<![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> He has the right to say stupid things on his mind. He has that right. Of course, how he exercise that right is another story altogether.

Damage

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> "There are more important things to worry about than my comments. We should be more concerned about President (George) Bush and all the people dying in Iraq."

OH!!! President (GEORGE) Bush. This just killed whatever I had to say. Because, you know, he's talking about President (George) Bush, as apposed to...

gorillavsmarykate

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> So, coaching a WNBA team not in the cards for him.

Tiger_Tanaka

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> God, I'm stupid. I quickly read all the posts today, and assumed it was Tim Duncan who had said this.

Ay, ay, ay. My brain is toasted. I hope I don't make a similar mistake on the Bar.

Metschick

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Now what is salisbury going to start hating to top this one?

Hardaway 10; Salisbury 1

AndyReidsOtherSon

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Shit, just got online for the first time today and I was all excited to make a UTEP 2-step reference and I see that I've been beaten to the punch.

Bulls Vs. Lakers forever!!

PeteJayhawk

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> That's such a weird coincidence, because I could have sworn I saw Timmy sucking cock for cash down by the bus station. Must have been someone else who looked EXACTLY like him.

Unamerican

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> DiCaprio in The Departed: Tim Hardaway, you TWO FACED FAGGOT!

Kettleer

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Did Steve Carlton dis Jews???

BrooklynMetFan

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Tim Hardaway, all I have to say is, +1!

Yours heterosexually,
Isaiah Washington

cardinalrosebud

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> BTO, don't be so French gay.

DAMMIT!

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> "Tim Hardaway, Always taking it to the hole"

In comparison to the other two, this line is quite ambiguous. I mean, which (hole)?

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> BTO, don't be so French gay.

Too redundant?

Chet Lemon

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> http://youtube.com/watch?v=eW8_cz-6qro

Watching Will and Grace?
It's Ungodly - nisht-nisht.
Being Fabulous?
What does that mean?
You know, just being Fabulous?
Nisht-nisht.
Eating Brunch?

supermike3

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> New NBA slogan:

I simply LOVE what you've done with this game!

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> I wish I lived somewhere where we didn't give credenece to the ingnorant vitriol spewed forth by marginally famous individuals.

good luck on Mars.

The Great Barstoolio

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> The NBA. It's Fabulous.

Sarge

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> What does this have to do with Republicans? Is Hardaway a Republican or something? Or perhaps a Minister from Colorado?

supermike3

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Guess someone won't be getting a Dick in a Box this Christmas...

SantaBarbaraWahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> What is the W-N-B-A you speak of?

James Toney's Conditioning Coach

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Signs to carry into your next Heat game in the efforts to make his head explode:
"Tim Hardaway, Hall of Fame Ball Handler"
"Tim Hardaway, Always taking it to the hole"
"Tim Hardaway, NBA Top 50 Gayest Players of all Time"

Gage

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> I hate America. I wish I lived somewhere where we didn't give credenece to the ingnorant vitriol spewed forth by marginally famous individuals.

Spaceman Bill Leah

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Nah, I understand, Pale-Lover. Your warning shot was well-intentioned and stopped quite a few knees from jerking.

MidwestCoastBias

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> It just bothers me that a lot of people don't believe you can be a Republican and still support other's rights.

That really bothers me too. I mean, some of my best friends are Republicans.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Over on the WNBA boards, they are pointing out that Hardaway has no problem posing with the likes of Sheryl Swoopes, etc. (and that those pictures will PROBABLY be disappearing from the official WNBA site), so maybe he's just talkin' about the gay BOYS. Even homophobes like cute lesbians! (But then again, who doesn't?)

kw

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> I just saw the newest commercial for

The Surreal Life 7

Mel with a Rabbi, Michael with Stern's 'King of All Blacks' and Tim with Richard Simmons

should be a blood bath

Johhny Bluejeans

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> But what about that time Hardaway made spinach artichoke dip in a bread bowl?

filthyfowl

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> If he felt so strongly, I have no clue on how he survived playing at Golden State and Miami?

cameltrader

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> I'm assuming Hardaway's House of Wings, doesn't have any "fruit" flavors.

HugsFromHarold

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Yeah, Supermike. (And BTO)
I think I probably jumped the gun there.
Let my emotions get the best of me.
It just bothers me that a lot of people don't believe you can be a Republican and still support other's rights.
My bad and point well taken.

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Not to paint anyone with a broad brush here, but people who paint other people with broad brushes are all gay.

supermike3

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> But where does hardaway stand on trying to solve that thing over there?

sonnylistonwasafriendofmine

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Does this mean Kanye will or won't use him as a lyric anymore?

goathair

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Know what the great part of the "deadspoon" business is? I don't think it's a typo...they totally jacked it from one of our late-night threads earlier this week.

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> I just want to be the first one to make a Haddaway joke.

MDT

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> And apropos of people-bashing: Forgive my social ignorance, but can someone explain the whole "Some of my best friends are #### people" thing?

Goober King, it's like the hypocrite national anthem; I believe it originated in the practice of spewing anti-Semitic invective, then cheerfully announcing, "But some of by best friends are Jews!"

MBM

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Steve Carlton with the Jews, Hardaway with the gays, Rocker with, well everybody. Nobody fucks with the Irish. Which athlete will be the first to grow a pair and take on the Irish?

Pam Ward needs no strap-on

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> WE KILLED THE BEAST!

Was it us BTO? Or was it Deadspoon?

SA

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> The apology is the best part - and it came so fast after the radio show. You think his agent or someone called him after the segment and went "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO, IDIOT???"

SmedIndy

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> in retrospect... it does explain why he never liked Jamal Mashburn

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> this is Web 2.2: http://www.hardawayshouseofwings.com/

supermike3

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Tim Hardaway is a homophobe because teammates used to tease him in the shower by saying, "Tim, put that hard away."

Crookednose

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> What exactly does Ghetto taste like?

i dunno if the secret ingredient really is crack... but they are some damn fucking good wings

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> so he could feel better about himself and the dooze.

Truthfully, after Cosby's dog did so well at Westminster, I think Simmons is pretty disappointed in the Dooze right now. His life is all downhill from here.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> What was he doing up in that treehouse with all those kids in the RIF ad?

And...

And for all of you who would like to display your liberal, bleeding-heart card, just know that not every single registered Republican is opposed to gay marriage/rights. If you paint "conservatives" with that broad a stroke...

IRONY, ACCEPTED!!!

supermike3

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Hardaway quote " I don't think he should be in the locker room while we are in the locker room"

While we're at it, have them sit in the back of the team bus, and drink from separate water fountains.

The irony of it is the saddest part.

Timmy

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> "What exactly does Ghetto taste like?"


Thunderbird with a slight hint of Phillies smokiness.

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> GHABBY - he made some remarks about profane Knicks fans in 2001. Make what you will of that.

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> This from a guy whose signature move was a "crossover"... he's definitely hiding in the closet.

StreakinTheQuad

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> I guess you have to make yourself relevant again somehow...right Timmy?

fynalcutDwiGuy

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> The NBA - It's Fannntastic!!

(Too much so for Tim HardawaY)

Ben

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Hardaway's House of Wings has a "Ghetto" flavor. What exactly does Ghetto taste like?

Like crack cocaine with a slight undertone of Menthol Kools?

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> BTO: I love the fact the ESPN had that commenting feature, only to see Billy Boy get criticized by a bunch of mean-spirited people. So he then tried to coyly revamp his columns in the more cowbell blog, where he knew people couldn't comment, so he could feel better about himself and the dooze.

Now, we see that ESPN drops it from page 2 altogether. Fucking Pathetic, WWL.

Jefferson DArcy

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> to be fair to the Commentern at ESPN, I think by the time midnight rolls around (when the story was posted), he's somewhere crying himself to sleep.

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> So, according to Mark Cuban, Tim Hardaway should get millions of dollars, right?

Also, for those from the Bay Area, this puts a new spin on those "Tim and Chris Burger" McDonald's ads from the early-90s.

What an ass.

Charles

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Hardaway's House of Wings has a "Ghetto" flavor. What exactly does Ghetto taste like?

SagerBombs

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Has Hardaway showed previous signs of being an ignorant douche? This seems, at least to me, to have come out of nowhere. Has he made any statements like this in the past?

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> All right Hardaway. Don't play the laughing boy. There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

James Toney's Conditioning Coach

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> No more Page 2 comments? But I was getting ready to #### type "####" randomly in all my comments and make #### people wonder exactly what #### offensive words I #### was using.

MidwestCoastBias

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> I guess their commentern is probably pretty tired after fending off the relentless Deadspin attack.

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> "There are more important things to worry about than my comments. We should be more concerned about President (George) Bush and all the people dying in Iraq."

So, is he implying that we should send all gay people to Iraq and it would solve both his problems?

Mike Honcho

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> +100 Tim Hardaway

Chet, I REALLY hope you're joking.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Magnolia - they were much faster pulling the trigger on us

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> inspired by I_Am_Eaten_By_Wolves...

Hateful Hardaway Harangues Homos, Heat Hero Headed to Hell.

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> "This Bores Me, Is Anyone Up For A Game Of Basketball?"

Triple B

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> To go off topic from Tim Hardaway and gay people. CnnSi has their swimsuit gallerys up featuring Beyonce.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2007_swimsuit/

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> +100 Tim Hardaway

Chet Lemon

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> you know what sounds gay: the UTEP two-step

Triple B

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Is it me, or does ESPN seem to be taking their sweet time filtering the hate speech from their comment threads?

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> I love the use of the "power bottom" tag

Sarge

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Speaking of ESPN conversation, they posted this - "ESPN Conversation beta testing is now completed. Commenting will be no longer be available on Page 2, but will be enabled for all front page stories."

WE KILLED THE BEAST!

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Variety's headline?

BROADCASTING BUST SAYS BOY-LOVE BUKKAKE NOT BOX-OFFICE BOFFO!

THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> John Amaechi just announced that he may be the father of Anna Nicole's baby

Crookednose

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Nice Tool reference, Raskolnikov.

HeavyPettingZoo

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Maybe Timmy could be the new Geico caveman

mathesond

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> And I don't have much of appetite.

Spanish Necktie

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> You wouldn't be suggesting that Little Tim Hardaway likes to go down and have his car washed from time to time, are you Lt. Windslow/

I mean people who are massively outspoken against some moral evil wouldn't be harboring any inner desires would they?

Adonis

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> among the things that should have tipped me off that something like this was inevitable...

that this place is closed on Sunday's. which oddly enough is probably the only day of the week that one might feel safe venturing down Grand Ave without a police escort


ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> What a ###.
-Ozzie Guillen

J-No

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> "Hi! I totally found this site doing a Google search for 'Tim Hardaway power bottom.'"

Let's make Deadspin the number 1 site on Google for that phrase, shall we?

Frinklin

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> The 'ole ESPN message board last night was classic. I didn't know people without opposable thumbs could work computers.

Will Leitchs Unfinished Novel

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> I don't know how we're still surprised when an athlete opens his mouth and shows he's dumber than a sack of dead kittens. But we (as a nation) still are.

We the Deadspin People, however, are not surprised. We just add in some good dick jokes.

heyzeus

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> "Hey boy! Hey boy! You look mighty cute in them jeans! Now come on over here, and fuck me up the ass"

"Slow-down fool, before I clinch my butt muscles and snap your dick off!"

DamnSkippy

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> oddly enough, Tim Hardaway's US1 Carwash in Coconut Grove employs mostly teenage males wearing inappropriately short denim cutoff shorts and shirts tied off at the belly.

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> IT'S SOUTH FREAKIN' FLORIDA! IT'S THE YEAR 2007! IT AINT THE BIBLE BELT!

You want to insult gays? Go to the Bible Belt, brother. Go the Bible Belt.

badbabu

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> [Mr. Garrison] Gay people, well, gay people are EVIL. Evil right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours or mine, but rather--a thick, vomitous oil that oozes through their rotten veins and clots in their pea-sized brains; which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterns of violent behavior. Do you understand? [/Mr. Garrison]

tater

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> "By the way, I don't find Sarah Silverman all that funny and only marginally cute. Does that make me a bad Jew?"

Not at all. Just a Jew with taste.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Look if Tim Hardaway was being fucked in the shower by a gay man angry at his ant-gay rant he should just sit back and enjoy it.

-Bob Knight

Adonis

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Tim is totally checking out Steve Nash in that picture. It reminds me how confused I was when Team Canada's unis looked like they belonged to Team Japan.

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]>

This bog is thick and easy to get lost in

when you're a stupid, dumbass, belligerent fucker.

I hope it sucks you down.

Raskolnikov

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Springtime for Hardaway in Germany...

What a ******* douche nozzle.

By the way, I don't find Sarah Silverman all that funny and only marginally cute. Does that make me a bad Jew?

Biff Pocoroba

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> [Neidermeyer.Animal House] Faggots! Faggots! [/Neidermeyer.Animal House]

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Has little Tim joined a church Kansas? Will he be protesting funerals soon?

Random

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> One word: faggot.

umlaut75

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> +1 GHABB,Y

said this on last night's thread, but i'll repeat it because i am fucking lazy.


i'm fully expect the UTEP 2step checks himself into Betty Ford by the end of the week...

because if there's one thing we've learned from Mel Gibson and that fucking homophobic faggot Isiah Washington, its that alcoholism is a known cause of bigotry

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> People like Timmy-boy are the most likely candidates to be caught with a 17 year-old male's dick in his mouth.

Bad Barbecue

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter

Lance Uppercut

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Penny Hardaway on the other hand, drives a Subaru Outback with rainbow stickers on the bumper.

Denis Lemieux

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Tim Hardaway protests too much. Secretly he enjoys intimate companionship with other men around the world and in the US - not that there's anything wrong with that.

GoldManGold

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> he's probably just made because gay people are always sucking his dick in the showers. she tries pulling their hair, screaming "Get OFF!," and slapping them in the face with his dick, but it never works.

konstantConsumer

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> What's the big deal?

- Joey Porter

DannyNoonan

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> TheDrizzle - that would never happen. As far as I can tell, Timmy doesn't speak English.

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Tim, heard what you had to say and LOVED it. I've been saying the same thing for years man, glad to hear someone echo my battle cry. Let me know if you want to collaborate on some hate based initiatives in the future.

Yours in bigotry,

John Rocker

TheDrizzle

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Hmm, so the U.S. is really separate from the World.

Super King

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> You know, I hate ignorant people, so I let it be known. I don't like ignorant people and I don't like to be around ignorant people. I am ignophobic. I don't like it. It shouldn't be in the world or in the United States.

Raskolnikov

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> do you think Tim is afraid of Lil' Stevie getting too close in that picture?

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> You know how I know you're gay?

Tim Hardaway doesn't want you in the world or the United States.

throwbot

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> His choice to live in Miami makes perfect sense now.

"Hot" Carl Monday

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> "I have this nightmare that I go to Hollywood and find out that Mr. T is a faggot. Really, and he'd be walking up to people going 'Hey boy! Hey boy! You look mighty cute in them jeans! Now come on over here, and fuck me up the ass'"

Kid Canada +1. Nice reference of an old Eddie Murphy routine.


UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Coach K (humanitarian) would have taught him better in college. I mean, what did Don Haskins ever do for college basketball?

Bandit Darville

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> It's kinda ironic that the one basketball skill I learned from Tim Hardaway was the crossover dribble, and not, say, the straight-on heterosexual man-woman sex dribble.

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Gay people don't like to be a round gay people either.

Artie Fufkin

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Kid Canada you just added some lighter fluid to the nightmare fuel.

I could have kept going with the bit. It's weird how Delirious can be both really dated and still really funny at the same time.

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> AFWaPP- that's a great point.

What makes it all so sad is that this has become the next great Civil Rights cause and there's so much apprehension coming from sports. And if it hadn't been for the original Civil Rights movement, a lot of the players wouldn't be able to play the sports they love.

ScottVanPeltIsMyHero

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Kid Canada you just added some lighter fluid to the nightmare fuel.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Nothing to see here, at least on the serious, cultural/ethnic debate front. It's one thing when somebody you assume has a triple-digit IQ makes an inflammatory or controversial statement about race, gender, sexual orientation, politics, etc.

But Timmy Hardaway? Too stupid to really be taken seriously, and perfect Deadspin fodder.

So, win-win.

Carmen McFanzone

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Nice, Leonard Leap.

I don't have a problem with gay men, I just don't want to date them.

soozycue

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> And for all of you who would like to display your liberal, bleeding-heart card

And this is not painting liberals with a broad stroke how exactly?

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> I can't travel the country
freely no more.
I can't go to San Francisco.
They got 24-hour homo watch waiting for me in the airport.Soon as I got off the plane, they'd be like:

"He's here, yes. Yes, it's him.
Yes, it's him!"

And the cars would come rushing
across town. And it won't be no siren, it'll be a real fag sitting on the roof going "Pull over. Pull over. Pull over!"

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Tim Hardaway hates #### people.

And apropos of people-bashing: Forgive my social ignorance, but can someone explain the whole "Some of my best friends are #### people" thing? I get that you're not supposed to say it, but I never could figure out why. Wouldn't that be admissible evidence in the court of social law that you are not, in fact, anti-####?

Goober King

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Tim Hardaway didn't mean to offend anyone, other than all the gay people.

ElKabong

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> "I hate black people. I mean, who doesn't, right?"

- Kramer

trumpy dumpy

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Great point, Fennel.

And for all of you who would like to display your liberal, bleeding-heart card, just know that not every single registered Republican is opposed to gay marriage/rights. If you paint "conservatives" with that broad a stroke, then what really makes your statements different from Hardaways, right? (Albeit, on a much tamer level.)

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> "I'm homophobic. I don't like it. It shouldn't be in the world or in the United States."


so fuhrer hardaway will soon be purchasing box cars and offering the citizens of south beach a free trip to his new luxury shower rooms.

konstantConsumer

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Nice to see that the real "UTEP TWO STEP" involved some steel toe boots and a curb.

Jefferson DArcy

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the rock.

West Coast Sh!tShow

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> "Hi! I totally found this site doing a Google search for 'Tim Hardaway power bottom.'"

mamacita

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Yeah, but Tim Hardaway's best friend is John Haggard.

True story.

diggity

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> I can't argue with the guy's right to hold whatever opinion he wants to (no matter how backwards I think it might be) or his right to voice it (and kill his future employability).

What I can't get over is the incredible irony of it. Does he not realize that 150 years ago he was essentially a farm tool? Or that 60 years ago his grandfather was being hung for looking sideways at a white woman? I'll bet Timmy wouldn't have been down with that, or hearing some white guy talk about how he hates "n*****s".

Ladies and gentlemen...Tim Hardaway, future member of MENSA. Not.

Blackguard

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> so paraphrasing sarah silverman, tim hardaway wants to send all gay men to the moon?

The Leonard Leap

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> "There are more important things to worry about than my comments. We should be more concerned about President (George) Bush and all the people dying in Iraq."

But all that is trumped by Anna Nichole.

tater

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> I have this nightmare that I go to Hollywood and find out that Mr. T is a faggot. Really, and he'd be walking up to people going "Hey boy! Hey boy! You look mighty cute in them jeans! Now come on over here, and fuck me up the ass"

Kid Canada

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> he dislikes gays and george bush? what kind of political affiliation is that a part of?

SuperFrankieLampard

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> There goes his spot in next year's "Pros vs. Homos"

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> But what if the people dying in Iraq are gay? Worry or Hate?

WhiteShadow

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Hardaway's just trying to get a position in President Bush's cabinet.

"Hot" Carl Monday

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> I'd nominate Tim Bug for SHOTY '07, but I think he needs a few more sound bytes on his resume.

badbabu

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> i like how he first specifies the world and has to thrown united states in there, in case that wasn't clear.

algiers4

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> [searching Tim Hardaway's music collection for hidden Coldplay CDs]

grungedave

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Tim Hardaway - John Amaechi's friend, or John Amaechi's BEST friend?

BigTenObsession

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> Hardaway's greatest achievement during that interview was making LeBatard look like the sane likeable one.

UkraineNotWeak

]]> <![CDATA[Tim Hardaway Wants Only Straight Men To See His Penis]]> "And if you're more concerned with what I said than our soldiers dying, then you're probably gay. And I hate you."

diddly

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