<![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> Put a body on Margo.

Philistine

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> When does he get a Billy Crystal movie?

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> This was amazingly bad coaching.

What the hell are you using a guy who is almost 8 feet for picks?

Seriously, what a waste.

I wonder when he'll learn to say "run a zone D" in English?

I swear to GOD I can coach in the ABA.

TJH

timhust

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> HPZ has never seen my blog I guess.

Big.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> BALLINNNNNNNNN

Shakεy fka Flαmεtown

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> Seriously... short men treat short women like they have a plague

TSW, tell me more about where that idea came from... It's the exact opposite of what I've always thought (and done). I'm on the less tall end of the spectrum, and the last 3 girls I've dated have been under 5'2" - To (kinda) steal a quote: "Not that tall women aren't awesome and pretty and stuff, but..."

David Hume

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> I know it's not your fault, I just don't understand why the tall men love the tiny women. Not that short women aren't awesome and pretty and stuff, but it's a pretty large trend, you know?

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> TSW- if you are 4'8", what size are "the girls"? Are they actually B's that look huge proportionally? I mean, a 5'0" dude with an average penis would probably look much bigger than a 6'0" dude with the same size. I don't know where I am going with this. I need to take a couple plays off.

My 6'6" buddy married a 4'10" girl.

HeavyPettingZoo

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> damn, Dr. Venkman, beat me to it.

Since no one else said it, I will:

Who wants to sex Ming Ming?

throwbot

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> Andie - Not my fault. Tall men love the tiny women, and I have a whole laundry list of reasons why the majority short men NEVER want short women.

(Seriously... short men treat short women like they have a plague. Reason #32 is that I think short women remind them they THEY are short.)

(Plus, men with small hands can hardly palm "the girls", and that is important.)

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> Mac... they said you escaped. I knew you wouldn't leave without me. I was waiting for you. Now we can make it, Mac; I feel big as a damn mountain.

DamnSkippy

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> My thought was, "My, that tiny girl is the balls for guarding her. Go 5'4 girls!"

She's not guarding her; she's being sucked up by Margo's Hoover vagina attachment.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> Short women poaching the tall men is definitely one of my top 3 pet peeves. : )

Glad I could amuse you today, BBB.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> You know, I hate to be the first one to say this, but she's pretty hot for a 7'2" woman. I'd expect a 7'2" female professional basketball player to be less giraffe like and more...Grimace-like.

Whatever, I'd hit it.

Run Up The Score

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> Look at the size of that Chinaman!

The Count of Monte Fisto

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> Ha, Ha.
TSW was a "Coxswain"

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> I dated a girl who was 4'10 and my wife is 6'2, so I've had the best of both worlds, as it were!

SmedIndy

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> Wait, Rainbow Bridge?

You mean Barbaro is a secret character in Super Mario Kart? That's so awesome.

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> "That's a HUGE bitch!"

Dr.Venkman

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> Because this has nothing to do with the ABA and everything to do with awesomeness....

Rainbow Bridge: Barbaro crossed there..Meet with God..He is a beautiful rainbow..A horse who can fly. My Sentimental Friends. My Love, Dee Mirich
Dee Mirich, 40; Merrillville, IN, U.S.A.
posted on 2007-02-01 10:32:07

Talking Baseball

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> And with that 1" vertical, he's 7'10". BFD. The JewFro kid puts Ming Ming to shame. That motherfucker would still be elevating at the 1:30 mark of tape, and the music would be much, much better.

Run Up The Score

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> I knew Sun's name was familiar: Anatomy of a Giant!

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> TSW - If I am ever at a deadspin pants party, will you welcome me most regally to munchkin land?

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> Lady Andrea (have you been practicing your royal wave?) - for some reason I can't stop laughing at that comment.

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> Andie - I have this pic from college, (I was a coxswain in the crew team), with the center of our women's basketball team who was 6'5. It is a GREAT picture.

I also have a more recent picture of me with this LA radio personality, "Big Mike" and a guy who play for Golden State Warriors in Vegas.

(The funny part? I rarely ever date any guy under 6'0. TSB is 6'2, and he's one of the shortest in a while.)

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> The softer side of Sun Ming Ming

No, Yes, no, no.

Analrapist

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> Sun Ming Ming: Twice The Ming, Half The Talent

racistmascot_inc

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> I am 90% positive this clip has already been featured on Deadspin. Is it rerun season? I don't know where else I would have seen it, including the "It's Not Easy" song. I don't spend a great deal of time on the YouTubes.

HeavyPettingZoo

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> I think the Sex Cannon would like to climb that girl's moutain.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> If those two breed, they girl'd give birth to an Escalade.

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> You're 4'8? If we ever meet at a Deadspin Pants party, may I please, please, pick you up and say something like, "Don't worry little villager, I will not harm you."

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> Oh my god, that poor, poor girl. She is HUGE. That sucks.

My thought was, "My, that tiny girl is the balls for guarding her. Go 5'4 girls!"

(Disclosure - 5'4 is 8 inches taller than I am, and therefore a giant.)

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> something about the five for fighting song made that hilarious to me.

Unc- asheville has a 7'7" guy that makes Sun Ming Ming look like a good athlete

Shenanigans

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> Billy Crystal: "Guys, I got it we can make a sequel to 'My Giant' it will be set in China instead of Romania. Come on it will be a huge hit. I'm still relevant."

Anyway, I'd be teaching this guy the sky hook and having him do the Mikan drill all day. Never have him take a dribble.

Watching him throw the outlet pass was pretty sweet.

HugsFromHarold

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> Is that the same dude who saved a dolphin with his Gadget arms a couple months ago? I'm not even joking. Look it up. Seriously though, if you can clean a live dolphin's intestines without cutting it open, you're basically assured a top 10 pick. Ask any GM. Kiper said the same thing about WRs.

Tranny McHardpenis

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> When I am rich enough, I would like to make Sun into a carpet for my study.

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> I like how they show the team practicing the "everyone-touch-the-ball-passing-to-the-big man-and-dunk-play," then they show it in slow motion during an actual game.

That's the stuff that gets you. Excuse me...I have something in my eye.

Little Wooden Boy

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> With respect to the ABA girl -

Yes. Tall girls are awesome.

JB*

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> She wants him so badly she wears his first name on her jersey.

Bob Sheppards Flock

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> Seymour.

A Magician Named GOB

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> Next year, he will be beating out Paul Shirley for the last roster spot on the TWolves

chilltown

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> That woman is a whole lotta Rosie.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> Shouldn't he have an immediate strike against him for having that song in his video? Its like a closer running onto the field with "Loving You" blaring from the speakers.

filthyfowl

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> Wait, wait, not so fast. I can see into the interns' restroom from here.

Do you know this is how FDR met Eleanor?

badbabu

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> What are they doing teaching the dude to nail the lay-up? He should use his Chinese power to super fun happy crush the opponent defense.

LingeringBursitis

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> "It's Not Easy"?

Are they even implying this sasquatch that makes Muresan look like a figure skater is Superman? Blasphemy!!!

Scott Chill

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> who throws the world's tallest man a bounce pass into the post?

Dread

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> If this was the 90's the Bullets would have already signed him to a 3 year deal.

yamabushi

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> I take it moving picks are allowed in the ABA?

I Party With 33765-183

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> nice "no-call" on the moving pick at the 1 minute mark.

Oh, i'm sorry, Dick Bavetta was the referee, carry on.

Timmy

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> "Throw it DOWN, big man!"

- Bill Walton

MoBot

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> The last shot he made in that video was a 15 footer. Why would he ever take a shot farther away than 4 feet? He can touch the rim standing up.

Matt Saracen

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> Oh my god, that poor, poor girl. She is HUGE. That sucks.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> Was that "Peeking Into Second Story Windows" tag used somewhere else? In a Mike Tirico post maybe?

Sal Bando Wagon

]]> <![CDATA[New ABA Coach Has Cleanest Rain Gutters In His Neighborhood]]> wow. he moves pretty fast for a big man

Denis Lemieux

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