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Prepare Thyself For Dice K

bizzo5000 — Fri, 02 Feb 2007 00:07:54 EST

Was that the new opening for MLB '08?

bizzo5000

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DaisukeMyBallz — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 23:45:18 EST

Damnit... I take a few days off and I miss the ESPN commenting and this thread...fucking balls!

Well at least I have something other than my life size FatHead of Tom Brady on my wall to rub a few out tonight before I go to sleep.

DaisukeMyBallz

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metroville — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 19:50:55 EST

re: erection:

Guilty.

metroville

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Vazelas13 — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 18:10:40 EST

Asahi also made my old camera.

That's some synergy.

Vazelas13

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Ron — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 18:03:50 EST

I know he's gotten old, bald, and fat, but there's no way that's the real Andrew Dice Clay.

Ron

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CameronFrye — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 17:53:17 EST

Meh. We've had sushi out here at the West Coast ballparks (excluding Oakland) for years.

Now if they start selling sushi served off a naked Japanese woman, call me.

CameronFrye

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rock & rye — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 17:46:49 EST

Mr. Sparkle?

rock & rye

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Ed McMahon's Party Machine — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 17:43:01 EST

So the beer isn't dry?

Ed McMahon's Party Machine

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ltwinslow — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 17:39:07 EST

SCHWING!!!!

ltwinslow

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The Fake Gimel Martinez — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 17:38:52 EST

Dice K: super "DRY"!

The Fake Gimel Martinez

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Schadenfreude 2.0 — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 17:36:48 EST

I'm sorry, I don't speak Spanish.

Schadenfreude 2.0

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Khamel — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 17:34:44 EST

He took that pint DOWN!

red sox blow

Khamel

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Fornelli — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 17:25:50 EST

Excuse me, I'm lost. Isn't this the ESPN Conversation board?

Fornelli

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CliffX — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 17:24:17 EST

Screw that. You seen the ad for Alfonso Soriano's cigar line? Off tha hook.

CliffX

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BowdenBowdenBowden — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 17:24:07 EST

did anyone ever think of a better nickname than Dice K?

BowdenBowdenBowden

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Doctor Lingerie — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 17:22:57 EST

Dice-K:

Master of the ancient Japanese art of housing an entire beer in two seconds.

Doctor Lingerie

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supermike3 — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 17:21:40 EST

pretty sweet ad

supermike3

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Raskolnikov — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 17:19:37 EST

David Wells wishes he were Japanese.

Raskolnikov

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BoSox Siobhan — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 17:15:14 EST

Fenway Big Wigs are seriously considering serving sushi. No shit.

BoSox Siobhan

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The Pride and Joy of Illinois — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 17:13:58 EST

Looks like he's doing his part to revive Incubus' career. Or that may be Hoobastank. Whichever.

The Pride and Joy of Illinois

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 17:13:20 EST

Will fenway now serve Asashi?

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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BoSox Siobhan — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 17:12:44 EST

Who's to say I don't fall into both categories, Will?

BoSox Siobhan

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MDT — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 17:12:40 EST

...and the other half are still pissed at us for destroying Bill Simmons' comment board

MDT

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Cinco Ocho — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 17:11:32 EST

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

Cinco Ocho