

will "no internet" replace "no homo" now?

Dr. Jerry Donkey Punch

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Hustler of Culture — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:56:57 EST

Just awesome

Hustler of Culture

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J-No — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:56:03 EST

That tie is making me dizzy.

J-No

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preciousroy — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:56:02 EST

Pic 1: No, no.
Pic 2: No, probably, no, can't see, dude that's a creepy stare.

preciousroy

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Little Wooden Boy — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:55:27 EST

AJ needs to watch out for The Russian Beard, because his mustache is trying to meet up with him.

Other than that, balls.

Little Wooden Boy

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ltwinslow — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:55:07 EST

Big Sean was pretty cool. i was rocking the redsox cap, & in the 60 seconds that i spoke with him, he made a point to let me know he was big Sox fan. little sean, on the other was, is a dick.

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A Magician Named GOB — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:55:06 EST

I hear AJ is really into 6'4, 230 pound quarterbacks with laser, rocket arms.

A Magician Named GOB

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Kid Canada — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:54:28 EST

Show us on this picture where he touched you.

Kid Canada

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apostles03 — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:54:20 EST

AJ:

When it comes down to making out with Sean Salisbury, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

Mike Damone

apostles03

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Wingman — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:54:15 EST

How the hell did you talk your way into a VIP party with that hoodie and striped shirt - with the mustache that is full child molester gear - I salute you AJ!

Wingman

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44 in a Row — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:54:06 EST

So, has Salisbury made the transition from being a totally unlikeable twit, to likeable in a snarky & ironic way, to likeable in a "who among us hasnt wanted to send a cell phone cockshot and plow through groupies, even though you were a marginal backup" way?

Well, it seems he was good and drunk, so there's a start.

44 in a Row

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rock & rye — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:52:58 EST

Is it just me or is AJ sort of leaning in for a suckle of Salisbury teet? Balls nonetheless.

rock & rye

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Mike Honcho — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:51:34 EST

From dumpy chicks with glasses, to 6-foot model-y types: they all swarmed him. Salisbury was not without female accompaniment for less than 10 seconds"He's soooo tall!" they'd say to each other.

Well, then. I'm 6'5". Who wants to sex Honcho?!

Mike Honcho

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Dan-tastic — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:51:23 EST

I'm in love with a man, a man called God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God?

Dan-tastic

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Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:50:38 EST

No... he needs a neckbeard first.

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

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ltwinslow — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:49:31 EST

Winslow, when we going to see you in these photos?

um, never.

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preciousroy — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:49:27 EST

AJ... I got some bad news about your 'fiance.' You might want to read one thread below.

preciousroy

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David Hume — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:49:17 EST

David Hume

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A Magician Named GOB — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:48:54 EST

Sean Salisbury may be the Mayor of Miam, but Trick Daddy is the Mayor of Miami.
Word.
Apropo of nothing, I can't seem to post comments using Firefox.
Will must've sold his soul to Microsoft after the Vista launch.
Damn you, Gates!

A Magician Named GOB

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Bunkie Perkins — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:48:32 EST

AJ looks like a young street tough that Sean has gratiously decided to take under his wing.

Bunkie Perkins

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12 Inches of JT Snow — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:48:30 EST

don't turn into the hipster balls with that stache...be sure to keep it pornesque...

12 Inches of JT Snow

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Dweeze — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:48:23 EST

Daulerio looks like a former child star who is trying to NOT look like a former child star.

Dana Plato?

La...dies

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

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Russkiejedi — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:48:17 EST

I thought it was Salisbury's dad who had cancer... maybe his hair is one of those "shows of solidarity" things.

Russkiejedi

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SlickBomb — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:48:07 EST

Although you can't see it in the pictures, Lil' Sean is erect.

SlickBomb

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TastesLikeBurning — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:48:06 EST

Would've been better if Lt. Winslow had tried to play tic-tac-toe on Salisbury's suit, but whatever.

TastesLikeBurning

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Roxanne Put on the Red Light Racicot — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:47:45 EST

I...I...I'm mesmerized by the Salisbury Tie...must fight with Clayton...

Roxanne Put on the Red Light Racicot

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HugsFromHarold — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:47:05 EST

Is he rocking the CFL Grey Cup ring?

AJ your goal is to get Salisbury's cell #, so we could flood it with pictures of Deadspinners junk.

HugsFromHarold

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Luis Sojo Jr. — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:46:36 EST

I love when commmenters break into the pre-jump post. Nice work, Lt.

Luis Sojo Jr.

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44 in a Row — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:46:32 EST

and apparently he really doesn't read deadspin, or he would have recognized the 'stache on the Balls.

I think we've already established that he works every day and doesn't have time to read blogs. And he's helping his dad get to Level 3 on World of Warcraft, or something. He's a busy guy.

44 in a Row

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Brad_Lee — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:46:04 EST

AJ, why are you resting your face on his shoulder? Sean seems to enjoy it, however.

Winslow, when we going to see you in these photos?

And finally, God damn, AJ Daulerio really is the balls.

Brad_Lee

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Run Up The Score — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:45:47 EST

Sean Salisbury : Chris Berman :: Lindsay Lohan : Tara Reid

Run Up The Score

Daulerio at SBXLI: Sean Salisbury, Mayor Of Miami

Raskolnikov — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:45:25 EST

Daulerio looks like a former child star who is trying to NOT look like a former child star.

Does that make sense?

Or Charlie from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Raskolnikov

Daulerio at SBXLI: Sean Salisbury, Mayor Of Miami

badbabu — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:45:20 EST

Way to redeem yourself, Freddie Mercury. Eres las pelotas.

badbabu

Daulerio at SBXLI: Sean Salisbury, Mayor Of Miami

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:45:03 EST

and apparently he really doesn't read deadspin, or he would have recognized the 'stache on the Balls.

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

Daulerio at SBXLI: Sean Salisbury, Mayor Of Miami

BowdenBowdenBowden — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:44:49 EST

the moustache has become sentient and has taken control of AJ

BowdenBowdenBowden

Daulerio at SBXLI: Sean Salisbury, Mayor Of Miami

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:44:23 EST

AWESOME. Well done Daulerio.

Daulerio at SBXLI: Sean Salisbury, Mayor Of Miami

Stev D — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:44:22 EST

Are you looking at this Annie Leibovitz? Now this is a motherfuckin photo!

Stev D

Daulerio at SBXLI: Sean Salisbury, Mayor Of Miami

Drew Magary — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:43:51 EST

Daulerio looks like a former child star who is trying to NOT look like a former child star.

Does that make sense?

Drew Magary

Daulerio at SBXLI: Sean Salisbury, Mayor Of Miami

Shakεy fka Flαmεtown — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:43:45 EST

The mustache knows all.

Shakεy fka Flαmεtown

Daulerio at SBXLI: Sean Salisbury, Mayor Of Miami

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:43:27 EST

I'm sorry, but Salisbury is not the balls. AJ, you my friend, are still the balls.

I just wish you would have added that, upon the extending of his fist for a pound, you covered it with your hand and proclaimed "paper beats rock!"

...ladies

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

Daulerio at SBXLI: Sean Salisbury, Mayor Of Miami

TastesLikeBurning — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:43:27 EST

I used to have a polo shirt like that.

Then my dad got a job.

TastesLikeBurning

Daulerio at SBXLI: Sean Salisbury, Mayor Of Miami

BigTenObsession — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:43:05 EST

It would have been soooooooooooooo much better if this had been taken with a camera phone.

Daulerio at SBXLI: Sean Salisbury, Mayor Of Miami

Randall Tex Cobb — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:42:58 EST

He didn't say anything about the ebays though.

Randall Tex Cobb

Daulerio at SBXLI: Sean Salisbury, Mayor Of Miami

44 in a Row — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:42:38 EST

Is it possible that, instead of being given a clothes budget, AJ was sent to the Salvation Army with a jar full of nickels? Because that's quite the polo shirt, there, chief.

44 in a Row

Daulerio at SBXLI: Sean Salisbury, Mayor Of Miami

Signal to Noise — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:42:33 EST

That picture pretty much justified the whole trip already, AJ.

You wield the power of the pornstache wisely, sir.

Signal to Noise

Daulerio at SBXLI: Sean Salisbury, Mayor Of Miami

Shawon-O-Meter — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:42:05 EST

It's weird that Salisbury didn't get upset about AJ apparently vomiting on his tie.

Shawon-O-Meter

Daulerio at SBXLI: Sean Salisbury, Mayor Of Miami

Dweeze — Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:40:59 EST

He's rolling in the Battlebots tail.

Ladies...