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What Set Tim Hardaway Off

BowdenBowdenBowden — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:07:55 EST

Ok Dave, I really wish you had shared that earlier.

What Set Tim Hardaway Off

Tuffy — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:03:54 EST

Jesus, Pinto; I don't even know where to start. Was Li'l Penny taking Stefan Urquelle to the clubs? Did Spud Webb and Webster ever meet in the Romper Room? How does Doogie Howser figure into this?

You have blown my fragile little mind.

Tuffy

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David Pinto — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:57:21 EST

When I first saw his quotes on gays, I was confused. I thought they were from Penny Hardaway, who was rumored to be connected with Urkle when I was at ESPN.

David Pinto

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hozzleshank — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:53:33 EST

We can't laugh at this - we'll only encourage this 11-year old kid to video-edit more tepid clips with his Commodore-64.

hozzleshank

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Reverend — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:51:15 EST

Nuts--beaten to the hole.

Unlike Tim Hardaway.

Reverend

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Reverend — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:48:36 EST

Lt. Winslow, are you sure he doesn't worship here?
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

Reverend

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Chet Lemon — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:42:01 EST

Chet Lemon is still very much alive.

Chet Lemon

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Ron — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:30:07 EST

Palmer, +5 for calling a black guy a spade, even though it wasn't an intentional pun.

Ron

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HeavyPettingZoo — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:23:32 EST

Did Chet Lemon get "commenter executed" or something?

HeavyPettingZoo

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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:16:26 EST

This comment was just a publicity stunt for Pros Vs Joes

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

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The Ghost of Lucky — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:14:57 EST

OMG...

+46 to J-No. That was amazing.

Also, +1 to SagerBombs for calling a spade a spade. I'm all about spreading the tolerance, but can't we find someone who the average NBA fan has heard of?

The Ghost of Lucky

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Shakεy fka Flαmεtown — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:52:55 EST

That show was about #### people?!?!

ohh....

Shakεy fka Flαmεtown

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JebusHChrist — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:44:45 EST

Tim Hardaway must have really fucked up because there have been a thousand comments about him this week and not one has mentioned his unibrow or the fact that he's cross-eyed. I don't think he's coming back from this one.

JebusHChrist

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SagerBombs — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:41:32 EST

Wait, Jackie Robinson was black?

ESPN isn't covering the story yet... that book is being saved for Christmas.

SagerBombs

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OchentaYcinco — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:40:02 EST

Wait, Jackie Robinson was black?

OchentaYcinco

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Tuffy — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:39:09 EST

Carlos Mencia thought their jokes were too obvious.

He stole the jokes, anyway. You never know when you'll need them.

Tuffy

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SagerBombs — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:38:45 EST

Gottlieb compared Amaechi coming out to Jackie Robinson last night... Amaechi coming out is like Jackie Robinson if Jackie Robinson wasn't ever an all star, played in white face his entire career, and then announced he was black after retiring to cash in on a book.

SagerBombs

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Chief Wahoo — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:35:59 EST

Winslow, thanks for pointing me to Chet Lemon's Blog. I feel like I found my evil twin, if both twins can be evil.

Chief Wahoo

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OchentaYcinco — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:35:32 EST

Thanks Lt., like I need THAT song stuck in my head again. Pink shirt = irony?

OchentaYcinco

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mathesond — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:35:16 EST

I kinda figured this church was more to Hardaway's liking.

mathesond

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Deadspin — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:34:50 EST

It reminded him of a horrible blind date he had in The Castro when he played for the Warriors.

Deadspin

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Mayor McRib — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:34:16 EST

I always thought he was just angry because he never had a lil Tim to go with lil Penny.

Mayor McRib

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Wolf Blitzer — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:33:47 EST

Dear Tim,

I'm sorry I gave you the Inside Stuff.
-Ahmad Rashad.

Wolf Blitzer

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UkraineNotWeak — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:31:20 EST

Wait. Jack was gay on Will & Grace? I just thought he was just kind of festive.

UkraineNotWeak

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M-S-H — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:29:22 EST

I'm with Tim -- Jack can get so snarky. Especially when he hasn't had his Diet Pepsi that day.

M-S-H

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ltwinslow — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:27:41 EST

after diligent searching, i have located the UTEP 2 Step's place of worship

(& before you all freak the fuck out... its a joke. relax.)

ltwinslow

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OchentaYcinco — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:27:27 EST

I've done worse to my own TV because of Will and Grace. God I hate that show. Get it??? THEY'RE GAY! and making GAY JOKES! So it's FUNNY! Because they're GAY GUYS making GAY JOKES!!!!

Carlos Mencia thought their jokes were too obvious.

OchentaYcinco

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Ed McMahon's Party Machine — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:25:16 EST

I realize this misses the point of the topic, but Jim Rome is a fucking douchetard of the highest order.

Ed McMahon's Party Machine

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blackaces — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:23:00 EST

Fabulous!

Does this now mean that Hardaway isn't a fan of teh Goatse?

blackaces

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ltwinslow — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:22:07 EST

Is anybody interested in purchasing my Tim Hardaway throwback UTEP jersey? It's like new.

Chet Lemon is

ltwinslow

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ltwinslow — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:21:14 EST

to be fair, i feel the same way about Will & Grace

ltwinslow

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Charles — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:20:32 EST

UM, that's amazing.

What does he do on the show? Is he at least showing footage of NBA groupie blind dates with hilarious consequences?

Charles

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Unsilent Majority — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:20:30 EST

sidenote... Is anybody interested in purchasing my Tim Hardaway throwback UTEP jersey? It's like new.

Unsilent Majority

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J-No — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:20:08 EST

Dear Tim,
While your rage background and bigotry skills are impressive, at this time we have candidates more suited to joining our club.

Thank you for your application and best of luck in your future endeavors,

The Klan

J-No

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CDNMoose — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:20:03 EST

No "Just Jack" tag?

CDNMoose

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HaydenFrylock — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:18:39 EST

I threw my TV too when I found out Will and Grace was canceled.

HaydenFrylock

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Unsilent Majority — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:15:31 EST

charles- lodge might as well live on Rome's set.

Unsilent Majority

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SagerBombs — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:13:10 EST

Dear Tim Hardaway,

When I go out sometimes I like to order a cranberry juice. If people question my sexuality, should I smash the glass over their heads like in The Departed?

Thanks, SagerBombs.

SagerBombs

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Tuffy — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:12:28 EST

Our special investigative skills of video editing have uncovered why drew his ire.

"Three's Company will not be seen this evening. Please enjoy tonight's movie: Rambo III."

Tuffy

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BowdenBowdenBowden — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:10:43 EST

Tim Hardaway hates Pepsi products?

BowdenBowdenBowden

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Unleash The Dragon — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:10:05 EST

When I first hit "play" the video was buffering a little so the guy sounded like he was talking in choppy bits. For a second I thought it was Michael J Fox.

I know, I know. I already have my "Welcome to Hell" sign made.

Unleash The Dragon

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trumpy dumpy — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:10:00 EST

What Gets Tim Hardaway Off

fixed

trumpy dumpy

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Spanish Necktie — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:09:24 EST

Smashing a monitor with that show on was a good idea no matter what your stance on #### is.

Spanish Necktie

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Charles — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:08:37 EST

Two pthings here:

1) The Warriors play in Oakland.
2) What the hell is Roger Lodge doing on a television show that airs before 12:30 am?

Charles