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If You See These People At Large, Turn Them In IMMEDIATELY

GeezDatsAnnoying — Fri, 02 Feb 2007 18:31:55 EST

These are the exact people CBS and the NFL don't want watching the super bowl at all. If you remember last time, Janet whipped out her tittie, now we have Prince. The NFL is just covering all its bases when he whips out his man thong, or worse his http://idolator.com/assets/resources/2007/02/prince-symbol...

GeezDatsAnnoying

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Uh oh... Cleveland — Fri, 02 Feb 2007 16:12:39 EST

I don't want to tick off the NFL, so I've got friends coming over to watch the Super Bowl on the 13" TV in my bedroom.

And for those not into football, we'll be showing America's Funniest Home Videos on the 60" projection TV in the basement.

Uh oh... Cleveland

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Lt. Exley — Fri, 02 Feb 2007 14:25:39 EST

They should go ahead with the proposed viewing plan and dare the NFL to sue.

Lt. Exley

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Mr. Mangold — Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:18:25 EST

If you aren't legally allowed to show the game on anything over a 55" tv, a large percentage of our country would be in jail on Monday morning.

Mr. Mangold

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Daniel — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 23:21:53 EST

i've gone to quite a few SB parties at local synagogues back home

Daniel

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Kid Canada — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 18:12:07 EST

Freeloaders.

Kid Canada

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VATigerFan — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 17:37:06 EST

Over/under on "War On Colts Fans" Fox News Special Report? I say 1.25 days.

VATigerFan

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StuScott Booyahs — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 17:05:09 EST

Why would the NFL do this to its own fans? Why? What does it have to gain?

StuScott Booyahs

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Robert Barone’s Dog — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 16:37:26 EST

After reading this post, I can't shake the image of a baby Jesus standing up in his manger and doing his best Mad Hungarian impersonation as he summons lightning bolts to his fist for a special delivery.

Yes, I'm making a baseball reference in a football post - so what? Wanna fight?

Robert Barone’s Dog

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Squirrel Logic — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 16:23:30 EST

none will be alive....not many....

Squirrel Logic

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12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 16:18:12 EST

theWolf,

I'm sure they have entire teams of staff members throughout the country searching the internet/church newsletters for this sort of thing...

12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich

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theWolf — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 16:15:20 EST

Ha, Colts fans! Throw 'em all in jail!

But seriously...NFL officials just STUMBLED on the site of the Fall Creek Baptist Church?

theWolf

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Riddler — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 16:11:50 EST

Man, the Golden Girls just cannot catch a break. They should fuck the NFL with the Bea Arthur strap-on.

Andie (that is Andie, isn't it?) has a great point. The Golden Girls did live in Miami. I even remember the "Miami / Miami / You've Got Style / Blue Skies, Sunshine, White Sand By The Mile" episode when the ladies were hoping to win a jingle contest. The NFL better watch out. Sophia will have the commissioner committed to Shady Pines and she'll burn that bitch down while he's still inside.

OK...I am probably the only heterosexual black male under 35 in the world with this worthless knowledge in my head.

Riddler

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Analrapist — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 16:11:50 EST

44,

My Roommate makes his living playing online Poker, now he had to get a real job, or move to L.A so he can play cash games.

Analrapist

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PQ Crash — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 16:10:39 EST

Bill Belichick isn't doing anything this Sunday...just send him over there and let him run the train on the old bags.

PQ Crash

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bizzo5000 — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 16:10:27 EST

Damn this secular progressives at the NFL. Bill O'Reilly has you on notice.

bizzo5000

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ABrown — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 16:09:49 EST

If I'm the church.. I respond by announcing in the newspaper tomorrow that they are STILL gonna show the game- and that the whole city is invited.

THEN- when the NFL and half of Indy shows up to see the "showdown" they can pop in the Jesus film.

Oh man- that will get them good.

ABrown

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Sheepblog — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 16:08:51 EST

My gosh, could you imagine if Hootie, Billie Payne and the other Masters-youth got ahold of this in April?

Mississippi Burning I tell ya.

Sheepblog

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44 in a Row — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 16:07:59 EST

This is almost as bad as the US Government's crusade against online gambling. Almost.

Do not, do not, do not, under any circumstances, get me started.

44 in a Row

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Harry Caray's Drunk Ghost — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 16:07:57 EST

The bad week for horse fans continues...

Harry Caray's Drunk Ghost

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pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 16:07:42 EST

the church would have cancelled it once they learned about Chessning anyway

pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at

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goathair — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 16:07:02 EST

YES!, no, no, child dude, coat rack

goathair

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Jack Cobra — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 16:06:24 EST

let's see...no, yes, no, no

Jack Cobra

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Unsilent Majority — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 16:06:23 EST

The NFL wouldn't fuck with them if they were a synagogue...

Unsilent Majority

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KaptainKareem — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 16:05:40 EST

+1 Dale

KaptainKareem

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Raskolnikov — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 16:04:56 EST

that lady on the left is wanted in three states for copyright infringement and animal torture

Yeah, I would've put that pussy out its misery 50 years ago.

Raskolnikov

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TattooedMess(iah) — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 16:04:30 EST

this is ridiculous, it's not like many of them would've still been alive by halftime anyway.

There, fixed that for you.

TattooedMess(iah)

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 16:03:38 EST

"honestly I dont think any of those old broads could handle anything over 55 inches anyway" - Joselio Hanson

Hit Bull Win Steak

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ralphus — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 16:03:16 EST

Where the fuck is my avatar?

ralphus

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Hit Bull Win Steak — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 16:01:23 EST

this is ridiculous, it's not like any of them would've still been awake by halftime anyway

Hit Bull Win Steak

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Dale Ellis Driving School — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 16:00:22 EST

This is almost as bad as the US Government's crusade against online gambling. Almost.

Dale Ellis Driving School

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diddly — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 16:00:10 EST

Grandma?

diddly

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12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 15:58:28 EST

Stupid NFL...

Between stuff like this and their DirectTV lockdown...I don't even know why I bother...

Thats right...I have nothing better to do on Sundays/Monday nights...

12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich

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parker91 — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 15:58:11 EST

It's stories like this that make me ashamed that I work in intellectual property.

parker91

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Kathleen Turner Overdrive — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 15:56:25 EST

So if I go to my friend's party on Sunday where 25+ people are enjoying the game on a 60 inch rear-projection television (it's the meeeeeeers), we're committing an illegal act BESIDES smoking pot?

Kathleen Turner Overdrive

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Lindsay Lohans Left Boob — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 15:56:03 EST

The NFL (aka Glen Fry): You eat like THIS!

Lindsay Lohans Left Boob

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Roy Hobbs — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 15:54:54 EST

As Richard Pryor said:

Don't go messing around with the NFL without no fucking money!

Roy Hobbs

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Christmas Ape — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 15:54:36 EST

"No Faith League" lede on Fox News mylar in 3, 2, already there

Christmas Ape

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Buzz's Monkey Butler — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 15:54:32 EST

I guess the No Fun League is alive and well.

Bastards.

Buzz's Monkey Butler

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Lady Andrea — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 15:54:32 EST

Man, the Golden Girls just cannot catch a break. They should fuck the NFL with the Bea Arthur strap-on.

Lady Andrea

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TattooedMess(iah) — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 15:54:31 EST

Damn, the NFL's going to busy if they do this to everyone. I know of at least one church in my area that's planning on doing the same thing, except with an even bigger screen.

Also, it feels great to be able to comment again.

Ladies...

TattooedMess(iah)

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Stev D — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 15:54:24 EST

I got some implied oral consent from the fox in the denim tarp.

Stev D

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ralphus — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 15:52:14 EST

NFL

WWJD?

ralphus