<![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Yes, many female sports reporters are jock-sniffing, cock-sucking whores. And let's not forget that Joumanna was all wanna-be TV sports reporter there for awhile.

This thing is as sad a commentary on women as it is on men. Maybe even moresoe.

That so many women would willingly and gleefully fuck a deranged, inarticulate, hideously ugly Mulato Goblin is very, very depressing. And quite the commentary on the easy ability of many women to exchange sex for easy money.

Sad. Very, very sad ...

Kelly Leak

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Does "team tennis" exist any more, and if so, where can I buy season tickets for Serena's team?

I am Will's smirking revenge

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> That's what I said about your mom last night.

War Penguin

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> If it looks like wallet whore, if it walks like a wallet whore, if it gets cookies thrown at it like a wallet whore . . . well then it's probably a wallet whore . . .

DonLaFontaine

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> I normally try to make it a rule to suppress any urge I might have to make a serious comment here on the Underground. But in response to the folks who wondered why Mme. Kidd (or anyone) would stay with an (alleged) abuser, abusers don't generally just knock their abusees around physically, they fuck with their heads, too.

Yeah, I'm three hours late, minimum. Oh well.

War Penguin

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> "Who began beating her even before the pair's 1997 marriage . . ."

Um, gee, uh . . . um Joumana . . . if he was beating before you got married, why did you marry him again?

Oh yeah, that's right because he was rich and you wanted money . . . sorry . . . I had forgotten . . .

DonLaFontaine

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> I'm not sure Joumana understands what "masochistic" means.

MadameXXX

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Jason Kidd needs to learn from Cookie Monster.

Cookies Are a Sometimes Weapon.

Goober King

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Did anyone ever catch her radio show in Phoenix? I don't know how crazy Jason Kidd is (some at least, for marrying her), but if you ever heard her show, it was fairly evident she was out of her mind.

That being said, I'd be happy to throw my cookies at her.

RobbieS

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> I really hope the cookie thing isn't the best she can do. He's going to say he was beaten with an 18" dildo or something.

Emppu

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> If it was an ice cream cookie, I'm going to be very angry. Even in 15-degree weather, I want one.

Sandy Magic Jackson

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> "Jason Kidd don't know how to treat a pregnant woman."
-- Rae Carruth

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Some of my favorite lines from the counterclaim:

"Defendant also acknowledges that on a few occasions, she has thrown the TV remote control in the direction of the plaintiff, mostly when he taunted her while she was crying as a result of his abuse." (she needs new counsel if she's admitting anything in the pleadings)

"Defendant denies that she has laid in front of plaintiff's car to prevent him from attending professional obligations or for any other reason whatsoever." (meaning she lays in front of his car just cuz she's crazy?)

"Defendant notes that the allegations of paragraphs 8G and 8H of plaintiff's Complaint for Divorce are particularly ironic." (really?)

Apple cider at their wedding?! Now that's cruel.

"Plaintiff struck defendant with her purse, knocking her unconscious. He then poured a bottle of champagne over defendant's head." (There's an easy joke in here somewhere)

"Initially, plaintiff cowardly blamed the parties' son for throwing the cookie." (Love the extra "cowardly" thrown in here)

I'm just shocked that a basketball wasn't mentioned as a weapon until September 2006.

"Plaintiff sarcastically advised defendant, 'you should probably go have that looked at' and then took a nap." (PIMPING)

"When defendant first suspected that plaintiff was involved in this adulterous affair, she became so upset that she was short of breath and suffered chest pains." (again, really?!)

"In fact, on one particular day, supposedly plaintiff opted to play 72 holes." (another easy joke in here...)

Sigerson Holmes

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Her countersuit seemed pretty damning until her repeated mentionings of the Keebler Elves as character witnesses.

Urethra Franklin

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> All this talk of cookies is making me want one.

SA

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> "Slip the jab, then work the body."

-Jim Lampley

Ron

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Wife says the family vacation's cancelled 'cause you put a pool in. You take the money and spend it anyway by chartering a private jet and taking your buddies to Bandon Dunes?

Shit, this guy's my new role model.

reverendtmac

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> If Dice K had lived in the Kidd home, I have a feeling this whole cookie incident would never have happened.

suburbancommando

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> i tossed my cookies on a girl once. real proud moment. also on a car, in a tiny cup, a sink, a floor, and into a toilet.


i also am a cookie tossing monster.

drewheyman

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Look to the cookie Joumana, look to the cookie!

Chief Illiniwek

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> you could like totally fuck up someone's shit with a black and white cookie.....

Hit Bull Win Steak

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> ...and a cheerleader in New Orleans.

NOOCH!!

Grouper Sandwich

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> +2 Analrapist

AnalRapist says:

Show us on the doll where he beat you with the cookie.

Sigerson Holmes

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Oreos might be best comment of the day so far.

Adonis

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> I'm guessin' Oreos.

The U of I Board of Trustees has announced it will officially retire that comment.

I agree...I lost it when I read it

WFNYScott

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Cookiepuss.
Nuff' Said.

bizzo5000

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Cookie tossing's alright...It's the salad tossing Tim Hardaway's concerned about.

Harry Pelotas

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> where's a good old donkey punch when you need one...

Lets Go Buff-a-lo!

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> sba, you didn't just quote Limp Bizkit, did you? Because that's pretty much a worse crime around here than eating the hearts out of newborn babies, or calling Jay Mariotti "well-spoken."

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> I can't believe there was blood in her urine and he didn't "give a fuck?"

I mean, how often do you get to see something like that?

the_h_is_o

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> screw cookies

Does Jason Kidd have to choke a bitch???

Lets Go Buff-a-lo!

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> 2006-2007 NBA COOKIE TOSSING LEADERS

PLAYER CT AVG
1. Jason Kidd, NJ 11.8
2. Ruben Patterson, MIL 9.2
3. Zach Randolph, PORT 8.7
4. Stephen Jackson, GS 8.7
5. Chris Kaman, LAC 8.0

Abe Froman

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> i just hope no girl scouts were harmed in any of this.. wont somebody please think of the children?

algiers4

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> I'm sorry Jason Kidd is a more trustworthy teammate then you John Amaechi.

-Lebron James


He's actually not sorry.

-Tim Hardaway

Adonis

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> I am never going to Fan Appreciation Night ever again.

SagerBombs

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Riddler - ok, if we're including cookie cakes, that's different. Those things could decapitate someone.

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Mike Golic got hit with an errant Jason Kidd Nutter Butter.

I Dream of Jeannie Zelasko

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> So you can take that cookie and stick it in your....YEAH!!!

Stick it in your....YEAH!!!

Stick it in your....YEAH!!!

sba

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> First Audioslave, now this!? I am putting a bullet in my fucking brain!

Stev D

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Has anyone heard that song Jason Kidd song titled "What The Kidd Didd"? It was on a CD called B-Ball's Best Kept Secret, and featured basketball players doing rap duets with real rappers. One of my worst-purchases ever.

His wife was probably making fun of him for that song and he let the cookies fly.

Riddler

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Some of my ex girlfriends would be consider getting hit by cookies foreplay.

Sid Bream Was Out

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> I believe Brett Meyer is the bastard child of former NFL coach Ron Meyer.

badbabu

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> If there is a deposition in this case, I want to see it:

Q: Ms. Kidd...

A: Don't refer to me as that anymore. It's Joumana.

Q: Jouwana?

A: Joumana - JEW / MA / NA

Q: Joumanna?

A: JOUMANA!

Q: Ma'am, your counterclaim states that your husband threw a cookie at you?

A: That's right.

Q: What kind of cookie?

A: All kinds if cookies. He didn't care. Oreos, peanut butter cookie, sugar cookies, oatmeal raisin cookies, gluten-free no-bake cookies. He once threw one of those huge chocolate chip cookies that doubles as a birthday cake.

Q: Well, ma'am, are you sure that he wasn't trying to share his dessert? Or maybe he was practicing his passing technique?

Riddler

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Man, they did not have to go and tell me that Kidd did Craig Sager. That is so wrong is so many ways.

don_mynack

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Who's Brett Meyer? Is he related to Urban?

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor find this marriage dysfunctional.

"Don't talk about the children, Joumana."

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> I feel ya on the ice cream abuse, Dweeze. Worst black eye I ever had was from a girl giving me a shot with an ice-cream cone, and I boxed golden gloves.

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Jason, if your wife gives you any lip you can beat her with a sack of Valencia oranges. It won't leave a bruise and they'll let 'em know who's boss. There's no doubt about it.

BigRicks

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> whenever i throw a cookie at a woman, i always make sure that they're lathered up in peanut butter - preferably from mike golic's private collection.

Abe Froman

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Wait a sec. A Nets' employee?

Vince?

I Party With Smoot

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> What do you say to Joumana kid when she has cookie crumbs in both of her eyes?

Nothing you ain't already said twice.

Roy Keane

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> That's what I'm talking about 12 inch. I live my life by Chris Rock quotes, he is my Confucious.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> I believe his hands are covering macaroon-shaped welts in that picture.

Carmen McFanzone

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Thanks TSW! I feel so cool now! Forgive me for abusing the hell out of this for a minute.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Clearly, I am an amateur.

- Brett Meyer

trumpy dumpy

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE!

Jerkwheat

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> mmmmmmmmmmmmm Fudge Stripes

Johhny Bluejeans

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> AND HE WAS ALWAYS PISSING IN THE SHOWER!!!

EricFrostHatesLife

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> "Several television reporters"!! Dammit!! I want names and how many, if any, work for the WWL?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Owen- It doesn't leave any bruises...so no evidence...

12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Sorry for supplying the ammo.

-Keebler Elves

I Party With Smoot

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> I think they flipped the c and r in what he hit her with. Those crazy rookies...

Bob Sheppards Flock

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> He should listen to Chris Rock. I would never hit a woman. I would shake the shit of one, though.

Doyle McPoyle

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> What is in the subset of objects ranging from a large rock to a cookie?

Pint of ice cream is in that subset, and those suckers do some damage when you get hit with one at close range. The only mitigating factor is if it had been sitting out for a little bit, giving it a chance to melt a little. The problem then, however, is that the ice cream splatters a lot more, leaving a mess everywhere, including on you.

Not that I know, of course.

Dweeze

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Wait, we're taking it in stride that he hit her with a "large rock"?

... says the commenter named "Oops Pow Surprise."

I don't think anyone's saying it's okay or normal to hit someone with a rock; it's just that the cookie offers far more opportunities to make jokes.

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Welcome to On The DL, hosted by Deadspin.

Mr. Bigglesworth

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Google "simple HTML" and you'll be golden.

Just don't be bringing your BBCode to these parts!

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> I'm guessin' Oreos.

The U of I Board of Trustees has announced it will officially retire that comment.

DongerArd

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Between this and "Playmakers," I'm beginning to think TV sports reporters are just high-class hos. I could see Thea Andrews getting passed around like a rag doll, just like in her "other" "professional" career.

M-S-H

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> "He was blowing kisses to Whoopi Goldberg in Eddie?"

Welp, that image is gonna haunt my dreams.

Also, can we get a little tutorial somewhere on the site on how to do italics, boldface and all that jazz? You can even keep the strikethrough, but don't take my italics away from me.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Wait, we're taking it in stride that he hit her with a "large rock"?

Just don't be surprised when you see the headline one morning: "NBA Superstar's Ex-Wife Bludgeoned to Death with Boulder; Kidd Sought for Questioning"

Oops Pow Surprise

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> I think I saw ZPS' eyes light up from here.

The Leonard Leap

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Starving children in Third World counties and Jason is wasting cookies chucking them at his wife? Have some compassion on those less fortunate, man!

Mr. Bigglesworth

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> I bet it was one of those big black and white cookies, though.

Look to the cookie, Jason

Ed McMahon's Party Machine

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Those kisses he was blowing at the foul line all this time weren't to his wife at home, it was to the lucky lady in Section 118 behind the basket.

He was blowing kisses to Whoopi Goldberg in Eddie?

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> TSW, I think you may be onto something ...

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Ladies, if you marry someone who is either a pro-athlete or a rock star, there are some things you should inherently know before you slip on the ring.
1.) They will cheat on you.
2.) That red splotch on their lip (or elsewhere) is not a 'cold sore'

Mike Honcho

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Jen P thanks for the notice. I knew I wouldn't be dissapointed.

suburbancommando

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Those kisses he was blowing at the foul line all this time weren't to his wife at home, it was to the lucky lady in Section 118 behind the basket.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> She's got the "crazy eyes"
-Swarley

12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Oh, and I wasn't brief. I will go to timeout.

Will Leitchs Unfinished Novel

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> suburbancommando, please see comment #9, by STQ.

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> i assume it has already been established that joumana kidd is just tim hardaway in drag, right? 'cause that is not a woman's body. that is an anorexic gay boy's body, with tits slapped on.

konstantConsumer

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> I'll try to be brief: I was at the home of a very famous professional athlete for business. Guy is a Hall of Famer, multiple MVP's, etc. While I was there, he was arguing with his fairly well-known spouse about buying a Land Rover for his teenaged illegetimate daughter (wife wanted him to buy it for her, he didn't). Teenaged illegitimate daughter was in the room, and athletes other kids with wife were scampering around as if nothing was going on. In the kitchen were several of athletes teammates, who were cracking up about it. I am going about my business, a stranger to everyone.

One of wifey's main arguments was that he had just bought a Land Rover as a XMas present for his girlfriend, and that he should buy one for his daughter as well.

Girlfriend just happened to be sitting on the couch in the next room watching TV.

Ozzy and Harriet it ain't. Most surreal, unbelievable thing I have ever seen, but clearly athlete's wife had bargained with the devil: an unbelievable lifestyle in which she and her kids would have everything they ever wanted, in exchange for her husband banging every groupie in sight. I don't feel sorry for any of them.

Will Leitchs Unfinished Novel

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> I was a little suspicious a few months ago, when Kidd was interviewed by Charles Barkely after a game, saying of his wife, "I'm gonna punch her in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker."

J.L. White

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> I'm impressed. Can you hit or throw a baseball?

-Bobby Cox.

Matt_T

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Look at his abs and look at her abs. THERE WERE NO COOKIES IN THAT HOUSEHOLD!

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> ..."several different television reporters," as well as strippers in Arizona, Sacramento, Miami, Dallas and Indiana, a Nets season ticket holder, a Nets' employee, and a cheerleader in New Orleans.

if these are the affairs she knew about, think about how many there were that she didn't know about.

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> No wonder he's missing the all star game this weekend with a "strained lower back." When you've got cookies to throw and Vegas hookers to throw large rocks at, there's no time for basketball.

I'm also anxiously awaiting the first tasteless comment about how these new allegations affected the size of his son's head.

suburbancommando

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Promiscuous boy.....

Shakεy

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Off topic:

look how dumb the knicks are
http://www.hoopshype.com/salaries/new_york.htm

Summer-of-George

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> +1 AnalRapist

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> *cues up 'Crazy Bitch', by Buckcherry*

blackaces

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> I'm full of questions here. Was it a large cookie? Homemade or store-bought? Chocolate chip? Maybe a Christmas cookie... those star-shaped ones will take your eye out. Just ask my pal One-Eye.

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> when i was a kid, my mom hurled a fucking dinner plate, frisbee style, clear across the living room at my old man's head.

And look how you turned out.

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Your husband hits you with a large rock and you don't take that as a sign to get out of the marriage immedately if not sooner?

SpecialKay: problem is, said rock may have been the engagement ring.

She also claims that Kidd resorted to purchasing her expensive jewelry (a $585,000 diamond ring and a $550,000 pendant) as a way to apologize for his marital infidelity.

And Kobe had to shell out $4 million for his apology ring? Kidd = cheapskate.

(If any or all of the filing is true, he is an asshole, obviously.)

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Show us on the doll where he beat you with the cookie.

Analrapist

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> *Off to buy season tickets to the Nashville Predators ...*

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Captain Caveman,

Sorry I got to Ruby before you did, papi.

Jason Kidd

Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> On a more serious note, I believe every single word she said about him. Just based on his paws alone. That guy's got "strangler's hands".

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Season ticket holders get to bang the team?!?!?!

Shorty

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> I'm sorry if I offend anyone...actually, fuck that, no I'm not. I think that women who marry professional athletes are the dumbest bitches on the planet.

As the wife of a professional athlete I take offense to that

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> and seriously... enough with this pussy shit. hitting people with cookies?!?! are you fucking kidding me? when i was a kid, my mom hurled a fucking dinner plate, frisbee style, clear across the living room at my old man's head. and did he fucking cry about it?

jesus, when did everyone in this counrty become such gigantic pussies?

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Mr. & Mrs. Kidd go to P.F. Chang's for dinner...

Jason: This fortune cookie says, "You will find happiness with a new love. Also, several strippers." D'oh!

Joumana: Well, desserts aren't alright right.

Jason: Ohhh, but they're so sweet and tasty!

(Jason stands up and hits her in the face with the cookie.)

Chamomiles Davis

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> I'm guessin' Oreos.

badbabu

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> I'm sorry if I offend anyone...actually, fuck that, no I'm not. I think that women who marry professional athletes are the dumbest bitches on the planet.

SpecialKay

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Ehh...I'm kind of uncomfortable cracking jokes about spousal abuse.


I bet it was one of those big black and white cookies, though.

Harry Pelotas

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> "struck her with everything from a large rock to a cookie.

What is in the subset of objects ranging from a large rock to a cookie?"

Literally EVERYTHING from a large rock to a cookie. Although we'd probably need to define "large rock".

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> J Kidd, this is weak. Call me when you are nailing strippers in the ass while they are passed out.

-Zach Randolph

KiwiLime

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> I will be seriously disappointed in NBA fans if the Nets don't get showered with cookies at every stadium they play in the rest of this year. How dare he hit her with a cookie?! A large rock seems reasonable. But a cookie?!!? What a pig!

gmschmidty

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> But that whole beating thing? What an asshole.

Spaceman Bill Leah needs a full-length puffy coat

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Being that Kidd is a Net, I am guessing it was a Mint Milano.
The gays love their Milanos.

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> he's a monster... a COOKIE MONSTER?!?!?

you have GOT to put a body on the cookie monster!

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> The Smoking Gun says Kidd threw "a large cookie, like a frisbee" at Joumana's face and then blamed his son for throwing the cookie.

Stay classy, Jason Kidd.

throwbot

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> To be fair, he did the Nets season ticket holder as a promotion to build the fan base.

Delicious Pundit

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Wives of athletes should not even be allowed to use infidelity as a weapon in divorces. C'mon, morons, any one of these bimbos that belives that her husband is not going to bang every relatively attractive groupie that finds out where the team bus is parked should have her children taken away because she is obviously too stupid to care for them properly.

Spaceman Bill Leah needs a full-length puffy coat

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> He's nailing season-ticket holders? Take notes, WNBA.

On the other hand, nevermind...

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Spousal abuse? Check
Gambling? Check
Multiple affairs? Check

Gentlemen, may I present Jason Kidd, your totally average NBA player. Get back to me when he does something surprising.

Will Leitchs Unfinished Novel

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> A & P had a deal on Entemen's chocolate chip cookies this week: buy 1 box, get 2 free. Jason's arm is going to be sore by Saturday.

Denis Lemieux

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> What is in the subset of objects ranging from a large rock to a cookie?

Hockey puck?
Shot glass?
Seashell?
Chihuahua?

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Because no one's said it yet...


HALF!

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> he's a monster... a COOKIE MONSTER?!?!?

T-dawg

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Those are some nice cookies on Joumana Kidd.

SlickBomb

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> The cookie could have been one of those large bakery ones. That could leave a mark if he got her in the eye maybe

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Jen P - can you call me ex for me real quick? She just doesn't "get it" and I think you could straighten her out for me.

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> struck her with everything from a large rock to a cookie.

What is in the subset of objects ranging from a large rock to a cookie?

Analrapist

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> i think they mean he hit her IN the cookies

1 Speed Bike

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Kidd has engaged in extramarital affairs with "several different television reporters," as well as strippers in Arizona, Sacramento, Miami, Dallas and Indiana, a Nets season ticket holder, a Nets' employee, and a cheerleader in New Orleans.

well... yeah. he IS a fucking professional athlete. fuck did you think he was doing, playing gin rummie in the hotel room with his homo teammate?

ltwinslow

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Hey, Bob Ryan? I got it covered.

-Jason Kidd

Sh!tShow

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> When reached for comment, Jason Kidd's son said "I like juice."

OchentaYcinco

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Your husband hits you with a large rock and you don't take that as a sign to get out of the marriage immedately if not sooner?

SpecialKay

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> I'm starving. I'd love for someone to heave a bag of Chips Ahoy in my direction right about now.

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> And there's not a chance that any of this tale is embellished for any reason. I believe that Kidd is a dick, but damn.

Shorty

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> True or not true, the only aspect of this paragraph that could eget him onto to any sort of trouble at work is, sadly, the gambling.

Sh!tShow

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> He beat her before they got married? And she married him anyway???Tell me it's not about the money, baby...

BrownSugar***s

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Also, does fucking a stripper really count as an affair? Not that I'd be okay with it, but "affair" to me signifies an actual emotional relationship existed.

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Tim Hardaway approves of Jason Kidd's lifestyle.

Signal to Noise

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Is this some little known basketball slang? Like how Clark Kellogg calls it "the orange"?

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Hitting a woman, even with a cookie, is not cool.

Didn't any of these guys have fathers who explained that to them when they were, say, three years old?

PikachuMcHeidegger

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Jen P - I bet he could do some damage with a Sausalito.

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Several television reporters? Tiki?

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> A cookie? And that's a bad thing?

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> could explain the melon on that kid...

StreakinTheQuad

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> I have to know: What kind of cookie? Because those big Pepperidge Farms chocolate-chip things could definitely leave a mark.

Jen P

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Please let this find it's way onto CourtTV

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Jason Kidd, the Cookie Monster.

GungaGalunga

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Bobby Brown is not impressed.

chopper dave

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> "From a large rock to a cookie?"

Should that have started with the smallest object and moved towards the biggest? Unless cookie is street slang for, like, a really big bat or something.

Lady Andrea

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> My question after reading that is "he hit her with a cookie?"

JebusHChrist

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> Cross off Jason Kidd's name on the New Jersey Nets possible #### player list.

Unless those cell phone pictures are actually Salibury's junk and not naked women.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[Joumana Kidd Goes Nuclear On Jason]]> ...AND he gave Barbaro laminitis.

THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY

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