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]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> But who will play Lt. Winslow and Daulerio in the movie?

Satyr Icon

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> If you do a google image search for the chick Stu was trying to pick up, the first photo is her with some strange hybrid of David Lee Roth and Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. Frightening.

Mike Honcho

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Imagine the shocked look on Reche Caldwell's face when he got that drink poured on him.

How 'bout a little more love for Moletran's comment? /ruined keyboard

Southeast Jerome

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> I just dedicated a Silversun Pickups song to Stuart Scott.
Booyah indeed.

GordonShumway

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Pussies, all of'em.

Joe Namath didn't even get out of his lawn chair.

losloseeboy

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Pussies, all of'em.

Joe Namath didn't even get out of his lawn chair.

losloseeboy

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Stuart Scott Attempts to Jack Himself Up

If that blonde didnt call him back, I'm not sure UP is the word to end that sentence.

Mike Honcho

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> AJ: these posts brighten up my otherwise miserable, boring ass days (seriously, I am fucking sick of my books already).

I initially read that without the "sick of", and thought that MC had gone over the edge.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> She's got an eye for Stu.

UNC_Samurai

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> barbaro has a brother:
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/01/sports/othersports/01bar...
the eli manning of the horseracing world?
or, wait - should barbaro actually be cooper, then?

GuidoLafleur

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Anybody notice Stuart Scott on sportscenter? Get the guy some visene he's clearly been hanging out with the playmaker.

Strokke

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> 116th and B'way, fucking keyboard

Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Sojo Jr. -- I'm Class of '00, aka the Last Great Job Fair at 16th and Broadway. You current or alum?

Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> AJ: these posts brighten up my otherwise miserable, boring ass days (seriously, I am fucking sick of my books already).

Lt.: this week reminds me of why we were to marry in the first place.

Great work all around guys.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Thank you for these wonderful gifts Deadspin.

Super King

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> +100 AJ and Deadspin

StuScott Booyahs

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Drewhayman,

Well played. Also, lighten up.

Analrapist

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> all three of AJ's stories were so good today that it just may inspire me to grow a mustache of my own in tribute.

Body by Sabathia

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> actually, let me explain:
that wasn't very nice from someone who posted this:

Stu Scott drunk texting for a late night booty call makes you feel:

A) Good, because even celebrities (I use that term loosely) drunk text.

B)Terrible, because Stu is a douche bag, and that makes you one too.

I'm going with B.


I'm also going with B.

drewheyman

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> that's not very nice.

drewheyman

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Thatta boy, Stu, thatta boy.

StuScott Booyahs

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Lt., marry me.

The Great Barstoolio

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Drewheyman,

Per the Commentist Manifesto:

In general, don't make the people who are dying for a comment invite read your comments and say, "I can't believe that douchebag has commenting privileges."

Analrapist

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> can you call "off the record", and then post it on the internet?

that's like someone calling shotgun, and you take the front seat, but worse. much worse.

that's like saying "i got your back" in a fight, and running away like a french tennis player.

that's like telling your close buddy you'll be wingman, only to have him blocked by the mostly sober friend who wore a long khaki skirt to the bar.


if deadspin stands for anything, then it stands for keeping your word. and if keeping your word to a random acquaintence is wrong, then perhaps all of american society is wrong. Well, you can do whatever you want to stuart scott, but i'm not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America.

drewheyman

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> I think it's spectacular that Deadspin's investigative journalism is looking over someone's shoulder at their cell to see who they're trying to tap.

They don't teach us this shit at Columbia J-School.

Luis Sojo Jr.

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> I long for the day when I can write the perfect post. Proverbial has set the standard for me. One sentence of brilliance. And a Booya to boot.

Props and many thanks to AJ and the Lieutenant. This has been a most enjoyable day.

claude balls

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> This is Pulitzer-worthy material. I'm dead fucking serious.

Mutoni

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> All Deadspin days are great. Some just shine a little bit more brightly.

(Sorry, I'm exhausted after a long fucking day.)

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> As Colbert would say..

So does this go down as a great day in Deadspin history, or the greatest day in Deadspin history?

The Bullsaw

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> "Between Stu and Irvin, I wonder who was AJ's translator for the evening?"

Pot Roast and Gravy?

The Get-Back Coach

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Insert obligatory Kanye "Gold Digger" riff about Stu leaving for a white girl.

And I thought the last post justified the trip...any references to AJ as HST and LT as Acosta aren't quite so overblown right now.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> ESPN.com's cheif brackatolgist Joe Lunardi just posted Stu as the #7 seed for 2007 SHOTY.

Human Fly

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> you are both my idols. and i don't mean that in a barbaro sambuceti sort of way.

Abe Froman

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> is Winslow gonna get his own cheesy theme song too?

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> In regards to the picture Anal Rapist links to:

Yes, Yes, Can't See.

Come on, Dweeze... I mean, man, like, Dakota Fanning's not legal for another five years. I mean, not even I would go there, doing that. No way.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> You think Stu puts his mug up on, saddles up, and rides that jaune? I have not posted in forever, but felt compelled to give Daulerio some thanks from back in the 215. I could not possibly enjoy his posts any more.

revrun

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Gold.

Pure. Gold.

OhTheHugeManatee

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Is Lt. Winslow getting a spinoff from this Deadspin spinoff. You know, how like Good Times was a spin-off of Maude was a spin-off of All in the Family?

Because he's proving he can carry a show on his own...

Yostal

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> You know I used to have a real problem with the whole "sexy nurse" thing seeing as my mom's a nurse, it kinda ruined it for me.

Renee just cured me.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> In regards to the picture Anal Rapist links to:

Yes, Yes, Can't See.

What?

Dweeze

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Proverbial: Comment of the Year, so far.

Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> the second result of her google image search is the best: http://www.trygve.com/blog_2006_01.html

and yes proverbial wins

SonnyHooper

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> +1 doodlebug

Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> YWM-LMK. It's the Gilette Fusion of Deadspin memes

Doxidan, Gentle Doxidan

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Jesus, AnalRapist, she looks like an elf in that picture.

A sexy, hot, short-skirt-wearing nurse elf.

Yum.

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Yet another drawback to the lazy eye: weasels reading your txts over your shoulder.

doodlebug

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Phony,

What is the demonry you show us?

Wow

Analrapist

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Michelle Beisner is listed as "NFL Network On-Site Super Bowl Talent".

http://www.nfl.com/nflnetwork/SB_41_programming

GoldManGold

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Ms. Beisner may be the balls, but at least Stu wasn't pimpin' on Renee Herlocker.

Phony Gwynn

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Balls, Lt., I'd like to apologize on behalf of everyone for being anything less than supportive of yesterday's posts. Because you have totally redeemed yourself. Now go out there and raise some more hell.

Again, I say to you: Find Chris Henry before it's too late.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> We should just pack it up and go home. Proverbial has won.

+several

Philistine

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> excuse me miss, I speak Hurricane

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Stu Scott drunk texting for a late night booty call makes you feel:

A) Good, because even celebrities (I use that term loosely) drunk text.

B)Terrible, because Stu is a douche bag, and that makes you one too.

I'm going with B.

Analrapist

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> "Between Stu and Irvin, I wonder who was AJ's translator for the evening? I don't know if even Lt. Winslow could handle that task."

I think I remember that scene from Airplane

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> How does it feel to get outmacked by Sean Salisbury, Stu?

You and your lazy eye are a disgrace.

leavethemanalone

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> I choose to believe that the following happened:

1. H.B. Blades started the fight
2. Brown and Caldwell proceeded to go all Chuck Liddell on the entire Canes roster, knocking motherfuckers out left and right.
3. Brown, feeling bad for said unconscious Canes, lay his necklace on top of a fallen, unconscious player.

Yup, that's totally what happened.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> That chick...and Stu Scott?

It never ceases to amaze me the depths that a chick will sink to.

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> That was fucking great

Unsilent Majority

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> my god this was the best afternoon reading I may have ever had. Thank you Mr. Daulerio. I think you should be a traveling correspondant to all big time events.

BOO YAH!

PopJocks

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> I bled green and orange from my cock one time in college. A simple course of antibiotics cleared it right up.

Microbano

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> One of these days they'll have the super bowl in Toledo, then I'll be the one sidling up to important athletes.

Matt Sussman

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> SBXL? This happened last year.

covert

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Alex Brown was cool as shit... he sat & talked to me for a good 5-10 minutes. granted, he was waiting on his 3 hoe's. but cool as shit nonetheless.

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> if stuart scott wasn't a tar heel, i'd have major problems with that woman talking to him. as it is, it still makes me uneasy

Shenanigans

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> She was really hot on the fact that he is David Blaine's go-to play-by-play guy.

filthyfowl

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Aweseme Story Lt., AB always came off in his interviews with the Local media as fun guy to kick it with at a bar. Just one suggestion, it might have helped to get some pictures of AB to go along with the story, not just random pictures of a white T-shirt.

Analrapist

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> > Strahan, even though he's post-divorce, still looks like a guy that's getting the shit kicked out of him by a woman.

Sounds about right.

DrNguyenVanFalk

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> I wonder if the "Lemme know" included a picture of lil booyah.

How do I say this ... THROWDINI!

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Proverbial, that joke kind of crept up on me, but god damn it, that's fucking awesome.

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> was Stu Scott sporting the murse? when I saw him on the streets of New York he had the nice leather man-purse.

Can't wait to read AJ and Lt. W exploits tonight. Still waiting on a cell phone number.

HugsFromHarold

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> From Stu Scott's Wikipedia article

His interests include balling, shot-calling, and stomping the yard.

BabaOje

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Thanks, Proverbial, for the end of the workday spitup, now I have to clean my desk.

BigRicks

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> I hope Stuart's wife doesn't read Deadspin.

As if everyone didn't already know he was seeing someone on the side.

Booya.

Proverbial

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> I think the most surprising revelation here is that Stu Scott communicates in English

Between Stu and Irvin, I wonder who was AJ's translator for the evening? I don't know if even Lt. Winslow could handle that task.

ScottVanPeltIsMyHero

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> I think the most surprising revelation here is that Stu Scott communicates in English

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Alex Brown: Sorry man, no pics.

LW: No pics? If I snap one, what are you gonna do about it? You gonna -

AB: Wad I jus tell you about Al Blades.

Winslow: /Remembers
Have a nice night

Ben

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> AJ, Winslow, you guys gotta tell Stu Scott that he's ruining SportsCenter for everyone.

SlickBomb

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Now, obviously, "Lemme know" is pretty non-descript. But at 12: 30 a.m., in Miami, well, it means "Are you coming out tonight to fuck me or what?"

The only thing better is the text message of "'sup" at the same time of night, which is code for "Can I hit it tonight?"

But I have to give Stu some credit for having that girl's number in his phone.

ScottVanPeltIsMyHero

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Reche Caldwell, Stuart Scott...are we going to get some stories about Sandy Duncan and Polyphemus next?

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Is anybody else getting the feeling that Lt. Winslow, Canes fan, is a "lawyer" in the sense Dr. Gonzo was a "lawyer"?

Because that's awesome.

Wait till you see those goddamn bats.

Chareth Cutestory

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> If you tell me in the next post that sean and lil sean ended up with michelle beisner I am going to drive my car into oncoming traffic

jwaves2007

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> I hope Stuart's wife doesn't read Deadspin.

Riddler

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Winslow, you are a madman. When you stole that cow? And you and AJ tried to make it with that cow? I wanna party with you, cowboy.

Donk In A Box

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> AJ Daulerio IS the balls.

themightymjd

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Funny, I know a little Jewish girl in Chicago that took Alex Brown to a wedding as a last-minute date, proceeded to hump him, and took off the next morning before he woke up. She only left a thank you note behind.

Run Up The Score

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Who knows? Maybe she's got a Weird Discolored Lazy Eye fetish.

Oops Pow Surprise

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> I am willing to bet that Berman is busting out the "Lemme know" on every chick he sees now.

Mayor McRib

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> +2 Moletran

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> nice pull by Stumanji...if he did pull it. To bad the fight story didnt get finished, sounds like a good one. Again AJ, please be there for XLI hooker sting, we've GOTTA be due for a player gettin popped

NDEddieMac

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Whats with all the football types drinking Cape Codders?

Kettleer

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> I see the U has a unique policy on "off the record".

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> It doesn't matter if you're a janitor, or the wonky-eyed face of ESPN; if you're drunk at a bar after midnight, all that matters is the nappy dugout. Way to keep it real, Stu.

Phil Mickelson's Man Tits

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Imagine the shocked look on Reche Caldwell's face when he got that drink poured on him.

Moletran

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> What happened to good ol' Stu is exactly why I only put last names and nicknames into my cell, not full names.

Sounds to me like he experienced the coolness of the other side of the pillow all by his lonesome.

BigRicks

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Winslow is quite the prolix bastard, eh?

44 in a Row

]]> <![CDATA[Daulerio at SBXL: Alex Brown Goes Back to Bourbon Street; Stuart Scott Attempts To Jack Himself Up]]> Thank Christ, I have been waiting for this update all afternoon...uhh...not that I haven't been working or anything...

BigRicks

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