<![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Peanut butter jelly time?

Munsoned

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> God fucking damnit, I've been living off PB and J sandwiches for the past month, the PB coming from a damn 6 pound can of Peter Pan that I got from Sam's Club. At least im not sick, I wonder if I should finish off the can (this morning I read the paper on my way to work, saw the story and still ate my damn sandwich). Being poor and saving for law school for next semester sucks!

UIUC-Chief

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Ochenta: There were two New Classes. That had that first group of kids for one year right after the 1st SBTB kids and they were all carbon copies of the orignial - The hot chick, the smart chick, the Lisa, the lovable scamp, the geek and the Slater character. Needless to say they sucked hard and were replaced by the second New Class gang.

It makes me sad to realize that I know this.

Also, Professor Lasky has popped up in some ING commercials. I even saw one during and episode of Veronica Mars that he was in.

GoEliGo????

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> I'm a college professor, and one of my students this semester has a name that becomes A.C. Slater when you use the initials. All of my homework and exam questions are now centered around SBTB. "Suppose that Jessie is trying to determine how many sleeping pills to keep in inventory in her medicine cabinet...."

I absolutely love my job!

Moops

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> That's what you get for using store-bought peanut butter rather than homemade.

--Alton Brown

illiniowl

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> When I was in college I met Screech and we wanted to get a picture of him as we were wicked drunk and he told us we had to pay! What a dick. He deserves a good ol' donkey punch.

Lets Go Buff-a-lo!

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> I didn't realize Peter Pan was part of the NutriSystem plan. That salmonella will really help keep the pounds off, though.

Fetal Wonder

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Tuffy -- it gets even better next month when I have to research cheesecakes :)

-s

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> It is extremely close to heaven at any time. It's in this cookbook. I'm going to have to make some this weekend now that I'm thinking about it.

-s

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Holy crap. Right now, that sounds like heaven.

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Jen -- I have an awesome recipe for death by insulin attack.

Fixed.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Jen -- I have an awesome recipe for a peanut butter fudge creme brulee topped with a mixture of marshmallow fluff, peanut butter, and heavy cream. You torch the fluff mix. Holy #### it is good ####.

-s

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Guess that explains his constant diarrhea of the mouth?

Dale Ellis Driving School

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Wasn't there a class after The New Class? I think Screech was still involved in some capacity, beyond that I don't really remember anything about it. It may have been a bad dream, actually.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Man, I might have to go buy some Fluff after class. I love Fluffernutters more than Todd Bozeman loves a good cheesesteal.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> That was, in fact, a little scary, you two.

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> This SBTB discussion makes me feel like Jesse during the Hot Sundae episode...
I'm so excited...
I'm so excited...
I'm so... scared...

PS - The New Class gave us Lindsay, which makes up for everything else

Sir Hotbod Handsomeface

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> I'm so excited, I'm so excited! I'm so...so...scared...

(I always hated her.)

Riddler

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Ahh, the Fluffernutter. Unfortunately, the western U.S. (and by "western," I mean "west of approximately Pennsylvania") is Fluff-ignorant.

Also, I love chunky peanut butter. But I just got braces, and it will be a long, long time before I have it again ...

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> As is the case with most of my crass generalizations, Lady Andrea - you are exempt. Assume that you are always exempt unless I specifically call you out (which I have done, and probably will do again, but just for fun of course).

Riddler

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Is California Dreams on in syndication anywhere?

Riddler

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Riddler, your comment about chunky peanut butter and what it implies about my nether-regions is not appreciated. Booooooo.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> I ate some of the peanut butter from the "contaminated" batch and nothing happened to me. Either I got one of the o.k. jars or I still have an iron stomach (I can eat meat that's been left on the counter hours after cooking to the point that it's somewhat cold and be fine). I guess this was God's way of teling me that Jif Crunchy was the better route all along.

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Laid-back moves

Sky above, sand below
Good vibrations
Feelin' mellow

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Surf dudes
With attitudes
Kinda groooovy

HeavyPettingZoo

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Also last night made me lose my ability to communicate properly in the English language looking at that post.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> I just got to my Property class and my friend tells me I still reek of booze from last night. I took a shower less than an hour ago. No wonder SBTB seems so interesting right now. Damn you Wild Turkey.

Don't worry I was saying by to a girl last night actually said "you're with me, leather"

Then I realized no one in the real world gets the joke.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> TNBC ruled!

California Dreams....just let me lay here in the sun...until my dream is done.

C-I-T-Y, You can see why, these guys, the neat guys, wanna be street guys....or something like that.

Hang Time: Anthony Anderson at his finest.

SBTB: loved the episodes in Hawaii, which the Golic picture oddly reminds me of. Can we get a cheesy obstacle course race of some kind?

Chunky peanut butter: I always heard that chunky peanut butter is only consumed by those whose private areas maintain a similar consistency.

Riddler

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> I just got to my Property class and my friend tells me I still reek of booze from last night. I took a shower less than an hour ago. No wonder SBTB seems so interesting right now. Damn you Wild Turkey.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Peanut Butter and Fluff - the secret to the WWL's success.

The Minister of Propaganda

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> I picked up a jar of Peter Pan yesterday, and remembered the warning. I checked the bar code, and sure enough, it was one of the afflicted jars. Good think I didn't buy it, or else I'd be sick too.

blackaces

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Urethra, I was totally going to include Hang Time in my post below yours, but then I didn't because I thought perhaps that one was too obscure. Nice to know.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Peanut-related question:

Does anyone older than, say, 30 remember kids having deadly peanut allergies? Seems to this coot-in-training that today's kids are a big pile of pussies.

Sarcastro

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Swan's Crossing.

That is all I have to say.

Spaceman Bill Leah needs a full-length puffy coat

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> He likes peanut butter,
He likes toast and jam,
Now he's taking a wet sh1t
In a cold bedpan

Dread

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> What if someone's, you know, like their dog, like, licks it off of something else? Then, can the dog, like get sick too?

Just asking. I've got a friend that's into that kind of thing.

Witty Handle

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Thank God I've always hated peanut butter.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Yeah, I can sing the California Dreams song too. Not proud of it. But that Jake was just dreamy... I'm thinking out loud again.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> AND, I'll go so far as to say the College Years beats the earliest, Miss Bliss-focused episodes.

What was the deal with her living with her annoyingn teacher friend anyway? Personally, I don't care, but Timmy Hardaway's asking questions...

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Len Bias... Four peanuts for a solid Black History Month reference.

wiskybreth

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Ochenta, yous and me gonna have to step outside. I loved California Dreams, I can still sing the theme song. You just step off.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> California Dreams was no Hang Time, which was, in fact, a poor man's City Guys.

Urethra Franklin

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Whoa whoa whoa - Lady Andrea, are you telling me Professor Jeremiah Lasky is playing another scumbag prof 10 years later? And Mr. Belding thinks HE'S typecast.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> You don't know me Jebus! You don't know where I've been!

Spaceman's got it right: At least The College Years was better than The New Class. Now THAT never happened. California Dreams sucked too. Yeah, I said it.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Listen you little whippersnappers! You would have been the king of your high school if you had either on of those chicks in 1987! You would have rocked the stone washed jeans with pride while blasting Poison!

Yes, dude, Yes! Whole Foods all natural peanut butter.

Randall Tex Cobb

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> I agree with Bill Leah, the college years were way better than the new idiots.

BTW, I would watch just about anything featuring my SBTB characters. I loved SBTB Goes Hawaiian, I loved SBTB in Vegas with Kelly and Zack's wedding. I even liked the college years, because I thought Crazy Alex was a pretty funny addition to the group. And Professor Sleep-with-Kelly is back as skanky Professor Landry on Veronica Mars, so my life as a tv viewer has really come full circle.

Chunky Peanut Butter rules all.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Saved by the Bell discussions? Is the World Cup here already?

Denis Lemieux

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Tim Hardaway thinks chunky peanut butter is an abomination against Christ.

Urethra Franklin

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> I had the same breakfast as SAS this AM? Dammit. I also had Cheesy Doodle for lunch the other day.

I must be an ass.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Pfft. Rookies. What are y'all, loungin' at home doin' nothin'? For a man on the go, such as myself, I turn to Goober and Grape to add to my white bread for that wonderful PB&J goodiness.

Sandy Magic Jackson

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> i don't know the brand, but that all natural honey roasted kind that comes in the plastic tupperware-ish container is the shizzle.

1 Speed Bike

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> SBTB>College Years> SBTB: The New Class

Spaceman Bill Leah needs a full-length puffy coat

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> OchentaYcinco - I don't even know who you are anymore.

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Am I really the only person who didn't hate The College Years? There's plenty of Golic, they bring back Kelly Kapowski looking as hot as ever, and they tie it up with the storybook proposal before Kelly goes abroad (where you know she would have cheated on Zack, that whore - wait, I'm sharing too much...). They should have just kept the original song though.

I'm standing at the edge of tomorrow - TODAY!

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Its all about the Extra Crunchy Jif...

12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Clare - I was 17 in 2000, so I'm not that much younger than you.

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> I'd still rather listen to a pooping and vomiting Mike Golic than listen to the Dennis and Callahan Pompous Ass Fun Show on WEEI......

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Crunchy peanutbutter is the devil's work.

And:
From behind, Dude, Yes.

HugsFromHarold

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> P.B. Loco with Jungle Banana.

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> I LIKE WAFFLES FOR BREAKFAST!!!!

sorry, just quoting Steven A from this morning's sportscenter.

He also gave a mischevious smile when told to have fun in Vegas and said "OH I WILL! CHEESY DOODLES ALL UP IN HER!!!" or something lieke that.

Roxanne Put on the Red Light Racicot

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Chunky Skippy. That is all.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> This only strengthens my belief that peanut butter is out get me.

But it can't catch me... I'm fuckin' innocent.

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Todd Bozeman's passion for deli meat doesn't look so silly now does it?

suburbancommando

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> "Has anyone even explained how the #### salmonella gets into peanut butter in the first place?"

Apparently, if you're using nuts with a cracked shell, there's a possibility of mold or insects geting in there and next thing you know, well, you're ####.

Steve Dave

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> When I was young I loved the stuff that came with the peanut butter and jelly in the same jar, even though it tasted like ass. Goober, I think it was called? Kids are easy.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> The girl on the left is proficient in Bob Knight's "gameface"

Adonis

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> George Washington Carver is spinning in his grave.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> "This is Mike Golic signing off for the Mike & Mike 'Oops I Crapped My Pants' radio hour!"

Ron

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Jesus, Bowden, you make me feel old. And I'm only 25!

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> I went to a high school with a guy named Sal Monella. He was a secent guy, but I never had lunch with him, so who knows?

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Skippy coats the seventh layer of diet hell. Damn it's good.

Riss

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> This only strengthens my belief that peanut butter is out get me.

Spaceman Bill Leah needs a full-length puffy coat

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> nicolae dica - I can deal with insufferable. I wasn't old enough to vote in 2000.

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Sorry Jebus, but J-Bug and the Dooze disagree with you.

Ron

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Tim Hardaway approves this photo.

The Leonard Leap

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> I buy the organic unsweetened stuff. Does that make me ####?

No, no. Just insufferable.

Did you vote for Nader in 2000, as well?

josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> SBTB "The College Years" ne-ver happ-ened.
Can I get a ruling on this?

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> That wasn't peanut butter Golic ate, it was R Kelly's doo doo butter

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> ILYBICT- My mom used to make me eat the Smucker's Natural, and you always had to stir it a million times, so I think I'm in protest of my youth by swithing to Skippy.

The Leonard Leap

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> When was that picture taken? 1987? That is some prime 80's/early 90's tail.

HeavyPettingZoo

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Wait, which Mike is the foppish dandy and which is the one with the explosive diarrhea and vomiting? I always get them confused.

jmr

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Let's see...

Maybe (but the 80s hair is off-putting), No, Yes.

The Ghost of Lucky

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Yes, dude, yes.


You guys are slow this morning!

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Peter Pan got it from a raw Wendy's burger. (Sorry.)

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> That position reminds me of the "Cartoon Wars" South Park episode where at the end bin laden shows the Prez literally shitting on everyone.

The Leonard Leap

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> I like the Adam's brand with the layer of oil on top that you have to mix in before eating. After eating that it's hard to love the stuff with the stabilizers in it.

-s

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Sounds like low-fat I can't believe it's not breakfast to me.

Mayor McRib

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> And some dry white toast please, ma'am.

Ron

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> I too got Salmonella from peanut butter.
Of course, it might have something to do with the hooker I was licking it off of.....

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Smuckers natural is better than skippy's. Yea, I said it. I will say it later if provoked as well.

Kettleer

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> I like Simply Jif, which is the low-fat low sugar Jif.

Which matches the Low Fat Special K waffle, light syrup, and the "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter - Light" I had for breakfast.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Coincidentally, Golic is in the same position now as in that picture.

theWolf

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Are the Buckwheat Boys going to do a song about this too?

"IT'S PEANUT BUTTER SALMONELLA TIME!"

Yinka Double Dare

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> and I apologize for turning this place into Regret the Error.

parker91

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> I buy the organic unsweetened stuff. Does that make me ####?

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> I thought it was his older, shaggy brother Bob, that was on Saved by the Bell.

parker91

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> WAIT! I stand corrected. Mike is the brother of BOB Golic, who appeared on "The College Years." Clearly, I should have done my Google search long ago, because that one had bothered me for years.

One other thing -- I apologized in advance for the SBTB reference. Blame the Romo-Belding post, I say.

Red Sox Monster

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Uh, PDF, wrong Golic

Spectacular Sam

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> It's ok...because it's your dog!

WFNYScott

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Hey, LL, it's good stuff! Spread the Skippy Natural love!

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Dam Jen P beat me to it!

The Leonard Leap

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> I'm with Unleash the Dragon- Skippy Natural Creamy PB is the way to go.

The Leonard Leap

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> whoops

Shakεy

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> On a completely unrelated note, who remembers Mike Golic in the "Saved by the Bell: The College Years"? I nearly shat myself the first time I saw him on ESPN a few years back without all the beard and facial hair.

Red Sox Monster

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> I am all about the Skippy Natural.

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> While Dr. Carver died penniless and insane, still trying to play a phonograph record with a peanut.

rombuu

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> It's that goddamn Captain Hook messin with Peter Pan's stash again.

Shakεy

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Shea, I read yesterday that the CDC thinks the containers were dirty before the peanut butter was put in them. I don't think they have a solid answer yet though.

Denis Lemieux

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> It's that goddamn Captain Hook tampering with Peter Pan's stash again.

I wouldn't look past Ruffio so quickly.

SagerBombs

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> You eat shit for breakfast?

Spectacular Sam

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> It's that goddamn Captain Hook tampering with Peter Pan's stash again.

Shakεy

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> congrats to ESPN for finally coming up with a sports-related scoop

gmschmidty

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Has anyone even explained how the shit salmonella gets into peanut butter in the first place? Other than HCM's explanation.

shea_guevara

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Damn, all this peanut butter talk is making me hungry. I think this calls for 4 whole chickens and a diet coke.

Mayor McRib

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Was it from a sandwich? If so, are we sure it was the peanut butter in the sandwich, or could it have been the sausage, ham, cheese, bacon or marshmellow topping?

Now go home and get your f'ing shine box

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> "And those LifeStyles condoms gave me syphilis!"

Ron

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Sorry I put uncooked chicken and spinach salad in our peanut butter.

-Peter Pan

Hot Carl Monday

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> I wouldn't wish salmonella even on Golic. I just barely came into contact with a small amount of bad chicken juice last year, and it sent me into a three-day spiral of wanting only to die.

Package

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> There's only 1 PB - creamy Skippy.

Unleash The Dragon

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> ESPN radio interns rub the peanut butter under Golic's gums so it looks like he's actually talking.

Denis Lemieux

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> So he didn't really lose the weight with nutri-system, it was the samonella diet.

Cinco Ocho

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Which one's Golic in the photo?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> I like how he admitted to eating a second sadwich after recognizing the batch number. I completely believe him.

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Golic must have ingested at least 3 quarts of the stuff in one sitting.

Mayor McRib

]]> <![CDATA[Mike Golic Suffering From Peter Pan Salmonella]]> Choosy Mom's Choose Jiff, Mike.

Wolf Blitzer

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