Daulerio at SBXLI: Yes, Somehow Freddie Mitchell Got Into the Maxim Party - Deadspin Comments

Daulerio at SBXLI: Yes, Somehow Freddie Mitchell Got Into the Maxim Party

ImAManImForty — Mon, 05 Feb 2007 13:26:14 EST

If Alicia were a tranny, I may volunteer for the gender testing...here is evidence that really proves nothing.

ImAManImForty

Daulerio at SBXLI: Yes, Somehow Freddie Mitchell Got Into the Maxim Party

Matt Sussman — Sun, 04 Feb 2007 17:08:44 EST

Is this Minus World?

Matt Sussman

Daulerio at SBXLI: Yes, Somehow Freddie Mitchell Got Into the Maxim Party

NDEddieMac — Sun, 04 Feb 2007 16:56:45 EST

think the WWL is going with a covert retaliation by attacking the gawker hamster?

NDEddieMac

Daulerio at SBXLI: Yes, Somehow Freddie Mitchell Got Into the Maxim Party

Greek McPapadopoulos — Sun, 04 Feb 2007 16:45:11 EST

The Tubes are flooded! Run for your lives!

Greek McPapadopoulos

Daulerio at SBXLI: Yes, Somehow Freddie Mitchell Got Into the Maxim Party

SteveJeltzFan — Sun, 04 Feb 2007 16:44:08 EST

...yeah, something ain't right here...

SteveJeltzFan

Daulerio at SBXLI: Yes, Somehow Freddie Mitchell Got Into the Maxim Party

NDEddieMac — Sun, 04 Feb 2007 16:13:14 EST

umm...i think MJD broke the ebays

NDEddieMac

Daulerio at SBXLI: Yes, Somehow Freddie Mitchell Got Into the Maxim Party

Spectacular Sam — Sun, 04 Feb 2007 15:08:50 EST

Good stuff AJ. Smoot, that's tremendous.

Spectacular Sam

Daulerio at SBXLI: Yes, Somehow Freddie Mitchell Got Into the Maxim Party

grungedave — Sun, 04 Feb 2007 10:49:50 EST

Yeah, Warren, it was 14 years and 31 days ago. Ass-clown.

At least now I know why the Oilers blew the lead... Moon was too busy not giving a shit. Or day-dreaming about beating his wife, but, whatever.

grungedave

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Senator Boomdog — Sun, 04 Feb 2007 02:30:37 EST

Fuck Miami...flying in to Chicago was worth every penny! It may be -3 with a -23 wind chill, but we don't have to put up with celebutards or media assholes. GO BEARS!

Senator Boomdog

Daulerio at SBXLI: Yes, Somehow Freddie Mitchell Got Into the Maxim Party

gmschmidty — Sun, 04 Feb 2007 01:59:22 EST

Smoot, you made my weekend!

gmschmidty

Daulerio at SBXLI: Yes, Somehow Freddie Mitchell Got Into the Maxim Party

gmschmidty — Sun, 04 Feb 2007 01:57:20 EST

can we all chip in and buy Daulerio a razor that actually works?!

gmschmidty

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RyHud — Sun, 04 Feb 2007 00:20:38 EST

Is there any way that Will can send AJ somewhere different every week and have him report on it? That, would be the balls.

RyHud

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Prada James — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 21:55:35 EST

Warren Moon rules and these are the worst dressed people, who have money, on the planet.

Prada James

Daulerio at SBXLI: Yes, Somehow Freddie Mitchell Got Into the Maxim Party

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 20:40:28 EST

"Why would anyone invite John Rocker to a party?"

You made a typo. I believe the right question is.

Why would anyone NOT invite John Rocker to a party?

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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Philistine — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 19:20:20 EST

Riddle me this:

Why would anyone invite John Rocker to a party?

And why are the clothes so bad in all these pics?

Philistine

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Lady Andrea — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 19:11:38 EST

I am laughing my ass off, Smoot. Nicely done.

Lady Andrea

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I Party With Smoot — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 18:56:48 EST

"Don't make it so her top's off or that I'm saying "I Hate Black People" or something."

Technically he said OR, right?

What about both?

I Party With Smoot

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Pinata — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 18:46:54 EST

On Rocker's girlfriend: Concur. No Photoshopping needed -- the photo is hilarious enough as is.

On FredEx: Chillin'. BWAAA. From Wikipedia: "According to sports blog Deadspin on November 27, 2006, Mitchell recently served as a substitute teacher at Mishawaka High School in Mishawaka, Indiana."

In other words: Chillin'.

Pinata

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Tuffy — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 18:13:31 EST

And I'll say it-- I have suffered a series of traumatic brain injuries that have limited my analytical abilities to those of an abused lab rat.

Fixed. (Remember, we kid from love.)

Tuffy

Daulerio at SBXLI: Yes, Somehow Freddie Mitchell Got Into the Maxim Party

T-dawg — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 17:59:06 EST

I was wondering about Freddy's pocket as well.

Uhm, AJ, I didn't ask with the earlier pics, but are you Italian?

He may be about half my size at best, but I would consider trading places with Spade-- not that much of a loser.

And I'll say it-- Joe Dirt was good!

T-dawg

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throwbot — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 17:47:54 EST

This all reminds of a sign I saw at a Braves-Yankees game:

John Rocker Can't Read This Sign

I think it still holds true.

throwbot

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Moonshine Mike — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 17:46:25 EST

I think I would have a go a Heather Locklear, probably to relive those teenage hormones.

Moonshine Mike

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Jerkwheat — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 17:27:23 EST

so Rocker has a minority tranny with bad boobs.

I think we all knew it was headed there eventually.

Jerkwheat

Daulerio at SBXLI: Yes, Somehow Freddie Mitchell Got Into the Maxim Party

OchentaYcinco — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 16:55:49 EST

Yeah, if OJ told me he was a fan of mine I'm not sure I'd know how to take it either. But I guess OJ being a fan of yours is better than him not being a fan of yours.

OchentaYcinco

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Cinco Ocho — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 16:49:32 EST

and somehow i think AJ is happy to be in Miami when he could have been in Philly this morning watching Joey Chestnut devour 182 wings.

Cinco Ocho

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BigTDog — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 16:45:14 EST

How can I be conservative? I have a black girlfriend

BigTDog

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MoClarettMoProblems — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 16:43:15 EST

I think those are scissors coming out of Freddie's pocket. I heard he was cutting hair these days to make ends meet.

MoClarettMoProblems

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SuperFrankieLampard — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 16:42:24 EST

defend, i think that's one of them crazy straws.

SuperFrankieLampard

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TheStarterWife — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 16:31:12 EST

Everyone I've ever dealt with at BWR is about 1000x more diva-y, fake-y, and plastic-y than their clients. Blech.

Spade f's everything he can get his paws on, but somehow I don't think that is bad thing.

TheStarterWife

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defend-her — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 16:25:32 EST

What the hell is in Fred Ex's pocket?

defend-her

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Moobs — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 16:21:02 EST

It looks like those fake brown roundies MELTED. A cryin' shame.

Moobs

Daulerio at SBXLI: Yes, Somehow Freddie Mitchell Got Into the Maxim Party

SuperFrankieLampard — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 16:18:56 EST

sorry, wyoming.

SuperFrankieLampard

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Kathleen Turner Overdrive — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 16:13:34 EST

So...John Rocker has better cleavage than his girlfriend. Color me shocked.

Kathleen Turner Overdrive

Daulerio at SBXLI: Yes, Somehow Freddie Mitchell Got Into the Maxim Party

BabaOje — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 16:08:04 EST

How about, "No throwing stones, regardless of housing situation."

BabaOje

Daulerio at SBXLI: Yes, Somehow Freddie Mitchell Got Into the Maxim Party

PSU532 — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 16:07:46 EST

Worst boob job ever. She needs to get her money back!

PSU532

Daulerio at SBXLI: Yes, Somehow Freddie Mitchell Got Into the Maxim Party

Kid Canada — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 16:00:31 EST

At least you SPOKE ENGLISH!

Kid Canada

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Greek McPapadopoulos — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 15:57:41 EST

At some point I don't care how cute her cat is!

Greek McPapadopoulos

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Lady Andrea — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 15:57:36 EST

I'm fairly certain that woman is a trannie or at least a drag queen. I'm getting a distinct To Wong Foo vibe.

Lady Andrea

Daulerio at SBXLI: Yes, Somehow Freddie Mitchell Got Into the Maxim Party

SuperFrankieLampard — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 15:56:38 EST

Ridiculous looking girls made of suntan and areola! -- but we'd had enough.

i'm pretty sure there is no such thing as enough when you're dealing with suntan and areola.

SuperFrankieLampard

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TattooedMess(iah) — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 15:55:59 EST

44- Maybe he's trapped in that glass house. 'Cause really, those are the only people who should throw stones.

Ladies...

TattooedMess(iah)

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44 in a Row — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 15:50:49 EST

Not a David Spade fan myself, but not sure I would go so far as to label him a fucking loser.

Not to mention, who in this situation is the loser, the guy sleeping with Heather Locklear, or the guy waiting by himself at the Maxim so that he can follow David Spade around all evening? There's a bit of a glass house problem.

44 in a Row

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Will Leitchs Unfinished Novel — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 15:44:59 EST

Absolutely. "Fucking Heather Locklear all the time" and being a "real fucking loser" seem to be somewhat mutually exclusive.

Not a David Spade fan myself, but not sure I would go so far as to label him a fucking loser.

Will Leitchs Unfinished Novel

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heyzeus — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 15:42:59 EST

My god, what happened to that poor woman's chest?

heyzeus

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Bizarro Costanza — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 15:39:14 EST

"No, no, no. He's fucking her. He fucks her all the time. "He's a real fucking loser.

Is he that big of a loser if he fucks Heather Locklear all the time?

Bizarro Costanza

Daulerio at SBXLI: Yes, Somehow Freddie Mitchell Got Into the Maxim Party

Marcel Mutoni — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 15:37:02 EST

rocker's woman has phenomenally fake breasts; freddie looks like he just finished having a lot of fun with aj's body (aj not so much); brilliant work yet again 'stache man.

Marcel Mutoni

Daulerio at SBXLI: Yes, Somehow Freddie Mitchell Got Into the Maxim Party

Aceman — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 15:34:25 EST

Warren, it was 14 years ago. Get yo facts straight.

Aceman

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Analrapist — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 15:33:05 EST

Somewhere out there lurks a FedEx/FredEx picture. I want one like an AJ mustache ride.

Analrapist

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O.D.B. McDowell — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 15:32:39 EST

well now there's a PR firm that's going to have itself a little image problem. nice work balls--i mean AJ.

O.D.B. McDowell

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44 in a Row — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 15:30:39 EST

She has the strangest torso I've ever seen.

44 in a Row

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StevieY19 — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 15:29:08 EST

An amazing Family Guy hybrid in the Rocker pic:

Greased-up Sideboob.

StevieY19

Daulerio at SBXLI: Yes, Somehow Freddie Mitchell Got Into the Maxim Party

jwaves2007 — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 15:24:45 EST

Hey wait a minute...I thought AJ bought a new shirt.

jwaves2007

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Pete Gaines — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 15:17:45 EST

Interesting collection of tags there, AJ. And by interesting I mean pretty fucking funny.

Pete Gaines

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Lady Andrea — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 15:17:20 EST

Something tells me you can just decide whether or not to like John Rocker.....no need for Deadspin to try the trickeration.

Lady Andrea

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tuckpendleton — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 15:16:43 EST

Apparently, The 'Stache of The Balls has Wolverine-like regenerative powers.

tuckpendleton

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 15:16:40 EST

Fred Ex, OJ, John Rocker, Tony Romo, David Spade and Warren Moon in the same story?

I just got raped in the mindgina.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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Southeast Jerome — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 15:16:04 EST

NO DEADSPIN! Don't make me start tricking me again into liking John Rocker!

Southeast Jerome

Daulerio at SBXLI: Yes, Somehow Freddie Mitchell Got Into the Maxim Party

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 15:14:45 EST

Maxim party wardrobes courtesy of the designers of "Oh, Honey, No".

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

Daulerio at SBXLI: Yes, Somehow Freddie Mitchell Got Into the Maxim Party

TattooedMess(iah) — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 15:12:20 EST

Nice, I guess that explains the "left turn to craptown". And it looks like Alicia Marie's shirt is already coming off without any photoshop help, so God bless her.

Also, it's nice to see FredEx could take some time off from teaching the youth of America to oggle hotties and drink free alcohol.

TattooedMess(iah)