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Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

BigTDog — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 16:44:16 EST

"We love this gay!"

Riss...that is beautiful

BigTDog

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

Riss — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 16:23:04 EST

I'm kind of sad now that I no longer work for the NBA PR department. This would have been fun as hell to see. "We love this gay!"

Riss

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

BigTDog — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 15:57:40 EST

He's growns up and he's growns up and he's growns up.

OK, I'll ask. Smooty, where do the high school girls hang out around here?

BigTDog

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

Cinco Ocho — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 15:56:07 EST

Tim Hardaway agrees that AJ is the balls.

and you won't have to worry about him going near your balls either.

Cinco Ocho

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 15:53:54 EST

BigRicks

+1 for the TV on the Radio reference.

Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

Raskolnikov — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 15:24:34 EST

BigRicks:

I just got that CD last night.

Raskolnikov

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

BigRicks — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 15:18:53 EST

Return to Cookie Mountain?

BigRicks

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

Dr. Michael Mancini — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 15:15:32 EST

3-2: Police are called to an incident involving two groupies fighting.
12-1: One of them is quoted in the police report saying, "Bitch poured beer in my weave!"
25-1: Britney has a new babydaddy by Monday.

Dr. Michael Mancini

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

Oops Pow Surprise — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 15:10:58 EST

20/1 if you add an "e" to "rap"

Put me down for $15.

Oops Pow Surprise

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

Shakεy — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 15:07:32 EST

10/1: Allen Iverson, Kobe, Shaq and Ben Wallace have impromptu rap battle...then Ron Artest comes to peddle his CD for $2.99

Shakεy

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

Moonshine Mike — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 15:06:31 EST

I'd pay a stripper to go down and get me some whataburgers first.

Moonshine Mike

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

StuScott Booyahs — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 15:05:25 EST

If half of what Joumana says is true, than Kidd is among the bigger a-holes out there.

Oh please. Like any one of us can say that we haven't kicked a pregnant woman in the stomach and then said "I don't give a fuck."

StuScott Booyahs

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 15:04:15 EST

20/1 if you add an "e" to "rap"

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 15:03:39 EST

8/1 Kobe tries to rap again

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

I Party With Smoot — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 15:01:02 EST

Lingering Bursitis,

That article you linked to describes the NBA players' hotel scene and the groupies that inhabit them. One of the lines says:

...between large pissed-off women and the cowering staff bearing nametags, chocolate-chip cookies...

The cookies are for self defense? Ahh! Now I get it. Jason Kidd was just protecting himself.

I Party With Smoot

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

OchentaYcinco — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 15:00:57 EST

That third picture is simply terrifying. Fourth one too.

OchentaYcinco

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

Sid Bream Was Out — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 15:00:03 EST

How hard do you have to throw a cookie to bust someone's lip?

You'd really have to gun it.

If half of what Joumana says is true, than Kidd is among the bigger a-holes out there.

Sid Bream Was Out

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

Denis Lemieux — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:59:58 EST

HBWS: 2/1 Siegfried finds Jason Kidd to discuss which cookie inflicts the most damage while leaving the smallest bruises.

Denis Lemieux

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

Shakεy — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:57:56 EST

2/1 Tim Hardaway destroys Siegfried and Roy.

...with mind bullets

Shakεy

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

Sid Bream Was Out — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:57:45 EST

They need Michael Irvin as resident ###-kisser. When players #### up, they know they can go to Irvin and he will take there side.

Maybe Irvin gets booted from the stage and remains as "reporter."

Sid Bream Was Out

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

Hit Bull Win Steak — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:55:38 EST

3/1 Siegfried and Roy are shown sitting court side

2/1 Roy doesnt sit anywhere near Tiger Woods

Hit Bull Win Steak

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

Analrapist — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:54:32 EST

I prefer Otis Spunkmeyer.

Whatever brand you prefer, I think we can all agree the cookie jokes will never get old.

"That first one was just Chocolate Chip...Don't make me bust out the Macadamia on yo ass."

Analrapist

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

LingeringBursitis — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:53:41 EST

I'm guessing none of this will happen.

LingeringBursitis

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

Carmen McFanzone — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:53:20 EST

Someone has got to explain to me what's so intimidating about Jim Gray. He's borderline retarded. He gets flustered by a breath of wind.

I don't understand. Maybe I'm dumber than Jim Gray.

Carmen McFanzone

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:52:11 EST

15/1 Mehmet creates illegitimate children.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

Lady Andrea — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:49:59 EST

Flametown, I'd definitely rather have Helen Keller than Michael Irvin too.

Lady Andrea

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

throwbot — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:49:03 EST

David Stern has hired Jason Kidd to lay down his Famous Amos style of justice

I prefer Otis Spunkmeyer.

throwbot

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

MattMillenFanClub — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:46:15 EST

3/1 that A.J. grows a goatee

2/1 that he posts pictures

MattMillenFanClub

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

Analrapist — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:46:00 EST

David Stern has hired Jason Kidd to lay down his Famous Amos style of justice on anyone breaking policy on the Hardaway/Amaechi incident.

Analrapist

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

Doctor Lingerie — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:44:36 EST

Hardaway: Definitely a jackhammer. I'm in there with some pressure, and when I'm done, you're not the same. You've changed.
Gray: Where do you come up with this shit? That's the cheesiest response to an honest question I have ever heard. I saw you kiss and it wasn't anything like that.
Hardaway: Who the hell did you see me kiss?
Gray: Some dude backstage. I don't know who he was but he seemed unimpressed.
Hardaway: I didn't kiss any guy backstage. I swear. I'm not gay.
Gray: Hey, Suitorette, this guy's a homophobe. You heard how repulsed he sounded. Is this the kind of guy you want to spend a vacation with? This hate-monger?
Hardaway: I don't hate gay people.
Gray: So you love them?
Hardaway: Yes. I mean no.
Gray: Textbook closet case self-loather. Can't be comfortable with his own sexuality.

Doctor Lingerie

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

Shakεy — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:42:13 EST

I just heard on the radio Michael Irvin is being replaced on ESPN by Parcells. Is this true???

YES! Anyone but Irvin. I'd rather have Helen Keller on instead of Irvin.

Shakεy

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

HeavyPettingZoo — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:39:09 EST

I just heard on the radio Michael Irvin is being replaced on ESPN by Parcells. Is this true???

HeavyPettingZoo

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

TheStarterWife — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:36:16 EST

I wanted to know which of the NBA players will order the Carl's Junior $6000 Burger from The Palms hotel first.

(For you east coasters - http://www.qsrmagazine.com/articles/news/story.phtml?id=51... )

TheStarterWife

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

Shakεy — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:34:06 EST

Well..Scottie Pippen is making a comeback.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=rotowire-cottieippen...

Shakεy

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

Adonis — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:33:21 EST

Over/Under- 2.5

Number of mothers of Shawn Kemp's children that come to pick up checks.

Adonis

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:31:07 EST

Mike Bibby gets anally fisted by a Maloof (and likes it):

3/1

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

Woody — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:30:45 EST

Isn't the Utep two-step a gay sex position?

Woody

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DannyNoonan — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:30:10 EST

10/1

Players and groupies combine on the genesis for a new STD

DannyNoonan

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Adonis — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:28:47 EST

Chad Curtis will show up and tell Jim Gray he's full of shit.

3/1

Adonis

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I Party With Smoot — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:28:47 EST

That was some of the first stuff I sent into this site.

Our little Deadspin is all growns up. He's growns up and he's growns up and he's growns up.

I Party With Smoot

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Kid Canada — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:28:22 EST

Scottie Pippen is making a comeback?

Kid Canada

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

Signal to Noise — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:27:32 EST

Rehab option: Tim will be cured in three weeks (like everyone's favorite pastor Ted Haggard) of intense intervention overseen by RuPaul, Rosie O'Donnell, and Carson Kressley.

Signal to Noise

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

BigRicks — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:26:44 EST

Smoot, I specifically remember sending in a killer (pun defnitely intended) Jon Benet Ramsey Dunk Face and an OJ Dunk Face. Good stuff.

BigRicks

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

Little Wooden Boy — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:25:46 EST

Vegas seems more appropriate for the mustache than Miami ever did.

Little Wooden Boy

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

badbabu — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:25:30 EST

Doogie looks puuuuuuurty.

badbabu

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

I Party With Smoot — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:24:29 EST

Wow. The Dunk Faces. I remember it like it was yesterday...

I Party With Smoot

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

throwbot — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:24:15 EST

you could land a jet plane on Jim Gray's forehead.

throwbot

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

PSU532 — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:24:14 EST

Too bad Gawker didn't send AJ out to cover the NBA All-Star game. I'm sure it will be a cluster-f out there.....

PSU532

Cultural Oddsmaker: How Will Tim Hardaway Impact the NBA All-Star Game?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:22:45 EST

Tim Hardaway agrees that AJ is the balls.

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen