<![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About - Deadspin Comments]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> I worked at Harold's charity in the early 90's and I assure you there are more women that could come forward. Me included. He is not the nice guy he pretends to be. He once showed up at my doorstep saying he did not have a place to stay. Thinking he knew we were just friends I foolishly let him stay on my sofa, only to be chased by him until I was able to get a chair in front of a door.

debora

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> Tim Hardaway approves of Harold Reynold's heterosexual behavior.

Is that joke old enough yet?

UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> Will - why is "a protective order" in quotes like it is some sort of weird legalese? I thought this place was like 85% lawyers...

Barry Lutz

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> what?

mfdoom

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> Chief Wahoo, don't worry, my "Wahoo" is for the University of Virginia, not the Indians. (Let ensuing innuendo about one's own "Wahoo" ensue)

SantaBarbaraWahoo

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> Forget the picture. There is another Wahoo? Infidel!

Chief Wahoo

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> Sarge,

Yes; at least 2 beers, but I don't drink; yes; yes; Tim Hardaway sloppy seconds? Hell naw!

The Legend of Vincent Tremblay

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> I vote yes on pictures (sfw of course).

There have been more crimes against the "written" rules (commenter manifesto). So why not?

Besides they break up the chat-room monontony we get some times. (not including Up AllNight)

Bad Barbecue

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> One, two, three, four, ####

GorgeForeman

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> +1 I Dream of Leather

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> Now you tell me, Dweeze.

Ron

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> By the way, prepare to see less HR and Irvin on ESPN and more headbutts.

You mean less hugs and less drugs?

I Dream of Jeannie Zelasko

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> Apropos of Wahoo's photo, I had an odd dream last night. Me and some buddies had a bachelor party at Dee Mirrich's lakeside house. Nice place. She was out of town.

I now dream about Deadspin. How fucked up is that?

Ladies love Fennis

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> Is Harold hung like a horse ? I dont get it..

The Minister of Propaganda

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> Not sure if I should share it and risk a massive outbreak of people posting photos of their junk (looking at you, SteveJeltzFan).

By the time this gets posted I'm sure several others will have mentioned it, but it's a bit of an unwritten rule that we don't do pictures. It's also an unwritten rule that we don't post nude, except for Tuesdays, Thursdays, and weekends. And for the purposes of that rule, weekends run Friday through Monday. So basically, we don't post nude on Wednesdays.

Unless they're odd-numbered, then it's cool.

Dweeze

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> SBW- I'm not one of the annoyed ones, I was just kind of saying the same thing Honcho was, that it's an unwritten rule. It's a hilarious picture though. Besides, I think the last person to post a picture was flubby, and no one's going to try to take away the nuts of a member of the KSK Amaechi Mafia.

Is that joke dead yet?

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> Zidane may sign with Chicago Fire Monday

SQUEE!

erm. That's interesting.

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> Who's in your five?

throwbot

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> People, did none of you read the URL? The Barbaro funeral photo is from the Onion.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> I plead the fif! One two three four FIF!

-Ask me a question!
-How--
-FIF!!

lavaughn

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> Actually, the picture thing's been done before. It's just kind of the unwritten rule that no one does it on here. I think the Big Bobby funeral may warrant an exception though.

Mike Honcho

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> I discovered how to do the picture post by total and complete accident and saw it pop up in the comment preview. Not sure if I should share it and risk a massive outbreak of people posting photos of their junk (looking at you, SteveJeltzFan).

To the annoyed people, I'll just link next time. I like my balls attached to me.

SantaBarbaraWahoo

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> That Barbaro casket has got to be one of the most creepy things I have ever seen. Goodnight sweet prince. I don't even want to know how they are going to close it.

Lets just say it involves a chainsaw, a plastic tarp, and closed doors.

Mike Honcho

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> Holy shit! How'd that happen?

blackaces

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> Dude, I can post a pic of my junk by doing what??

SteveJeltzFan

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> Five, five, five, five, five.

5 times. Count 'em. Five. F.I.V.E.

That's how many previous incidents and accidents, hints and allegations. The number is five and five is the number.

1,2,3,4,5

Lt. Exley

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> Wahoo, something about that does not compute. I can't put my finger on it.

It's just, I always pictured Dee Mirich as... well... paler.

Oops Pow Surprise

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> That Barbaro casket has got to be one of the most creepy things I have ever seen. Goodnight sweet prince. I don't even want to know how they are going to close it.

Mayor McRib

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> Didn't we threaten castration of the last person who posted pictures? I mean, not that that's not a great one, but a link would have sufficed.

TattooedMess(iah)

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> Or you could just, you know, link.

Philistine

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> If these names come out, then someone will find their facebook/myspace photos, and it will be a twisted orgy of underground sports revolution.

Next week, On Deadspin! (!!!)

SlickBomb

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> Wahoo, you've blown all of our minds. Who knew that was possible? We bow before your nerditude.

Russkiejedi

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> ESPN will present certain (hilarious) documents and (explicitly detailed) information that should be protected against unrestricted use (by Deadspin) and dissemination (to Deadspin), including (uproarious) documents and (totally incriminating) information related to concerns raised by five young (kinda hot) women about [Reynolds'] sexual misconduct.

ArkansasFred

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> SBW broke out the sacred box!

His post roams free.

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> I think it's fairly safe to say Mary Buckheit wasn't one of Harold's Fave Five.

Mike Honcho

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> You just broke the interwebs

Spectacular Sam

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> Apropos of nothing, did anyone else see this brilliant Onion article and accompanying photo?

The Onion: Millions Of Americans Travel To Kentucky To Attend Barbaro's Funeral (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/millions_of_americans_travel_to)

SantaBarbaraWahoo

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> SteveJeltzFan - I hope they let Jerry Orbach rest in peace for that show.

BowdenBowdenBowden

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> HR refers to the 5 women as his "starting rotation".

chopper dave

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> Do you think Linda Cohn would pleasure a man in that, you know, special way? Because that would be friggin' sweet.

Mmole

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> By the way, prepare to see less HR and Irvin on ESPN and more headbutts.

Zidane may sign with Chicago Fire monday, 15mil+ a year, sez the Wash Post's Steven Goff.

blackaces

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> If the answer is Pam Ward then we be better off not knowing

Len Bias Cocaine Surplus

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> I can't wait for Law & Order: ESPN

SteveJeltzFan

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> Was this before or after Jemele Hill came on board? I can't keep the time frame straight.

Philistine

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> Though I thought it was the starting 5 for Albertus Magnus

BigRicks

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> My gut instincts tell me that the aforementioned "5 young women" were likely some MILF's at the Little League World Series.

Body by Sabathia

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> Tuffy wins hands down, though that may be strictly coming from a CT point of view.

BigRicks

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> Man, what the fuck did he do?

-Sean Salisbury's Penis and Michael Irvin, Genealogist

Fixed!

Probity and Sport

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> Perhaps more interesting is the fact that they don't want to provide discovery documents relating to their internal investigation until after they've deposed him. Might as well just say "We've got something you don't know about that we're going to try to trap you with".

Dweeze

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> If your name can be rearranged to spell "Dares Horny Doll" and "Lands Orderly Ho" then it's not your fault, it's what you were born to do.

the chief

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> Harold, if there's anything you should have learned from your fellow on-air personalities, it's that you absolutely cannot grab a girl's ass without at least greasing the wheels with a "Lemme know" first.

Oops Pow Surprise

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> Finally, a way to get people to care about ESPN Motion!

SteveJeltzFan

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> Whatever, I know their names.

Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
and Friday

MAAAN, PUT DOWN MY PAPAYA!

blackaces

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> Sarge:

Thea Andrews feels neglected and forgotten.

...but what else is new.

Probity and Sport

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> Harold Reynolds- true american hero

KOGOD

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> The starting five for the 2005-2006 Tunxis Community College women's basketball team?

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> This has to be tied into the $5 ESPN cafeteria meal coupons somehow.

Little Wooden Boy

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> Man, what the fuck did he do?

-Sean Salisbury's Penis

Spectacular Sam

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> Well...off the top of my head...

Erin Andrews, Linda Cohn, Kit Hoover, Rachel Nicols, Mike Greenberg

WFNYScott

]]> <![CDATA[ESPN Doesn't Want You To Know About The Five Young Women They Just Told You About]]> FIVE BOSTON MARKET MEALS! AH AH AH!

Jerkwheat

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